0:00 Sie, seriously, you have to answer this. Okay. Least amount of money you got to take. All right. You take your kid and you just you just hold him at chest height and just drop him. And it's carpet. It's carpet. >> Oh, >> what kind of ████ question is this? >> Get this guy out of here, man. What kind of question is this ████ >> This is nasty work. >> Fine. Fourth fourth uh person in the line. Hannah his finger in your butthole. >> All right. I don't want everybody to have our imaginative degenerate thinking caps on for this next >> degen. >> Absolutely. >> Hold on. Let me Den myself. >> I'm ready. I'm ready. >> Now, the idea, the concept is everything has a price. Let's find out what each other's price is for the most degenerate things. So,
0:50 for example, uh what's the price for you to never talk to Gio again for the rest of your life? >> Oh ████ >> Damn, that's crazy. >> The Bart's even trying to compute this is amazing. >> Well, I'm trying to be a DEN, so I'm like, okay, cuz my my immediate visceral answer is like, ████ no. But then if I'm trying to be a DEN, Den, maybe ████ I don't >> Hey, hey, you can't talk, but can you sign language? And I was trying not to do that cuz Steve always makes fun of me for asking questions about the question. >> Am I wrong though? Hey, I'm in your head. You're in my head. I got you. I got you. >> So, I was trying to play immediately. So, no questions about the question. >> If it's a really really funny question about the question, it's okay. >> Well, Joe also does questions about the question the way I do. >> But we That's Joe's brand. >> Yeah, Joe's making fun of it. [laughter]
1:41 >> I'm not actually asking it. >> It's got to be a trillion. >> A trillion? >> No. What do you even do with a trill, dude? I don't know, but I gotta count inflation in there. [laughter] >> You could take care of 137th of the US debt. >> A trillion. >> Trillion. >> But what if Okay, but what if as soon as you get the check for a trillion, they're like, "Hey, dude. Here's all the dudes going to be pounding on GEO." >> Hey, but that's right. That's the lowest, right? You said the lowest. The lowest is a trillion. Come on, man. >> They're just sliding. They're sliding head shots across the table to you. Here's all the dudes going to be pounding on Gio the next ████ 30 years, brother. >> Oh my god, you just added five trillion on top of it. >> I'm just saying >> trillion makes it easier to swallow, I think. [laughter] >> Trillion solves everything. >> How many ████ buildings could you buy to to like fulfill the void, though? >> Oh, [laughter] we all know you're going
2:32 to do real estate, dude. >> I think I'm I would maybe fill my days up with just crazy ████ and then you don't think about it anymore. >> You could buy a state with that. Oh, 100%. >> Think so, dude. >> Maybe I'll buy California back. >> I don't know if you could afford California. Fourth largest economy. Huge deal. Huge deal. >> What would you do? >> Okay. No. No. No. I think we started too strong. >> Yeah. I was like, what the ████ bro? That's crazy. >> But Bart named his bro. [laughter] >> It's got to be something small like put a finger in your butt. >> Okay. Okay. Let's start there. >> I won't do that for a trillion. I won't do that for a trillion. >> Put a finger in your butt. >> I'm not I try. You know what? I tried but I couldn't do it. That's why I'm giving you this answer. If I was paid a trillion, I couldn't do it. >> Nobody thinks you didn't put a finger in your butt. Nobody. >> What if they can help you? >> No. >> So, they they give you a shot. You're
3:22 medically induced to have relaxed ████ And now he could do it anytime he wants. >> Why tongues and not fingers? >> Cuz it doesn't fit. >> Oh. >> One slips in, one's rough. >> You never looked at the piece of ████ that you ████ clock out of your your >> Yeah, you're [clears throat] clocking them out. >> It's pretty big. Big boys. It's like a three. >> It's thinner than a finger. >> It's like a Louisville slugger, brother. >> It's ████ I volunteer for tribute ████ >> dude. Then you for sure can handle a finger. >> It's psychological, man. >> Oh my. For money is psychological, too, for us. >> What if it's just hand little pinky little ████ little white little pink? >> All right. $75. >> Oh my god. Because way to be awake, Subscribe. [laughter] Hey, I'm glad Subs is here >> because I made this up, but every single time she pumps it in, it's 75 bucks.
