0:00 As dudes, is it strange if you know your homies' birthdays? >> Like memorized? >> Yeah. >> Like if you make it a point to memorize them or if you just happen to know >> If you happen to know off the top of your head like your homie's birthday. >> just happen to know it, there's nothing wrong with that. >> I think it depends on the circle you're in. So in my college homie circle, we had one guy that was very very thoughtful. >> Are you talking about Mike? >> Yeah. >> Cuz he was always like, "Hey, his birthday's coming up. We want to do something?" >> And not only was he uh remember the birthday, he picks up on the little things. So he'll just like hear like let's say one homie mention like, "Oh man, I can't wait to get exhaust for my truck or whatever." And behind the scenes he'd be like, "Can you put like 50 bucks out? You 50 bucks, 50 bucks." And they'll like compile like $300. And then for the homie's birthday, he buys them the exhaust exact exhaust he wants. >> Damn, that's really thoughtful. >> And that made me go, "Oh, cool. What a really good friend." >> So you kind of thought like I should be a cooler friend. >> Yeah. >> Interesting. >> In that group specifically, I remembered
0:50 everyone's birthday because of that. >> know people in this room's birthday? >> Only Joe's. >> Exactly. I don't think I know anybody's birthday. >> know how I know your birthday? It's on the calendar. >> Smart. >> Someone back in the day put on the JK calendar all the birthdays. I don't know who. >> You know what I'm so grateful for? Is for whatever stupid reason we're considered celebrities to some people for some stupid reason. I don't even agree with it, but I can just Google most of us for on celebrity birthdays and like I can just know when our birthday is. >> I think mine's wrong on there. >> Mine's too. >> Which is kind of cool. I like it like that. I'm like, "This This will be wrong." >> Nice. >> They can't find who the real me is. >> You think that though? Okay. >> I think it's a thoughtful thing for sure. Like uh at the end of the day like a loser like me celebrates his own birthday. It's also because my loser friends also are capable of celebrating their birthdays and that's the joy of it. So we spend time knowing that that's the excuse for us to get together and celebrate something.
1:40 >> Yeah. I like that. >> So that's why it's in the calendar. Like I told him he was trying to schedule August, JK, and I was like, "This weekend is Mike's birthday. All I know is it's 40th. He ain't going to say ████ I just know something's going to go down." >> Are you going to plan it for him? >> No, because his uh well, I'm sure this video will come out too soon and he won't watch it, but his wife uh is already working on some stuff with all of us. But like for that reason it's like yeah, I better know that what his birthday is so I stay available because we have to be so like forward thinking with our schedules that are not normal. It's not like we have a 9-5 that's always consistent so we know how to work around it. It's like I don't know when something's going to drop in so I'm going to plan for something that is not planned. >> Fair. >> But I could also see if we're in a group of like coal miners if anyone even says the word birthday then you're called a ████ >> That's fair.
2:30 >> I think it depends on the on the on the >> Yeah, luckily we're not coal miners [laughter] Bart. >> It's true. >> What if coal miners actually have the sickest birthdays? >> I know, right? CUZ >> [laughter] >> IT'S LIKE THEY MIGHT NOT KNOW if they're going to die tomorrow. So what if they party ████ hard every year? >> But what I do look forward to for our birthdays is Texas de Brazil though. >> Oh, that's nice. >> Cuz I don't go there regularly. >> No, I don't go there at all unless it's our traditional thing. >> nice ritual, yeah. >> It's sick. We never used to do that too so I'm glad we have a thing. >> that become a thing? >> I think Anthony probably did it. Like we should do that. >> even done it for like three, four years. >> It was two years ago and we started it with Bart. It was me, Anthony, Bart. And then >> Bart Anthony idea he probably like was the one who did >> I said I said we should take Bart out for his birthday and then he wanted to take out Texas de Brazil and then that just slowly became a thing. >> Cuz remember the first time was just us three. >> I'm usually I get called gay for thinking it's your birthday. >> No, it was your birthday.
