0:00 he looks way younger on the left what are you talking about he turned into a vampire is what happened technically he was younger he got bigger and he has more color in the middle of it he's taller by now with no info no context how do you feel about this photo I already know dude I already know this guy wait is that have you seen this you haven't seen this guy it's not equal this guy's he's very uh popular on the fitness YouTube algorithm that guy's kind of jacked oh wait is that Brian he's lean yeah I think oh oh dude this guy's ████ dope okay I thought it was like a um like a like a beginning to a gay origin but that's his dad and his son how come you're not wearing wife beater that's a weird pose like that objectively why are their shirts all wet no they're um why are they looking like at the camera like forlorn and ████ so Hannah's like deep
0:51 diving into this guy right now and so he was uh owner of venmo he sold it oh wow oh that's that's who he is huh yeah oh wow and then he he went off on this Quest on trying to find out how humans can achieve longevity and reverse aging so he spent like two mil on just like being the science experiment and experimenting experimenting with diet exercise homoerotic photography homo erotic family photography yeah and that's the most important thing people don't know this but it reduces yeah you're aging a lot less orphans when you get jacked off by your dad we gotta take a photo shoot it's like an inch away from the wiener yeah he's like right there biohacker upward motion his dad is at
1:42 least mounting him yeah it looks like it's going down it's like low now he's got his like dad and son into it I don't say data so they're doing it as a group or something yeah they are yeah so he yeah he is the the tech uh is it working like he's like he seriously doesn't work I mean I mean he claims that it works does he have like certain like biomarkers that's kind of it's very scientific also like the thing is um huh it's legit it's legit he's going he's just the palest man ever institutes to be consistently uh what do you call it like um monitors yeah monitored from progress to whatever and I guess there's certain things that you know you they can they can test their skin organs body whatever and be like oh you have the cardiovascular of a 19 year old versus like what like this is the average of
2:33 like someone who's this age yeah so then a lot of his stuff he's reversed that aging like and then they'll be like yeah you have uh a stamina of a young person he looks really young and he's in really good shape he just looks like a vampire that's the problem yeah look young well it's because he's a soulless Ginger he just looks his skin is like it's it's like porcelain bro there's no more thing out of the sun part of it is that why no he's just Ginger you know he's just like posing like that will make you live longer yeah no Melanie he looks like that chick from Doctor Strange yeah yeah yeah for sure for sure for sure the time Stone keeper chick it is Brian Johnson he's the multi-millionaire uh Tech CEO it was it was Braintree that he was the uh he owned Braintree I thought it was venmo no it's uh those are different guys braintree's like it's like a venmo okay I think it's a Braintree helps
3:23 venmo work in conjunction with other credit cards and stuff well that's not them and like I did see it before and after though because like right now he just looks like a 45 year old lesbian lady that's into yoga but then um when you see him like what he used to look like till now oh big difference that's a huge difference wow he looks healthier the main thing that he does is he swaps blood with his son oh that guy yeah so is the sun ████ getting older and or getting efficient no actually his son they said his son is experiencing benefits from like frequent donation too yeah really yeah that like but you were talking better like they'll they'll link up and he'll like replace his blood with his son's blood and then the dad will do it too whoa they're all like yeah they're all like dialysis triple triple ████ and that's why they probably took that big picture but no one wants the Dazz book homo erotic vampire love
4:13 like if you're gonna spill some blood spill my dad's yeah yeah but I think it's that's I think that practice is based on a study they did with it says they they did that with rats and then the rats so here's the human trial very clear benefits of being healthier but they said so far there's no conclusive evidence that it works with humans because there's no way to test him on how he would have been I also wonder if it's like uh if you get your kids blood if it's it needs to be post puberty like like if taika had more testosterone in his blood like would that make me more youthful versus I just ████ turn into a baby you start sucking on your thumb I lose muscle tone and I'm like yeah like a baby chick they said that when they did it with rodents they uh so they made them share the circulatory system and the older
