0:00 foreign welcome to a special episode of careful boys we have with us today Mr Jesus this question is kind of it's a two-parter and it's mainly for Nick but like what um hey Nick have you ever had a homosexual experience and how many times until you knew it wasn't for you oh how many times how many times seven eight nah probably ten just don't really know yeah they say like you have to like when you're learning a language my French teacher used to say this you have to as he was French kissing you yeah Nick is playing as gay demons every time he does Jiu Jitsu dude he's like yeah have you ever had anything happen that
0:51 we kind of told the line no no honestly honestly yeah yeah he's like right there grabbing the guy oh ████ [Music] even Steve got a little bit of a grab grab a little grab probably the the one thing that you could consider okay yeah yeah he was the best man he was the best man of my wedding I love him to death we were at a con and it was just as a joke and he was like you know we're just kissing as a joke yeah he confesses love to you at the bar it's just like I I don't I
1:41 really like you dude I like you do I was at a concert with my wife and he was with some girl and then he was like he won't kiss me I was like shut up ████ I was like I'll kiss you right now if I wanted you know and then and then I kissed him right just a little Peck and that was it and I was like yeah I didn't like that at all that's a power move yeah I was like I was like what the ████ I was like I'm comfortable with my sexuality to know that I'll kiss you right in the lips and then you know fantasize about it ever since dude I did that ████ to a comic he was ████ get all mad he's just like I don't like share rooms you know like so I ████ kiss him because he's a ████ gay guy dude shut your ████ mouth dude with Daddy
2:31 now because of that ████ I don't like that gay ████ negative energy in here dude oh actually okay I gotta I got this wasn't like gay or anything but it was like we're in eighth grade and we did like yeah yeah uh we were we had a we're on an East Coast trip yeah and I roomed with like these three Korean dudes I didn't really know that well but they were cool guys but we gotta share a bed all three all four no no we have two beds right we gotta share it bad and I was like ████ it we'll sleep in the bed and he started cuddling me in the middle of the night like he's Korean Korean is he crazy and I was like yeah ever since that night I couldn't sleep and ████ I was like dude to cuddle no because like they're they're lines of homosexuality it's different it's very fluid Uncle uh did your dick okay
3:27 [Laughter] two man I don't even I don't even think that kid that started cuddling me like even realizing he was doing it like he was knocked out bro like he was oh I think he was just like okay he probably doesn't come but I just was like this chick and I slept in the bathtub ever since that I I in the bathroom how did that happen you didn't you didn't use a pillow partition we did
4:19 but he didn't get hard I don't think no I don't think he's like when I thought his dick into my legs I said that's it dude and you're like that's on my butt cheeks but no we've I've never had anything close to being like to be really considered homosexual and you've never like thought about it this is no way this is the prop dude what's going on I'm answering all like seriously you know actually I think that's something people wanted to know they were just like foreign all the fans were asking about Nick's ████ homosexual experience he's a good person to start I'll say this if there's anyone here who might be me dude yeah dude I'm honestly starting at this time I had a pretty gay experience and third or I think third grade or second grade
5:09 uh I was at a pool party with my friend and then like remember do you remember like loving the piss with your friends like when he's like I gotta pee and then all of a sudden you're like I think I got a P2 and everyone goes and you got like four boys peeing in the same toilet and you're all laughing yeah yeah so I feel like crosses yeah it was that it was that era right so then it was me and my buddy Raymond so we're pissing in the toilet right and we're just ████ drenched from like being in the pool and all we just have is like boxers on I mean we're drenched in Europe ████ swimming swimming shorts right and after I and then we're done peeing he goes sword fight and he goes over to me and he just tries to ████ touch me with his dick and I'm like no and then I ████ went like this and then we're like ████ going like ████ crossing dicks and it was the ████ weirdest but funniest thing
5:59 yeah because because he was like sword fine and he just said because at first you're like get away from me I don't want to touch your dick but it's a sword fight so if he's going yeah you never back down for a fight yeah dude yeah he's like a sword too you know and then you go and then you're just ████ like unsheet dude you're just ████ no it's more like this and just go like ████ oh ████ and then you're just like going slow motion you're like ████ like making lightsaber noises I'm a cover your sword we started ████ crying laughing so hard because it was the funniest ████ right it's like you're just and then we just I mean we went back and just played in the pool but like anything super kid
6:50 I it's hard to call homosexual when you're talking about just being kids yeah but it's like I'll give you this but you don't know that it's gay but it's like what is it it's kind of like experimenting with your body which which is not necessarily gay it's it's just kids yeah you know what I mean you're just playing okay so it's pretty dick to dick though pretty bare so is this game I remember I was playing it's this game okay I'm gonna throw this out there dude I feel like we're all sharing he's like so last week like I don't know I think it was eighth grade but you know you're starting getting into puberty you know what I mean and that was the talk in the basketball court it was like oh yeah I got here I got pubic in like you know how ████ yo dude [Applause] I had a homie that just ████ just straight like yeah dude ████ he's he didn't just show he just the thing just
