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Off The Record: Julia is Back & Shocked at the Changes to the Channel

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0:00 [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys and today we have an amazing person who just joined us again we've got julia gulia in the building everybody [Applause] i haven't seen you in so freaking long like what the hell it's like been forever ████ julia oh my god [Laughter] steve [Music] oh my god i'm dripping i'm dripping

0:50 literally you are dripping in swag bro isn't it hot like it's very hot in this yeah is this worth it is this the results of vegas money this is what vegas did to me there's something new about you i don't know what it is that's a he's a poker wife yeah on poker wife i haven't even been there for 10 months and this is what happens to you you start thinking this stuff looks cool slowly slowly slowly start adding the card add in the card start checking out wait hold on poker wife you don't know about nikki's poker thing she's i've been i've been off the internet now a professional poker player that is not a joke we live in that reality our time yeah yeah she won like a hundred grand like at a tournament into the multiverse so which is absurd she's a big deal 90 grand of it went to his outfit yeah easily this is expensive just my watch you know

1:40 wow does she so she i mean assuming that she won money right that she was in a competition she was uh in the world series of poker yeah she finally tabled big deal out of like 5700 people she killed off like 5700 people she's final four she's literally his sugar mom though yeah that's amazing she lost a million dollars at the same time which is pretty sick so did you know about that it all worked out it worked out at exactly the right time that's true because we never see you on instagram nah dude but you see my you see my uh my crypto holdings on instagram that's about it so kurt is not doing so well well it depends on your definition of so well look at them if you if you come on like is that nikki money or is that your money have you been thrown into a volcano before and then afterward you say that's good it's going pretty well so well the point is we survived the volcano we did and you know what like metal we are

2:31 being melted down impurities being removed it is time to cool down and harden and harden and harden and as we become valuable again i'm waiting for the moment he takes off his shades and we see that this is like domestic abuse at home two black guys nikki's been kicking my ████ ass what's under your jumpsuit this is just a t-shirt that's why you can't take it off what do you mean so we can go walking we thought you were gonna have an encore under there like there'd be just another outfit yeah what matches with with under that like a like a wife meter like a gold wipe yeah like a gold one i'm waiting for just a second jumpsuit under it and then more chains we're just getting going dude this is the this is this is act one is that where did where did you get that i got this on amazon everything on amazon ████ yeah of course what did you

3:22 type in i typed in but i don't want to give them money so like what's like off kenji's like the off kid just jumping you got a matching kinja's ████ necklace right there oh that's a tiger dude i bought it hitting one of these dude so i went out with one of these what is that just logo is that what you can't do typing in kid just gets you this dude so so my neighbor is actually like super ████ successful poker players right and so we we were going out with them a couple nights ago and i i had just gotten this in the mail and i was like dude i'm gonna ████ break it in i can't not wear it you gotta break it in it looks warm yeah so i so i take it uh i put it on and ████ and then they come pick us up and then i just come out of my house and i start locking my door and like i see them in the cars being like do they know this side of you

4:13 i mean yeah but not but i hadn't i'd only worn like colts jerseys and ████ out you know what i mean like you guys know how would i wear it i've never not seen you in a jersey yeah i wear jerseys and ████ i must i'm a big sports guy you know finding the sports book but no but so so yeah then they're they're just like holy ████ and like my buddy mormon he is like really well known in the poker community so the whole night like i have to be i'm like around him wearing this ████ and people think you're legit like people think [Music] well that's what happens when you're with your friends right everyone's like oh my god they're hanging out with this ████ guy yeah who's that guy were you acting any different like were you in another character were you just

