0:00 so every single one of these um places had a plane or an old helicopter and then he would go to one of them that was empty and then he would flash the laser pointer and he's like that's the ████ stealth bomber and all these kids are like what the ████ [Music] this is uh this is this is on some tough news it's on some sad stuff I'm sorry in advance but this just happened it was at a Dallas air show oh no I know to see this sad yes yeah okay a Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress and a bell p-63 king cobra collided and these are two like historic war planes they were doing a demo show for like thousands of people at the downtown so they collided in front of all the kids watching I'm gonna show the clip we can show the club right ████ dude I think we have to watch the clip
0:50 oh damn everybody see everybody no [Music] the terrifying Collision happened at Dallas Wings Over Dallas air show was being held yo that looked like a war zone like that just looked like when you watch a movie and they're just like the Navy and the Army and the ████ Air Force is all fighting and ████ and it's like it looked like a movie what was the like whose fault was that okay so official statements ended up saying um that it was an unfortunate kind of mishap of maybe miscalculation and whatnot um they said these are like working planes it should be everything should have been fine the way it was but if you
1:41 see like other sides of the clips and stuff like that there's like multiple planes flying all this those air shows are bananas man and then uh you could see you know I I think I remember there's like six or seven planes and you could see the smaller plane that ends up crashing like coming down as if like they just didn't see where that bigger plane was at you know what I mean so um I think there's also assumption that with these older planes they don't have the certain types of technology that allowed for like you know different types of like understanding where you're at or radar or whatever freaks maybe there were a millennial they never ████ learned how to drive stick shift that's what it was I think that's probably what it was they put it in the ████ report yeah yeah because they it's like he's used to paddle shifting automatic and on the airplane he needs to learn this she was a millennial Sagittarius yeah and that just says it all right oh my God you guys ever been to an air show I
2:32 haven't it's Miramar Air Show all the time when I was in San Diego yeah who's sick my grandpa used to do the um flying leatherneck aerial Museum in San Diego he used to do the tours down there and uh he had he had this bit where um when he had kids around he had a laser pointer and then he would go like so every single one of these um places had a plane or an old helicopter and then he would go to one of them that was empty and then he would flash the laser pointer and he's like that's the ████ stealth bomber and all these kids are like what the ████ he was just flashing at something like yeah like the wall he's like he's like see that's the ████ cell phone and they're like holy ████ I can't even see it have you seen that uh that bit that they usually run at air shows where they there's a like one of the pilots he just dressed like a normal dude in like a
3:23 tank top he looks like he's part of the crowd and he he's drunk and then he just starts stumbling over the border and then he drunkenly runs to a plane and the Security's chasing him and then he gets in and takes off so and it's like a bit but everyone like that's an intense bit if it's your first time you really do believe that dude this guy's ████ jumping in the plane and then he just like goes and starts flying like this that's crazy that's a great job and you were do you do you uh have an Infinity towards airport in remembrance of the tragedy I know you really like cars but like do you like really like planes too yeah see thank you for answering the question well all right so um thank you for shielding yourself yeah yeah thank you no I don't have an affinity to planes now wow dude he's like I ████ don't care about planes at all it's just a question or wearing a gigantic place just a talk show Ryan I was trying to
4:14 ████ pull something out of you dude I think planes went backwards in technology you know hey I don't even like War I think Wu sucks something different about it yeah I'm like whatever I like sterling silver though unfortunately six people died in this crash and um the national Transportation safety board later confirmed the deaths during a news conference uh I think it was one guy in one plane and then four or five people in the other plane the bigger one the big boy had to be crude for sure yeah oh ████ dude it's uh it's one of those things where like I remember when I watched the first clip because what I just showed was like the news clip so you hear like the teleprompter talking about stuff and whatnot but that same clip that was an original file you it's just like a family who's like watching and filming and then you just hear the different kids oh they're like was that supposed
5:04 to happen and then as you just see fire dad was that supposed to happen and it's just super like man like families right kids like go out to these things so it's like when you put a ████ disaster in front of their faces too that's like really really tough this is what you do when you have kids right I'll tell you okay see that ████ you go whoa that's so cool let's go home good show it's like what you do with the animal start ████ at the zoo yeah but like hey the wrestling all right except for all the parents they're like oh my God don't watch oh my God that never works because simultaneously every parent will handle it a different way at the same time so it's almost like impossible to like because you'll just your kid is going to see so many different reactions yeah they're like they're so excited if
5:55 my kid's like 13 like ████ dead I know what the hell's happening Joe's probably standing there he's like hey keep watching this is how you do it dude when this happened I I saw a bunch of ████ on Twitter like in response so like people were posting the video from different angles and ████ and like one of my favorite things about the ████ internet comment section is like there are people who are like why are they filming why aren't they helping yeah dude what the ████ like why aren't they that's what's wrong with this culture today is that everybody wants to pull out their phones instead of help like why aren't they like doing something about it it's like grab a hose huh it's like oh yeah everyone I saw a great responses like it's like people think that the people filming are like the ████ Avengers [Laughter] Thor buying a ████ camera like why don't they just jump in their ████ rocket at that point when you see the plane crash and explode and there's a
