0:00 there was a nice like Swedish family that had uh they were long-term renter they were there for like weeks and uh it was like dope they got a like a whenever you score like a monthlong thing it's like yes the first week they were there um a homeless guy uh got in through the back and he started taking a bath and then I wake up in the morning they send me a photo they're like who is [Music] this has anybody been staying at airbnbs has late or anything like that I just came back for 1 yeah I was there for 10 days oh yeah I loved it it was a good time what did you go for I was in Cleveland my wife had a surgery in so your boy was he's partying up he set it up like it's a vacation and he was like I had a lovely time my wife was almost was dying in the hospital I was parting it up at
0:51 the I got a great deal hold on guys there's more I got a great deal I got a great deal while my wife right right right on her surgery write him down downtown okay come on D wow there's a sauna a pool a gym in the Airbnb can't beat that wait is it a luxury apartment or it's like one it's a luxury apartment in Cleveland OH it's an apartment it's an apartment o I thought it was a mansion is that legal dude it was like it was like they're not supposed to yeah I feel like that they're like doing the Shady air okay okay check this out I paid $70 for it a night7 $70 okay I looked at the girl who has the list name she has like 27 of those apartments like all across Cleveland and I was like holy like she she's a mogul so she's she's running across Cleveland or across the country
1:42 across I think I saw like 15 of them in Cleveland maybe that state has different laws for it cuz you can't do that here yeah you can't you're not supposed to I mean some people still do there was plenty of space in Cleveland though you know what I mean there's plenty of rooms open I think usually with your um are you in one of those situations with the Airbnb now where you bar barely even talk to the host it's only like the initial messaging and stuff like that you never show they never show up they don't want to do anything Grace was the original host okay so I'm going to tell you about Grace she talked to us a little bit but then she had two other people that we would talk to all the time I don't know their names were they hiding in the house somewhere yeah they were in the separate bedroom I used to live in airbn bees used to live in air yeah for like many years yeah yeah this guy did too huh yeah it good times yeah like a digital Nomad yeah like every month basically like my girlfriend at the time who became my wife like uh I don't know how she tolerated it to me it felt normal you know you just move every
2:33 two weeks or every month um but then eventually she's like hey can we get a can we get an apartment and I was like does that mean we need to get furniture like I got like the cheapest Furniture you could get but like dude you're like the dream client man yeah yeah you you like like lots of turnover like that dude if I could Grant I have two kids now but like you know if I could I would live somewhere different every single night me too like that would be the dream like every city or just somewhere different just some even in the same like I just like like changing every single yeah I love hotels even when I was in Cleveland bro people ████ on Cleveland all the time is downtown people can't every time I tell people went to Cleveland they're like I can't believe you went the ████ what's the negative stuff about Cleveland how do people ████ on it they just say it just sucks there's nothing to do is that where Drew Cary shows from yeah it is did you see Drew Cary no I didn't see
3:23 Drew Cary I mean it's kind of true though yeah kind of but like when you're but but I'll say this like when you're just in a different yeah of course it does suck guys it's the worst place I've ever been to grocery expensive but gas is also $3 you know all of all of Ohio sucks ass so back to airbnbs um so you were running Airbnb too like what what would you do or how would you feel if like the the person who was renting there be like were started breaking rules like if you specifically were like no part partying I've seen it all man I've had I've had like old I've had old white people come to see the place and then they're just a double they're a diversion for who's really renting it w like there'll be people going to throw a party like and then they'll they'll have people that look like a family come and be like oh
4:13 yeah we just want to check the place out oh yeah it looks good let's do it and then that night just a hundred people show up yeah and those guys aren't even there you just got to kick them out can you rent a white family like on F or something I think you can to be your decoy that would be so sick how do how do you kick them out though like you want to know thing yeah you okay if it's going to sound bad but like I think he pulls out his gun if I'm not if if I'm not the corresponding race I have to ask a guy who's the corresponding race to come kick them out that's a genius so if they're if they're a white group you bring a white homie if you're a black group you bring a black homie Mexican you got to call up but all from the ghetto who shows up like yeah you got hard gentlemen what can happen is if I let's say that I kick out like let's say there it's like a a like a black mainly a black party then I
5:05 it could be like a racial thing that they're like oh you won't let us like do this cuz cuz we're black or something or because we're white or whatever they can't pull the black card if they're Asian then that's so easy I just go like guys come on they're like okay I'm going to tell your mom here's a tip yeah but otherwise you have to like handle it very sensitively or else on the reviews it'll just reflect that it's like a racial oh yeah the reviews bro yeah so there's this situation here in Mississippi Bart can you draw Mississippi real quick oh I saw that the first half was perfect uh this Airbnb host right uh had somebody who came in as a guest uh broke numerous rules and you know they they had a little bit of a an argument on on how it would go go down small details were like oh I just was going to bring a couple guests over to dinner you know it's like okay just um make sure that you know you put them on the guest list
5:56 and whatever it's like oh suddenly four guests turned into like nine people or whatever next thing you know there's a party there's profanity there's loud noises they're like well we have a curfew and there's all these different things going back people just cursing the whole time ████ ████ ████ oh my God it's bad for Airbnb dude and there's security cameras here so it's not like this guy's getting out of it with a lie or anything like that when things get bad this guest ends up basically threatening the host with um you know like I'm going to ████ up your super host like rating and score that's a big deal bro you can't ruin the super always like that yeah and then this host ends up sending the guest's wife pictures of him with another woman as a Revenge who I never thought of that now
