0:00 [Music] anybody here like to drink nope nope bit I like um no I wish I could I like Mike's Hard Lemonade that one's pretty good for me oh man I don't taste the alcohol Ed can you cut that out no leave dude trying to stay manly and cool truth okay don't say that again don't take my truth away from me some wine coolers like the botles of JS start reset the timer do it yeah you guys are all being mean to me I don't really like this all right so there's this dude who was actually cleared of uh drunk driving charges after he proved that his body manufactures its own alcohol W heard of this kind of dise really yeah I never heard of this ████ like somebody like it's like their their
0:50 liver or something it like there's like some kind of yeast or something produces the actual alcohol in their system wow do he get does he get drunk I just heard about this one wonder what like they have to eat to get that going like do they have to ████ drink car of bread after spaghetti they get ████ drunk you know does he get did he got drunk though off his own produce basically it's called gut fermentation syndrome and it's a disorder that causes the stomach's natural yeast to produce ethanol so like like ethanol you know Dam that would suck E85 so you your body got 91 octane on his G your body cre feel going on your body creating E85 that's some corn gas is it only just for like carbs or like what
1:40 can he eat to avoid that not sure but it can cause them to develop some of the symptoms of drunkenness including slur speech and difficulty walking so he's like genuinely has like ████ I wonder if he has a high tolerance though huh T I know you probably down that sounds like a white people genetic thing yeah what's his name is he Irish yes it's his his name's uh white people oh white people thing yeah yo but white people last name thing could drink like all day like like it's water not all nah dude I know some whites that could most whites I know could put them down dude listen Russians in that sense yes russan only WKA WKA WKA that's the strongest thing you drink though I'll be in like I was in Liverpool and it was like 800 in the morning and I saw dudes outside just outside of a pub 8 in the morning drinking beer like it's breakfast food hey beer
2:31 this had like a big ass tall drink like that they're just talking drink a point it was like this big thought was a point damn man this ain't this ain't Vegas I'll take your P oh ████ man I you ████ drink a hey you heard that though in Europe like they drank more beer or or alcohol than water at one point what cuz the water was contaminated so everybody wouldn't it be sick if that was our unfortunate situation I mean I I don't I can't drink so I don't know was there any more to this story besides him just getting released there's always more to the story but sometimes we don't give a ████ here but if you're interested um this actually began in April 2022 the man was pulled over twice and when subjected to breathalyzer exams was determined to have a blood alcohol level exceeding the country's .22 gr per leer they're like damn you're drunk as ████ dude hey but
3:23 if he just gets this is push back I think ████ this guy actually what yeah so like just don't drive bro driving bro yeah ████ this guy this guy sucks you rest after your lunch days why not just not eat bread or like whatever stop going to Olive Garden that's what Uber was created yeah cuz you're still driving Under the Influence yeah you're still behind a ████ car dude if he was born with this condition then he knows that you know what to avoid to not know dude imagine he was like a drunk little kid all the time someone sneak some bread on purpose hey eat this right he was a little boy and just get you know produce some ethanol and get buzzed in third period that'd be ████ nuts this was like junk every day he's junk all the time oh all the time basically does he only he has to do like carnivore diet or something nobody actually said it's when he eats bread I think that just got picked up some steam around here and then we rolled with it I I it
4:15 probably has to be like a like a rum Factory cuz he's doing some carbs yeah cuz it's like yeast right so it's like I I don't think he's getting it from eggs cuz if he's drunk all the time then that's just like from anything he eats yeah that's ████ up but I mean yeah so he shouldn't be driving in the first place yeah they should cut up his Li I'm surprised they even get him a yeah a license he should take a uber they should double the DUI actually I think how did he pass his test with with if he's drunk all the time probably starves that day fast or something it's like ████ I got to take my driver's test I'm not eating I'm fasting makes sense you probably have to stay alert drunk all the time or smoothies you know who knows smoothies for smoothies ████ kale smoothies ████ life matcha smoothies he's got to go on the Aran diet you're not going to get drunk off with jie yeah you get a nice you could that would be kind of cool alcohol put
5:05 some rum in there come on well I get the matcha and caffeine's amazing Jun Bo dude Jun I want matcha hey what's the health benefits of machas again it's pretty awesome it's really awesome wait wait wait they got antioxidants and ████ what is that so the cool thing about when you do matcha my it's got l in so the caffeine is different from a shot of coffee like that chills you out bud it's like a clean high high yeah cuz when you get caffeine you get a little bit of high get a little jittery yeah but then the energy drink high is like right but then the matcha is more like I'm wide awake and very aware and my mind is ████ clear and I can think of anything right now but I'm not like I don't get the
