0:00 [Music] who's already seen this mike tyson video i saw a little bit of it this morning i saw it this morning right when i woke up it was so good i just saw him chatting ████ with the guy but then afterwards i saw their reaction and that was it that was the only thing i saw you have no i've never seen this all right we're gonna we're gonna get an authentic reaction then from christian because he hasn't seen this yet but this just happened [Music] is that business class it looks pretty nice yeah it's like business or first is it delta or united jet blue jet blue business class video talking ████ derek lewis he posted
0:50 that's where i saw it yeah and it's the whole video that they got from the beginning all the way to oh it's the whole uncut thing all the way not uncut there's clips but it's like all the clips then him getting hit and then him afterwards the lead up to it it was him like meeting him too right so was someone like oh cause it's his friend it was it was his friend recording yeah yeah let's do that clip because yeah that one's pretty funny hey you ain't got eye blocker i need to get a hat blocker too i could try to find something to send you oh here we go mike tyson's by language is like get me the ████ is this bro you could tell because you're not even turned around once mike types are trying to give us some shirts man he's killing his trip right tyson looking out man and you can tell this guy's blitz bro i never gave you
1:42 his money what did he say he said that he hasn't you just want this guy punched so bad uh he's just so annoying looking yeah yeah [Music] [Laughter] so i read the summary he went up and you know mike tyson was being cool took pictures with them it was fine and his food just kept talking and mike was like hey man chill and then he kept talking and talking and apparently he was drunk and then so you know those obnoxious
2:33 drunk ████ right they just don't know when to stop some people i just smell alcohol in their breath and i want to ████ poke their eyes out yeah they're not even doing anything wrong they're just having a good time they're just and i could smell ████ beer and i want to kill them in my tyson in my tyson's defense too he didn't sock him once he just shook at the floor he's just shaking him maybe it just looked like you know like just slapping like he was just like trying to get him to calm down he wasn't hitting him like that no when i was reading the article like a lot of people were blowing it out of proportion like oh he sucked him up i'm like dude we've seen him fight yeah like he did not fight he did not punch him one time like he was not like a shoulder rotated like wow you know it kind of looked like he was like hitting his arm yeah just look like stop ████ i ████ told you he was spanking him why did he have all those little marks too because he's a ████ that guy's a ████ yeah when you get slapped in his arm it travels
3:24 he was getting shook he started bleeding and my tyson's slap is probably very that's his weakness don't shake me i'll bleed mike tyson's so strong he cut him up shaking him shakes the blood out of your pores when i was reading the comments of like people when they're when this was being posted they're like why doesn't he fly private dude ████ why dude i've seen a lot of celebrities like flying commercial all the time dude it's like so expensive to fly private too you know i mean like all the time but it's also like i think people are just assuming everything where like sometimes people need a emergency flight yeah or when you fly private maybe there's only two takeoffs during that you need to go now yeah even if you fly private do you have your own pilot do you have your own plane do you have like all those things take into consideration like sometimes they're
4:16 just not available yeah charter flights yeah i like how the commenter is making it mike tyson's fault if he would have flown private this would never have happened the people that came into defense they're like why can't people just leave him alone exactly why can't he just fly like why can't he save his money and just fly commercial and then the eco-friendly argument comes and they're like well maybe he doesn't want to spend all his money and ████ hurt the environment flying private all the time there it is there's down equal point to this yeah yeah also knowing that also knowing that mike tyson that we all know now that was probably sad as ████ after this like i think mike tyson he's been trying to like throw away his old image right it's all about loving ████ love everybody i told him to behave and he's gone a long time yeah it took him a long time to get that ████ inner warrior out and then now ████ this guy brought it out of him he's
5:07 about ████ ████ that ████ i feel like really sorry for what he did i'm surprised he doesn't travel with entourage or anybody else so they could beat his ass yeah exactly but then maybe because it's mike tyson he doesn't need it in that video was his buddy holding him back was that it was oh yeah the guy sitting next to mike was like trying to well that's that's what a lot of people are saying is like that's the point of security is not it's not like even though mike's a warrior it's like your security's supposed to be the one to take the ████ for you yeah yeah yeah like they're the ones that are supposed to like kind of if s███'s going to go down if i was mike tyson's homie i would never hold him back i can't wait let me see left hook my toes left hook this one's been talking ████ about you left hook [Laughter] see 36 c they need to get sucked slip under people will be tested did you he just had that other thing too where the guy
5:58 at that comedy show comedy show yeah yeah and he and he didn't do he was like super cool about that everybody's testing imagine the guy that pulled out a gun acted way better than this ████ guy all the rankings and like this guy sucks whoever sat behind him and it's it's everything you shouldn't do when you see a famous person but just like he just looks annoying that guy like his face well isn't there a mike tyson quote that people were saying like they're all citing this quote where he said like nowadays people are getting used to talking ████ and not getting punched in the face yeah yeah he looks so sad afterwards here yeah he looks like ridiculous that kid reminds me reminds me of like every single person i knew growing up that was the type that was like the way you wanna fight away whatever he's like all up in your face and then when they get punched like oh my god what are you doing he's gonna call the cops he's like that yeah immediately all we're trying to do is
6:48 ask for an autograph it's like i'm gonna shut the ████ up dude that's that's the dumbest thing too that's the dumbest thing too is that commentary here i don't know what happened yeah she's like no you do know what happened i sucked the ████ up that's why they should just round up him and his friends and just everybody on the plane ████ him up because obviously their parents didn't do it they do they say it on the intercom all right guys we're going to punch these uh on your way out everybody just give them a good old and the ████ because the other homie didn't keep him in check yeah yeah the other homemade yo he's mike tyson chilled out you know and why were they sitting next to each other yeah what's up with that i think both of those again yeah i wonder if he like moved his seat on purpose and sat behind tyson just to ████ with him oh i hate that these types of people can afford first class he probably got bumped up dude that ████ makes me feel silly i mean he already has like a kind of a privileged person have you guys ever