7:41 flopped out and we were all like oh my God like I was I was tying my shoes oh my god dude we were like how do you have a man dick already like we all had like this like what he was doing yeah because he just look at it I remember just the way it flopped I remember going like that's a weight I'm just like oh my God we were all just kind of like yeah like in the shoes to tie no I'm talking so science yeah no no that's the thing though we were all kind of like broke wow how old were you guys he was just like dude it's ████ and we're like was he like I don't have hair yet massive ████
8:32 eighth grade yeah eighth grade he just had a man dick he had a hanger yeah and dude after that like he would like be cocky about it like in the P room he would just be out there like just freaking we're like all right all right put it away we don't want to see your dick dude you wanna see your ████ cat dude makes me feel insecure but when we had a girl so he had a girlfriend and we were all just like poor girl like we all knew and then you know because we we've you know we've seen this we were just like oh poor ████ girl dude lucky girl oh so we're gonna get true true okay okay yeah I got kissed by a guy at a club in Australia oh yeah oh yeah it was
9:23 during the tick tick tour and then the what so we did a tour the dick dick tour Bart let me say something right now dude if you told me that you were going to some thing called a dick dick tour and you start complaining about some guy kissing you it's your own fault my guy you had it coming we're going to The Dig Tour all right once you say you want to go to a dick I stop over right there and be like don't you start bringing yourself monster regular at the dick dick too though yeah people know him they call him Big B over there it's Big B today's video is brought to you by Lumi do you guys sometimes feel like you stink because we all been there okay it's a hot humid summer day and Summer's
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11:06 everywhere because if you're like me and you're a man of experimentation you actually tried regular deodorant yeah and you put it here and then you're like I want my dick to smell like that too yeah you put on a dick and starts burning like a ████ yep it's because it's different this ████ you got you don't got the aluminums no eucalyptus oil to burn your dick like it's made out of some kind of uh Menthol fire yeah like you don't got no parabens nope it's it's it's safe enough for your private so you can put it anywhere so your whole body can smell nice and clean and here's a little hint get the fresh Alpine yep and ladies it's ph balanced so it's safe to use below the belt yeah but don't put it inside no one does it like that that's dangerous if you're horny use something else yep uh there's tools for that but just yeah be careful Lumi starter pack is super perfect for
11:56 new customers it comes with a solid Stick deodorant cream tube deodorant two free products of your choice like mini body wash and deodorant White and on top of that free shipping as a special offer for our listeners that's you new customers get five dollars off a Lumi starter pack with code OTR Lumi deodorant.com that equates over 40 okay of your starter pack when you visit Lumi deodorant.com and use the code OTR we were at a club because I think after every show we went to a club after yeah and then we went to a club or just like dancing hanging out whatever and then this guy comes up to me he goes hey like I'm a big fan of JK I'm oh cool thank you so much and then like you know when you like do like the Bro hug thing and he comes in and kisses me like on the ear and I was like oh ████ what the ████ and then I was just like they just
12:47 caught me off guard please this is on the ears yeah he probably got nervous he just gave you a take care hey call me when you get home yeah be safe out here there's a lot of ways there's a lot of ways you can kiss the homie there's a lot of ways you can kiss your homies wait how did you react my foot went numb you know that's my spot chills down my spine you know hardly all that things hahaha it'll do that dog
13:39 I can't stop there's my ████ love pocket no I just caught me off you know sometimes when something happens you're just like unkiss him yeah yeah dude that's like a hard dude I wish I got kissed I that ████ crazy dude didn't you have something you wanted to say well yeah share dude which story do you guys want is going on dudes throw themselves at you I know you do come on just be honest I got I got I got two little stories I guess let's go in the dance no it's not that crazy no I will say when I was young I was like um a really stupid boy right uh not kid but like you know uh in like later half of high school later half High School I
14:30 remember you know just being like with summer camp people type stuff right and um man I was I was that dude who was like so ████ horny that like when you know when at summer camp when you're playing like Truth or Dare type stuff you know you're like like looking at all the girls and you're trying you're trying to ████ decipher who's ████ down you know and you're like oh I dare I dare this chick to make out this chick you know what I mean and then I started getting good like people would listen to me I was like charismatic in that like ████ horny ass like little kid way I was very extrovert with that but then finally when the tables got turned and somebody pointed it out I mean they're like you gotta kiss that guy oh ████ and it was that's when the double standard turns around I'm like off ████ I didn't think that I would get called out because you know you're just thinking like yeah girls are down girls are down right but when it ████ throw gets called out on you and everybody's like
15:20 yeah yeah and you're like so there was definitely a moment and you know everybody had to make rules about it too they're like you can't be quick it's gonna be at least with seven seconds a long time me and this ████ dude he's easy you did it you did it just standing there like just ████ making calls like the smallest one oh yeah yeah um you know what I mean but like he got pushed back he's like [Laughter] he's just like [Laughter]
