0:00 once you understand that his brain is not like a human brain it's like when John Conor meets Terminator 2 you know John Conor softened Terminator 2 and Terminator 2 softened John Connor yeah he's like a AI learning human emotion exactly exactly he's like I don't I know now why you cry like [Music] that welcome back to a very focused episode of careful today we're just going to talk about bart oh yeah what about him what yeah what do you want to know what's some of your favorite Bart moments you know what I missed that that we had to stop doing was the BART era that was so funny what was I think I think I was late for that you got in right after he he used to do bits
0:54 mistakenly often but sometimes not at all about how he it seemed like he wanted to do stuff with kids it was a total bit it was a total bit no it was it was so funny because like because he was a parent right he thought it was like he was like dude it's funny because I'm a parent and no one would suspect that of me but it's like no nobody knows you so they don't get it and there seeing Clips on on places there's no context yeah but it's funny to it's funny to us cuz we know him but he was like well you have to set it up that way where like people yeah they're in on the joke but who in who in media even has enough context to make only Bart would be like that's a good I should do that out of context and in context and everything I remember one time he was like man I was at the park one day
1:45 looking at these kids and I just started laughing cuz I was like who the sits here and goes damn these kids are fine yeah he's like I he's like I put on my my pedo hat and he's like I try to put myself in that head space and I can't get yeah they couldn't try exactly you know he he know he's sitting there going like he's trying to understand he's trying to empathize yeah he's like not Computing it he's like what's wrong with these guys why would they think this they're so cute like why why how does that work you probably have so many all the times that you spent with this full I think it's like it's one of those things where um I'm so used to it and he's probably so used to me that nothing really it's like we don't think it's weird don't even notice it anymore until other people point it out and you're like oh
2:37 yeah but I'm just like used to it once you understand that his brain is not like a human brain it really helps a lot of things fall into place you know what I mean cuz he is by the way in a way he's one of the most human people I've ever met cuz like since he had taica I see like it's like when John Conor meets Terminator 2 John you know for the first time he had a dad but like he never knew what it was like to have a dad so like Terminator 2 you know John Conor softened Terminator 2 and Terminator 2 softened John Conor yeah he's like a AI learning human emotion exactly exactly he's like I don't I know now why you cry like ████ like that right whereas like when I met Bart I think he didn't really understand why people cried and he probably would have strangled like a cat in an Alleyway just
3:27 to see what it's like to kill something my favorite thing ever is still the fact like and I know like most people probably know this cuz we talked about it but we didn't really really talk about it but um when when Bart found out that his dad passed bro and he still came here and didn't some of us didn't know and he still came and shot a full day like right after finding out his dad committed suicide made jokes we made hanging jokes we did a suicide article that day we did a couple we did like two or three nobody told the hosts by the way yeah we were making jokes about it and he just sat there and participated in everything and it didn't no Flags went off that I was like oh he's acting differently and then after he was like can I talk to you guys
4:17 and I was like are we getting all fired that's what I felt like that's literally what I wasn't even here but you told me about that I thought the channel was going to shut down yeah I was like oh this is it then huh yeah and then he told us and we were like yo and then just to think about that like the fact that he came in the whole week after a full day of shooting then he tells us his dad just off himself that's definitely my most memorable Bart moment and I instantly all I thought was like dude you sat through jokes about that yeah D Bart's a beast for real he's and that's that's only one example of Min where he like with when when I tell you like when there's a mission he stays on the mission for real like there's a lot of I mean I think even Gio too cuz you know her her father passed and they still came into JK news and then when um you know yeah there's just so many
5:07 examples of man you're you went you went through some ████ and maybe you need some time but he told me he actually this is his therapy yeah cuz like it gives him a break from all the pain when he comes here and he's able to not like bring that here and for the moment you know he goes back to the space where we're laughing having a good time and then he gets a little little break from the pain of like being sad and ████ cuz he is crying his eyes off like when he's not around yeah you know that's what I think people don't get about him is like the humor does help it's the therapy at the same time but like we've done so many bits about Bart's dad at this point like it's actually insane and some of the things we've said like we shouldn't really get be able to get away with but we can because it's Bart because yeah because it's him and because it's cathartic for everybody right so yeah I
5:57 love thaty but we know that that's what he likes I know exactly he's a pain ████ 100% pain ████ but he's the one that would initiate it too that's what makes it okay he starts it all the time yeah what is he said last time about how we were what is it when uh how Bart's dad had passed and we were we were talking something about like finding who who did it and you were like oh so he's just going to challenge a rope or something oh yeah like people going something like that yeah and like I said you can't say that around anybody else but B good Lord and's holding his belly but my whole family is like that too thank God you cope with humor yeah we always do we always did too and and so and like I told people a million times this will be a million one like when my grandma died Nikki's like how many grandmas do you have and I'm like I have no grandmas and she's like I have a grandma and I was
