0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boards where we like to suck jesus who wasn't about it you didn't say it that was your idea and you just said your attack i didn't know we were gonna say together i thought you're gonna tell me to say what do we do and i said and i'll be like i like keep it in there here we go welcome back to careful boys where joe likes to suck on dick oh oh good yeah i mean we're down that's fine like that's totally fine man that's awesome hey that's awesome yeah it's better oh wait was that nick's line no i took your line sorry it's ████ up because you knew the prompter says nick and then it says yeah so yeah okay okay okay okay cut that one here we go yeah welcome back to careful boys where nick likes to suck dick hey oh wait because it rhymes with my knees really good nick sucks dick
0:50 okay hold on let's wait time let's try one more time but everybody says the same thing after i point to nick okay nick sucks my by the way nick is married to a woman and then everybody says sucks dick because it rhymes it rhymes no you're just tricking me but it was just a fraud under the hood it was all over zoom dude come on ████ see you guys nick likes to suck dick what's up segway i'm not i'm not saying it's you but i gotta share an interesting story so obviously you know you guys have been clowning me with the whole jabba no one clowns this is just truth it's just we're a sports team we like to ████ around nothing is meant to be taken oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm not going to do this it's cool guys i'm not offended no because if i see jab walks on the streets i'ma ████ them yeah dude i got your back i told you we have to
1:40 fight them when we see them i got your back just the way i didn't have two drive-bys for you dude [Laughter] dude he tagged up the store he shot up mgm accidentally killed tupac all right again so uh i was teaching this class on monday right this is where it comes from i was teaching this class on my day and then you know after you teach class uh you know some of us are fortunate enough to stick around and and talk to a couple people that you know want to take classes and there's one kind of um semi awkward dude who uh chills at the at the back and he waits for everybody to finish the thing right so literally by the end of everybody going out taking photos it's just me and this dude in the in the room he comes up to me and he doesn't do what anybody else does he's just kind of like hey man i was cool man i was like all right thanks dude and then he's like um can we take a photo i'm like yeah but everybody else took a photo with you you know like a
2:31 selfie and stuff so why don't we take one in the mirror i'm like okay sure let's let's innovate all right so we look at the mirror and he's like hey yo is it cool if i like you know flip it off and i'm like sure man like whatever so obviously like i was originally like you know just doing my kinder bag and he's like can i flip it off i was like oh sure yeah man so i think you want you to do it to her no no well i mean i just didn't i just didn't think about it and then i said he flips off right take the photo i'm like cool man thanks for coming class and then uh he tagged me later in the photo on ig stories text me this photo it's a photo of us in the mirror i'm standing there like this he's flipping off and then he writes he writes ████ jabberwockies on it this ████ yo that means he's a jk news fan that took your class probably doesn't even dance right we don't know he's a jk news
3:21 fan no no no no no no listen listen listen come on look listen listen come on what is what happened he ████ watched the show he planned this ████ out he probably doesn't even dance he went to go see your ass waited the whole entire time ████ sweating balls just so you could take that picture and say ████ jabbawockeez did he dance was he did he took the class he took a class the best part is please somebody just take that out of context and just have anthony saying ████ that boy it's so easy he's been so easy you used to have to take multiple clips of him in different shirts or something i got a question i got a question for you for two words why why are you upset with someone that got your back so hard yeah dude he ████ loves ninjas bro no no no so so anthony basically saying
4:12 like hey ryder dies like go ████ yourself no guys okay what are you really trying to say you got to clarify first of all you know okay to like multiple dance moves what do you want from us whether you follow jk news or not nothing nothing yet you know it might be funny it's all good innocent you know i'm very happy i don't know anybody that doesn't follow jk news that hates the job of walkies everyone loves the jabways of course of course they're probably listening to your trolling ass my crypto corners are like ████ jab blocks oh no stop it okay truth is the only reason why these guys say is because not true they love them right i literally will never go to jeff walker show in my life ever dude and i would protest outside of it we're gonna go next week actually i can't wait we have signs dude so of course this guy tags me in it i give you two guesses what the signs say i've been to the five of them every time
