0:00 it's undetermined what ignited the fire was it a Kia slam it was not a Kia you just slandered a company and you're gonna get sued you idiot Nick what do you what are you we're probably gonna get sued soon too [Music] there was a Florida woman and she has been arrested and charged after she she gets out of her car right and she leaves her kids inside the car right she has a couple kids in there all right and she goes into it Dillard's do you guys know what a Dillard's is yeah yeah it's a department store all right and she's in there with an unknown man and she shoplifting ████ for like an hour with him with the guy yeah and she's just like scooping ████ up putting her ████ purse putting under her ████ shirt and all kinds of stuff right and then when she leaves the store
0:53 she had the damnedest surprise and found out that her car had been engulfed in flames and completely emulated yeah why because were they like I'll show you the steel and then they were burning her car down no oh the card like just engulfed in flames somehow yeah so she was doing like a grab-and-go and then she was standing there with all the loot and she's like my ghetto hey car's on fire yeah was she more bummed about that or her car was on fire or was it because her kids were I think because her kids were in there oh but it was oh they're her kids were in there kids were in there dude many kids were in there many kids many kids how many kids would you say like hers and her it says two two kids that's a that's a sick ass loss prevention tactic so check this out that's so ████ up the kids have Burns right that sucks but they lift oh oh good good thankfully
1:44 because some nice people who are walking by saw her car on fire and saw the kids inside oh they got him out yeah they got them out oh so they were like locked in they were locked in there for an hour she's doing a grab and go it took an hour long that's not quite a crap that's a shopping go dude she's definitely checking out items before she steals geez she was probably at like she was really shopping putting it in the cart and then she was ready to go and then she just ran out like do I want to steal this that is sometimes something you consider I don't know if that ever happened to you but like let's say I go somewhere I need to get something real quick I'm like I could just run in real quick for literally 30 seconds leave taika here with the AC on keys in whatever but then you're like but this is when crazy ████ happens like people just jump drive the car go so like that's actually what happened we did a JK news where a guy
2:36 jumped in the car because the keys were in it he left and he came back because there was a kid in the back and if he dropped off the kid and he scolded the dude and he got in the car and he drove off again honor among Thieves what are the chances you know I'm literally gonna go inside grab this thing and then take off I think I was actually getting like a tiger's uh prescription yeah and I know the pharmacy owner so it's gonna be fast I already prepaid through whatever it's just gonna literally be 30 seconds but I'm still like better to keep the chance at zero yeah yeah just because Anything could happen at that time I like the guys like be a better ████ dad dude yeah it's back in the stone vehicle like this you know what this is a car back yeah [Laughter] five minutes yeah God damn it I had to buy batteries
3:28 so now that she got stop taking your wallet all right she's got some burn kids now just some bird kids got arrested too she got arrested for neglect aggravated child neglect and arsons yeah um it's undetermined what ignited the fire was it a Kia slam it was not a Kia you just slandered a company and you're gonna get sued you idiot Nick what have you done we're probably gonna get sued too I thought you got my back dude damn dude um she was also facing four additional charges of Penny theft battery and assault from previous incidents it wasn't her first time okay that was a surprise for me personally but does that matter for for crimes of this nature um yes okay yes you know it's one of the sickest things about Porsches they all come with a little fire extinguisher and
4:19 you're like what the ████ are you gonna use this but then like sometimes I I think it might be handy to have one have you guys ever had to use a small fire extinguisher before never you know there's barely anything in that ████ yeah I don't even know how to use it don't even bother with that ████ I've had to put fires out done that's it yeah it's barely anything so what do you just spray on your face you don't use it once so that's the most important yeah I'm good yeah [Laughter] ████ that's why they always say just get a full size that says a lot about the type of people who drive that ████ though yeah Porsches well yeah they're like there's don't weren't as many fire extinguishers inside because we know you guys like the gun and around you know what I mean like look what happened with Paul Walker dude that guy like zero to ████ 120 yeah hey the kid the guy who was driving like into a ████ embankment driving yeah a tree yeah yeah bro that's scary what kind of
5:11 car was he driving Porsche 911 because you which Porsche did you have it's 911 and it came with a little a lot of them come with this where was I think all of them was it in like the passengers it's in a cool place like it's built into the car so it looks built and then some of them like it matches like the theme of the car so some of them will be like yellow if like the calipers are yellow or whatever like they make it cool it was a Carrera GTR retractment statement okay of course a Porsche Carrera GT that's a pretty hardcore one those are pretty fast yeah this ████ is a grande coffee dude there's nothing in it oh like a small one because I've had to put it homeless fires out in the alley like outside my studio and that's all I had and I'd saved it for this moment I was like I'm gonna be a hero to the neighborhood [Laughter] so what you do just start peeing on the fire no I tried put it on another way I used it up and like yeah there was some in it it the fire got low for a second
