0:00 [Music] a michael jackson impersonator puts a man in a chokehold i said this to joe because i knew joe was gonna like this did you see this we will watch this video right now you saw this i ████ shared it on my stories baby ow oh press play look at the positions look at the position yeah you're going for triangles it's not funny thinking it's actually michael jackson i don't know
0:51 what zombies playing in the background is it beanie bear i don't want it to be beat it so bad trains though you could tell you trained yo when this video came out i was ████ dying right but the comments right people are hilarious this fool said [Laughter] stupid there's no kid he's probably tired of all the bullies just ████ coming up to him all the time because they think michael jackson impersonator in las vegas took down this man who claims he slapped him while he's trying to work like imagine imagine trying to do your imagine trying to do your mj impersonation and some guy comes with a slap that's ████ up dude
1:42 yeah that's pretty rude that kind of happened to bart one time he was at he was at a club uh we were doing like a meet and greet type of ████ he was at a club uh oh in a fan slap yes so then he went to go to the bathroom so i was just chilling and then he comes back he goes uh so this girl wanted to take a picture with me but like first she slapped me and then asked me to take a picture was a girl that's what i ████ hate san jose you got people saying [Laughter] that's the san jose hello it was like one of those like events at like this club in san jose and i just went to go take a piss and then someone was like oh my biggest fan oh koi turn around and whack did i slap you hard yeah it was so like it stunned me so much i didn't even feel the pain you know what i mean cause i was just like whoa she
2:33 felt arousal you better not yeah let's go pee and i just couldn't believe it like i was like holding my dick at my face at the same time yeah just going like you should have checked wait wait wait wait wait dick was out with the girl slapped you no what school i said what what was the how did that make sense it does it i still don't know what happened you didn't see the flyer said slap your favorite influencer that's how they booked the that's what they paid us all your better managers what you need bro that's why they paid us so good that you ever had like a weird ass fan experience somebody tried to box you real quick no i think it's i mean it's not weird but i remember he came up to me and he couldn't ████ speak i was like it's all good yeah you're a nice guy man he gave him the thumbs when you get more and more like known right as a fighter they always get
3:23 challenged like if you go out at night go to a bar or whatever like dudes just want to get famous because like you hit them or like they want to sue you and they trap you and ████ you ever think about ████ like that like when you go out with your friends and they're like cause you're like a lethal weapon like ████ conan not about that about fighting dudes out but like well girls i always think about that oh like they're like oh i'm pregnant oh yeah because you know athletes always have like 20 kids and ████ so that's like that's good to think about that like mayweather he got like he has a whole like staff of wives you know he has like a staff staff of lights yeah i feel like he has a hairline he got a union he's not a staff but you know it's a it's it's a group it's a collective it's a collective of girlfriends and wives you know the mayweather collective yeah he's married to all of them i don't know i think he's married i knew the answer was no but i went oh
4:13 no sugar daddy to a lot of people oh yeah so this dude is santana as his actual name when he's not the king of pop we went to see him he is actually a wrestler yeah so like this will do what he's doing and he actually uh puts him to school until the guy's eyes close and then bystanders like hey yo he's out no cuz he knows what he was doing did a leg trip he got a neon belly you explaining ████ brown belt yeah bro it's a neon belly that sounds like a salamander he tripped him down but if i give him a critique you know he didn't hold him down that guy was like he was flailing he was like really drunk you're gonna hold that guy down he's not slacking you should never you should never let that guy roll to his belly dude you try moonwalking for ████ four hours straight see if you can do that that's true if you guys could teach me how to moonwalk anthony ryan than maybe you guys haven't even offered since i've been here i like watching people in costume in real fights