5:02 they have a different uh five shows so i i'm like i know why you guys need masks that's cause you're ashamed of yourself yeah i go there to heckle yeah it's cause you're ashamed of your dancing i'm messing this guy back and i literally say yo man i don't think that's cool to write that by the way yo keep the jokes in-house bro yes please that is the problem i think sometimes in all seriousness i think sometimes they get they feel so close to us that they forget that like too close yeah they're too close like yes you did hear the conversation but you're not really in the ████ job you can't just go out to your head it's a random strategy yes you can it's a ████ dance crew you guys are ████ stupid you can literally say ████ jabbawockeez as much as you want it's america
5:56 but i swear i did have the notion i had this random feeling not random this feeling of guilt i was like i need a ████ god jk needs to actually tell people straight yeah i actually really like the job oh please this is propaganda this was exactly this is exactly like ████ like probably six years or whatever the ████ when bart roasts me bart rose thank god to him i've never roasted you jokes about how we never won ████ right and now for three years second place which is i'm very proud of you guys hey dude second place is awesome yeah you said what you guys didn't even win hey dude silver is cool shut the ████ up people love it it's ethereum baby and then i got like three to four years three to four years of people commenting out of context or running up to me telling me about how i didn't win so i get i gave you people read up too i gave you interaction very good okay engagement it's called engagement
6:51 i think like we got to keep these jokes in house please you ████ bro i don't go outside of this place and say ████ jabbawockeez i do i like murder accounts i do i guess i'm right or died though you know what you guys could go tell anthony ████ jabberwockies but don't go publicly tell people and don't go tell don't go to other kenjas and say you guys were number two they don't ████ get the joke off the record is on the record as a careful i love the jabberwockies i've always been inspired by them but you know what it's her clip you know you know you know the ████ up ████ is is is your other members that don't know ████ about what's happening in this in this like they'll go to mike's song and then they'll be like you're number two and it's like he doesn't get the ████ joke he doesn't even know that ████ happens that ████ definitely i've
7:41 been in a group you've never been sad from something like that not mad he's angry korean dude he punched the guy in the face like what the ████ is happening like i apologize to him no no it's not it's not even like it's just more of those out of context right if like we're chilling in a group and then somebody comes up throws out the inside joke and then other kanjis are there they don't understand all the ████ like yo ████ just huh okay okay wait that's doable i dare be able to come up to us as a group if you say to me i'm like hi you're a jks fan it doesn't really hurt yeah but you come to me and a bunch of other kids they're gonna do it though ████ just i would crack up okay all right all right we do we have an alternative now what if fans come up to the kinjaz as a group and they go man ████ the jabberwockies would you guys all go that's whack dude that'd be wet what that's ████ hilarious that's your guy's inside joke between you guys you know that okay first of all
8:33 no are the rest of the kitchen what is that better ████ kendra's a ████ jab watch yeah which one do you want us to do because it's either one dude you can't you can't make us get rid of both you're gonna be a good leader you're gonna tell me why i should like the jabberwocky because so far i've just heard a bunch of hate the burden of proof is on you i just heard nothing but ████ handle the truth man yeah literally like all i've heard is how they're the s████████ dance crew they won't show their faces because they're ashamed of themselves that's all i've heard and they're a bunch of merch salesmen innovators of the game they barely have soup i heard yeah they have no soup that's us we don't have soup we're soupless noodles oh yeah you guys have superman just yesterday or last week you were talking about they don't have to make noodles i did say that outside this room sticks to the ████
9:24 kendra's narrative it saves my self-preservation and makes me wait what about your other kin just they start fun fam dude i say ████ the kendra don't ████ the other kin just how did the other kid just take it though when they get like random comments like that on their page or isn't there like 40 of you guys no i don't honestly i don't think honestly if a fan genuinely just went to like mike song's page and just said ████ ninjas and obviously he's not here all the time yeah honestly i would love mike to just rip that full ████ like it doesn't matter i'd be like hey jk fan get out of here dude like that's that's wrong because it's weird that's socially wrong you know what i'm saying socially wrong about it today's video is brought to you by upstart if you look at your credit card statement and you're like ah what the hell you are not alone that's why upstart is here to help you see the light at the end of the tunnel upstart is the fast and easy way to pay off all