6:46 big ball of flames it's not like what do you mean I just want to run over with a with a bottle of water and the idea that like like most people understand that when ████ like that happens if you go running to it someone has to run after you someone has to run after that guy and it just the chain goes on and then now people have to worry about other people and more yeah it's like kind of dumb but I mean they could have at least warned them because they saw them coming they couldn't there's a there's a play they could see it coming I know no one decided to say anything exactly that's the problem is no one wants to help that's what they call the bystander effect yeah see they just said wow instead of there's a plan behind you the pieces of ████ this is the official Millennials am I right uh because they were noting that the p63 does have poor visibility uh quote the age of the aircraft is a little misleading there's a lot of really old
7:36 aircraft still flying safely there's airworthiness requirements just a terrible loss likely caused by a momentary lapse in judgment or momentary yeah it's like a human error yeah human error because people don't like when I was a kid I used to see so many air show disasters on the news and I asked my dad like why do they keep doing this if they keep my dad goes you ████ realize how many there's way more air shows where everything's fine like these things happen all the time everywhere so like when you see one of these it's not common you know when people just happen people just don't normally go to air shows all the time so he's got an affinity for planes am I right yeah they make me be hot you know what is common though I'm hearing out in Afghanistan they keep crashing them helicopters so a lot of those equipment things that we've lost they can't even use them anyway and with all the trade embargoes and all that stuff they can't even get them out of the country even to other
8:27 buyers that will buy it so that's an interesting fun fact is it because the talibans are trying to fly that ████ yeah and they just keep crashing and they're just not trained to like cooperate them my friends are out there right now making Taliban buddies and they're going to theme parks together oh yeah you said that uh one of the funnest things about it is he's they told him like yeah we just can't we just can't sell these things I'm just imagining Joe figuring out all this news because he's trying to ████ buy aftermarket Army ████ he's trying to buy a helicopter that was one of my questions I was like are they getting rid of all this stuff and they're just like well for those and all the fancy equipment they can't even figure out how to fly them so I was like dang they said they already crashed four or something back to back Microsoft Fight simulator dude simcopter buy anything you point me to it I ████ I can fly they still have those uh monster truck uh rallies and
9:19 stuff hell yeah they do yeah dude Bigfoot and people are supposed to die in those things hey you ever been to a ████ uh destruction Derby no will you take that s███'s ████ cool demolition derby is these are so dope dude I also want to go to one of those little robot ████ fighting War things you know what I'm talking about those little robot wars oh hell yeah Ryan doesn't like those that much you don't like those face there's not as much Human Sacrifice look demolition derbies is sick because it's a bunch of old mobile homes and like the people who are behind the wheel are like all wearing body armor and ████ because they know s███'s about to get nuts and they drive those things until they don't work there was a dope one I went to and uh it was like I think it was at the OC Fair and it was the OC fire department versus the ocpd and they were and they were using all repoed like like what they were using all uh ████ impounded vehicles and ████
10:11 didn't they used to have one here in Anaheim all the time because when I was a kid I would watch commercials like they do like the bigfoots in town and then you see them ████ drive over 10 cars Bigfoot is my favorite one and Grave Digger I like graveyard Grave Digger which one's the green one that's graved the blue one's Bigfoot and then they used to have those cars like you can get at Toys R Us or whatever you can make the model pieces yeah I never went to one of those shows though but it was always like during a wrestling like WWF like during a commercial or a cartoon Sunday Sunday and then you had like uh yeah cylinders and then they had Ringling Brothers like oh yeah oh yeah yeah and then that's like not that's like not okay anymore yeah I did that once I did that once and it felt wrong then I remember my my dad and and yeah my dad and my siblings well with me and we were all like this kind of ████ is that where they would have like the bear
11:01 the bear with a tutu just hopping around yeah they had a bear juggling he was juggling fire the ████ elephant that's on like a little star ball let's try and ████ go yeah dude isn't that crazy that that was like normal ████ it's crazy to think that you you already had a bear juggling and then they're like but can he juggle knives like what how much why are they gonna make it more dangerous it's like it's like watch it's like watching porn too much like you gotta watch some more hardcore ████ you can you get a dark web on that ████ I do enjoy watching mice play basketball though that is a pretty if if there's a mice yeah if there's any um animal cruelty I condone that one as long as not female mice playing basketball yeah they can't talk they can't even hop and they can't really shoot threes they can't even hop very well
11:52 um and sometimes they forget that they're playing that's that's my biggest problem yeah stupid you can start making sandwiches or something but wherever they are they know where the kitchen is they start hitting the wall they start hitting the wall just trying to get to the country it's the maze but to a kitchen in the center foreign [Music]
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