5:03 like i saw one dude the spiderman the spider the spiderman the batman guy yeah the spiderman and batman and new york or whatever they were getting down dude real fight spider-man real fight yeah it was like two on one have you ever seen those videos no oh dude when you said like a constant fight i was like ████ mortal kombat or something like the avengers besides boxing do you watch any other like fight sports or anything like do you ever see those russian fights where six guys fight six guys those are nuts the brawls oh yeah they're all like fields out in the middle of nowhere like snow for no reason yeah dude not but from time to time like some randomized tick tocks will pop up on my feet of like backyard boxing or something oh yeah those those are those are so popular people love that ████ man there's that have you guys seen the russian parkour fighting hardcore they're fighting on like imagine like a real-life 3d super mario
5:53 wing yeah you're trying to beat each other if you knock someone out this dude can fall six feet down into a foam pit because it's like this so you gotta climb and it's like i've not seen that i've only seen the the tag one yeah what is that called i need to look that up russian parkour championship it's always russian it's all russians are always doing some wild ████ dude there's one of uh there's a new one that's everyone's arena combat i think it's called arena combat or they do jiu jitsu in the backseat of a car i've seen that yes uh are you sure that's not just bang bush actually that's what it was my bad forget all that that's that's what i thought it was i saw it though but there's no there's even ones where you box in a phone booth like actually like you ever seen this ████ no my algorithm
6:43 is so different how do you even find the phone but that's what they have to pay you to do phone booth boxing look i know for some reason i feel like i'll be kind of good at that bro you'd be so good at that are you kidding me he's got he's knocking everybody out what are you talking about yeah one dog they're not even doing parkour dude you guys just getting jumped yo is it like three on three and ████ yo you get to jump and like fall down oh okay oh dang it takes a certain kind of people to want to do this bro that sounds kind of fun it's kind of tight that it's teams yeah yeah right it's like five times i wanna do it i don't even know how you tried if you had if you had to do a two-on-two boxing match who would your teammate be friends
7:34 who drawn enes what was your question i said if he had to do a two-on-two boxing match who would his teammate be drum that dudes dudes yeah he's good he's a 147 pounder yeah how would his style complement what you have bring to the table um i feel like i told you guys earlier uh i told you guys this earlier but i feel like i already have them like on my pound for pilot so like one of the best fighters out there out of all the weight classes um just because he could fight this way he could fight this way a lot of people can only fight one way and i mean he's a good good boxer good puncher good speed good power damn you didn't know what he just said stop it hey first of all this is like southpaw i don't know that's regular bro this is like north pole oh damn north i like that i like the finesse in his shoulders all right watch
8:24 out i'm a north pole now i'm about to ████ look up phone booth boxing dude that is nuts and then they also do the uh they do one where they arm wrestle and they start boxing each other like this guess what all russians dude they're all russian i like that slap competition oh we're trying to knock the other dude crazy they got the chalk on their hands and stuff they like warm up to it have you seen the chicks do it yeah i don't know how they three guys like don't flinch you know what i mean like because they because they're not a ████ i know i'm such a ████ they go like this yeah they line up like this and they just i naturally want to like all right this is this is ████ ridiculous i don't even know that's so crazy i don't even know what to say to you that looks like some british ████ man
9:15 is it just because yo why does it look like my buddy dairy like what oh they're all tied up is this boy oh how is this even enjoyable look at that the guy's got a little bit on the outside i was just gonna say that like if you want to get your close quarter combat that's ████ close ████ would you implement any of these training tactics ever he's like you don't think it's useful brandon's gonna buy a phone booth later today or how realistic is that thing in the the scene and uh what is it creed where you got to put your foot in like a tire and everybody says mad close no hollywood ████ same thing as that you know to be honest i really don't like boxing movies to be they suck man did you like creed how
10:06 come you don't like boxing i didn't like it i don't like boxing movies it's too fake or i think it's just too fake um yeah i think it's just too fake or like i know what like a real boxer does and i do have favorite boxing movies yeah what's the closest one that like actually captures bloodsport not even boxing i don't know about one that actually like captures everything but bleed for this with uh i think it's on uh mickey word and then there's another one with mark off i think it's called a fighter oh my god oh that one is that with christian bale yeah yeah that one's ty he's dicky i like fight club fight club that's my favorite boxing movie [Music]
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