7:39 like been in a plane with drunk people though yeah yeah it sucks so annoying this was mid-flight too right no it was before it even took off right oh i thought it was like in the air he came on drunk yeah after he socked him mike left the plane oh okay and then and then when the plane flew and landed at the destination then the dude went to the cops like at that location what a ████ would it destroy business if they banned alcohol from planes and like bars well do they charge for alcohol i think it's free right would it destroy the business of flights because do people like i'm only flying probably some people get like anxious and ████ because i heard that the the like most people just drink to chill out like on planes or not just to relax on jetblue i have a mosaic which is like when you fly enough you get like the
8:30 reward tears mosaics like the highest one mosaic you get free alcohol wow i just get hammered and pass out though see that's nice you're not belligerent no yeah i passed out i wake up pass out my journal business yeah yeah that's the way to do it hung over i'm like why did i do that do it every time you're the passed out guy where your friend's like yo you were sitting next to mike tyson you're like oh me you're sleeping on a shoulder [Laughter] you never had a situation where like some like a fan was bugging the ████ out of you and oh man just the other ████ month i wanted to ████ pop that dumb ████ in the face i just try to get him to talk about it and he looked over here too and he knew that joe was gonna respond i was trying to direct the energy that guy sucked though dude what happened that guy sucked he was socially ill is what i would he was socially ill i like
9:21 that nah he came up to me socially ill and then he would just like hey remember me and i'm like oh my god dude remember me is the best way to go up to a famous person and i'm like why would i remember me for me hey dude yeah and then he's like and then yeah what did you say you were like what did you do i was like what did you do how would i remember you no at first it was kind of cool it was normal it was like hey joe you know and i'm like hey what landmark yeah what impression did you make on me and then i was like i was like hey what's up it was cool and then he just stood there and he was like staring at me oh and i'm like remember me and i'm like i'm like from where he goes no remember i was there in that truck and i'm like what you don't remember and i'm like did you do something remarkable
10:12 did you do something like what did you do remember me i was i waved at you from the truck and i'm like when what a letdown how do i remember you i was in the truck i waved at you you're not gonna give me a color you're not gonna give me anything else i waved at you in the truck i was in the truck so i was like did we do something eventful together like did we share a memory like did you know was there a moment between us that i wouldn't remember did we invest in a business together like what the ████ you know like speak ████ you know and i was like at first it wasn't that that weird was just like oh that was it he escalated right it ████ escalated right and he came up and he goes hey do you know this person he drove the truck they're like which who you talking about and i was like who which guy are you talking about you know he rolled up the window
11:03 and he he mentioned a name and i'm like who the ████ is this that name sounds familiar and then the thing is this guy would just ask a question without like deliberating anything about it you just ask a question do you remember this name this person's name you know what about them like guess who the ████ exactly where did you go are you familiar with crayola yeah you're like what the ████ about crayola what about it though like he's like you don't remember you don't remember me crayola big fan were you trapped like were you out of like i don't know you're at a restaurant joe's in a corner literally like do you remember me that guy did really get close but then he kept wanting to shake your hand he called my friend and then he put me on facetime and i'm like okay so i talked to him and i'm like okay
11:53 he's i guess he's a mutual friend so so like i guess uh this is okay because when you know someone that knows someone it's like all right whatever he's not that weird so we're eating and at the end right he walks up and he goes joe can i tell you something and i'm like nah you said enough nah i don't want to talk to you i said you can't tell me he goes please i need to tell you something and i'm like nah dude you can't he goes please and i'm like all right what he goes did you know jesus christ died for our sins and i'm like shut the ████ up and i pushed him and i walked away he really said that to you oh my god did you see me that i pushed him well because when he came this guy i remember he came up to you a second time and i never seen joe look annoyed like ever this dude joe's face i was like oh joe might have sucked this dude i'ma leave i felt uncomfortable because this guy was
12:43 making me feel uncomfortable so we all left and i didn't know the rest of it damn i didn't know he wanted you to go to his church did you know jesus christ died for our sins and he did this and he resurrected and i was just like shut the ████ up and i pushed him off ████ and i walked away and it's like yeah bro everybody knows that everybody knows jesus christ died for our sins okay what did he think what's gonna happen was at that moment i was gonna be like wow damn he died that's crazy like you know what i do remember you screaming this dude in the middle of the ████ restaurant i was like he was screaming this trying to preach everybody was uncomfortable yeah his
13:34 friends from the table were just looking at the table like i'm so sorry and i called my friend i was like hey you know you better talk to your friend because if i didn't know him and it wasn't like a mutual situation i swear to god i would have dragged him outside and ████ kicked his ass only because it would have made me feel good like it was one of those situations where you just gotta slap a dude and i was like man i don't know like your relation to him if you guys are good friends but i'm like you gotta talk to him and he goes oh i'm sorry he's my friend's crazy and i'm like what do you mean he goes yeah he's just ████ weird like that he didn't warn you on facetime he didn't tell me yeah he didn't go he did look a little like bewildered he looked like caught off surprise though he was like like hey what's up joe like why the ████ is this guy facetiming me so that i can talk to joe and kind of vouch for him like this is weird i don't even want to be on facetime right now it was a good time and i'm glad you accepted jesus christ
14:25 through the lord yeah for the third time he's like so the next day i went to his church i remembered him ████ everybody you beat everybody up in the church [Music] my
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