5:03 rodents uh improved in cognitive function metabolism bone structure wow and the younger subjects showed positive effects from frequent blood donation which I don't understand how that's even a thing yeah so stem cells that's crazy yeah that's testosterone in the nuts oh ████ that's insane but then like this I guess like some of the science like City of Hope National Medical Center um they say they have not learned enough to suggest this is a viable human treatment like everyone should do it and then we think he would have looked like a lesbian anyway the scientist study show ████ says to me it's gross evidence-free and relatively dangerous well he is testing a lot of things right yeah he's doing a lot what's the control group so here I'll give you a list so he
5:54 follows an ultra strict routine that includes supplements rigorous exercise low calorie vegan diet carefully calculated teeth brushing um sleep patterns and he's even hooked up to a machine that keeps count of his uh oranges new black feeling erections during the night that's my fight camp where he's doing nothing different wait did you say did you say erections during the night yeah vigorous boners what is the point of that maybe it's a circulation thing he says he gets raging boners at like 3 A.M we'll get the random refill he claims that that the expensive treatments are uh their yielding results he it's he says that he has a heart function of a 37 year old and skin that resembles a 28 year old and not to brag but I get boners all nightable I mean it's like it depends because it gets pretty good how's the
6:44 skin is it gets really big 50 or 60. oh he's like 45 47 yeah 45 yeah damn I thought this was really interesting though because like you know when you want to conduct studies like this it takes so much time and money yeah and then a team right but then like when you have that unlimited funding that he could actually do the tests that some of these scientists want to do on a human being it's not the money it doesn't have to wait and they don't have to wait so he might be doing a lot of things in favor of human health it's gonna be cool to see what happens what he does we can see if some of these things work or if they don't work it's like Trump said he's like it's called right to try right I think that's pretty good right it's called right to try it's kind of similar to PRP where they
7:35 dry your blood out and then they spin it and they separate the uh plasma from the blood and they inject it right back into you it seems very similar it's a very sexy science I I did something um that I thought well I I got a Dexter scan you guys know what that is no so it scans like your body fat percentage or like how much muscle you have your bone and all that stuff and the one interesting find that I have is so I've been lifting weights since I was 15. I'm 39 now so that's 24 years wow and then uh on the dexa scan um this was for like another series that we did and this was information that wasn't really part of the series because part of the series it was just more about how much weight did I lose and all that one on the bone density like my bone density was actually like literally off the charts wow which was cool like it was like like you know how like you got
8:25 thick bones bro well like you know like standard you know like standard deviation it's like in one it hits like I don't know 95 or something and 97 and then by the third or whatever it's like a hundred percent uh-huh so like if you're like one standard deviation away from the middle like and then two two standard deviations is like pretty much the whole population mine was four yeah wow and I think it's just because of lifting weights but heavy weights like heavier weights for like ever since I was like a teen wow that it caused my bones to be like so dense I wonder if other uh weight lifters are for sure power power lifters or whatever would have the same yeah because she saw it she was like it's literally that won't even print out where your bone density is because it's like too far sick at a range yeah like when you get diagnosed with like
9:15 osteoporosis who broke the scale or whatever they tell you you need to be you need to start lifting weights yeah tell the first thing uh well because um because it builds bone density do you wish that you could lift weights with your dick for all those years I wish that'd be so cool though like wiener barbells and then he did one of these the nurses see the results and they pass out there oh my God I can't read it oh my forced it longevity is muscle mass so if you have like the more muscle mass you retain over the years they show like a graph of like uh a correlation between like the drop off and muscle mass and your life and also grip strength too they say grip strength you got weak grip you're probably gonna die early a good thing I jack off hard
10:06 that's right because you can't tell them to the jerkers go with the spoils you need a grip heart he spends two million per year on this process wow yeah but the crazy thing is the sad thing is that he is California based so wouldn't it be kind of Bittersweet if he died from like a follow-on robbery or something dude it sounds like you need an effort from a 19 time parolee being released again it's like it's like all this ████ effort oops you still a living Cali idiot but I I bet and a doofy get out to do what he's doing you probably need such a rigorous schedule like think about all the things that he needs to do like drawn blood here brush his teeth yeah yeah his brushing teeth routine that's cool and you gotta put on a ████ dick monitor before you go to bed yeah dude it is great that he's doing this you can watch that thing yeah I don't think so it's also um it's so