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11:04 the record and don't forget to use that url so they know that we sent you loan amounts will be determined by your credit income and other certain information that you put on your loan application make sure you go to upstart.com off the record but they say to me yeah then i'm like yo i honestly look down like yo this is a jk fan like i i'll like it probably but if you say ████ jello this is a random public forum without context people don't understand what that is you know what i'm saying i think you're gonna spend ████ wasn't that the way public bathrooms are you go on the gas station they just have something on the wall i don't know what that means but it's there they also have a hole drilled so if you want to stick your dick in here just to a public bathroom well you said public forum you know so i'm like that's that's your public foreign public bathroom public forum glory hole if anything is a public bathroom i think
11:54 jk is and i stand proudly let's go yeah keep the riding in the bathroom you know what i'm saying this is literally the second time that i've had to come on here and talk about how the fans be going out of context your problem i have to say and i mean this as your friend i love you i really do love you um is that you had a plan today and we want to just wreck it and it really is that simple as a friend as soon as i see oh cool you wanted to build your little lego house ████ your lego wow again some more blind boy ████ dude hey what you didn't build a lego house what did you guys have couldn't afford it dude oh you guys asian kids had lincoln logs that was it yeah lincoln would you just get that lincoln get the ████ out here dude
12:45 we were ████ busy taking chopsticks and super gluing them together with elmer's glue or whatever i remember making a cabin out of chopsticks popsicle sticks yeah yeah popsicle sticks was also just a little bit chopsticks was easier and more accessible than you used to put your helix recruited legos just buy legos what the ████ are you talking about you can buy boxes of popsicle sticks just to even build a house the popsicle sticks came from like the nurse's office stole the popsicle sticks and then they're sucked that is right yeah because they do it oh yeah yeah true good house really understood why i don't know for the ton yeah so they can see your tongue depressor yeah so they can see the back of the throat see if it's inflamed or if they got you oh gosh i always remember just putting on ████ like little eyes that have the shaky pupils in them yeah oh yeah wiggly or uh googly eyes yeah googly eyes that's what it's called the point is
13:36 ████ hinges okay honestly though i think you have a really good sense of humor because i have buddies in the fitness realm so i had a buddy that worked for another company and i thought it would be funny because they were beefing with another company right so my buddy when we're at the fit expo i was like come over stand right here real quick and i know how bad the beef is like they ████ hate each other if they saw each other they would just start throwing wait what is fitness beef they're just like like your biceps not as big yeah we're not hot enough an example would be this an example would be this like let's say someone it actually invented something and patented it and that's part of their company another company just comes and rips and starts selling oh that's legit yeah yeah so there's like there's beef like like there's no i says and then i would get my buddy to stand at his boss's opposing company and do a quick real photo shoot and i would send it to his boss and like yo i don't know
14:27 what the hell this guy's doing [Laughter] the way you do props to you for having a good sense of humor one of my best pals his name is full mag on youtube now his name is richard ryan and he shoots ████ in slow motion like with 50 cows and all kinds of ████ super sick but there's another guy named fbs russia who was coming up in the game right i remember and then but fps russia used to live in georgia and he would ████ do all kinds of craziest ████ that was unsafe as ████ and then my friend richard was doing it right and like doing sick ████ but then this other guy was getting more views and so i used to call out fps russian at him every time and i'd be like richard ryan s███'s way
15:17 ████ better than fbs russia's doing hack ass ████ in georgia pretending like he's in la shack yeah yeah and he with a fake accent because he wasn't even really russian right what he wasn't even obvious back then even but but his fans were like what are you ████ talking about of course he's rushing i got a pajama i thought he was russian too until like this guy youtube we met him we were under the same network and then i was like oh ████ i've heard this nice guy went to jail he went to jail for having a fake accent no it's a bunch of other bunch of bunch of boys manager died or something i think it was like he committed suicide but no one knows this is escalating i know he went to jail for like it was like a marijuana position and like uh like i think there might have been some ffl issues because he had a bunch of like things you're not really supposed to have but like the the legalities of it were a little dubious there's a whole there's nobody you drove a tank through a mcdonald's drive through somehow
