0:00 I cut somebody off the other day and I I wh on my window I was like I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I just do this oh my you're dead to me what does that say hopefully I can intimidate somebody if I do [Laughter] [Music] this welcome back to another episode of careful boys where Bart has something pretty interesting to mention what yeah dude you this on you're just like B's like going like this and I was like what was that he what happened so I so I was driving back from the gym this morning and then I don't know what happened uh but I was FaceTiming J and ta having like a cute family time and then this car was like honking behind me and I'm like wait what the ████ going on I look I'm I don't know what's going on so I'm like I just want peace right so I
0:50 just I I move I switch lanes over to the right lane and we're driving uh locally I'm like I don't know what what's up with this guy you just goty you guys go I'm just going to have like a cute time with my family this guy pulls up he's a Uber driver has a uber sticker or whatever he looks at me and I start hear him like screaming saying all kinds of crazy with the glass and I looked at him and I was like I just got my one stripe on my white belt you're two striped technically no and I'm like dude I can just pull over and turn this guy into fertilizer right now or cuz I was also pumped up on pre-workout I just trained you you know hit a couple PRS in there so I'm like I'm like here and this guy probably just cuz this early in the morning like 6 or 7 so I'm like this guy probably just
1:40 woke up I'm likeing Peak mating season right now dialed in but then I was like put a baby in this guy N I want to I want to be cute with my family so we're just driving but for like about 10 seconds like you know like really really I was like dude I'm like this guy really want that's it I think I know what it is what is it you're driving mad slow yeah b d like when Bart's on his phone he be drifting into Lanes he doesn't even know he's swapping lanes and I'm like you just ████ went from one to another you probably cut this dude off guarante subie nailed it dude subie nailed it sub's a ████ like I don't know why this guy roll ring a receiv with the Uber driver I am too 35 and 60 this buy B people who drift into do drifting ████ I
2:32 lose my ████ that happens to you oh yeah I lose my ████ why why would ████ he doesn't know that's why he doesn't pH family time family time he'll be talking to you he'll be talking to you right and then the car would lean going right because he's talking to you and then I'm just like bro you get back on the ████ Lane man Gio lift the camera up I can't see Ty his silly dance you know what's worse is what's probably worse is like you know when I drive and I'm on my phone I try to get my head up yeah so I can just like look down a little bit right so people not Bart's head's probably like this on the Bart's head's probably like down so people just see him but I'm like dude why are you so mad like you probably almost killed them cuz dude how mad you are doesn't even he's like I just ████ woke up and I almost died Bart's like I'm a I'm Peak mating season you
3:22 know he screaming the Uber driver screaming he's like I'm doing this for my family this is my livelihood he's like this is you want to be out of here yeah a this is my lifestyle this is my life this is just you driving home dud you know when someone's like why you so mad if people make it a fleeting moment then it's fleety if it's like ████ you and they just drive off it's just a fleety moment whatever it's cor but if they're like pacing with you and I can see out of the corner of my eye I'm like dude if we get to like this light and if you're still doing this I'm going to open my door I'm going to crawl in your car he you don't you don't hit him with the my bad bro you don't hit him with one of those double handed if you would have told me regularly like then i' oh ████ my bad yeah my bad that picture for them this was you I was
4:12 like this I'm a pretty bad driver yeah if he was like this you know at the light it was flickering and then go oh my bad I I didn't see oh I see what I did but if he's already like I'm like oh ████ cuz sometimes a simple hand wve will make a guy go my bad exactly and drive off deescalate yeah Bally but he already skipped the simple hand wve yeah I know but it was here it was already here sometimes this will do a lot bro I've seen usually do that I usually do that I've seen guys flip out and you do that and they go they I I usually do that but this one this guy was already what's the yeah I was just going to ask what flavor was it some flavor of Brown Middle Eastern Armenian Middle Eastern Mexican who knows was the older guy looks like 50 yeah yeah that's right the alley dude he just had his Armenian coffee and a cigarette he's probably
5:03 fired up middle Easter that's his gym you know he's PE egg season dude that guy probably would have died I would have killed him 100% I got one stripe he might be a judo guy you better watch out you I got a one stripe he might be a green bell Judo you don't know I try to be careful in Vegas now cuz people are strapped yeah like in the car dude that's New Mexico too New Mexico Vegas Florida dude like nobody R but in the suburbs of Vegas everyone's tension and anxiety levels are like way lower maybe he's an Uber driver that was giving someone a ride from La so he doesn't know there's so many old people in my community though that like the average speed is like 5 mph and it's just insane ████ hate that the worst thing ever and then they and then if there's a speed bump they have to go to a complete ████ stop for some reason like get out the car check it and then go over it hey but that's how they
5:53 keep their car like mint so when it's time to buy their cars you know it's fresh it's like a Honda Elantra bro like gives a ████ Honda Elantra Honda Elantra I thought Honda Elantra it was a Honda cilantro you heard wrong h n you're wrong dude you're wrong I'm guy you're really going to make I'm a big car guy you're going to make him think he's wrong you're going make it look dumb later I haven't had the flutters in a while you know when you get the flutter like some s███'s about to happen I was like oh ████ it's fluttering it's ████ fluttering so when Steve noticed you go like like that or what was it yeah he just he just did like that little and I was like what were you thinking about in your head oh I was just replaying the thing in the morning and I was like dude I was like this close from ████ pulverizing your ass I was like God damn
