0:00 That can't be a serious question. >> He doesn't do it anymore. >> He used to have secret cameras and >> No. >> Okay. Well, he used to flash people on the subway like >> No. No. None of this. >> But he doesn't do it anymore. >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. We have Bonos WITH US TODAY. HAVE. UM, OKAY, MAYBE THIS HAS NEVER happened to you, but if you can imagine it be the same thing. What could possibly make a physically unattractive person look hot to you >> when their hair is wet and they whip it back? >> So, if a freaking goblin did it, you just >> Hell yeah. No, that's not >> you know like the things where like where like someone let's say like in life maybe you knew someone that you didn't find attractive at all but then they did something and then you went oh
0:51 I see them a little differently now. >> Oh, you know for me I think it's if they are highly skilled in something. >> Yeah. >> Then you're like I don't know there's a hotness about >> like bad mitten at the Olympic level >> then they're like then they're more attractive. I feel >> like someone who's really good at their craft, right? Yeah, I agree with that. >> There's like a hotness about that. No, >> like singing I feel like is a big one for that. >> Yeah, that's true. >> A lot of singers can get away with other things. >> That's true. >> I think someone who's really charismatic, like their personality, I think that actually saves a lot. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. >> Kids call that the riz these days, right? >> Pointing at me. >> All right. >> I'm not cool enough to know that. >> Shut up, Bonos. >> I feel like girls are more forgiving though than guys are. >> Oh, you think so? >> Cuz guys are so visual. >> Very superficial, I think. >> Yeah. Superficial.
1:41 >> Yeah, >> agreed. >> Yeah, >> man. That's actually a hard question. >> Do clothes do it for you guys? >> Oh, yeah. I would say taking it off does. >> Okay. >> Very sensual. >> Yeah. I think like if there was some like when I think back there are some girls that had like a really cool style. >> Yeah. >> But then if like you know if you change that up like some elderly women say that about me. >> What? >> Yeah. When I >> elderly women. Hell yeah. Yeah. I went to like um I went to a funeral like from Aerys's family. >> They're like, "You fine, fool." >> And then this old >> You got hit on at a funeral >> cuz Yeah. Cuz you know like my on my hair back then. So she came up to me and was like she said, "Oh, what a waste of face." >> What? >> What the >> With your hair? >> What do you mean? Cuz your hair >> because she thought I had like a a a nice face. But I guess this is opposite.
2:31 >> Yeah, this is opposite. She kind of dug into you. >> She was like if you like look like peey blinders or something would have been a better use of face. >> She said try an undercut. That's what she said. >> Well, I guess. Yeah. So, it's opposite where like style worked against me. >> Oh, >> damn. >> But I've met people where I'm like, "Oh, wow. It's like the whole like that is the the I guess like the rez." You were saying >> the re That's what the kids say. >> What about if a person's just really nice? >> I love really nice people, but not like nice pushover. Just nice. >> Kindhearted. >> Kind >> like nice to animals. >> Yeah, nice to animals is always a good one. I don't think that ever hurts you. >> What if like you guys are in a rush to go somewhere and then someone had a flat tire, but he's like, "Oh, ████ I'm a nice guy." And he pulls over like, "But ████ we're going to be ████ late. But I'm a nice guy. I got to help him
3:21 change the tire." Is that a good nice? >> What are we going to be late to if it's a movie or if or if it's a like a serious event? Like what? What? Chris Brown concert. >> We're gonna miss his opening act. >> ████ >> This before. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. >> Does he know how to change a tire? Can you do it quickly? >> Yeah, cuz he's nice. He does it a lot. >> Yeah. Yeah, he could do it. I I I'm down. >> So, you don't mind missing the first act for it? >> No. >> But if he's like, "Oh man, I got to help." And I I also don't know how to do it though, but I just need to help this stranger and we're going to miss our whole day. I'd be like, "F███." >> Oh, >> why? It's going to take me two hours to fix this tire. >> What about here's a interesting one. Maybe this is more like relevant to today's world, but like if they're just really popular. >> What do you mean by popular? >> Like um I feel like I feel like you know
4:13 what I mean? Like I feel like today like some girls would pay more attention to someone that if they heard that that person's really famous. >> Oh yeah. Like if you guys were just on a like a date and she didn't know who he was, just a blind date, but then all of a sudden like three guys are like, "Oh, can I take a picture with you?" >> Exactly. Yeah. That that would make them more attractive even though they they look exactly the same as they did a minute ago, but then you know, >> I wouldn't like that. >> Sorry. >> Why? But can you imagine girls today like liking that more? >> Yeah. >> Why don't you like that? What is it about it that makes you go >> too much trouble? >> You're like, I want the attention, not you. No, I just wouldn't want that kind of attention. I would want to live a normal life where I could just exist. >> Um, and especially if it's on them, then if I'm part of that life, how does what
5:04 I do affect their position? >> Oh, it makes you have to change. >> You have to be responsible now. >> Now it's like if they're so famous, it's like the tabloids are going to start ████ with me even though I ain't got ████ to do with him. in, >> you know, in >> we're talking about big big popular, right? Like famous famous. >> Yeah. At least to a significant amount. You can't live your normal life cuz now it's like you're dating Jason Momoa. >> You didn't know you were dating him. >> If we started together and he became big, that would be different. That would be different >> if we grew together and had to adjust. But if you just kind of have to transplant into that life, I wouldn't like that. >> Yeah. Cuz what if he was like maybe he was like the Indian Jason like Jason samosa or some ████ like something like you know >> you know like something more like you
