0:00 what about like the island boys theying kiss on each other and ████ so that's a thing they made like $2 million I'll kiss you guys right now for made $2 million kiss on each other that was a followup video bro you want to kiss me for $2 million bro no i' rather suck some dick what for [Music] free there was a Minnesota woman who was high on meth when she struck an Amish buggy you know Amish buggy is not the Amish buggy so she ran into oh like the ones with horses yeah like a basic horse drawn carriage um killing two children and then here's the crazy thing it was her twin sister that tried to trade places with her to take the blame whoa that's that's a good sister wow why why did why did she do that cuz she's
0:50 like you already got too many cases I'll take one for the team that's a big ass case to take yeah it kind of doesn't matter what your priors are but I feel like if you're on me if you guys are both on meth you guys are probably like making the right it could be like she has she already has like a revoked license or something what if the sister's been to jail already like what if one sister she's the bad one and she's been to jail and then the good one actually made this like New York minute like the good one is the one on meth yeah the good one is the one on meth the other one is the crime Lord maybe the twin sisters that do meth just don't make good decisions maybe there's that hey man stop taking the fun out of it man you're making it too real maybe they're not that uh good at making decisions is there I wonder if there's some kind of law where like if if there's a crime that's committed and they don't know which twin did it like they have to just arrest them both they
1:40 have they have been situations like that the DNA matches yeah cuz they know they're going to pull a Switcheroo so they're like you both go to jail both go ja twin law stop hanging out I men stop dressing the same I know a a twin situation where uh there was like house party and then there was a stabbing at the house party that was done by one of the twins um so what had happened was none of the twins admitted to it even though they were um Witnesses had said one of the twins had done it but none of the twins admitted which one it is so both of them shared the sentence so halfway through the sentence they swapped places whatd cuz it's only one person was technically supposed to be sentenced or one person term I yeah one at a time is interesting that's crazy that there's precedence for that that's pretty cool right isn't that crazy that is really cool what if there's like you're like part of a Quinn tuplet oh ████ everyone
2:30 does two years everyone's got to spend 30 days that's badass BR dang dude I know that's crazy that there's five of the same people that are murder it was one of those five it was a gang attack it's like a series called crime tuplets it's like they just go off doing illegal ████ it could be like a spin-off of John and K plus 8 but it's the eight and now it's a crime family yeah it's a crime family like if they wanted to be a crime family they would be very good at do you remember that old school children's book of like the six Chinese brothers or something yes I it's like a racist thing is it is it I thought it was it was Chinese Avengers what book is that it was like ████ Ricky n not Ricky TI it was the one where it was like the there was like something the long the whatever
3:20 Brothers right and they all have different superpowers yeah so like one guy could like inhale the entire ocean right one guy had like a steel neck one guy yeah and was drawing is kind of racist looking oh I remember cuz like it was like a white author made that right am I thinking of the right one there was one where they tried to drown him but they couldn't cuz his legs stretched or some ████ I like that book basically these Chinese guys were like there one dude was sentenced to death or whatever but he like had like six twin brothers or some ████ so then every single time they tried to like kill this guy um he swap places with his twin brother I think or he swap places and then that person had the particular superpower that would for that situation yeah somehow escape death in that in that space what was the lesson behind that don't trust a Chinese yeah don't trust a Chinese yeah it was what was actually there is one guy that I know I don't know him
4:12 um is a friend of a friend or whatever um but anyway back when I was in high school I I heard the story um where they were racing um and then like one of the guys like hit a curb the car flipped one guy died whatever but uh then they were going to sentenced like the driver of that other car to jail and he's like why the ████ am I going to stay in America so he just fled the country and he never came back and that was it that's SM that's a good move if you got that in your back pocket I think that's always a good move I would have know where else do you know where he went I think he's Middle Eastern or something but like yeah I I don't even think he was American I think he was just like visiting America and that's why he's like cuz in the Middle East like people race cars a lot especially like yeah Saudi and stuff he's like America is terrible for yeah that's the one y I like that
5:02 one ching chong Ling dingdong five Chinese bras bras I like that one I love that they even have their hands in the thing that means by Clare Hutch bishop and Kurt Weiss it's like Cantonese couple and they're all smiling so it's like that you can't trust them you can't trust them yeah nefarious right you you guys ever hear about like those twin situations though like uh the twin telepathy yeah just like that Sy and what they might be willing to do for each other and stuff like that like from the from the innocent stuff like I I knew twin guys that on M dance team they would like take each other's tests wow cuz like one of them might be like affluent in like math and the other one might be like really good in like science or some random ████ so they swap places and then take each other's tests in high school that's gangster but it wouldn't it be like saving