3:20 >> Thank you. >> It was your birthday. >> Thank you. >> You're going to say he ████ a lot of strippers and stuff at >> I never say stuff like that. I never ever say that. >> Thoughtful and nice that was that he did that. >> today is a hit piece, man. >> No, I'm saying I'm actually >> No, I I get it. I get No, I know. I know. I know. I get it. >> something sweet. I'm being thoughtful. >> You got my back with sandpaper though, brother. >> [laughter] >> It wasn't intentional. >> Every video with that you're like, all right, so here's the topic. I'm like, how is he going to spin this to just be an attack on Anthony? >> That's ridiculous. >> Birthdays? He surely can't get Anthony with that. >> I can't believe I'm being gaslit. >> For the for that reason though, I also know that Ryan's birthday is Gemini June. And and I'm like, all right, cuz we're going to share Texas de Brazil together. >> When's my birthday? >> When we go to Texas de Brazil for your birthday. >> [laughter] >> What happened? >> Do you know what month it is? >> I know that it's after Bart's,
4:11 eventually. >> Yeah, true. >> And I also know >> Bart's is this month, right? >> No, that's not the end of the year. >> It's November, but >> You know what's confusing? There's two birthdays on the calendar and I always every year have to ask him which one is the right one. >> Oh. >> It's like November, early November or late November. >> You ask every year, you don't decide to delete that one when you're wrong that one time? >> I don't have control of the master ████ account. >> JK thing ever. >> That's so true though. >> That's so JK. >> I don't know who has the password. >> to log into the the YouTube and and it was sending notifications of phones I don't even know who it belongs to. >> [laughter] >> It goes to Ryan's phone, did you know that? >> Yeah. Yeah, you told me. >> Then how didn't you know it goes to my phone? >> I don't know. I don't even know how I don't know. >> That's the way everybody's been doing it since I came on. >> I don't even know how I don't know you don't know. >> We [laughter] have seven ████ emails. Seven plus emails that
5:02 we didn't set up. >> That's true. >> Well, there's been a lot of editors and every time a new editor comes they have to that I get the same notification and I have to tell them it's okay. >> It's incredible. I don't know why it became me, but it just happened. >> That's ████ boring. The funny part though is we don't have access to our own company accounts. >> Yeah, it's been pretty fascinating. I'm glad Crypto Corner at least knew the Patreon got deleted or I don't know when we would have found out. >> Well, cuz it used to run a certain way and then so we gave people the authority to make emails to run accounts or whatever, but then when the company started shrinking, people don't tell us what happens where. >> We never asked. >> There wasn't a master email that allowed those accounts? >> I don't even know how Gmail works, man. >> One to another to the another to the another to the another. And then [laughter] remember when Gmail used to be free? And
5:53 now you got like Google server or whatever the ████ I don't know. IT'S JUST ████ >> [laughter] >> I I HONESTLY I ACTUALLY COMPLETELY understand in sense because our entire China division was our our social media everything was ran by a team for Kinjaz, but our partner when they went bankrupt and they closed down, the people who were employees of that company who were running those social accounts who also got let go and therefore didn't have amicable ties to the situation now hold our accounts hostage. >> Oh, they're they're actually maliciously holding them? >> Ours not malicious, but it's something like that where it's like accordion, you know? No, we just have to hit up a people that we knew and be like is this your number? Is this your number? But you don't want to talk to ████ anymore. >> In a language you can't ████ talk in. >> You don't. >> and ████ Ryan. And he's still with
6:44 us. >> [laughter] >> And ████ But that's like two out of the seven. >> And yet you can't figure out how to take off Bart's second birthday. That's wrong. >> Yeah, which master account is that one? >> I'm not even >> Just Kidding Films. >> I'm not even a in a created account. I just am logged into the main account. That's what Michael gave me when I first came on. So I'm just logged into it. That's why when you're trying to log into it from another one. >> Who needs an email anyway? >> I'm glad he's alive. >> I'm just glad that you guys are the bosses and you can't log into your own ████ >> [laughter] >> You think ████ Jeff Bezos logs into his ████ emails? >> That's That's why I don't log out. >> He doesn't He doesn't log into Amazon. >> Think that Jeff Bezos has proven that he's probably pretty on top of his ████ >> No, Jeff Bezos does not log into his own emails. >> Jeff Bezos doesn't have Chinese guys holding his ████ hostage either, right? >> Jeff Bezos just ████ on his
7:34 wakeboard. >> Jeff Jeff Bezos is on his wakeboard with his ████ big titty wife. >> Jeff Bezos [laughter] Jeff Bezos is just winging it over there, you think? >> Jeff Jeff Bezos is ████ too busy. >> Too busy. >> Too busy on his ████ yacht. ████ with a with a hot Latina anchor. >> Jeff Bezos literally made the richest woman in the world. >> Damn, ain't that crazy? >> he's trying to log into his Amazon account and he's like, "Oh, f███." And the notification is going to some random email. >> Nope. He's got 10 people for that. Dude, he's actually got a thousand people to check emails for him. >> What do you think? >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> I think he could probably log into his own ████ >> I >> I think he's proven that he's pretty good at business. >> No. Well, that's why he doesn't do any of it. If you're good at business, you don't ████ need a phone. >> He could probably go to the login department of his office and go, "Log me in." >> And the guy's >> That's why Jeff is so good at business.
