0:00 what kind of come on to are like more polite to you yeah what's your preferred uh route what's like oh that's sweet versus like cuz you could be like oh that's sweet but still no versus like H what the ████ I guess it all depends on like the tonality and execution I think it depends on how hot the guy is [Laughter] [Music] how welcome to a very Vietnamese episode of careful boys where we're eating a bunch of sandwiches and coffee mhm what is this place bang me my toe you bang your toe say bang me my to my toe it's there you go here's a fun topic if it's happening currently then
0:51 even better but like do you remember a time that you're one of your parents was hit onit I don't remember did anybody ever like yeah hit on your mom or dad in Japan uh-huh my mom was wearing a skirt oh ████ that was past her knee a little bit oh it was it was past your knee just it was like my shorts like that yeah damn why is she hauling out like that is everything going okay in her life standing who and then we were standing and I saw this dude that fool like his eyes went down like that and then you can see it going boy he's like me baby that ████ stood ight and he goes please miss have my seat waa that's
1:43 a gentleman chivalry I like chivalry though and she goes oh no we're going to be our stop is is almost there and then he goes no I'm going to get off on the next stop please take it w and then he went by the side and he was like holy he was standing over there and my mom sat down and his face got so red and he was like trying to say the next move and whatever and after he left she was like was my skirt Too Short she goes I shouldn't have wore this today but there was like other like old dudes that were just like being extra nice to her but the way that they hit on Old like you know ladies like their style is so like yeah it's it's like being in like 1920s America and ████ oh okay like the jacket the jacket on the puddle yeah like that kind of ████ you classy ████ like that I my um my grandma was telling me like when my
2:34 grandpa was trying to holler at her the the way she let him know that she's interested um she dropped the quarter and bent over in front of him did the splits like she uh she she took a flower out of her hair and then like gave it to him wow and I was like damn yeah ████ ho damn you ████ cardi B ass ████ only fans Grandma yeah why you just sprad your ████ for him what the ████ it's so wholesome I was like Dam that's crazy that ████ would never work today a guy tell be like why are you giving me this the ████ like you don't got only p a it is funny watching like your family member get hit on and you don't
3:24 know that they're getting hit on till like ler when you're a kid I've been seeing my mom get hit on since I was like 6 years old damn man they're ████ thirsting for your mom no cuz my parents got divorced right yeah so I remember like one of the most interesting experiences was uh our AC broke so we hired this like Lebanese dude to come and uh like fix the AC and then we found out like he lived down the street so he invited us over for dinner and I was I was like oh this is weird and then uh but I remember going there and that was the first time that I was like Dam damn eggplant could taste good if they know how to make it right cuz my mom would try to force me to eat eggplant I'm like this should taste like ████ why would anybody eat eggplant how did she cook it I don't know she didn't cook it like leolu did
4:15 but I remember eating at his house I was like damn can you make it like this this is good he was hitting on your mom yeah because um I was like oh how come uh that guy doesn't come over or whatever anymore how come we don't go over and my mom was like oh I think he wanted uh us to like go over more frequently and more often oh she wasn't feeling him like that no she wanted to give him a different kind of eggplant like let me chill for a little bit you want to try another lebano eggplant but my mom's pretty like cheerful and happy so I think like she feels like positive energy so that she attracts attention that way I think so dudes around her I think like it what she's lesbian and she's been closeted the whole time my mom's lesbian maybe
5:05 what's the chances damn what are the chances for being I don't know that's ████ caller ask her call Mom what's the chances I think I would scramble her brains if I go like hey you ever think you ever think about liking some chicks she be like why do you think that yeah like what you need to go to the temple my mom would have been a hoe but she resisted cuz she's a good Christian girl shut up why would she have been a ho what do you mean she told me she's like if it weren't for our Religion she goes I dressed even more Pro provocative what topic were you on that she started we were talking about jewelry I bought her a Rolex oh yeah I bought her Rolex and then I was like you can do it Mom I was like you like nice
5:55 things that's ████ dope man and she goes all my life I wasn't able to buy anything luxurious because it's against our religion and I'm like well you don't have to buy it I'm buying it for you that's so dope so I sent it over and then she's all like you know I loved Chanel I wanted to wear those outfits when I was younger I wanted to wear those cuz like she was pretty you know and she wanted she dressed well but there were certain things that were like really in back then right like like those certain outfits that were like oh ████ Audrey hein's wearing that ████ right and and um she she wanted so she would get like a non-branded subtle version of certain things oh but she really wanted the actual product from the magazine and I'm all like why is our religion so ████ stupid it's pretty