5:56 crash I don't it's just like slow up slow down I got to switch up I got to switch up then do wait doesn't it also like it's antioxidant to something too like it grabs something and helps you poo poo yep it might help you poo poo I like the flavors in Wy ke thank you thank you thank you the Le the Le what was the the one you guys got a DIY any want to get a DIY in here no Joe I had mine without any sugar that's good straight matcha that's good I got a speeding ticket the other day remember like for real yeah when like literally like 4 days ago I don't remember that from what though what did you do no I wasn't drunk at all ████ Glendale dude Glendale cops they come after your ass they are this dude this old white dude with a beard looking like a ████ midseason Santa Claus right he sits on his ████ motorcycle and he like hides and he Blends in he's
6:47 got his ████ gun out he just hides on the street Pacific right and then there's the problem is it's just uh two lanes but then one of the lanes becomes curb parking and that's where he hides next to the curb parking car so the thing is I had a big rig on the left of me and I was in the far right lane so in my good old Tessy I needed to speed up in order to get in front of this guy otherwise if we go same speed I have to just stop in the intersection right wait for him to pass and then the whole line of other cars so I was like well obviously this big rig is going to have a slow start with his weight and his torque so let me just get in front of him real quick so once the light went green I sped up and I got in front of him and then I coasted to a slow down the cop immediately came out pulled me over damn yeah but you know the cop was like dude this guy got a whole WAP and everything he can afford a ████ $300 discriminate just because my car is a different color why do you only see
7:37 color the WAP is nice you're going to fight that ticket right I can't you know I think it's illegal for them to like hide hide was he like hiding hiding wait why can't you fight the why ████ where's wallo why can't you fight the ticket because at the end of the day the actual fact is they're using a speedomet type of gun so the number if it's above the speed limit that's all it is because there's a circumstantial where it's like it was unsafe at the moment where I I told him I was like I was only I I only sped up in order no but you don't you tell the judge that not him yeah he don't care he got so there's two things you can do one thing is you do you do trial by written contest because they ████ hate to them it's easier to just go to court and then like battle it with you there they don't like the written contest because the written contest is more work for everybody you got a ████ right they got a ████
8:27 right their servic is online if you don't want to do it alone they'll do it for you chat gbt literally it's even easier now with chat gbt but it forces them to basically read your statement and now they have to respond with their state it's just more work for them it doesn't make any money and then on the and like let's say they give you a court trial right like you you have to show up on the day that they give you well the cop's going to be ready for that day cuz he's going to knock out all of his meetings that day or you could take your chances and keep delaying it and then you do it on your day and just hope to God that the cop doesn't show up that day so what happens if he shows up though if he shows up that day you go to jail you go to jail for Life Death Row he just goes like this if you if he shows up that day then you say uh I would like a written trial by
9:17 declaration declaration yeah I of Independence yeah and then and then you go and then you can do the writing thing you can give your chances there's a lot of different ways yeah can't you ask them to like check their speed gun you done that I never did it oh no I did the writing one I did the writing one yeah yeah and it works there's one where I was going to get I was going to do all of that and when I showed up they said um everybody on this list if you hear your name you're dismissed and then they went down the list and my name was on it w cuz I was like I I didn't do anything wrong um I stopped at a red light to make a right turn and I got a a red light ticket and then when they sent that to me they said that you have to pay this and that whatever and I was like what the ████ I didn't even do anything wrong so I paid cuz they said you have to pay first and then you have to contest it so when I got everything
10:07 ready I was going to do all this ████ I went to court and then they they dismissed me before I could even stand and and and plead my case I just feel like it's hard because my tiet is he said he clocked me at 48 and a 30 oh so it's like it's a circumstantial well I'm not a lawyer but but the thing is my English teacher right he told me that he's he makes a game out of all this he's beat every ████ ticket he's an English teacher if he's doing ████ writing he's like I got essay ████ he's beat every single ticket even when he was in the wrong what yep they just don't want to deal with it 45 questions like I got a 75 and a 30 on Sherman Way 75 and a 30 yeah I got a I got a lawyer and everything I had to I had to get a lawyer in cuz at that point it's like a because yo that's like almost 40 over
10:57 that's like a felony so you decid to get the lawyer because you're like I'm not wrong even though you went 75 I knew I was wrong I just need someone to help me like dumb it down you know like take it easy on it more cuz I was racing this Armenian dude in the van eyes hey how' you start that race though no no BMW was just like hey just looking at me vom vom and I was like what you should at least see how much it costs cuz here's a game dude if it's cheaper for you to pay out a lawyer or a service that can do the thing for you pay for itay pay for that because what can also happen is they can help you reduce your points or like whatever it is to me the last thing I was going to do I was going to pay for it and request traffic school like I always do yeah and then I just do traffic school online oh that's fine you can do that your you're going to go to school for 10 over 18
11:48 over 18 over it's like 40% yeah that is that's a little dangerous School
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