16:23 he's just like yeah Second Story that was crazy oh so it was not as fun but funny I guess but um yeah so um when you're like spot and you made other people do it and you're just like dude you have to do it you gotta do it because I just felt like that one is so waxy like no no you know what I mean so stupid let's go like man Anthony ████ him B yeah if you didn't do a dude you would be gay and then uh it was super duper you know this dancer but uh you know dancer
17:18 sometimes you go on ████ trips and you know you're like teaching at workshops and stuff over overseas and whatnot and you know same thing like you know you're getting drunk and stuff and dude first of all if you that sentence alone dude is enough you're sorry cool you're this dancer one thing listen to another you take a trip you know are you guys drunk and I'm like bro this is going super game already go on dude who else is going to share because I would have said no first thing you know this dancer no I don't know you know you take guys trips nope don't do that either right no go for it you know what all the guys are naked no I wouldn't do that um but but you know uh in the especially again in the dance Community there there is a totally different you know level of
18:08 normal comfort with stuff like that and there's a lot of gay people in that scene so you're very very comfortable with them you build relationships with a lot of different people um and then sometimes those gay homies they they try to have fun with you they poke at you you know what I'm saying they like you sure you're not gay like that you know yeah you sure you don't like that ████ oh they have fun with it um and then you know sometimes when you you are drunk and when you're like you know you've been through it enough and you're comfortable sometimes you're like you wanna ████ ████ around let's ████ on but you're not down to ████ around you're just like saying it yeah you start egging them on even though you know you're not gonna do anything hey dude start slapping your ass once or twice and they're just like ████ like all right all right dude it's all right just one slap and that's it all right hey dude hey dude it goes so much in the same thing you
18:58 don't want to be in that position where you're like fighting something off in a way that makes it like weird yeah yeah you know what I mean so yeah you're like fine ████ it you know what I mean you wanna you wanna be okay like oh I'll ████ be gay but you're not gonna do anything yeah yeah but then if more alcohol gets consumed later on and you're still in that same spot like I'm not gonna do anything but then now they've gone farther than you thought they they're like all right dude that's getting uncomfortable a little bit now they're fishing yeah you know what I mean now it's getting a little it's getting more it's getting touchy in ways that are like you know I was like wait this isn't so I feel like those those moments have happened but uh other than that you know it's just you chalk it up to being like Hey look it's cool like we're grown people so yeah I'm not going to make it a thing you play with fire yeah you do play on fire because they're they're ████ you know it's they're they're ████ waiting they're fighting
19:49 you play with fire you will get burned up yeah you Dance with the Devil this will happen you Tango with El Diablo yeah this is what happens but I think that's I think that's what you got to be careful is all you know what's once like alcohol and stuff like that comes in there and people are like inebriated then they get hard to get blurred and then it's like when the heart starts pumping dude but I still go home and I'm like yo that was weird and then I look in the mirror and I'm like I still got it yeah yeah baby you're gonna talk about it give us another game story Joe no that's the thing though it starts like that but then listen you start drinking start doing the arm ████ thing you want to
20:39 ████ arm wrestling and yeah [Laughter] I'm doing it I'm gonna fight your hands oh don't ████ stop this ████ guy knows what's up dude playing with pirate baby we're driving and it's like everybody's asleep we're doing a road trip and the gay comic and I'm just telling them like what's what
21:30 are you guys be doing over there you and your ████ friends are like no it's ████ it's like and I'm like oh yeah that's crazy so you know he's like you ever had like a head from like a gay guy and I'm like no why would I do that it's like just the best I was like that it probably is the best well they're not lying that's the thing it's true at first I was like dude of course you know girl would be better is like a guy knows how you like it but the way he's saying it it's three in the morning it's quiet the stars are out yeah in a Ford Taurus all of a sudden ████ Spotify starts playing ████ Sam Smith and I'm like oh oh what's happening here dude you know and he's just convincing the idea of like I know how you like it it does and I'm like what are you talking about this is his hand yeah I'm just like what he's like dude I know I know the spot let me pull I'm a guy I know what you
22:20 like what what do you mean gripping the stairs no the spots I know where you like it I'm a guy I know this you know girls don't know they just go but I know how to like go slow and I'm like oh I was like what what do you mean dude I'll just let me show oh [Music] no but I was like whoa that's pretty crazy but then I was like nah just come on ████ never dude sweating the whole trip like you're ████ wow dude I just tried on my finger then let me see yeah yeah I imagine driving
23:11 oh you're like damn you're really good all the comics blinking I'm just like dude what the ████ just happened what you told me this guy's good huh he knows what he's doing I'm not gonna ride with Reggie on the way back dude yo that was ████ funny dude oh well done
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