4:14 >> And then it adds up to a lot of money, >> too. Like maybe who's doing it? >> Yeah. Who's doing it? >> Yeah, >> he said Hannah. >> Hannah. I'm going Hannah on that. >> Okay. So, if Hannah's putting her finger >> Her finger is kind of long, though. >> Yeah. Hannah's fingers are all our butts. We'll go on the road. >> But she'll be gentle. >> And each pump is the price. >> And the lowest price I would go. You can't have Hannah's finger. >> You got to go. You got to go Steve's. >> No, but she's already used. She's already used. >> No. So, okay. So, one of her fingers is used. So, I can't use the same >> She's claimed for She's claimed for >> You're saying it's her USED FINGER. >> YOU CAN'T claim dibs on someone that's already claimed. Her finger went in your butt. Now, it's about to go in my butt. >> No, it can't work. It can't happen like that. Oh, you you want you want my ████ grease in your butthole. >> It just definitely skyrockets the price. >> Okay, then what is it going to be? >> So, I can have her finger in my butt. >> No, you can't. But I I got to get paid. If you're going to That's my property
5:05 and I paid >> I get paid%. >> I get paid. No, that's >> I just want her to be I just want her to be sarcastic while she finger bangs my ████ You know, that's all I want. Just >> that's not going to happen. >> Just that sarcastic dry British wit. >> She's claimed. You got to use Steve's finger. He hasn't been claimed yet. >> Uh uh uh uh. He's one. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll uh if I'm getting paid, >> I'm upping the price. I'm upping the price. I'll up the price for me >> cuz you guys using afterwards so you got to pay me 80%. >> No, my favorite thing will be >> 80%. [laughter] >> Jesus. >> My favorite thing about this one will be the story time on JK where we all talk about how Hannah finger bait our ████ >> and how we all got paid [laughter] >> but we just paid each other. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Cuz where's the money coming from? >> I don't know. I really don't know. >> All right. I'll go look my price can drop to a discounted rate for Hannah on
5:57 the afters if like >> it's not for sale >> if I'm like third if I go after Bart. So like if it goes through Joe's ████ and then Bart's ████ and then my ████ I'll go for the discount. >> Who's paying though? We're [laughter] going to get hepatitis. >> I think it's going to be cleaner after Bart. I think after your ████ I'm like damn you I'm charging a lot. >> You got to pay to Okay, this this is a better prompt. Okay. Harvey Weinstein comes up to you and goes, "Yo, I could make you ████ famous. We're coming out with Charlie's male angels and you got you could be the next big hit, but you got to suck it." >> We did this billier. >> I know, but that's like you have a payer. >> I think we should bring it back to Hannah's finger. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay. We have ████ We have President Trump. >> Yeah. And he goes, "Hey, the only way to
6:48 solve and stop all the wars right now, you have you could do this, but you have to personally go over and suck all the dictators and all the guys that are in war right now. You got to suck them off." >> I'm going to say war is just part of of man, dude. >> You're not going to do it. You're not war. >> You don't care about any >> my dignity. Yeah. >> You don't care about people dying. You don't care about any of you could save millions of lives. >> I'm already cynical about it anyway. I I never like we have this new peace thing and I never believe in any of that. >> I'll do you a better one. >> But but you get money too. >> I will let [laughter] solve world peace and money. You get money. Yeah. So what's your price? That's the thing. But then at the end of it they'll be like well because you're a hero >> and they're going to make a statue of you like oh go like this too >> for world peace. >> That's kind of tight. >> Big statue.
7:38 >> I didn't know. >> Name your price to do that. Name your price. >> I didn't know I get a sick statue. That's pretty cool. Uh I I would never want to work again ever or think about working ever again. I think like Bart I just could give me a billy. >> Would you do a tour after and talk about how you sucked him off? >> I would write a ████ book about it, dude. >> Dude, you're going to make more than a billion. I'm with Steve though. I don't believe in world peace. >> I need to I need to know how many wars and war leaders are out there. >> I don't even believe in that, dude. Go back to Go back to the Harvey Weinstein ████ fingering my ass for a movie. I think that's easier. >> I think we're already combining two different >> That's like saying like, "Hey, uh, we got rid of the leader of al-Qaeda. Now al-Qaeda doesn't exist anymore." But we all know it does. >> Yeah. There's just a new leader. Now you got to give that guy a head. >> That's what I'm saying. I don't think I'm into that. >> So you have to keep doing it. >> I don't think I want that. Yeah. In my
8:28 life. >> No, but in my prompt, you don't have to. It's just one world peace. >> Yeah. A billion then. A billion. >> One billion. >> Yeah, sure. >> That's a lot, dude. That's too much. >> Trillion. >> That's too much. I don't think it's realistic to be honest. >> Hey, how much to never talk to Nina again in your life? >> You going to say 20 million? >> Sign language or text each other? >> Oh, hell no. >> Can they live together still or no? You're just separate. >> So, it's just gone. >> Wow. >> Just can't see her. >> Wow. That's crazy, dude. See? >> And I'm sending you pictures of all the dudes she's railing after. >> See, now you're up in the trillions. I bet you're up in the trillions. They got to be trillions. >> Hey, you guys watch that Blackbeard episode where you block someone, you can't see them no more. Is it like that? >> It's like that. >> Can't even see this ████ >> Honestly, my standards are probably lower than you guys think. >> Yeah. 2 million.