6:44 it that's like when me and David almost ████ up that Armenian taxi I'm I'm likey cuz I'm actually mad at him I'm like why are you asking for people to un the devil cuz I don't even like that side of my I don't even like getting mad I don't like it either I don't even like getting mad I don't even like being in that space ruins your day yeah I like being happy and all that I'm like but this guy ████ asking for this ████ so I was like God I'm like like God damn it and then thank God we didn't go there that's cool though you still got the fire in you I don't want to it's cool it's crazy that Steve caught it like cuz I'm just like by myself I'm just I catch everything dude I catch everything dude plus a part of you doesn't doesn't a part of you since want to like teach someone a lesson so they stop acting like that too in the future you know
7:35 like I don't know if those people will I think those people you ████ them up and then they have that and then now they need to ████ somebody else up that's weaker oo I think those they don't ever learn but how many of those guys get beat up though not many lot there's a lot of people that need to get like a quick pop in the mouth I think they continuously get beat up cuz anytime bro anytime I'm tripping I feel ████ like froggy it soon as like I punched in the head I just go like what am I thinking but you have self like awareness no because it's like sometimes until you get like smashed or even when you wrestle with somebody yeah and then you just feel like their resistance and they're like oh this guy's really trying to ████ me up you go afterwards you go like yeah I should probably just chill more you know it does like Zen you out a little bit cuz then you're just like you're fa with it and you you deal with it and then it's like okay so sometimes
8:26 I do feel like those guys who are flipping out on you like they probably need to get punched in a gut or something just kicked in the nose and be like oh ████ okay my bad dude or a slap in the face need a quick like East Coast like what's the matter with you huh what's the matter with you my bad I was tripping even something as simple as like a Starbucks frappuccino glass bottle through the window you just got to check up Hawaii style like stop you ████ you crazy or what oh yeah you crazy or what you crazy or what call my un K car damage will do it though I think for cuz cuz you know bikers when you piss them off they knock your mirror off that'll do it you won't you won't be cuz then that ████ is so like you lose they're gone to lose lose you know what I mean ████ fun that s███'s fun that's what I'm saying dude like when it's when it's like you don't just do it to do it cuz he ████ up once you just
9:17 I had a Prius like just ████ you know switching lanes like I was just like what are you doing bro you can stay in one he couldn't figure out how why he's like going back and forth do you make eye contact with him a couple times first yeah I wrot you know his was run I was like yo what the ████ stay one lane what's wrong with you and he's like then he just ████ you oh God what was he what was he like Middle Eastern dude people got to escalate ████ but and he was in the Prius too smoking cigarette and I was oh he definitely Middle Eastern so I I was like okay with a cigarette bro I was like okay so I ████ down sh burn he's like oh he won that's what he was probably thinking but I was just like nope I dropped the first gear to get the ████ out of there [Laughter] Hey low key though like break their side mirrors if I'm driving I see a middle
10:08 eastern dude and he's driving wild or he's like being kind of crazy I'm not going to start nothing with that cuz you know like I just feel like that's automatic like you're asking for something well yeah if it's AR Armenians y you're going to get into it for sure I was totally driving I was on my phone like doing the maps thing you know like being like all right yeah I think this next next exit and I probably you know I don't know this guy pulls up next to me he's like he like does this ████ he like honks his horn he does this ████ like like look at your keep your eyes on the road thing I immediately just flipped him off immediately Fu and and by the way I was wrong like I was the ████ I probably drifted in his lane or some ████ but I was like nah ████ you don't tell me how to drive ████ and then and then like 3 minutes later I was like I was so wrong like I just really gave that guy you ever drive up drive back up oh so sorry D you ████ go all the way just and go I'm sorry that guy should have just shut the
10:59 ████ up not where I was at I was like don't tell me how to drive you're not my dad that's kind of what you should expect yeah it's like someone swerves in your L you're like all right bro I'm just going to get away from this dude you know that's why this ████ you don't mess with bikers man they're just gone after what they ████ with they just ████ your car I cut somebody off the other day and I I wor on my window I was like I'm so sorry I'm so sorry and they didn't even look at me I just do this I just do this like a c you're dead to me what does that say he IGN the tattoos I just roll down the window what does that mean I just go my bad I sh My Tattoos up what does that mean hopefully I can intimidate somebody I do this is oh ████ you're driving leg way not your driving leg check out my driving leg dude you see that ████ my driving leg I do my best though like I show make sure I show the numbers cuz you know Gang Related I'm just like my
11:50 bad dog you don't you don't just throw up a Shaka day you know no not here bro nobody deserves Shaka here when nobody deserves them that s███'s beautiful I can't be giving out shakas to like ████ when a Hawaiian dude gives me when a Hawaiian dude gives me a shakka on the road in in Hawaii I go I think I should just move here I think that's cool driving C it's just more like yeah it's the best it feels best right in Hawaii especially in Hawaii like you let someone in and they go that's the best a real loose shakka and you're just like my heart but if it's on a Mustang and they do a hard one like that I'm like you're fake and it says Hertz red get the ████ out of here that's not you throw a shot cuz it's all tense it's like a perfect and then they shake it this way this one this thank
12:40 you learning about that for the first time is pretty funny when people are like don't do it so hard you idiot yeah you got to be loose almost like you don't even care D windmill Shaka how many mirrors are you up to now I'm only up to like two oh that's not bad wa you do with your arm you don't drive up with your foot and go it doesn't take that much force at all it's really easy to knock off you want to be careful cuz if it if it just flips backward and your feet gets caught on the the hard part you're going to just look like this you're going to look like a dumbass so you just want the thing is you don't want to break it sometimes you just want to let them know like boom because when the mirrors just goes like this anyways but if you want to really break it you got to go down
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