5:52 yourself cuz you're it's a clone you guys are technically a clone oh so that guy is just you yeah and you're just helping yourself I guess but isn't that ████ sick that is kind of sick dude we also know about those twins that have like sex with you know the same people and stuff like that but that's pretty cool that's kind of cool I would love a twin for that probably what what about like the island boys they ████ kiss on each other and ████ so that's a thing and made like $2 million I'll kiss you guys right now for ████ 20 made $2 million kissing each other that was a followup video you want to kiss me for $2 million bro nope I rather suck some dick what for free there's a lot of actual twin CEST creators yeah it's like a big there's these couple of girls right now that keep popping up on my feet he's like they keep popping up they keep coming out of nowhere where these girls are just going
6:42 about my day bu some groceries and they're always trying to thirst strap dads yeah always they're they're all I do was a dad here right now I'm like too bad I'm not a dad yeah but you want to be so bad though probably huh yeah that's kind of crazy though just keep popping up out of nowhere youve probably seen them I know it's really like that should be illegal I think I think only for the guys even for the ladies bro it's like doesn't that make you feel weird where you're like they're sisters like does that make you feel anything but if they're like twins do you see them the same way we normally see our siblings though you know what I mean I I do I do no but I we wouldn't know because we don't have twins I guess I guess your sister is kind of like your twin well also like when when you talk to we do look alike but like when you talk to
7:33 other twins you know it's like like cuz they're they're normal too no but they got a different Bond though identical twins got a different regular fraternal twins have a different Bond identical twins got to have a different bro we we went to high we went to school with like three pairs of twins so I would ask them tons of questions all the time I would spend a lot of time with them is it weird if you guys you know but but a lot of them like the idea well this is also in high school so is it different like stage in your life but like the idea of them even being anything like or what their other sister was doing would be like oh you know like oh yeah but that's only because you grew up your entire life and even your parents sometimes call you the wrong name so like your sense of identity is already like completely so already you have that and then you have and I saw this with two different sisters that we
8:23 knew and different ages right and like imagine you throwing a situation where they're going to ████ the same guy come on bro that sounds like an awful situation for who the guy no not for the guy obviously he's winning but like for the two girls to do that like that's a little funny know you have two much empathy man N I think you can't think that far I think that should be illegal I think we need to legalize this brother that's why I think when it comes to but people even ████ siblings all the time and they're not twins all the time but that's also weird too it happens a lot in the Appalachia yeah that's true that's why they turn blue have you seen yeah that pops up too I don't know why it does they're called the Whitakers I follow them yeah the guys from soft white they have good but that's why I think like even in the twinsest space of like them making sexual content with each other I think that's more of it's just a money-making thing it's not really like a you don't think they do it
9:14 for fun so they're just doing it physically that's weird but that's even weird I think o just makes anybody do anything but what about the Amish bro we've been spending this whole time talking about twins with no Amish people also Imagine the concept of like you're growing up with your sibling right like all of us who don't have twins and it's like chances are you probably don't consistently see them like naked or something like that I'm just saying chances are right whereas if you're an identical twin even when you look at yourself but naked in the mirror you might see your twin that's true that's true so there might be already a like a a a desensitizing nature to that entire yeah it's probably easier than stomach yeah it's masturbating you know what I mean when you jack your twin off you're just jacking yourself off you're empathizing too much now no yeah you're empathy as he getting arrested
10:04 hey there has to be a rule in the Bible somewhere where it says that's not okay it's an awkward conversation to have Thou shalt not ████ thyself but it's not yourself it's a different soul no no Same Soul s Same Soul when they go to heaven they go like this they come they be one guy there's something in there that says honor thy brother yo if we have some twins that are viewers comment below please please put me on game F if I'm talking on my butt and have you ever jacked off together yeah and what's the percentage that you think twins are yeah we got to ask these questions the ones that Jake Tran will refuse to answer we're coming for you Jake Tran stop ducking us we're going to expose we're going to expose you dude we're going to expose the [Music]
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