0:00 [Music] so what do you guys fear when you're on an airplane ████ crashing crashing crashing nothing getting sucked out the side of the airplane yeah actually my my scariest fear is like not only when we're crashing but if we're in one of these these modes oh yeah and then it's literally like right when the ████ seatbelt sign goes off so i'm like hell yeah ████ and then i go like this and i'm ████ flying down the ████ hallway all right i die before the plane even crashes oh yeah oh yikes that's my damn you would have to fall so uninterrupted for a long period i'm ████ buying economy dude i'm ████ like row 50 and ████ you're falling to your desk if i was in first class i'd be right here and just go pink yeah you know first class you just fall two feet you'll end up at
0:50 the cockpit yeah do you ever feel when you're walking by people in first class like they're judging you and you're like ████ you back piece of ████ because cause because when i'm in first class i'm judging those people that walk back yeah that's what i do too when i did it i was like ah the pheasants and the back pores in the back don't use my ████ back what's the scariest part of crashing or like statistically is when you land oh absolutely yeah yeah so when you land the wheels all okay ████ up and ████ and the ████ plane gets all you're just like oh i'm gonna live no and then they catch us on fire and ████ like that so so something that i think is another terrifying thing that i think about when flying is like what if something happened and like hadn't had nothing to do with the plane mechanics or anything but like bird hits the plane or some ████ or yeah some some kind of something hits the plane and rips a ████ hole in it and then we're ████ the monkey
1:40 on the way that's pretty scary yeah classic that's scary ████ sometimes i think about that yo i went down this weird rabbit hole right so there's like a there's like a channel that has that makes documentaries about planes ████ up like a full-on full-on dock about why this plane ████ blew up in the sky why this one ████ crashed whatever right and then searching pornhub again and then why like all this stuff was developed to fix that ████ but there's this one plane that was going to ████ australia it was one of those double decker ████ like yeah big air buses those jumbo ones right and then they showed that there was a malfunction in like this this ████ it was it was like what do you call it like those gimbal no like like uh uh turbine merry-go-round no it's like a latch at the very top of
2:31 the plane it looked like a ████ sunroof oh it's like oh oh never mind never mind i thought were you talking about the turning things but those are usually antennas for those giant planes yeah that's yeah but it was like a weird sunroof on top of a plane right right this thing unlatched in the middle of the ████ like air and then uh a flight attendant oh my god no no but when she got stuck because she was fat ass thank god i don't really know but she got stuck there but that pressure ████ up the inside pressure and made it into like a bomb and it exploded the plane whoa yeah what so because she was fat the plane exploded but i don't know she was fat it was just a small hole and she was the one that got sucked into it and in that body pressure imagine being ████ smashed like crazy and then that pressure yeah you pop it and it also
3:21 popped open the plane oh holy ████ yeah this is why i don't watch videos like that well i got a hell of a story for you okay let's do it oh thank you passengers we're flying on a plane having no idea that they were flying for 14 hours with a huge hole in the side of it oh well and they survived they survived they have no idea it was a one million case where as they were departing the one of the tires had um kicked up some some ████ into the side of the plane and ████ ripped a hole in it but it happened it happened on on the part of the plane that didn't affect the cabin at all it didn't affect the flight so it's like on the bottom cargo or whatever yeah it's like in this little ████ area got lucky little ████ area whoa that's crazy that's huge it's concerning yeah bro that's like a fat lady could
4:11 get sucked right into it do you think going at like 400 or 500 miles an hour that hole would cause some crazy damage or turbulence right what a testament to engineering of this plane legit bro oh that's one story i saw though everyone a lot of people survived it landed but the whole ████ plane looked like a convertible where the top was ripped off oh my god but everyone's surviving so people are sitting there with no talk yeah yeah that's kind of imagine how loud that is because that top blew up so some people flew out of it some people did you say it was a double decker does that mean a whole second story like it was yeah it was ████ ripped and do you think that the boards were on the bottom the boards were winning the poor's definitely back of the plane in the middle of the plane we're good man ████ we gotta stay in economy guys dude emergency row mercy rose lit that's what i'm like yo it's a game changer i'm
5:01 rich ████ yeah that's that's first you get all this legroom like this unless unless you have like a backpack that's just a ████ yeah so i was on a flight and then like we got the we got first class for some reason like the the flights were like copped or whatever so then we got the front row oh wow richie ████ rich richie ████ rich it's a business trip so we got the front row the front row of first class ████ sucks because there's nothing to put your like stuff under so you so there so you know how like even in the economy section you can put your like backpack underneath the like front seat so i put my backpack on the overhead and then my backpack has like a water bottle slot and i have this big heavy like hydro flask it ████ fell out hit the little old guy in the foot like also in first class i am so sorry and then i just had to sit
