0:00 probably would make them mad is Mommy and Daddy this is what happened I don't know what to do exactly what you Mommy and Daddy I got my girlfriend preg I don't know what to do and then they're going to be like you stupid ████ what the ████ say it to Jason like that Mommy and Daddy I got my girlfriend pregnant I don't know [Laughter] [Music] what so if you guys are members of the patreon then that means you have access to the Discord where you can ask us anything you want shout out Melanie shout out you already know you're a rider dude for life and so are you Melanie you know that already we already know thanks for our uh our Discord uh but our discard Community thank you very much thank you very much but the only way you get in is through the patreon yes so today we got
0:52 a question from IB KB and this is a very serious question they're asking hey as someone under 20 years old can you give me advice on how I can tell my parents that my significant other is pregnant oh how I I hope she's not 12 own it oh sh that's not how you tell your parents I hope she's not 12 no no hey you can start with the good news yeah she's not 12 oh you got to do you do the sandwich technique you lead with the positive and then you bring the news and then you do positive for did you have this happen to you before when you were younger nope why well you're dressed like it that's why have you seen yourself in five minutes you're right though you got to
1:42 lead in with something good right yeah so like I made $150,000 but I suck toes for them it's kind of like one of those so it's like and then they might go it's SM it what the hell not bad not bad so you should lead in with so I know you said no first ask your parents if they want they like want a big family and in like in the future it's like it's like hey wouldn't it be nice if there were like more people here yeah and can you imagine like Thanksgiving you guys are grandparents like just picture that and they'll be like yeah like one day I do want to be grandparents and he goes well you don't have to wait you don't have to wait that's perfect cuz this Thanksgiving it's like a movie
2:32 trailer coming this fall starring Jennifer Addis Thanksgiving starring me and my pregnant girlfriend oh my God yeah that's a tough one for um there was a point Thanksgiving when I was 17 when I was 17 I had a situation with my ex at the time where uh she B she got pregnant and then um my friends who are super cool back in in high school they were like like I told them I'm like dude yeah she's pregnant then and then all of them were like all right we're going to get together we're going to start a pot like a collection pot with all the homies and then like raise some money W and the plan was the plan was for me to get a job so at least when I told Oh I thought that was abortion fund honestly honestly I did too no it wasn't for it was it was for it was like
3:23 to actually go through with everything but then to have some kind of like uh way to cuz I was in I was 17 I was in high school so the the plan was to get a job get some money together and then tell my parents so that way I can be like hey like I've got yeah good news a little bit like I'm already on track to taking care of my responsibilties honestly that's what I was going to say is number one I would most likely if you're asking us that means your parents look at you like you're a ████ idiot that's why you can't just straight up and tell them cuz if you're if you have good credent like uh good good rapport if you have good rapport with your parents you would just straight up tell them yeah like I could tell my mom anything right or he could us already I mean he could have been like waiting so long that he told them already would you have done this when you were under 20 though what did were was your report with your mom so good no no because when I was 20 I know my parents thought I was a ████ idiot but that's what I'm
4:13 saying we're talking to that right now so so what I would say is I number one I'd probably like Mom Dad need to sit down first CU I don't ████ pass out they're already ready to ████ hit you they got the ████ duster out and everything like that 6 feet covid distance so they can't sock me up for no reason mhm and then before you give the news kind of like where uh the direction that Rhino's already going I think you need to have a plan like this is the job this is what I'm going to do blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and the plan has to be underway already yeah and it has like and maybe there's like three or three to five steps MH so that it's not just hot potato here's a problem cuz I think that's when their parents will go real nuts yeah yeah what do you want them to ████ do CU there's no responsibility or anything I also think you have to set the stakes you have to let them know that you're serious about it yeah and not just like being flippant and like whimsic or like you know not
5:04 Whimsy but like you're being like you know kind of oh I'm I'm Gumby about it right I think that the what would probably would make them mad is Mommy and Daddy this is what happened I don't know what to do exactly why you Mommy and Daddy I ████ I got my girlfriend pregnant I don't know what to do and then they're going to be like you stupid ████ ████ what the ████ you ████ child say it to Jason like that Mommy and Daddy I got my girlfriend pregnant I don't know what to do oh no that was crazy man you knock his wig knock the ████ wig out of me dude you aged him several years Fu suddenly he's older than you okay back to the that was virtual reality it's a good generative AI look if you're going to go through
5:54 with this having that kind of confidence will help your parents back you a little you have to cuz any moment that needed you to grow the ████ up it's right then and there to grow the ████ up right there you got change you are she's going to have a baby we're going to have a family I'm working at Kos yeah taking eggs it's never go wait it's out of business it's out of business now all right I know there's a Sizzler but that's like 40 years later we're going to live in the garage so the when baby cries bother you that is true yeah they have nck parents did that it worked out granted I know this all sounds d the way that we may but this is uh for those that decide and choose to keep a child like this yeah it's a huge like and beautiful blessing and maybe the parental element is like a speed bump so it's like