16:08 that's dubious as ████ the point is i have my burrows back yeah and so i understand the jk fan want to say yo ████ some jab walkies up okay because they're trying to have your back they love you dude this dude was probably not even a dancer he took your class and he waited hours through the ████ what what through the snow this is the only way we can salvage this your next dance class all of us collectively go go there and the whole time we're just yelling ████ jabba right that's your salvage plan yeah like so it's just us i want to get a ████ jabberwocky's dummy and light it on fire outside the king just laughs the only reason why this existing can be funny it still comes from and why i laugh is still the fact that they're my homies and i really really respect them but goddamn out of context i for sure
16:59 will by the end of this year have to apologize for something i swear to god jk fans going over there like do they know do they know yet i have no idea but that's the problem if there's something doesn't get pushed in more positive momentum i for sure i'm going to even start because we're trying to make anthony sweat dude we're going to make himself it started because they lost the jab walkies they started they lost right no they left the quest crew we lost the quest crew ████ quest crew wait what were we doing ████ quest crew oh hey my bad guys i'll take the blunder on this one this one's on me i'll take full blame jabbawockeez i'm sorry we're trying to make anthony sweat hey but also ████ the chat milwaukee's dog we're doubling down and quest crew dude first of all javelin it's funny because we have quests coming up in here
17:49 wait so ryan mate is quest group i've been helping him with crypto ████ ryan mma i'm never i'm gonna tell him to buy some stupid ████ like sheep he takes it he'll buy it too he buys whatever the ████ i say beatrix was quest too he's stupid ████ he gets rich as ████ because that what happened to ryan anime that would happen to ryan anything that guy touches the goal of this ████ guy he's talented yeah right so he's so yeah he's with the talented crew like that you guys thought you were really going to win by the way i have to say no you can't even you have a straight face in all honesty i do have to say the quest is ████ amazing those guys know how to ████ dance dude i'm like they don't need to go and so you think you kiss because they can dance so you know you can dance
18:50 we got your back so hard we have your back bro all right yeah yeah we're you ride or die dude like we just want to fight give him somebody to fight then it's for sure ████ questions these ████ ████ beat me in abdc ████ those people yo anthony said both ████ jab walking and we got the bingo baby it's over all right next next time next careful boys we're going to invite a jabberwocky and then we're going to have to settle the beef here yeah i don't even know what they look like they wear masks they're cowards bro you're getting a random filipino guy it's like he's the devil yeah i'm filipino with a weird haircut that's quest group that's question yeah ryan anime is a job walking too isn't he i don't let you say ryan anime ryan anime i think he is a jabberwocky he has his name ryan anime
19:41 ry anime ryan may right and oh no you're the difference dude it's ryan anime bro how do you spot a jabberwocky man probably wearing a white mask is it like uh probably running from a lady [Laughter] do they smell like cigarettes like how do i how do i tell them from other people a filipino guy smells like cigarettes or something he's got the sickest shoes for sure he's got something he's got a bucket hat no he had one of these yeah yeah you got a bunker hat you got a real dope style shoes scuffle shoes i think he has a little mask on the back because they won't represent that air can we end this article yet no we have 30 seconds 30 seconds dude get it all out guys this is our last time
20:32 that's how dedicated our fans are dude they ████ took a dance class so they could take a picture with this fool and say ████ jeff and he hadn't even planned out to flip off the ████ and he deceived it thought of this dude and anthony's like you know what i'm gonna do i'll go on jk and i'll lecture them about this in front of the group who literally can't wait to put a ████ hammer ball-peen hammer to your balls every single time you show your face here we will ████ hammer your balls like that i do have to say though that ████ is because we're friends all of you guys out there that don't ████ know him ████ that's wild right that's the best way to say it that's wild that is why that's spicy ████ because you guys gotta cut that out man i know it's like spicy spicy food dude
21:23 if you get ████ up that's not on us man what's your final words to the fans watching ████ the fans sorry job in advance i'll talk to you guys later so defeated [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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