6:46 dumb in that way why' you get it for her you're like her mom well I don't even know what it was like I don't know those things so I know she like she talks about certain brand so that's why I bought her a small Rolex watch she likes the the the lady style yeah right get her a Gucci mini skirt yeah Joe it's not too late yeah it's not too late by now Joe give me these gym shark pants imagine she wanted to look like a hardcore thought fck I like the butt crease all the way in get her one of those juicy uh sweatsuits yeah that girl that the girls were the I want the pajama PS I like the only fan style it is really tricky though because as s the atist church-based things is where you dress the best and that's where you would wear
7:36 the nice things but then people would make you feel bad for wearing like too nice it to be yeah damn that's difficult to navigate cuz you're not supposed to Adorn your body you're not supposed to look like you're worshiping like the way that you like put yourself together but you also need to look good though you have to look good like modest mod yeah it can't be like I mean there's even stuff where like if you wear like red pants or some ████ that's wear R pants it's too much not before Labor day sweetie it's like a gate thing that's crazy my favorite like dressing like the devil yeah like when Flanders was the devil what was weird growing up for me was seeing all these dudes hit on my sisters all the time for real dude and then were you like you don't even know she's a lespian not even it was just like it wasn't even that were you mad cuz you're like I look like that I was like I'm pretty cute myself as a little seven-year-old and they're all like high
8:27 school chit I'm like hey what about Mez I just want out all the time I would love a big you want the guys to hit on you can you teach me how to be a man that's what I would teach I would ask all their guy friends but like every time we go to Disneyland sometimes like I'd always notice like all these dads like checking out my sisters all the time oh I used to play a game where sister so they're six and seven years older than me so like 14 and you're like seven no well this is when I was like older I was like 10 I was like 10 11 I was like why are these dads checking out a 14 no but it's still ████ weird cuz like you know they were still in like high school and ████ they were still in like high schoolish they're not checking them out they're trying to kidnap them it's easier those days remember I remember when I was like around like I think I was like middle schoolish right around that age and you know I understood that guys liked my sisters at this time so every time we would go out
9:18 and we'd like like be at a mall or something i' always like count to see like how many like dad's like ████ broken neck yeah dude they were that fine huh hey hey dude did your sister have a fat ass hey man what was their like biggest uh what is it called attention catcher dress like ████ dude K dress like ████ wherever I went what was what was there that biggest attention catcher you think I don't want I don't know dude I think it's just them being Asian girls dude no it's something else man it can't is it long beautiful hair yeah is it their hair they probably got over develop boot at 16 it's the it's the it's the outline of their penis in their sweats dude that's what it was is it their tat what's up guys if you do not know we
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11:02 past 10 years please support our patreon and click the link below to get all the details there's so many different tiers you can see it when you click that hey you know what I forgot I forgot we shouldn't even talk about this I should have brought this up now I'm flashing back to like a middle school or is it the the way the booty Jiggles hey dude it's got to be hey I'm flashing back right now and I just think of all these like little kids being like your sisters are hot I'll be like shut up [Laughter] don't bring me back there yo it's funny because if this is happening at theme parks then that means you're going through those windy snake lines and the same guys are every single time yeah you remember that when you'd see like a cute girl you just keep passing over and over I love these snakes now you like that the line is like that this line is sick Dam but it
11:52 would be at like malls like anywhere like a lot of public places and cuz I would be bored i' be like what the ████ am I going to play these stupid little games were they like really like fit growing up like what was no they weren they were like normal they were normal dude they were just normal G so attention grabbing them I don't know dude I just think just being young women yeah that's what I think that's what it is and that's what it kind of like made me realize as like a little kid I remember like there was one comedian his his name was like D Davis you ever heard I remember he was checking he was like trying to holler my sister at a ████ at at the Beverly Center and I was like I was like I se I was like I was like that guy's been on TV I've seen this guy and I was probably like like go say hi been in high school or something like that i' be like what the ████ dude and none of the none of them knew that your sister is lesbian well not both of them dude everybody's a lesbian today which one's hotter the lesbian