6:45 there's also I'm not recommending this per se but there's also like this is my choice this is our choice is what's going to happen whether a parents like happy or with it or not is like irrelevant because you're the parent now you know what I mean it's like you have to yeah that's true I'm not saying that's the best case scenario like you should be like ████ what you think but in one sense that is the thing like approval from your parents doesn't mean ████ that baby's on the way if you chose to keep it or if she chose to keep it with you you know what I mean so it's how many times do this happened to you Jesus Christ have you ever had a scare though in your life like a untimely like way back in the day dude let's ask Dora why why you s over here hey cut to the door produc cut the door cut the door c yeah live live live for the amount of irresponsible cream pies that I've executed I'm neither one shooting blank
7:38 I'm either one shooting blanks or there's a baby out there that one day is going to sign on 23 and me and go I wonder what I am and like you have a bob haircut I'm going to find a link and then they're tied to me that's that those are the two things that are happening out there beautiful wow but it's never never been happened thank goodness yeah never been happen never been very lucky guy did I tell you guys what ended up happening with me no what happened uh so the right before I was about to break the news to my parents uh she had a miscarriage oh and I and I saw it like I it happened when we were together wow what do you mean you saw like I was with her the day that he was offing with her yeah we we were at GL dur in a truck we were on the ████ prunner
8:28 yeah cars after and I didn't give her any harnesses no helmet and I was just like oh my ████ God yeah yeah of course I want to go joy ride with you baby like no it was like we were together and then she had like stomach cramps really badly and went to the bathroom and then all this stuff came it was like the seventh time you went to Six Flags together since she told you the news she went on Tatu four times and threw up went to one of those zero g simulators that the military uses damn that's crazy man shook the ████ out of you took took her on the red just to make sure let's stop giving ideas guys let's stop giving ideas ████ dude well you said ████ the parents you went back to I did not say ████ ████ you I have a kid no matter what ████ you wait how old is our fan under 20 yeah he's a young L the discount at six bus so he's 19 you
9:18 get the whole season he's 19 she's te they're we don't know where it's team pregnancy but like let's say put yourself like let's do this put yourself when you were 19 let's say uh you weren't married or anything this happens to you at your age 19 what would you do first I'd cry a lot i' be freaking the ████ out so I get that on my system um I probably at one point would just be like all right I just have to get it off my chest I just tell my parents and just ████ rip the Band-Aid off so I probably would do thatth and then my mom would say something to me like cuz she said this to me in the past she's like if you get any girl pregnant you have to marry that girl she's so romantic if it's she goes even if it's a prostitute she says this to me what why you pointing at me sorry if Nick were to get a prostitute and get
10:08 she said this in front of all my friends one time she goes if she were to get him if he were to get her pregnant Nick would have to marry her even if she an open sword open sord process a great a ████ is what mom would say but your mom was like welcome to the family ████ I don't know about welcome to the family but you have to marry them it's more like Nick's welcome to her family yeah it's like a old western cowboy mom she goes you better make a honest woman of her yeah that's what she would say she would say that you're more of a rip the bandaid off person just like tell it straight up well I just feel like the guilt me personally the ████ thought of the guilt and all that would just ████ like it would just eat me up I would have to just like say it or to tell somebody or you know I don't think I was smart enough to be like I'm going to come up with a plan you know what I would do honestly if I was like 18 19 or whatever I'd probably join a government
10:59 job where know they take care of the family so either military or fire department or police I'd like okay ████ it I just got to do one of those things where they take care of the whole family and ████ and if they station me in Germany the ████ wife and kid comes too or whatever it' be like one of those things I probably would have tried to been a cop or some ████ that's what I probably would have done yeah I don't know something like in my head that was stable at that time I could do that you'd be a great cop you're kind of half on the edge anyway I'm a ████ n dude you have to be 21 for that you can't be I thought you talking about the Army the car firearm that's why what about you Jason let's say you're 17 you got cornrow your girl that's pregnant what do you do how do you break it to your parents I think I'd be too drunk but at that time but at 17 oh oh did you say 17 yeah I think at 16 D he sold up at 17 really yeah I mean
11:50 there's no beating around the bush you're going to have to say it so you just have to say get it out of you just say it straight up how do you say it I'll be your I'll be your dad in this situation and you look appropriately dressed for this so let's go and then and Joe's the girlfriend yeah yeah yeah so come together yeah yeah yeah ████ I don't think what the ████ is going on ████ shut up shut up don't talk don't talk to me Father this is my wh the ████ are you wearing what are you talking about I wear this every day yeah true right turn not to judge your mother told me not to judge hold on I met my my love in Las Vegas we have baby take care of me I have to ask one simple question yes Father are you ████