9:18 >> I say probably two $2.5 million. >> Yeah. You can't even He can't even see his kid cuz she has custody. >> Probably 1.1 trillion. >> See? >> Okay. Okay. Mr. Romance >> told you, dude. >> That's because he knows she watches. >> Dude, >> I'm going to get the off camerara answer after this. See, I told you, dude. >> No, you got to take the money and then you buy her back. >> I can't. >> Damn. >> A stipulation. >> I'm trying to be a ████ loopholeer. >> It'll get yked. It gets yonked from your bank account. >> Who's ████ regulating this ████ >> Some sicko. >> With a trillion dollars, you could rule the world. >> Sicko Subie, how much to no noncon? No contact. >> 1 trillion. >> You can't. He had That's his number. Come on, dude. >> Dude, everyone's higher than mine. >> Are we all doing trillion? Like, we're
10:08 like, somebody cares this much. >> Dude, seriously, you have to answer this. Okay. Least amount of money you got to take. All right. You take your kid and you just you just hold him at chest height and just drop them. And it's carpet. It's carpet. >> Oh, >> what kind of ████ question is this? >> Get this guy out of here, man. What kind [laughter] of question is this ████ >> This is nasty work. >> Fine. Fourth Fourth uh person in the line. Hannah's finger in your butthole. >> No, Hannah's not for sale. I don't want I don't want Hannah's finger either. I >> I'll let her do it if she has the kitchen washing gloves. >> Oh, that's sick, >> dude. That's bigger and it's rough. >> What if it's like a fifth grade science class and we all get to design a contraption to protect your baby, but we have to throw it off our roof. >> Oh, like the egg drop. >> Yeah, like the egg drop. How much for that? [laughter] >> You got to accept. You got to make everything's got a price. >> I can't imagine it.
10:59 >> I'd rather be broke. >> All right, fine. Bart's kid. Taika. We're doing it to Taika, but you get the money for it. What's the price? >> Sure. Uh, I'm looking at probably around I can't do it to no kid, man. >> I got I got a real one. I got a real one. Real one. Real one. >> I got a real one. >> Mr. Beast style, right? But JK Twist. >> Let's go. >> So, how much for you guys to be in a coffin buried? And Yeah. And then you got to be in there for 48 hours. How much would you guys You got to piss yourself, ████ yourself. You're fasting. You're just sitting there. You don't know how many how much time has passed for 48 hours straight. >> I could do it for 50k cuz I have no claustrophobia whatsoever, brother. >> 50k. >> Oh, boredom though.
11:49 >> Boredom. >> I could handle it. >> You got the wiggles. >> I could take it. >> How much? How? Cuz 50 150 cuz you could probably sleep like 12 out of the 48. >> Well, if I get to wake up and market buy some orderly, baby. >> No, you can't use your phone. You can't do nothing. >> No, no. I'm saying I get to wake up market buy some. >> Oh, you got to buy it when you wake up. >> 50k is the slam ████ in my bank account. Let's go, boys. >> For 48 hours, I feel like it's going to feel like one week for me. >> Yeah. [clears throat] I think for most people, that's crazy. >> 150k. I'll do it. >> You think you could do it? >> Cuz then you're just thinking of this number like 150, 150, 150. the whole time you're like, "Actually, I need to go." >> I know that's realistically. >> I just jack off. >> Yeah, but that only covers 30 seconds. >> You're going to be jacking it for 48 hours. >> ████ it. >> You ever been in a deprivation tank?
12:39 >> I never been. But that's only like 30 minutes at a time. >> No, let me let me tell you why I would just >> edge for days. Edge for days. >> Why would I jack off? Right. When you jack off, you get exhausted. When you get exhausted, you pass out. When you do have a pass out after either sex or jacking off, you get tend to sleep for over 10 hours. >> So while I'm up again, >> you jack off. Now you got semen all yourself. After you wake up, you just got semen all yourself for another 30 hours >> and you got to pee and you got to poop >> to connect Subie's thought here. You jack off protein Gucci popped a >> No. No. But then when they open the coffin, they're going to see all your jizz all over YouTube, too. [laughter] >> Who got his pants around his ████ ankles? >> And he's just like, >> I had a rough night >> with I got desperate.
13:31 >> Yeah. 150k. I can do it. >> Wow. >> Million. I could do it. >> Wow. >> Hey, somebody said this to Mr. >> Dude, 50K. I think Steve won that one. >> Yeah, dude. I'm not phobic at all. >> That's crazy. >> I think my mind will get me will go crazy. Yeah. >> Two days. >> Yeah. >> Oh, come on, boys. I think the first day is doable, but I think the second day is going to feel like a week. >> Oh, I could sleep. I could sleep, bro. >> For me, it's the wiggles. I just need to ████ move. I'm going to go crazy. >> I'm gonna go crazy, too. >> But what is your lowest number? The lowest is a million. I >> think A MILLION. >> ████ FOR ME, I COULD turn that 50K into way more
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