8:24 That's why he don't do anything. >> [laughter] >> Jeff Jeff Bes- JEFF BES- >> [laughter] >> JEFF >> JEFF BEVIN. >> JEFF BEZELS. [laughter] >> All right. >> Jeff Bethells. >> Bezzlebub. >> ████ >> Jeff Bezos. >> Neve Campbell. >> [laughter] >> He can't even check his own emails? >> What he does is he doesn't talk to customer support. He walks into Google himself and says, "Hey, I lost my phone." >> for [laughter] me. >> You think Jeff Bezos is trying to log into his schedule or thing and he's like, "Oh, ████ I can't even change a birthday in here." >> No, because he has an assistant doing it for him. >> Jeff Bezos is like, "Hey, Elon. I got two birthdays for you. Which one's the one? I don't know how to take it off though." >> Or I could Google it. >> So, when you guys ask like when you hit me up and you text me and you go like, "Hey, what's the password to this thing?" And if I send it to you,
9:16 3 years later and you ask for it again, did you write it anywhere? Or did you just like >> I got all the passwords. >> [laughter] >> This ████ has zero passwords. >> I'm just curious like if you >> I got the passwords. >> Okay. >> I got it. >> Okay. Okay. >> don't have is the ████ second verification check cuz it goes to someone's phone that I don't [laughter] even recognize. So, I'm trying to log into the account and it just said and I'm asking 10 people, "Is this your phone number? Is this your phone number?" >> That says, "Try another way." >> Yeah, it goes that's where it goes. >> the other way. >> You think Jeff Bezos doing that ████ >> Nope. >> He has a secretary. >> Exactly. >> Then what happens is if he ends up doing the try another way or whatever forget password and he changes it, then it ████ my login up. And then I'm like, "What happened?" And so I do it and I change password and then it ████ his
10:06 login up and then so everyone's logins are all ████ >> How have we lasted this long? It's unreal. It's so cool. >> That's what I'm telling you. You don't need a login to emails to run a business. Isn't this proof? >> All right, you're you're not wrong. >> Good point, though. >> focus on is just trying to MAKE SOME MONEY. >> [laughter] >> I WAS OUT >> LOGGING IN THE EMAIL DON'T PAY THE BILLS, BRO. >> YOU GOT ME BACK IN. I was out now I'm back. >> This ████ Stevie said, "All day." >> Dude, okay. Don't give away all your secrets. >> Yeah, Joe. Jeez, that's free business advice. People should be paying for this ████ >> some money. >> [laughter] >> It's all we try to do here, man. >> Don't be wasting time logging in. Make money. >> Bro, you don't need a login to make some money, bro. The ████ >> It's so sick, dude. Remembering passwords and ████ dude. >> You think Jeff Bezos would have been who he is today if he ████ kept trying to
10:57 log into emails? >> No. >> He's selling ████ on Amazon, dude. >> Bezos one day he's like, "Ah, ████ I deleted Amazon." He's like my He's like He's like my my my manager deleted Amazon on accident. >> [laughter] >> And he's like, "Ah, ████ How do I get Amazon back?" >> See? >> [laughter] >> And you know that ████ You know why I still can't log into Patreon? Cuz the person that was helping me went on ████ vacation, dude. >> That's why. >> In the middle of it. And they just emailed me back and said, "Sorry, it must be frustrating trying to log back into your account. Unfortunately, I was on a 4-day ████ leave. Damn, they didn't even write you back. They had AI do it. >> Damn. >> It must be frustrating to be in this situation right now. I do apologize. >> Totally right for feeling frustrated. I get that. >> You know how ████ easy it is driving
11:48 me crazy right now? When they got our account back in back and ready to go, right? Their engineer left their email as the ████ verification email. I kept asking everybody, "Whose ████ email is this?" I had to deduce that ████ Tell their customer service, "Are you sure that email doesn't belong to someone in your internal team?" And then they first told me to ████ wipe cookies and I said, "No, double-check with your ████ team." And then they responded back, "You were right. It it it happens to be one of our support engineers that ████ used it to temporarily log in." >> You know what that means if you're talking to somebody that high up is you had to escalate escalate escalate escalate through all the ████ people who don't have answers for you. >> Jeff Bezos don't got to do that.
12:39 >> Jeff Bezos don't have to do any of that ████ >> The way you said that they told you to wipe cookies sounds like when someone says to go kick rocks. >> Exactly, dude. >> Hey, go wipe cookies. >> My my brother does IT. He says his job all day is just to tell people to reset their modem. >> Cookies ain't going to solve a ████ email I don't know whose email this is. >> Well, how did that happen in the first place? Because I don't think anyone even understands. >> What do you mean? >> Like this whole debacle with with the Patreon cuz we're starting the story like no one has context of what even happened. >> People out there know that the Patreon died out. They they I don't know where they're like, "What the f███?" It's back. It got deleted. We we we got it back. >> So the Patreon mistakenly got deleted for a second. >> is doing this stupid thing where they're merging all of their accounts in one. Stupid, yes. >> I created an account a couple accounts under the master account of Just Kidding News
13:29 because I want to browse porn. And um you know, the [laughter] the manager I was following my own specialties and I said, "You know what? I don't use this account." So, the So, the manager of the account um was like, "Hey, uh they're they're doing this thing." And I was like, "Oh, ████ I got the email. Yeah, they're doing this thing. They're merging it all." And I was like, "Well, I don't want that to happen. So, just ████ close that sub-account." They sent in the request and they thought that it meant to close the whole entire account. >> That's so bad. >> So, it's your fault, Joe. >> It's cuz you watch porn on >> [laughter] >> on Patreon. That's the most JK thing ever. I ████ love this company.
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