6:47 I'm on the host side cuz he's more gangster than the other ████ you can't be threatening and then your ████ closet's all dirty and ████ but isn't that also a rat side which you're against what do you mean is that the he's breaking guy code no the host was like yo if you going to come at me but you got dirt all over your ████ you ████ up you cheat on your wife at my the Airbnb Airbnb upholds Guy Code though so they don't oh really yeah yeah this when you sign off on you sign off on when youy contract but then if the host is not a guy then it's ████ it don't work damn that's a pretty good tactic I don't like sloppy threats that's but then the that's the strange thing is you could only have cameras at the entries and exit points so you'd have to catch them threat you'd have to catch them doing something as they walk in yeah I think it's just a it's a photo of them walking in and obviously the chick that's not his wife type stuff
7:37 dang so were they ████ in a Airbnb I mean I think it was assumed I've definitely seen that I've definitely seen like like older men just have like a ton of girls come in and it's like Ting well done wait one guy and a ton of girls yeah that's a orgy yeah pretty much that's a that's a reverse gang should have wrote that was an orgy when he reserved it's a reverse gang bang you didn't put that in your reason he's he's the victim is what he said those girls Force you know how a lot of people will buy like a Airbnb as your vacation home but that's like one of the hardest things for me cuz I know people be ████ in ████ and ████ so I'm like I don't want to go like oh I'll get the lake house and then when I go there I'm going to have ████ jizz all over my pillows and stuff you know you could change the sheets and do laundry right
8:28 nah you could have a bed yeah you just got to get a cleaning service that's all that's literally the cleaning fee you don't want toay even when I go to like a nice hotel I'm like I know they be ████ in ████ in here why you have to say things when I was I went to China once to visit my wife's fck yeah and uh the crazy thing is do you guys know like the when you buy a condo there doesn't come with a toilet cuz they like you bring you you bring cuz I think it's disgusting that you're going to have a toilet that's somebody else used in the past so like the entire to is like well and to be fair I mean a hole in the ground with two steps is kind of the same dude that's crazy yeah that wasting bring y bring your own toilet bot dude b y o t you don't know that dude are we going to start that new
9:18 one that new party where you so you just walk in with a ████ toilet pole like when you're moving in and ████ you get like like Elon with a ████ toilet bowl damn that's that's a pretty great tactic what yeah was like some of the craziest situations that you ran into the one of the one of the craziest things was uh when sometimes they'll have a party and then the cops the district police officer will come I think I told you guys about this one and there's a hillside where you can see directly into the master bedroom of the property cuz it's like a four-story house and then the master bedroom's like practically all glass from the street you can't see anything but the cop will go and up the hill to look in to be like what's all the commotion he um didn't he he didn't stop the party he just came back the next morning to tell me about it cuz I I know that guy and he's like hey man I just want to let you know last night it was just an orgy of girls all
10:10 wom it was like a lesbian party and they were all naked and he was like nice party and he didn't stop it he was just watching he was just watching what would you do I mean you'd be like damn I got to do this research can't get to any of these parking tickets right now you have to get a lesbian friend to kick them all out dude that's he's like if it was gay I would have stopped it yeah he probably would have if it was anything else he probably would have stopped it yeah I bet cops view the city way different than we oh look at that nice little Elementary School like that's a ████ Center know say but the worst the worst thing that happened was that one where the uh there was a nice like Swedish family that had uh they were long-term rent or they were there for like weeks and uh it was like dope they got a like a whenever you score like a monthlong thing it's like yes the first week they were there um a
11:02 homeless guy uh got in through the back and he started taking a bath and then I wake up in the morning they send me a photo they're like who is this they just take a picture of a guy they took a photo of a naked dude in the bathroom in the master bathroom and they were like who is this yeah and then that was the the story I told you guys where I had to uh like I I called the owner I'm like uh there's a homeless guy here and he's like do not let him get away call the cops and chase him I I was like all right so I called the cops he's he's like walking down the hill he's not running away from me he's just walking away and um he's like obviously a crazy homeless guy and then I was on the phone with the cops whole time following and I'm like and they just kept telling me stop chasing him the cops are just like it's illegal stop chasing him you're endangering him like oh what I wonder what made him choose that one is it just luck like he's just going every door oh
11:53 this one opened or he's is he like I like that one it's a good thing they just they just go house house cuz cuz half the houses in Hollywood Hills have no one in them oh yeah yeah like you know that it's like they're just empty they're just shelves especially the really nice houses it's always empty and there's there's there's neighbors that we have that have had break-ins and they're robbing the house while the owners are in there they don't notice it cuz it's so big so big yeah that's good to know that's ████ crazy that's good to know it's good to know dude it's squatter's Paradise for sure yeah that was probably the worst thing that happened because uh you know in like how do you get a good you after something like that that's why I like living in apartments in poor neighborhoods because your neighbors are the best protections that's kind of true that's true Community is the best that's kind of very true if you have a cholo that wears shorts that goes down to his ankles you know he's going to help you out yeah
12:44 that's true he's watching your lawn and ████ you know yeah there's that and then there's that one time that uh I cuz I used to hide in that like little room at the bottom and I would have guests there for weeks they wouldn't even know I was there and then um and then this one time I had to leave like I really had to go but all of them were hanging outside right outside my door so I was like how the ████ am I going to get by these guys they were outside on the grass I needed to get out my sliding door to leave and I'm like they're going to be like there was a guy here for freaking 2 weeks so then I so I go um through the foyer where no one was in to get to the garage this is my only other way out I get to the garage I put on all these ████ tools and then I open the garage and then they look at me and I go all right I'm done fixing stuff in here you guys have a great day oh ████ and they were like oh thanks man all right dude the owner was in the garage fixing yeah I
13:35 was just like did you see that Mexican guy it was like that way I wouldn't freak anybody out and then I showed up to where I was going they're like why do you have all these Hammers and ████
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