0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another episode of the careful boys where we keep you careful here guys hey so bart said he's got a little story what's up what's up bart are you going to introduce gilbert nope sorry all right let's uh hey roll it back roll back absolutely this guy's the most professional here back steve retake bring back stephen how exactly friday is it yeah action hey welcome back to camera boys guys where i'm super careful and i introduce the hosts and oh i'm the host ████ bring back steve yeah steve steve steve that's what you get when you hire a guy who dances for money i know first of all don't forget don't attack my profession you want him to host the show he's dances for money for a living he just learned that gilbert's a junior he shakes it for dollars does he not am i lying is that a lie
0:51 focus guys all right give it up for our guest gilbert jr all right now ████ the guest all right bart you said you had a story so i have advice for everyone don't ever get ████ coffee from terribles ever i thought you were telling everyone to get it i know i loved it before wait that's the story that's the story yeah the story was like we all talked about it everyone's like yeah right and this guy he loves gas station ████ coffee right so out of all the places he's like my favorite coffee shop you guys wouldn't believe this it's a terrible gas station in las vegas and i'm like well the place is called terrible what do you expect so that one yeah but the build-up bart you're telling everyone not to get gas station coffee no so so that he gave us the moral of the story the terrible's that one has a special place in my heart but one the
1:43 ████ chevron off the 15 with the hundred pumps you know what i'm talking about oh yes actually 100 pounds that one sabotages you so i got coffee yesterday cause i'm driving here at night right i'm trying to stay awake so i got coffee and first of all the lid it doesn't fit that good that's good so i'm always like this is going to be our greatest video ever i'm already serious it doesn't fit wait for it to wait for the no it doesn't fit that good so i'm like securing it making sure it fits good right i get in the car here it goes here drive about 30 minutes and i need to get some coffee yeah yeah yeah when i'm drinking it nothing is going into my mouth oh ████ nothing and i'm like what the ████ is going on and it starts burning and i'm like oh ████ it's all over my jacket so i take it off i take off my jacket and my pants because my pants is soaked and it's hot why'd it take you that long how are you taking this alive you wearing snap-on pants
2:35 he's like i'm 70 miles per hour on the road i take off my clothes but it's like first i stared away fly fishing gear then i pulled i pulled over and then i took off my jacket i took off my pants and i don't want the coffin to soak into my seats and then i'm like okay ████ just naked attempt number two i love who's talking to the cops tip number two naked i'm driving now i take a drink again it happens again so now it's all over my shirt i'm like ████ so i take the shirt off so i'm not just driving with my hat my underwear and shoes and then you know when you're on the road for like three hours you forget what's going on right i'm just like cool i'm in the zone you forgot that you're naked and all your coffee's gone oh i'm ████ i'm zoned into robert malone on joe rogan i'm like what the ████ is all this ████ going on he's getting cancelled for this ████ you know what the hell is going on i pull up it is a three hour podcast it is right i pull up
3:25 to uh just pull up to gio's mom's house and underwear in underwear and i come out and she looks at him she starts laughing and then the two cholos behind me are looking at me weird too and i that's when i clicked i'm like oh ████ i forgot i did not close up yo that's wild man bro it's not that wild if you know him if you walked in here like that we'd be like hey bart good morning he's walked in here multiple times without a shirt but don't get that terrible coffee because it has a ████ gap right here dude what did you learn though how did you do that twice yeah that's how you don't stand there and just go like okay how does this work no it's never happened to me before you gotta get back on the road and be like oh god damn it happened again i thought it would have fixed myself the second time dude i don't know i ████ i i did the thing i did you know oh ████ all just that's right right he's doing prop
4:15 cops it might be bart it might be bart admit it just 10 minutes you said all that have to do no it's gonna be like the snakes on a spring this is something that i experienced coming back from vegas okay and i gotta say to kind of pick up what you're saying all right don't use rest stop bathrooms which one did you pull it what's wrong with that terrible all of them all of them nothing so gas stations are adorable you know how you all think rest stop bathrooms would be would be fine oh no don't use breaststop bathrooms there you go i never would have thought they'd be fine no just ████ that everyone already knows and it's not even the terrible's fault ████ i don't know solo's fault it's