5:52 with that with the rest for the rest of the flight and then when we landed my friend went up to get my backpack oh no it came out again no way did it hit the guy again it didn't hit him but it hit the floor and i was like ████ i have so much anxiety right now i just need to get the ████ off this plane yeah first row of ████ first class sucks ass sucks ass first roll first class i love hearing rich people problems from ryan one of two times i've flown first class dude ryan's like we got problems too actually but only in the first row is anything ever like crazy happening you guys while you guys are flying where you guys actually question like are we gonna be okay yeah um it was a it was a winter in beijing and it was like ████ crazy like winter storm ████ going on and it was the first time when the the pilot tried to land
6:43 and then went back up into the sky and we had to do a loop and that i was just like dude you ████ chinese driving ass ████ you better hit this you better do this right did they say anything after the man and then the turbulence was nuts so like i don't i don't remember what was like being said because i just remember saying like why are we not landing right now like we're dipping and then the wheels are touching and ████ now like whatever is like ████ weird and then we go back up and then like people were crying the turbulence was insane people were crying ████ dude ladies were ████ like wailing crying ████ things were shaking and ████ my friend the whole time is like i'm not gonna be able to ████ a hooker in beijing you know that's what he said he's like he's like quick he's like check me off i don't want to die without getting the nut off i was like damn dude that's crazy that was the scariest thing yeah yeah we're coming back from hawaii so we're
7:35 actually we're landing in hawaii it was my first time going the the ████ pilot is selling us credit cards yeah for way too long bro it was like hey man what are we doing here that's a nightmare it was like it was like 10 minutes and he kept saying like oh like he was like explaining the ████ deal yeah yeah yeah yeah if he had a hawaiian accent that would have been better but he even have only action come on dude we're about to land we hear a loud bang nice like a really loud bang and i was like what the ████ and then the cabin started filling up with smoke and the whole time i'm like tripping like am i ████ am air force one ████ so then we ████ it was and then we land and it was the bumpiest ████ landing i've ever experienced
8:26 and and then the pilot like mid commercial on this credit card it like kind of stops like he doesn't finish the ████ commercial and then just ████ lands and he goes hey guys uh we have a little bit of turbulence and we had some we have some smoke in the cabin so everyone just sit tight turbulence don't cause smoke dude and then the ████ police department is meeting us at the the landing point they come on the plane and they're like yeah everything's all good and then they just let us off they don't even tell us a ████ thing we don't even know how was it what was it do you think the pilots are ever like yeah so i'm not laying this ████ plane to get 50 signups that's an effective strategy daddy needs a bonus daddy's getting his bonus and i'm not leaving until we fight again were there any cairns or anyone like ████ tripping out and saying like what the ████ i think everybody was excited that we were laying in hawaii
9:16 oh everyone's just like we're in hawaii now it's the ladder let's let's go on with our vacation dude yeah that's the powerhole does it fill up with smoke where it's like people were coughing and ████ or it was like no i wasn't that bad like hazy yeah you see it come out and you're just like uh you're you're kind of panicking i'll trip the ████ out if i saw smoke in the cabin like that i thought we were gonna ████ die i was like dude even me captain cool i'd probably be freaking out yeah nice man here you guys gonna ████ captain cool you guys know captain cool you guys know i'm captain cool like you guys know that anytime ████ like that happens i always wish there's a chris tucker on the plane the commentary because for me like i'm not that expressive yeah but i feel it your eternal life i want someone to say someone something so someone else can do difficult yes if you have a chris tucker just ████ go on hand but what the
10:06 ████ it's ████ smell good i want somebody else to panic yeah yeah i know what i'm talking about like i might be panicking but if somebody else panics more then i realize i'm maybe not panicking that much and that makes me feel grounded me that makes me more anxious then i'm like dude shut the ████ up this is not gonna do anything right now you're just yelling at people i'd rather be mad at that than be worried about what's going on yeah that's an interesting thing that's an interesting way to divert your energy you guys land and then as soon as the plane don't collapse does do do you get pissed when everybody stands up yes yes especially the ████ people behind me to go get their ████ bags where the ████ do you think you're going i know like don't don't do that i'll ████ look and you know the etiquette like each role is supposed to unload first right but some dudes just ████ dark go to the front yeah yeah and it's like what the ████ and then people follow and you just like ████ i'm just gonna step up right now to be fair when i have to take
10:57 a huge ████ a dart oh because then otherwise i'm going to be like fatty i like farting and stuff like you should be like i gotta poop and then everyone will be like all right cool yeah i need a chris tucker friend to do that you know it was definitely i was on a flight where we landed in chicago in a really short layover and then the guy in the back was like hey guys i hate to do this but i'm trying to catch a flight my mom is dying right now like she's on the deathbed i got to go catch this other ████ flight and i was like go i'd be like no wait your turn my mom's dying too everyone's mom's dying technically
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