12:40 gay what you mean this is all woman this is all woman what are you talking about I'm not trying to judge a question one question what this is your daughter-in-law yeah might be might be I have a hot Beach might be yeah yeah yeah he's a real catch real catch yeah on closer glass yeah yeah yeah yeah I sorry I didn't have my glasses pushed up what what are you uh what are you guys going to do with the baby I thinking to sell to China ████ I ████ your you son a good my ████ boy that's my ████ boy that's my boy point the camera and credits the 80s cut out yeah dude what a
13:30 sick sick d a Quinton Tarantino film I picture the guy that submit the question like yes that's the answer I was looking for that's the one that helps him out of all of them I sell my baby to China oh my God that's tough though man when you're a kid and you got a kid yeah tough having a having a plan thought like like a thorough plan and then just explaining what your plans are and how you're going to execute it and then you're already in motion with the plan you're not just talking about it but you actually got a job you're working that job how you're going to make enough to you know pay for your family cuz your parents are thinking this you ████ loser I'm going to have to pay for all your ████ ████ not only you I'm going to have to pay for your wife I'm going to pay for your ████ kid what the ████ I better and I better pay for my house so you can inherit it ████
14:20 start working that's that's a good advice legit so I think having a job is like a pretty big 100% you got to understand the source of their worries like usually they think oh I I disappoint of them of course they disappoint they're disappointed because now they have to pay so many more ████ bills cuz you're loser ass so how you going to cover that but on the bright side the people that have been able to fix it and make a good situation out of it I've met some people like in the military like that like they had a baby ████ it I'm joining and then by the time they're like 40 or 41 their kids's 19 I was just about to say that they can enjoy life another time yeah and they have like the best relationship they have the best relationship with their kid cuz also you got to in that moment remind your parents the best qualities that they pass down to you as parents and you butter them up so just
15:11 gas make gaslighter dude this is what I will teach my kid you know what I mean because you taught me how to do that good tactic Anthony makes sense all right you had me ready and I'm young but I'm ready oh you know you know your parents probably had you young too so no my parents are ████ up I mean like this this person they weren't young this person this person at the camera in most cases your parents probably had you young watch they had them when they were ████ 40 and established and they're both dentists and ████ and ████ successful yeah they were like the prime example yeah know that's going to be tough yeah I hope that whoever you are you show them this video so they can see how insane it is to get advice from this from especially this side of the room um and they can question your judgment even more and they should just show up this show your parents this
16:02 video you know what also if you're the guy in the situation I think it's infinitely harder for the girl to tell her parents yeah for sure I think you have it easy as the guy I would say well cuz you can literally run away have Am I Wrong can you not run away I'm sorry there's no literally just saying a thing that happens no okay and that's and I'm not saying you should but he's stepping up though stepping up our boy stepping up not stepping back not standing back and standing B he's passed run away or stay he's now at how do I but he's only 20 he has so much miles to run so much life ahead you can run so far ahead if he could run he could run far but he doesn't need to non-extradition countries yeah there's so many places so many plac maybe a different state there's more places Greyhound is cheaper than ever it like
16:53 this there's more places to go to escape than not but it doesn't matter cuz tight the key is you don't have to run now you can test it and you can make like my dad and run like maybe when the kid's 14 sign you don't even need an alias don't sign anything you use the same name when the kid's 14 just move far enough away put your phone on do not disturb for a little bit basically running's never off the table it's never off the table you can always run save it for later need you don't need to identify as gay to weigh your options I don't think that's going to work you could do that you could you but s slippy SL you're a good man for staying and facing it yeah but all I'm saying is you can run you don't have but you don't have to I'm glad you're not taking that option consider all options you don't
17:43 recommend that one huh nah but a lot of people do do it it's very popular it's a very popular option so similar to crypto when I tell people you could buy cardano if you want to just make no ████ money at all oh hey go buy xrp you know if you want to just sit there and let your money like maybe you had $12 in crypto and now you have $18 in crypto after 5 years I never met a guy or gal who said I'm glad I ████ ran youve never no cuz they're such good Runners well it's cuz they're gone you can't ask them you can't find them they're so good at disguise did you dad what did your dad say about running did he go buy milk no he said oh I pray to guy every day and I regret my mistake did you ask him though why the ████ did you come back you come
18:34 back the next day I don't know I think people like that they just can't face their embarrassment it just prolongs yeah so as opposed to YouTube which Cat Williams warned us about you guys face no embarrassment even though Cat Williams said it's kind of dialed in to how Hollywood Works dude even equating this to Hollywood Cat Williams actually here on Hollywood's behalf so oh are you I've been doing drag dude this ain't new I'm the original Asian
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