5:06 the cops oh dude doesn't everyone's ████ check that ████ to make sure it's it's secure if it's wobbly you're like that's kind of weird bro you gotta press all the way around i did the thing you gotta press all the way around i'm gonna explain to you with his eyes i did the ████ thing look and then i ████ did the thing yeah yeah see and then ████ right when i get in the car go like this nothing goes in the mouth everything comes down here you're also like the whole did you like smash i know right you smash and warp the ████ oval and the ████ krispy kremes there isn't even krispy kremes what is it there's a krispy kreme section and i put in my mouth i thought i was gonna melt and they're just dry they're probably stale he bit it it's just beef jerky ah not again the beef jerky trick the donuts at gas stations aren't that good you guys but this has krispy kremes on it but is that terrible i thought it was chevron
5:57 chevron terrible i don't know different man this whole story is fake bankrupt the wrong business with the story chevrolet cameras call them and check the cameras they got a white castle there though they do oh yeah yeah yeah do you guys like white castle i like it rated right yeah overrated it tastes like the microwavable ones if you're if you're on narcotics i think you like it narcotics is the word to use for that one and the narcotic i think oh my gosh across the board when did everybody start drinking coffee is everybody like a coffee everyday person i don't drink coffee yeah i drink off every day when i was a kid yeah when you were a kid i started seven first time was at a bank and i could not oh i got banked coffee too what bank coffee because you know back in the day they don't have atms right and then so like if your mom wants to deposit some ████ is gonna take four hours yeah so ████ you're just wandering around doing nothing and you're like you're a kid
6:47 yeah you see coffee you start pouring 50 creams in it yeah at that point you're drinking milk that's tinted brown dude does this video the careful boys go in on coffee i know right the cop there's a war against coffee coffee take that [Laughter] when did you have some crazy coffee tell us that time my craziest cup of coffee did the whole build up to this bar i thought he was going to say some crazy stuff we all did in the mornings just sounding like hey anybody got something to share we're doing another off the record but i got a story i got a story it happened yesterday i spilled coffee brew we make it a hot topic you'll make the most mundane ████ very interesting though yeah that was pretty good yeah that was pretty good i
7:37 wouldn't listen to anybody else coffee spill story i mean it's like an unsolved mystery because you still don't know why that happened yeah see if you i know why it happened it's cause of ████ bark and then i was uh since i was naked and i needed to pee i just peed back into the cup because it was cold outside i didn't want to go outside it was ████ cold it was so i just peeped and then he spilled it ah there's pee on my chest and this beef jerky doughnut we almost didn't he was your partner yeah like that's the most intense part you weren't planning to say that part i just peed in the truck guaranteed geo wasn't in the car just back over there so you have to when you have to pee while driving that's your go-to is just to pee in the car no usually if i have clothes on and i'm not cold then i can go outside and pee like a normal human all my clothes were off and it was cold so i was just ████ i was pee in the
8:27 ████ terribles cup yo this is i like it steve have you been your cup on the way over here no i hold it like i'm an adult yeah so i just wait until it's time to go and then i go do you go to a rest stop bathroom i got coffee spilled they were almost like i liked ryan's better ryan's was when who was the gayest dentist you had wait right explain it that was a problem that was his prompt but i mean rate your dentist from gayest to gay yeah how gay was i'm gay yes what are the attributes that i would have to look for because i don't even know all right sister gabe who's like they try to make out with you take your baseline dip okay baseline baseline dentist give us a ballpark give us a spectrum i don't know but my podiatrist is um uh like i wouldn't even i wouldn't know what you have a podiatrist
9:18 you don't hear about those anymore dude i got i got warts on my feet that i had to take oh yeah and then um i've never even seen a podiatrist my uncle's a bit hey just for the audience what's a podiatrist podiatrist is a foot doctor man and they always open the conversation with let's see them feet let me see those toes that's standard yeah that's what they teach you in school you said let me see them feet let me see their feet or they say put them up that's called bedside manner yeah that's it that's basically that's the doctor term so i don't know his sexual preference but every time i go in there he starts the sentence with hmm joseph today's video is brought to you by audible all right so you know i've been going on road trips i've been doing that a lot and so there's only so much talking you