5:03 before i was talking with the friends i was completely normal but then like if anybody's coming up you know i try to be a little loud about something like yeah you know yeah i was getting out of this stock but i was like yeah i gotta get out of this one [Laughter] you're the wall street guy yeah the pretend rich man that's not gold whatever it was a blast on gold i have a bunch on me you like call someone for that dude i think maybe the most disappointing thing that happened to me though during this uh outfit was i was out and i saw some jk fan and he comes up to me and he doesn't even mention the outfit like it's completely normal and he expected me to be wearing something i mean you look pretty fresh coming out from the car thank you but that was the worst part did you wear your shades on the whole night yeah i did that's ████ fire yeah but i didn't have these gold ones yet because it didn't come yet in the mail so i had i had my ray-ban ballaramas but you know why it's

5:53 because in vegas i think people expect that like they expect dad a girl half naked a ████ guy throwing up in the middle of the casino yeah you look like you're on the uh uh the right side of the vegas trip you know the one with the flamingo and stuff not the left side yeah in between the wind and the ████ caesar's palace but dude i look like half the guys on the ward poker tour and ████ yeah they're doing this ████ you're a poker shark [Laughter] did nikki dress up with you when you wore that out i mean she looked hot as ████ but but she was definitely not going for funny she was going for ████ or like i'm wearing my well what did she say she's 1980s jersey wife yeah did she match you as a jersey as a jersey wife kind of stuff or i wish that's my dream wife but that would be perfect that's my dream she knows this she knows it's like my dream is like the trashy i

6:43 love ████ everything trash she wanted america she's got the black stripes right here and ████ like that hey why not you wanted to marry snooki yeah i love all that ████ yeah i love that ████ that'd be fire yeah i feel like your danger boy character would be really good in that suit thank you very much you look really like it would just match i appreciate that yeah you look like you're a co-owner of like a football club i i do other soccer club for sure he looks like he sports bets but always fails yeah if you were like dripped out on all this fake chain and stuff and then you were getting robbed what would you say i would say not the necklace man this is literally nineteen dollars i'm like no hey not the necklace it's kind of heavy too for 90 bucks that's gonna be our next costume but how are you julia i'm good i'm good

7:35 i've uh i've just been working i feel like it's just been kind of like a boring life but also not so boring why are you so bad at quitting jk i don't know um bart just reached out to me and he was asking me if i could come in i rejected him a few times just because i was just to stick it to your old bosses ████ you also it's a thursday i am surprised yeah you got the day off oh yeah so um the pto what's up no no uh i actually got the whole month off let's go maternity leave oh my god dude imagine me being a mom and i can't even i think you make a good mom dude that's a lot of responsibility there's like a whole life in you so we're just gonna gloss over who the ████ gets a month off yeah yeah that's true um my my producer is really nice about it he actually brought me on to another project early and he was like he was

8:27 harassing you sexually that gave me no no he's leveraging something here that would never happen at jk by the way he's cool he's cool i really like him a lot okay okay okay but um yeah he was just saying that i have some time before like things get really busy so um if i wanted to take a break i should take it now you would like to take an unpaid break and then he's like julia doesn't know we fired her oh no no no no contracting everything we're sorry sweetie contracts and everything we're signed steve hiring all right so what what is the job again what do you do again um i do i'm a production coordinator animation she got some stuff on netflix yeah so you said things are going to start getting really busy what's uh uh that will be like in november what's the really busy they're really busy yeah like can we

9:18 know what project going on oh you're part of an animation house right yeah yeah so then i'm assuming you guys have something that you're introducing it's going into production there's a lot going in production but for me i don't get busy until november but then in my personal life i feel like yeah in my personal life uh which you don't share online no not as much but i'm thinking about starting again because i feel like it's been what like two years off of the internet during lockdown you just kind of went quiet yeah everything went quiet so what are you gonna do for this month off do you have any plans do you have any like cool things here i'm gonna try to film a tick tock what i don't know how old it's gonna go absolutely do a tick tock we'll do it don't be nervous about filming a tick tock have you watched tick tock i