5:54 don't know but in that world >> he's top ████ dog like >> but you could still go to things normally. Yeah >> but you're not in India so it's chill >> you know what >> I mean like >> I think my bigger concern in that sense would be how are you as a person? Are you like, do you walk around like, "Oh, I'm a famous person and people know me and you don't know who I am." Or are you humble about it? >> I think he was humble. That's why it surprised you cuz he doesn't talk about it. Nothing. And then somebody goes, "Oh my god, it's Jason samosa. Can I get a picture?" And >> I'm I'm humble, brother. >> I think that's really cool. >> And and then you find out like, "What do you do?" And he goes, >> "I'm an action star in India." >> That's really That'd be really cool cuz that is someone who's really good at their craft. But it seems like you'd be more attracted to the fact that he didn't boast about it than than the fact he's famous.
6:44 >> Yes. >> So, take some notes, guys. Have your homies pretend that you're famous. >> When the date comes, just they show up out of nowhere. Oh my god, you're that dude. And take pictures. One time I saw my friend at a at a business meeting at a restaurant that I was at and I texted her and I'm like, "Do you want me to come over there and be like, "Thanks for closing that million-dollar deal for me." She was like, "Don't no sick." >> Done it anyway. >> Cuz there were like five of us there and we're like, "Yo, we could go over there one at a time and just be like, oh my god, >> made me so much money." >> That'd be doing solid. All right. What if it's uh money? What if it's a guy that you didn't know he had a ton of money? Does it make it hotter? Make him hotter, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Come on, dude. >> Isn't that every girl's dream come true?
7:35 >> Say, it's second date, so you already kind of know how you feel about this guy. And then second date, you find out that he's just like mega loaded >> and his regular taste, you could not have known like how rich he rich he was. >> That's cool. >> I don't like really flashy. >> Yes. But is it but does it like let's say that you're at like a midline where you're not attracted, you're not unattracted. Does having money push it over the line on one side? >> I think it helps. I think it helps also because that means that he's probably responsible enough to have his ████ together to be making money. That's the the attachment to >> What What if he's like trust fund style? >> Oh, yeah. That's less attractive. >> Yeah. By the way, I don't really need to work, but my parents want me to go to
8:26 college and work, so I'm just doing this thing. >> But then like, so is having is having like 5 million lazy dollars not as good as having 150,000 hardearned money. >> It's not as good because that money is going to run out eventually. How are you going to do? What are you going to do to build your life to continue and to make yourself better and to how are you going to pass on skills to your children? >> Yes, it will. >> No, he's like he's the he's like Johnson and Johnson family. >> Oh, he's like an air, >> but he just doesn't do he just doesn't do nothing. >> But so his parents don't do nothing. His like no >> Oh, generational wealth. >> ████ old money. >> But he's been doing ████ for centuries. But >> it's old money. But no, no, no. But you know what though? He's not like a lazy piece of Cuz that's the thing with old
9:17 money, right? Like they're not lazy pieces of s████. They just don't need to work. >> So So So like, so they'll spend their time and their passion. Like let's say they become a teacher, a philosopher, or some useless thing. >> So they're like hella into that. >> Teachers are not useless. >> Okay. But okay, >> if you teach philosophy, you are. He's a kung fu. He's a kung fu teacher. >> Useless subject teacher. Not like a like like a youth. >> He's a Shaolin monk on the weekends. >> Not like not like something we need, you know, like someone that teaches you like >> like modern art. >> He's like a art history guy. >> One of those. But it's old money like studies, you know what I mean? Like like they all have a type like like they they like ████ they teach philosophy and >> and you're and you're not you're neither attracted nor unattracted. Does that >> Yeah. And he just find out like he's a poet or something, you know, like he's
10:08 in a he's in a really cool art. Okay. Well, he's in a real cool her face. She got so bummed. >> But he could like he's like really he's like into his thing. >> He does slam poetry about karate. >> You can't recover from that, bro. >> And he likes >> How the hell did I meet this guy? >> He likes you, but you don't know if you like him. But now you know this. Are you like, oh, like he's into his ████ but he doesn't need to work like that because he can like pursue whatever he wants to. >> Okay. Um, I think the thing that makes a difference is does he have drive just in life? >> Yeah. >> Because if he just has the money, I think that is really cool, right? >> Um, and so I guess that shouldn't be a negative on him, but what does he do with his life from that? He's really into his art. Like his like his art is
10:59 he's like groundbreaking, whatever. >> Then that's cool. Then that's cool. >> But it's like a funny one though. It's not like woodwork. You're like, "Oo, I got I'm like a I'm with a guy that does wood sculptures and s███." No, it's like slam karate poetry. >> He likes to build ships and bottles. >> Ha. Ha. That's what they say. >> Yeah. Ships and bottles. >> He likes to build ships and bottles and he's always looking through a magnifying glass and he's like putting the ship in the >> You know, I don't think that he loses the attraction because of the money in that case. It's based on what he's interested in. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. >> Old timey ████ >> What if Okay. What if you're What if you're uh 10 days in, you really like this guy. You're like, "Cool. Like, this could go into something." But you find out that he was a former molester. >> Hell no. >> Do it anymore. He doesn't do it. He's a reformed Trump. >> HOBART. NO. NO. >> THAT CAN'T BE A SERIOUS QUESTION. >> He doesn't do it anymore.