12:45 one you're asking him which one's H this is when this is when I'll stab all of you guys dude this is when I'm like all right get back I'm a ████ rabbit dog get back I'll lift the all right how about this which one attracted better looking men if you're judging I had no scale for that I have no metrics or data to back any make gay cut it out but like you know there's like sometimes my sister would bring this guy around and he we had actually had dinner with him a couple nights ago this same guy from no just a random guy like there my point is there's always guys who I could tell in retrospect now who are definitely trying to like holler at my sisters all the time and they're trying to be like cool like oh we're friends I'm like yeah ████ right dog you know but this one guy came to to dinner with us and my sister got a new job we celebrated that and this guy was a total ████ numb nuts dude he was
13:35 one of just like the most annoying people I have ever sat down and had dinner with dude call him out right now he just like he said this thing where me and Tiff we were we just got to dinner right we get there and he's like he's like oh like oh you married yourself a little Latina huh that's what he said I was like n nuts way huh don't give away your IQ that fast and I was like I was like they can't help it I was like what ████ I was like yeah I guess I did I was like and I made some stupid joke like oh yeah I wish he talked more like that actually like I wish he had more of an accent I just made some stupid joke just trying to like blow with it a little yeah and he's like oh well actually the reason why I made that was because like you know like I'm
14:29 what are you talking about man I was like what and then he's like oh yeah you know my parents you know I'm actually my ethnicity is actually like a West African blah blah blah blah and then we're he just goes on this thing and then Tiff goes oh so like you're afro Latino like where your parents from he's like well you know like I don't really have any technical AFR Latin like family members like you know but I saw on 2 it was just like just him talking and I was like dude who are your sister likes this guy he don't she don't like him like she like that's his that's like my friend but oh in my head I'm like that guy's trying to oh you could tell like this guy trying he's playing the long game yeah dude and he's been around for like years and this is one of the first times I actually sat down and talk to him as an adult and I was like oh dude you're the worst I told my sister I was like please don't bring this guy around like when I
15:19 when I want to hang out with you and my mom like I want to hang out with you and my mom and like you know not this ████ guy yeah yeah yeah and the whole time he's talking about himself the whole dinner and I'm like oh my God and I was like oh you have businesses huh cool man you never just go like shut up I was like I was like what's your business he's like actually it's really complicated it's like I you know I don't want to get in the Weeds about it and I was like oh all right okay thanks for bringing it up yeah I was like all right dude I just P my head down for 5 minutes Ken did uh does anyone ever hit on your hot ass dad hell yeah no especially with the hair that grows out of the mold no I'm sure someone must have after he got panted I think no I don't I've never seen anyone hit on my dad but my mom however she always tells me stories about how she gets hit on at work when she used to work at the airport and she's like yeah
16:09 everybody's always like flirting with me and blah blah blah but you know I'm married I have your dad and I have kids but every ethnicity did she say like what's the most common ethnicity I don't know every like the janitor is hitting on her like everyone's hitting on her cuz she's just like so nice like she's super nice your mom is nice yeah but can you imagine if it was just just Russian man like one type of guy just like like has a thing I want to give you caviar he he's like an Unstoppable Conquest to get your mom and she shuts them down every so scary that is scary I feel like if it's persistant and it's not overbearing it can be sweet though no it is most of the time there I mean she's uh a lot older she's like in her 50 60s back then yeah and so all the people that were hitting on it's just older
16:59 dudes that are like trying to be nice to her but she can tell that they're hitting on her she's like yeah he's being like extra nice to me and whatever but she's like she's really smart with that stuff and she like knows how to keep her boundaries that's cool do you want to go into the bathroom and bang bang what the ████ russan russan Russian guy hopefully she's smart enough to know that line when we when we lived on a culde act we started teasing my grandma that she had a boyfriend because she actually had a a a a a dude at the end of the kod saac he was um old dude owned a um uh like a landscaping company and funny thing the way that he would like try to hit on her is like yeah my Grandma had a green thumb so they'll like talk a lot and then my mom would start this off where
17:49 she's all like oh he ████ likes you and then we would just be like you have a boyfriend and she hated that ████ right cuz she's like super Christian and she's all like I you know I have to be married I can't be doing that that's sinful my p████'s been dry for years and and then but the the clear tell was like every like every single time this fool just so happened to have extra flowers from his gig oh that's really cute he just he just so happens to have extra flowers that he got and he didn't want it to go to w that's really sweet so he would bring it over so we always had like FR flowers on the table and it was like oh your boyfriend brought over flowers for you again and it's like why don't you guys go out or whatever but my my grandma was a pretentious ████ too