10:11 i'm still shy about this you know the other day the volume goes up you're doing you're fighting your subconscious i see it so like i had an artist actually um that was like leaving one of the projects i was working on and the entire time i didn't know that she was a fan and so when she was leaving she was like hell by the way i hope this isn't awkward and i was like what and she was like oh i really like i watched like jk when i was like growing up and stuff and like thank you for repping all the asian girls like on youtube media and i was like oh my god stop i mean i feel so shy like please stop i can't i can't and it was like the sweetest message ever really well [Laughter] then i like did something to her ████ cervix i don't know what happened i'm supposed to grab boba sometime that's the most asian ████ i've ever heard oh

11:01 oh yeah cute that's amazing yeah but like you know honestly when she said that though i totally forgot i lived a life on youtube wow you forgot youtube is a very dinosaur age now it's all about so what's your angle like where how are you trying to jump in the tick tock game i have no idea like literally yeah what kind of tick tock videos do you like watch the blackout challenge blackout challenge that's the first game wait what so what do you what do you don't even google like fishing videos like what kind of videos you want there's like there's makeup videos i think i see like the typical trends like things that are just trending so like those like dance stuff and then i think there's ones where it's like they have narratives where they play the song and then they talk about a disaster that happened to him um that's interesting i played this song

11:52 on your last video yeah your last disaster yeah your last one your last dessert i like farmers showing us their harvest yeah i've seen those really good yeah there's like natives to talk about so she gets into that she's like all right that one's on my obviously jungle starts building water slides really really fast that was my thing i've always wanted it yeah yeah so i don't i don't know what content i'll make you know you're gonna post one i'm just gonna post it just do it please do it right now do it what do you like to do on your own time as a hobby number one favorite thing i like to see pulling it out right that's the real question i need to ask that's a great don't think i've been getting into hiking then hike hike oh another one is um laying in bed

12:42 does that count yep girls can get away with it yeah okay depends honestly yeah wearing yeah girls can get away with anything there's this one i know there's this tick tock trend that i saw go around where um they're like hey they say don't hang your feet on the side of the bed cause monsters will eat it and then they put their butt on the side because they want their butt to be eaten that's a good first one for you exactly that's what you're all about i know right that's a good debut just like here's a cheek boom yeah that's joe's algorithm he's just like hashtag eat ass she's every challenge while joe watch us we do know that that's a fact though i don't even watch tick tock so ha got you there i saw it on reels but you're on tick tock though josie only dude watching wheels just are you on same soccer i have but i don't really watch it like i think like

13:34 i'm just scrolling through instagram and then some people repost their ticket we're one of those corporate businesses that we're like we need a tick tock in 2022 we hired this this 45 year old man to take care of it he has a marketing degree he knows exactly what's going on yeah is there a jk thing no no no there's no jk tick tock the visual ones i've seen joe's that i never post on i barely post someone that's what we're gonna do that's gonna pop off okay what about those knockouts when somebody gets knocked out on like a reel or a tick tock i feel like that's something you watch like four times in a row like a fight oh yeah like a fight you gotta find some people to knock it out i got you though what tick-tock allows those to stay on but you know like like there's like fight videos and stuff like that right you can't tell them they're about to get knocked out because it always looks like they're acting yeah yeah yeah yeah

14:24 that they always they flinch have that disclaimer like no one was hurt oh i'll take it away someone was clearly hurt you know they um they took down well they froze my video because um i was drifting in my friend's diesel truck in the snow and they said that's unsafe and harmful to children and then i contested it and then they let me have it again but after that i was like ████ tick tock dude me and joe did an instagram story one time where he was on a skateboard and i threw a shoe at the skateboard wheels while he's on it that's definitely unsafe for kids but that was a tight video did you trip did you fall yeah ████ it he fell on his ████ head but instagram allowed us to keep it up yeah yeah see that's why i like instagram better what about that instagram is just like tick tock now did you see that that uh kim kardashian everybody petitioned they're like bring it back you're about