10:58 sweaty last night like timed right so then he needs to get x amount of hours of sleep he has like a perfect sweet sleep condition thing routine do you think I like sometimes during the day he's like ████ what I sign up for this ████ he plays like a cheat day like all right today I'm not gonna do whatever yeah I'm gonna extend my life by 30 years today this freaking shovels up I think it is really cool that he does he's doing this for the benefit of everyone yeah like people can benefit from this data which is why the ████ are you talking about which is why I want him in ████ Glamor Shots with this ████ it's about him but others scientists are going to be like if it's only one guy we need to do this 15 more times to figure it out but you know like people are gonna steal his his info yeah well there's there's still his work yeah I don't really think it's open source but like I feel like um there's a lot of people that ████
11:49 hate this dude dude this guy's doing for him just with I mean just just with anything that's like what if he lives to 150 I think that's gonna be the future though a lot of us are going to extend our lifespan dude my grandma just died on Friday 94 years old no way it was awful oh no but it's fine no thank you but I didn't mean to bring it up like I'm just saying like that's no way to live like the way she was living was no way to live I'm glad that she's dead but I mean 94 swimming strong coherent like that's different right of course no it no it's no it's sad but it really was like a Slow Burn yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the that's the part that I don't want no it's just ████ because he still looks like ████ that's the thing I mean I think he does
12:39 too like can I see a picture like he like I don't think he looks as young as he probably feels he looks like the bad guy I think it's the picture the picture is really bad I mean if he released that that must be a picture he's proud of like Richard Branson looks good he looks happy like he has a lot of Vitality he's 70 something but he feels like he just has his like feeling he looks like Nosferatu yeah bro yeah he just he looks 45 whatever he's doing he looks like he looks like a ghoul yeah but Ross yeah but to be fair though he looked like 55 yeah so oh oh so you got to see so it is working oh I see so he was like a fat guy that was kind of but what if it was all the other stuff like what if it wasn't the blood transfer I mean it yeah be on a diet for a little bit just be like him losing weight and he's like oh look great he's a massive amount of
13:29 weight you actually look like that can I cut wake that's what I look like when you lose weight you look younger you literally look younger then you lose too much weight then you look old then you look too old yeah that's true I feel the too fast and it's kind of like straight yeah you're like a skinny saggy Grandpa even if you're too lean right here you go too lean for too long that's the progression low-key what's the progression okay he looked better on the left that's not a fair lining though he's kind of good in the middle left to right is the time is the timeline so he's like doing a ████ Ted Talk that's when he started he looks way younger on the left what are you talking about he turned into a vampire is what happened technically he was younger he got bigger and he has more color in the middle of it he's taller by now he's tall he went from gray orange to pale I don't know about all this weird ████ no this isn't working just ████ lift a little bit away so walk around a little bit about two billion dollars a
14:19 year I could do so much in crypto this guy's barely even making any games make himself look like ████ dude LeBron James doesn't even spent two million I just hope I just hope he has the guts at some point to to literally just go it's not ████ working man like if it really isn't like if it's hurting him yeah like I hope he doesn't try to fake the funk and be like guys it's a breakthrough everyone should try it but the longer he does it though the more likely that's gonna happen his end game is to find the best routine and conditions that he could just so like the testing and all that is to find a result once he does find a routine and condition then he goes okay so this is the optimum like yeah like thing because right now he's like there's so many conflicting things of like what is the optimum diet what is the optimum exercise what do people actually need so like I think these experiments is to figure out what that
15:10 everybody's Baseline should be for real Health we're a result space culture who got into bodybuilding after the example Arnold right Arnold brought a lot of people in because Arnold's like objectively look at me ████ I look great and so everyone's like I'm gonna do that ████ this guy's making people go maybe I should just die early [Music] foreign
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