18:39 so she was like he's a landscaper oh was he a Japanese landscaper yeah wow oh dude that's OG they yeah but I was like in elementary school that's like the notebook man you know Ryan Gosling he's like kind of like of like the lower class versus that other Blue Collar yeah he was like ████ Leo DiCaprio you know what I mean yeah the landscaper they probably boned though cuz I don't know man my grandma was pretty stupid I remember one day this ████ was eating maggots on accident oh because um she said she was she woke up hella hungry in the middle of the night and then she was like I'm going to go eat she she just busted out the cereal and started going to town on it went to sleep next morning I ████ dump out the cereal
19:29 and and then there's hella maggots in the cereal and I'm like that's disgusting and my grandma was like oh my God I was eating that and I'm all like yeah you pretty dumb man you old damn D on again old people dumbass maggot eating grandma that's such a turn off for landscaping I think she should have got with him dude I know she should have at least had a little fling you know she didn't got to like make public do you guys think our parents generation like when the women get hit on it's a lot more like wholesome a lot more nice and they don't feel like like oh get away from me you guy cuz you know how like this generation now it's like anytime girls get hit on they're like ew they're just like n that's what she does I do what e get away get away from you guy
20:22 what kind of Commons to are like more polite to you what kind our made go yeah what's your preferred uh route what's like oh that's sweet versus like cuz you could be like oh that's sweet but still no versus like uh what the fu I guess it all depends on like the tonality and execution I think it depends on how hot the guy is you know that does help that does help do you like the ones that end in uh you like it when it ends in uh you ugly anyway ho I love those I instantly go I missed out you turn back I made a mistake I made a mistake she's on the subway 2 minutes later actually I wasn't going to give you my number but since you called me a ████ ugly ████ now you got me here's my number great what's your preferred uh
21:14 initial line of communication like what type of I don't know if there's like like a line I think women like it when you just at the gym and then you have your air drop on and you air drop when you drop a dick dick I think they go oh who hard hard dick is this I got to know Chen I want it so bad going like a Easter egg hunt for dick at the gym what about gestures you know like the traditional where like you go and you buy a drink or whatever and then the person's like oh that person paid for it I love that I think that's super sweet ah courtesy of the let's say he's in line in front of me and he's ordering and he goes whatever she would like to I'm doing something here I'm doing something
22:05 here love that cuz that happened to me with fans BR that happened to me with fans I'm like God damn you up like we we eating dinner or whatever and after I'm done oh can I get the check oh the the fans are at the they said they'll watch your stuff and they didn't even stick around and say what's up they just took care they just take care of us that's a gangster move man and I feel bad like someone dropped a good dick pick and now I got to find the person who dropped it you go to a is this you this skin tone match guys hitting on you pull down their p h no that's not it you get hard can get hard you do a lineup at the gym no like that's like if someone did that for me and then they left I'm like I didn't give you a picture I didn't ████ shake your hand
22:56 I didn't do anything what is this drive by courtesy ████ say hi to me ████ he gets mad when they do something nice I feel you know what it feels like it feels like um someone took care of you and now you feel like you owe something to them and you I just hate that feeling oh you don't like that I get that like don't do me any favors ████ yeah I'll beat your ass now I feel obligated to ████ give you back a gift and I don't even know who you are so I can I'm left with this feeling of someone gave me something he he's angry cuz can't give back cover your top five likes I'm never going back to Tulsa Oklahoma you guys oh and that was the last day they they they took care of me I'm never going to see him again there's no way for me to pay it back you can uh Uber eat something for them I used to think that was like such a cool
23:47 way to to hit on girls is I would I would pay them a nice compliment and then I would just walk away you be like damn you fine it's ████ sick I'm like but then I never see them again so what's the point so super stupid I mean they just feel good for a a little bit it just made someone feel good and you didn't ask for anything in return yeah's wrong with that it's a zero some game sure for you unfortunately well no it's your it's uh it'll come back to you some form you know I just have to like do that drive-thru thing where I can loop around to the back you just got to find a way to bump into her later in that day so you just have to follow her a little bit that's all that's all
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