6:48 like that's sick good job yeah but like that that's how we like in your face no other way to do it there is no other yeah you know what I mean but like and she kept on doing that to me for days she like how many grandmas do you have again I'm like yeah I have no grandmas and she's like oh that's right I do have I still have a grandma I'm like yeah good job damn yeah but that's that's our thing man I love all that I wouldn't have I think it actually makes it worse when someone goes I'm so sorry for you you must be in ████ Agony and you're like I wasn't but like what the ████ you're making me hurt now that's like the white ladies on on Twitter about everything or they relate with like a a story of what happened to them and it was really dark and deep and and it's like no please give me the joke please give me the joke I'll take the joke
7:38 every time yeah like the first time when when uh Anthony was trying to talk about your dad and you were like my dad's dead and he like he didn't know what to do I'm so sorry like popping and locking his way away he didn't know what to do that was pretty good po you got good movements y clean movements been practicing I tell you something really funny that he used to do every ████ year um so when he when he was first dating Gio and he talked about this like years ago on JK news um he would keep forgetting that Gio hates mint chip chocolate chip ice cream oh but he loves mint chocolate chocolate chip so he can't even understand that other people can't like it and then so since every year he
8:30 thinks that she loves it because he loves it he would get her that and go happy birthday and then she's like for himself by like year five she's like ████ I don't ████ like this ████ five years five years to hold that in and or like it was it was year after year like it would literally be like every year she goes a I don't really like it and he goes oh damn all right and he would forget and he would get it again and then and then every year it'll be like I can see Bart though at the at the cake place being like mint chocolate CH I think because he forgets it's like man what did she like again oh yeah he like she like mint chocolate chip but it's like that's what you like bro and he would forget and it's so he would keep getting it every ████ year and I think one time Gio just blew up and he goes man why you so ungrateful dude what
9:23 about the gesture the gesture of forgetting over on you're five you're done by then yeah yeah yeah but like I think what he five five is a lot I think what he was saying is that like he's like bro like I even got you a cake in the first place like why are you tripping and then cuz I can't eat it when I heard his story of his birthday right I think in his mind even getting a cake is going above and beyond cuz he had no ████ birthdays like on his birthday what would happen is all of his friends would come over and give him a gift and then his mom would be like all right bye everybody and then take the ████ gifts put it into the garage so she could regi those for other kids on the so she could save money they're ████ broke my God so she she didn't want to go out like when
10:14 Bart was invited to go to birthday presents she would rewrap those gifts and send Bart off to go ████ and then so he didn't really have like birthdays in that sense torture a good hustle damn Bart's mom should we get Bart presents for nah right so then so then when he had he didn't know how to like operate like a normal birthday celebrator wow so when he was getting her this thing he was he already thought he was already going above and beyond the normal year one on Gio's birthday they're like I have a surprise they're The Shaolin Temple they're the Buddhist temple he's like all right we have a tour with the monks you're going to love this I think like um you know when you meet someone's parents you go this is where you ████ got it from yeah I live with his dad oh yeah and you know
11:06 his mom is like I love her dude she is ████ hilarious but like I think it's one of those it's funny to you but not to the sun cuz of how she just dude she'll come up with some crazy ████ like she somehow had it in her mind that I was an orphan cuz she's never met yeah that's right yeah and she's never met my mom Bart's met my mom all this stuff and then by the time she came came around I think my mom just moved back to Japan and then so somehow she thought that I was abandoned since child birth I was on my own and she was like you poor thing you could call me Mom now and I'm all like I just met you lady what the ████ and then she goes it's okay like I'm your mommy you can say Mommy so even though you're reminding her that you have a mom she's
11:56 still not I was like I have a mom no yeah I was like it's okay I have a mom and then she goes no no no no no you've been abandoned like literally like when she has an idea and it's set and this is her world you can't talk her out of it damn sort of like Bart with business yeah but then again her she I mean think about it dude her heart is so big that she's out here trying to adopt me and by the by the way I'm like 1920 at this time I'm not a ████ kid you're old tell her that but not big enough to wear can keep his presence yeah 19 20 years old so so I'm just like dude you're okay I'm I guess I'm your son and she goes you could call me Mommy now you could call me Mommy you call me Mommy next time like like all right the ████ is she really as like nuts as he
12:48 makes her sound like socially is she like uh does it does it trip out the like you can detect that she's kind of I don't think she's nuts or is she normal in the way that I think she delusional a little bit but like I've met crazy people and I think his mom is like uh what do you call it when someone is like um they get something in their head and they just believe that in nothing like stubborn yeah so she's like she's like she really believes something that's all that exists but it it doesn't seem too off it's just a little like exaggerated like my situation I can see how it kind of rolled into that idea of like oh your mom went back to to Japan oh well you must have been abandoned and then it's like no we still talk like every week and she's just moved but she won't listen to that and I think the
13:38 stubbornness is what adds to the delusion cuz when she has an idea she's not listening you know how it's usually the opposite like when someone's like if I was describing my parents and I make them sound crazy when you meet them you'll be like they seem fine but then like some dudes who just be like oh my mom's the best and then you meet them and they seem like a stage one mom or some ████ like too much AB it's like the opposite usually that's like my nieces and nephews when they meet my dad or when they're like loving on my dad I'm like you don't know who this man used to be you don't know you haven't seen what he's done yeah it's like Bart's dad with ta oh yeah exactly what the hell that's the thing about bart though I think of all the people that I know I think if Bart wanted to he could just ████ take over the world like he could he could be as big as like someone like the rock if he really wanted to but for