15:14 pictures tick tocks about videos stop trying to be tick-tock and they try to be all like have the black screen and everything like tickets aren't they aren't they putting it back yeah i think so but that's totally true though right it's like what be the exact same thing stop being a copycat well zuckerberg this is yuck do you feel inspired with all these tick tock ideas yeah we gave you so much a wealth of information this is free by the way yeah yeah you should be paying us actually yeah there's food genre there is a hiking genre have you seen that one that's been going around where it's like when i go hike i get out of my car to go on top and then i turn around go back to my car that one have you seen that one uh i think i've seen variations of it you oh yeah yeah she looks like she could just sit there and just eat a giant sea cucumber

16:04 that looks like a penis and go wow right you know what i'm talking about i don't like i don't like sea cream but you like noodles i love you you're a noodle girl also don't you don't you play games no you don't play video video you should parts she fits the role but she does it i guess do i do i fit the role of the gamer you call you don't look like a guy i thought you were you're probably cosplaying on the weekends or show up as like a doll or a furry that is actually something i i'm kind of interested in cosplay you should do that you should cosplay you would love that right this is what you're gonna do you're gonna do hiking and then after you do your hiking videos you go get some mukbangs and then you dress up in uh you cosplay for both and then now you're ████ owning the niche like you're you're cosplaying on the hiking multi-faceted what am i doing with my life i should just come back to youtube dude if i'm telling you we'll be consultants for you just taking this

16:55 right here yeah if you told me like if i just met you and you're like i'm on twitch i would totally believe you i would 100 believe yeah but if you said hiking i don't know if like i said i'm just starting to get into it guys yeah you don't have any timberlands do you have all trails do you have an account on all trails i'll show you what's the real deal okay are you paying premium are you going pro route do you have one of these no sounds like you're not much bikers dude you got everyone gotta have a metal one i have a water backpack julia i know what you should do you know those you guys seen those videos where the girls put the camera like on their butt and they walk through new york and

17:45 they just get cat called do that but with hiking yeah yeah and see if people look at your butt you know what i mean lumberjack is like hey baby that's how they get you dude you think she hits us up and she's like i have so much ████ footage but there's like nobody i've hiked 48 miles in the last four days i have gigabytes and gigabytes and terabytes there's nobody in the ████ someone whistled it was just a sparrow it was such a good idea it was so different and unique yeah i miss you guys i miss being here just honestly like for the past two years of working in like production for animation like the first year it seemed really hectic because i was just like learning a bunch of things but then in my second year i was like wow i kind of have this time after 7 00 p.m like what what do i do with myself

18:35 and over here we overworked you and you don't have to over here over here was just crazy it was just like different things every day so like i just felt like i had all the hobbies around and then now when i was just working like okay cool and then my job was like now what yeah get into hobbies huh did you get into hockey i mean i'm starting to because now i'm just like yeah wow i feel like i have a balance now that's true like we need a little bit of crazy back i do because it's like you might be location scouting one day at the forest and then the next day you're cleaning up my vomit that i ████ puked at jk party yeah and then the next day we've changed though he doesn't do the floors thing anymore no yeah there's still a lot of i'm much more chilled out now but does joe still walk around the office barefoot and his oh ████

19:26 no no it's just that his foot gets black at the end of the day it gets black i'm wearing this is how black my foot got that's not a shoe that's okay that's the feature of jk that's a big highlight that's a really funny symptom bart still walks around his underwear it's completely normal we fired the hr guy his butt is bigger yeah he really achieved his gorilla form yeah everybody everybody here matured and really you know started respecting women a lot more oh yeah i'm drinking i'm dripping over here too yeah dude i'm ████ dripping from head to toe steve's glow up it has been crazy yeah it's been wild to see nick's finally opening up don't talk to me dude end the video [Laughter] oh yeah by the way nick has the authority to end any video he just says in the video he doesn't end the video that's it you're going to be in otr and this is it's two minutes in

20:16 nick says in the video it's over you guys can't talk to me i could only ask questions that's it that's my role here we know we just can't talk to you at all i know i got the meaning thank you guys i gotta do it thank you respecting my boundaries i do and that's why we're sitting together you

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