6:02 and it just got bigger so I had to go inside and get the full size the real one yeah oh that's yeah but them small things are just like for looks what's the fastest you guys have gone in a car and the Miata dude when I when you're driving when you're the one driving yeah dude I've I've been like I've I've taken to like 105 bro do you drive pretty fast no I drive a little girl really dude I got my license suspended when I was uh 17 for going 115. it was suspended for three months and I had to pay like 1700 bucks ruined my life I had to drop out of Community College I have a whole a quarter of all W's because I couldn't get to school I think the fastest was 140. holy holy ████ what's it like describe it it feels scary ████ fast it feels pretty fast and you almost have to like kind of find the right Road for
6:52 it it's not something where you're like you got to go on a road that you know you know that there's no potholes on this road so I mean it was it was on the 10 freeway and you I know it's in this Lane because there's potholes on that lane I know it's not gonna be like when there's a lot of other cars around because it's one of those where like if something happens you need a lot of distance to bring it back down it's even 90. yeah because you can't hit the brakes so one of my favorite places to gun it is uh you know if you go on the 10 and then you go on the 710 North you're gonna say like Valley Boulevard that part's actually pretty smooth wow so I've pushed uh I had a 911 I pushed really hard there and then also had an RS7 that I pushed pretty ████ hard there too you know what's a fun thing like even going the speed limit down the
7:44 110 when you're going towards Pasadena it does feel like a race track a little bit oh because of the ones though the way that it turns yeah but no one knows how to ████ know all the people getting on the on-ramp have to stop first yeah yeah that one's pretty cool it is kind of cool I went 111 once because I like the number it was good luck but I did go to 111 and I was like damn dude you make a wish it's the fastest my body's ever moved and I'm like no I don't plan to go like 500 miles but some cars like they're meant to go fast so you could go 121 it doesn't feel like it feels like you're going 60 miles per hour yeah and in some cars you'll go like 80 and you're like yeah that's all the ████ I have when I went above 100 in the Miata I felt like the car shaking and I was like I'm good dude in a DeLorean it's like they're like 50 miles an hour you don't even
8:35 want to ████ yeah end this speedometer only tops at 85. that's so nice it's a joke trying to go faster all the panels start getting gaps oh geez that's scary it's scary then you realize all the all the Foley from the movie was just the actual car due to the Miata sometimes when I break too hard my radio would fly out I think the max I went on my Land Cruiser was 85 and I had and it was at a steep downhill deep downhill 85 bro like I'll be in road trips going uphill and I'm behind like I'm in the truck zone right because
9:25 like the oversized or whatever I'm on the very right lane there'll be trucks that are pulling ████ RVs and a Jeep that's all tied that are passing me up and I'm just like ████ dude go yeah you wanna know some real man ████ more impressive than going fast on the freeway go fast over speed bumps my guy it feels like you're on a skateboard going on I used to do that in Irvine in my own in my own apartment complex when I lived with my son and I would always come home going in my Civic and then one day you'll crack your tailbone dude my Axel broke off completely and my mind and I ran over my own tire and went
10:20 how much is that repair I forgot about my dog's pissed then when I had to call in a I called a Lifeline into my job so it went up and then the car just gets stuck right there so though so the wheel fell off right and then it and it goes over it like this yeah and then and then the tire goes on its side and now my car's just on the tire no that must have been a crazy sight to come out to yeah yeah you must have been so scared that you're like it's like watching your arm get broken like it's not supposed to be like well also it's like you did like it like it's like what'd you do man this is crazy ████ it's like I told my dad I was the speed bumps are just high in my complex dude like I was going the speed limit all of a sudden because I didn't I was broke because I was going to school at the time and I was like I'm gonna pay for this ████ was your dad like no you
11:10 did this you did the hard yeah of course you did the horse place yeah well he has facial guts all over as well yeah well he's covering up a murder he did yeah so I thought it was a speed mountain lion yeah that's people came out of nowhere and you can see the dumbest thing about that is that like it could break the ball joint but not come off that's even worse because then I could be going faster on the road and the same thing what happened at a high speed that's a danger and then that would have dragged caught fire I'd be looking like a totally different guy real hot guy really tight cheekbones [Music]
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