10:09 can do there's only so much listening to music you can do after a while it's beautiful but three four hours you gotta kill that time somehow and i like to be productive right yeah so um we started actually listening to audiobooks and educational podcasts but there's this one book that i always wanted to share rich dad poor dad right and so thank goodness for audible because we can get on the road plug this in play and we just chill and it's like a three four hour like listen so for the whole trip we just listen to that and it also makes for good conversation because we can pause and just be like yo what did you think about that chapter and you know how would you approach it so it's pretty dang awesome and so if you're doing road trips if you're out there on like long drives like you're coming here
10:59 from vegas and stuff right i think audible is just a sick way to like not only learn and be productive but also like enjoy many different types of media aside from just like music yeah what's dope about audible it's a pretty much a one-stop shop for all kinds of audio entertainment in one app so you got podcasts you got audio books they have shows so pretty much whatever you want to make your ears feel good on long road trips they have it they even have like comedy so you can like laugh you don't have to like it doesn't have to be that serious and educational that's just what i like yeah it's literally your one-stop shop so what's dope about audible is number one there's thousands of podcasts up there and if you want to listen to an audiobook you can listen to one title per month and the best part is new members get to try it free for 30 days so you can just give it a listen check
11:49 out the entire library and see if it's right for you so if you want to check out this one-stop shop for all your audio entertainment go to audible.com off the record or text off the record to 500 500 that's audible.com off the record or text off the record to 500 500 and check it out check it out is he philippines he feels like a joke no he's like taiwanese or something and then i hear him in the other room and he has this very soft way of speaking like this and i'm just like bro you're very you're comforting but also creepy at the same time because it's very asmr his voice is calming yeah when he's talking about award this one about 10 um off this one is about 80 huh what are
12:42 the discounts no he's talking about the the wart like how many percent off it is like more removal i thought i was a black friday sale yeah yeah i was like what's the context what does that mean i'm so confused looks like you're podiatrist he's your gayest dentist yeah that's definitely wait do they make good money i've never been to a foot doctor yo so my bill i had uh two little warts on my foot for two ████ years right hey why i didn't know there was oh i thought it was a callus yeah well what's the difference between a callus and a wart isn't a word like green and bleeding no no um i think ward is like uh like a fungus or a virus that's like uh like a skin virus and it's just stuck there and it could it could be contagious if you have a foot cut you could get a wart there too and you could have them for up to two years
13:33 before you go to the doctor you know two years ago i swear to god i thought it was just a callous because you come too early has it been two years get the ████ out of here six more months man you want to do it you got 30 more days turn business away at the podiatry center i had to hit up bart's cousin i was like because he's trying to be a foot doctor right so i took a picture of my foot and i was like hey bro what is this a callus or a wart and he goes wart you have to go to a foot talking wait two years ago yeah wait two years minimum wait two years for me to graduate and then uh come see me actually do not this is the most useless ████ profession in the world right because i went to say that to his cousin yeah man that's his dream well maybe maybe if you have like ████ up ankles and bones or whatever right before wart i didn't realize that you could do this ████ at home right so what he ended up doing was i went there that
14:25 fool scraped it out with like a knife and then yeah he put like some medicine that you could buy over the counter to seal it tiger ball yeah it's like a it's like a it's like a liquid it's a sealer right i went and i had my insurance so i thought it covered it so i went there three times this bill came out to almost a thousand bucks i got to pay 300 bucks out of pocket so i'm like what the ████ is this i could have scraped my ████ with a knife at home and not medical advice for anybody who has what dietrich are ████ scammed useless profession my uncle was a podiatrist was see because he knew it's a stab i mean so he left the game he left the game for that reason he kept saying he's like i keep scamming these people he left again because he was winning he was making money for his boss and he
15:15 was like dude ████ this and he left he's like i'm out he made his offer he's a bus driver the boss he's a bullet traveler imagine getting imagine paying a thousand bucks to ████ get yourself for real wow bro i had ingrown toenails i had to go to podiatrist and the whole time he's just talking to me about his ████ car collection because he he had like a bunch he handles well he looks yeah he's just like talking about hey how long how long did you wait two years uh i didn't i didn't oh yeah i waited a while yeah i was walking around with an ingrown toenail for a ████ while but until it like basically every time i put my shoe on i would have tears in my eyes and i was like i gotta go to the doctor oh ████ that's your threshold i'm crying every day yeah yeah yeah he's a real man [Laughter]