11:50 >> He used to have secret cameras and >> No. >> Okay. Yeah. What? He used to flash people on the subway like from >> No. No. None of this. >> But he doesn't do it anymore. >> Even if he paid his debt to society and everything. >> No. No. >> He did this. >> I'm not dating him. >> Damn. But he doesn't do it anymore. >> But it's like he's reformed. >> There's no forgiveness here. I'm not dating him. >> No. >> But you really liked him, too. >> Yeah. You liked him until you found that out. >> Checked all the boxes. >> You found out he robbed a bank. Imagine you going back to your friend or your family explaining this. But he used to do it. He doesn't do it. >> He robbed an armored truck one time a weird time. >> No, no, no. >> You don't lead with that. >> No, it's not that. Okay. >> Once a molester, always a molester. >> That's true. It's not that he meant to molest. It was kind of an accident. >> How do you accidentally molest them?
12:40 >> Cuz he was just trying to rob someone and his dick popped out. >> He's a thief. >> Yeah. >> No. Oh man, >> there's no break in this one. >> So they file it. You know, like sometimes you can be taking a piss on a wall. >> Indecent exposure. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But you can get you can get a you can get a sex offense by doing that. What if it's from that? What if it's from that? He all he was doing was he was peeing in an alley and they gave him a sex offense. >> Pseudo molester. >> What would it What would it have to be to balance it out? Like if let's say he's an astronaut, is it okay to molest once? >> No. He's a space molester. >> It's okay to pee in the alley >> once. >> I think it depends on the charge though, right? Like >> Yeah. But then >> mistaken molest like like video cameras in the bathroom. Like it's not physical or anything. It's just >> that's pretty creepy. >> It doesn't matter how many specifications you give me. The cameras
13:31 in the the bathroom are not bad and it was an accident. He was trying to prank his homeboy, but a girl ended up walking in the bathroom and then that's how that became >> Okay, here's the thing. That's not real mother cuz we're getting in the weeds, right? Even if you have this whole story for me, by the time you're finished telling me the story, I I'd have to be like, "Do I believe you or do I not believe you?" And I'll always have it in my head where I don't think I believe you. >> Oh, even if he has the record, the court records that declare that it >> court records are as good as your lawyer. >> Like, see, it says accidental molestation here. >> Crimes. >> Accidental molestation is crazy. >> I feel like girls aren't cool with creepy crimes, but they're cool with cool crimes. >> Like, what? What's a cool crime that you think I'm cool with? >> Stealing bikes. >> H >> No, that's a No, you're a thief. I'm not cool with that. >> Uncool. >> Like Conire. You watch Conair? He got surrounded at the bar and then because
14:21 his body is a deadly weapon, he accidentally killed someone. >> Yeah, that's cool. >> He accidentally killed someone to try to jump him, but then he defended himself and he accidentally killed him cuz his body >> But he's too Yeah, he's too good. Yeah, >> his body's like Nick. >> No, that's not true. >> Yeah. Is that a cool crime? >> I don't think that's a cool crime. It's really sad cuz that's probably pretty probably traumatic for him. He was just trying to defend himself and then >> he accidentally killed someone. >> So no traumatized guys. >> So he's traumatized probably. >> Well, up next on uh up next on Cool Crimes, we got Melissa Bonos to tell us uh which cool crime she's okay with dating. Cool crimes.
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