14:28 whatever reason he's deserved enough to not do that you know what I mean thankfully yeah like you're talking about like he could be a ego maniac and like he could know I mean he could really he could I think deterministically do whatever the ████ he wants like if he wanted to he could be like as big as somebody like the rock if he really wanted to you know what actually um surprised me recently he told me that we all have this image of him being this like super disciplined guy right and he act and he told me that um it's only in Fitness that shows up so he goes if I didn't have you guys to be like on top of something and feel obligated cuz I don't want to let you down he goes like everything that I've pursued on my own he goes I get bored or like I don't stick with it and he goes there's a lot of things that maybe I i'
15:19 I've dabbled into but he goes I can't I just don't have the discipline for it so he's like this image that you guys have of me it's only because of Fitness I've just been so diligent with that one thing where like everything else he goes yeah get really hype into it and then I'll go on this other thing and this other thing so I was like oh ████ I had no idea I just thought like you had this personality trait where like you just stick through especially when he makes schedules for himself and stuff but see even when you say that I have to just don't believe it cuz right if I if we're doing a JK and I know that Bart's going to be there like for example last night I knew not to worry about it so I had my phone on sound on so I could hear my alarm but if I know Bart's going to be there there's a possibility he's texting us at 3:45 in the morning for whatever reason cuz he's waking up that early cuz he's working out he's of ████ so like that's what I
16:10 mean the guy is just like I've seen so much evidence of him just being this dialed in ████ robot guy yeah that I don't even know if I believe what you just said but when he when he said it it made sense to me because it's it's true outside of Fitness what have you seen outside of Fitness that he's like not that okay so outside of Fitness everything else isn't a priority so like let's say um even his own passions in pursuing maybe film making or whatever he's he wants to really get into he feel like that becomes like a side project like he might get into it for a little bit but then he'll be like well I got this Fitness thing I have to do so that would be the peak of his his discipline it's always for Fitness First oh got it the second thing might be like I don't want to let you
17:01 guys down so I'm going to show up for JK and do this and X Y and Z but then it's not necessarily something that it's his Peak priority or what he really wants to do but he doesn't want to let us down so this is what keeps him going with the discipline or else he would have let go a long time ago but then when it comes to his own desires like let's say if he wants to launch a book or do something or pursue his gun training and Go full force he never lets himself Go full force and and neglect everything else got it yeah um so I I I thought that was really interesting because I thought he got so many hobbies right that I thought that he was approaching all of that with the same level of obsession and discipline and whatever and it's actually not it just looks like that on the surface I think for Bart I to me
17:51 yeah I see that he's like a creature of habit in a lot of ways but I think for him what I learned about bart is is like he just organized and he just knows exactly what he wants like you said like the prior the way he prioritizes everything he goes all right this is what I'm going to do right now and there's always like he's always doing a couple things in the background and it's like very scheduled to be the most effective yeah exactly like it's optimized in a lot of ways so in a lot of ways I know exactly what you mean where it's like it's how he does everything you know and it's like he understands logically like oh I can't give enough time to this so I'm just not going to do it as much or I'll just do it like a little bit but then you see how he how organized he is and I'm like damn like in a lot of ways I'm like yeah if this fool wanted to be the freaking the next Rock he could definitely I but he just like he's like i' just rather be a cool ass dad like and that's what he's
18:41 going all in on he like oh yeah he's just going all in on his kid and his you know his family so I'm like oh yeah that's prioritized and I think before the before ta he would have he would have said that's what he wanted exactly right like yeah he said his his his goals changed after taica but um that yeah that routine stuff is all his dad his dad was able to operate without a calendar W and then like he would be like every Tuesday when when I live with them would be like carpet cleaning day or like every and then it would be like every Thursday second week of the month there would be like something some routine would go down so I'd have to remember to like make sure that I have things on top of my bed or whatever and I'm like how the ████ does he remember all of this ████ without a calendar he just remember and then likeing Bart would just call him up and say hey like
19:31 I'll have dinner with you um 2 months from now on this date he would just remember that dude the most Bart ████ ever been yeah I think he got that routine kind of his dad is hella OCD look how in the schedule he twice me and Anthony me and Anthony wanted to take him out for his birthday yeah but we couldn't even work it out we had to take him out two weeks after his birthday and we scheduled it a month in advance that's the most ████ Bart he is yeah he's just Bart no I mean so if he's like his dad when he's in his 70s we just got to keep him away from Home Depot D that was coming there it is just got to keep him out of there we're taking him there the ultimate test yeah I like Home Depot we're taking him there you like I like make him faces Nemesis the whole schedule B is a new thing too what's that the schedule B is a new thing
20:23 really new as in like I didn't he wasn't like that in college
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