16:05 just go to the doctor and i'm like i got this baby they're scammers yeah do you do you feel scammed though tell me the truth you ████ feel scared right i feel scared i do feel scared wait even on an ingrown toenail well what was your procedure for fixing that i see that ████ on ████ youtube and stuff like that i've seen those dudes i could have got a ████ screwdriver and pop that out for you this is a tool i could have gotten amazon right i'm not an idiot there you have it there's my procedure right there like liquid nitrogen whatever yeah they freeze it and they flick it off or something they numb the area it was pretty sick very scientific where they flick them out costs a lot of money right you gotta like ████ actually numb the area yeah but why can't he afford a bunch of sports cars though oh say his full name doctor i don't remember i definitely don't remember octavius it's a scam dude no this is one of those
16:56 videos where fans just really have to be fans of us as people hey dude i'm ready this is one of the most entertaining ████ videos that i've ever done this is informational this is really informational for me i am prepared right now to go on the joe rogan program and talk about how potassium for three hours i'm ready to go with studies with information with real life stories from my friends and i think everybody i think everybody would be like yeah they're like okay that funny moment where everybody in the comments is actually like yeah my pajamas just ████ scammed me too that's gonna be this video read the comments after this i thought their main like thing was to chalk people's legs off like when you get gout and ████ ah that's our main thing right now that's that's pretty important your leg i think i thought it was just like ████ world war one they do like arches and stuff like that like they do that too yeah they do that's probably scary it's doctor scholes you get the doctor shout out to doctor get the jellies dr
17:46 scholes doesn't mold to your feet it does it does i think that's the point squishy you got gel on there that's the only catch it doesn't mold to your feet though so but isn't it but please buy it when you pay insurance right that ████ should cover it all i paid 300 ████ dollars a month and that's like the second tier from the top wow i used to pay the top one but i never went to the doctor so i said that's a ████ waste of money right so you pay 300 bucks a month you go to the doctor and then you get the bill and it's like this is how much it helped cover you still got to pay 300 bucks ████ ████ i was like that's too much money yeah i don't think dr scam there i think it's just the health department in our country doctor soul should be free infrastructure 100 free dude yeah they pass out the condoms they just look the same which one's the condom hey is vic's vapor or bad for you no no
18:37 it's great especially when you're ecstasy i knew he was gonna say it and i love it wait what is this what is this what's with the e have you have you seen the uh the element of two pack the nasal one it's not the vapor rub it's like that oh yeah dude you ████ vapor rub the ████ out of your chest and then you get a you get an n95 face mask and then you ████ rub the vapor and you go like this or you get a construction one's ████ mess you know the one that like you keep the saw that's not like that or if you feel crazy you stick both fingers in the tub and then just put on your eyes what the ████ you guys don't like white castle you ████ drug addicts
19:36 that was aggressive you get the vapor up and you can just even put it on the bottom right and then you go like this and you tell someone blow on your eyes it feels crazy someone screamed captured that that was wild that's real that's the real i think it's funny because when you explain it to a silver crowd that sounds ridiculous bart 20 something years me too it's just a memory of mine that's a different life was it you're talking about n95s that was like reason i'm trying to like 20 years ago during my n95 i'm trying to make it relatable he's bringing it back you know like you're connected to the today that's why you're a man of the people that's you know the people i'm pretty ████ sure kids right now raven are all wearing n95s at ████ electric daisy carnival and ████ because they don't want corona but they also put maple rub in there and then they ████ breathe it dual purpose yep
20:26 they're all sharing vapor rubs and they're all wearing masks they hit my mask i love it i personally love it how long would you leave it on for as long as the menthol works i kind of want to try that now i kind of wanted to do a sober oh it'll kill you what about a little bit though like it just will kill yourself imagine being in antarctica oh can't do that already and breathing that air that's what it feels like really really cool oh relatable right can't wait to do that and go to antarctica it's nothing like this what a waste of a trip or it's exactly like it vixx
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