0:00 [Music] Quebec or Quebec Quebec Quebec I feel like that's how they say it why is it so funny to make fun of French I think it's quab I don't know in there are the French of Asians is it the Vietnamese really no just because they did the thing doesn't mean they that's exactly what is that's like who's the Spanish of Asians Philippines that's what it is history St I see I see I see all right anyways okay all right so there's this dude Jonathan foron he wakes up Friday morning to check on his herd of Black Angus Cattle wow Black Angus cows are so delicious in quab you
0:54 think the cow ████ is better I never ate it but I had cow balls though cow p what you say we had it here at JK party was throw up I would have it was cold but what if it's marinated inore Barbe it was tempura style cuz Michael made it tempura style but it was cold meat probably smells do you think that smell what does it smell like what you say meat organ ████ you got to like boil in ████ Ginger or something rice yeah yeah you got to boil all that how about not even eat balls I heard it's really healthy for you good place to start but the liver liver King says you got to eat testicles brother but but the thing is it's just cuz the idea of a balls and also you're not used to but if you eat balls like if you're in a ball tribe and you every day you eat ball
1:44 tribe and you eat it then you're like oh like Ball's pretty good Pro probably yeah you would get used to like for example like kimchi now everyone's be like oh my God kimchi yeah but but balls it just but I also don't even think I don't even think that's what God intended you have this big of an animal and then you only eat this and you throw all the rest of the meat away don't do that if you're a ball tribe that's what you do yeah yeah yeah you don't throw it away throw the whole animal I think you should keep the 800 lb of meat you sure you take the butt you give it to butt tribe you take the leg give it to leg tribe you know oh they live next to each other yeah yeah it's Community I didn't know that yeah different tribes everybody got to work together change testicles and genitals um so this guy who owns a you know a ranch out there he has about 75 black angles Angus cattle he wakes up and they're all gone oh ████
2:34 no ████ aliens ████ but probing aliens but Bal jacking aliens they're all gone or they're all dead they're all gone because butt probing aliens I'm telling you they're always ████ jacking the cows and jacking them off rest his case um and he thinks he's like maybe there's a possibility that they just got loose and they're all just roaming around in the back fields wherever right yeah just check the footprints dude I want ████ cows man in until he finds some tire tracks and a fence that appear to have been dismantled see I told you check the footprints always and and there's also alien dust residue uh and Rocket uh uh crop circles Rocket Fuel he didn't have a dog if you see Footprints with only three toes that's alien or a chicken yeah or a
3:24 dinosaur I would have said a chicken and there's a lot of possibilities that just opened up right now or like a guy with the boot but there's three Nails stuck to it yeah like a cleat he's a tricky guy yeah like a three nail you trying to throw out the scent like a like a guy with um with three with three cleats uhhuh okay so the Quebec Provincial Police confirmed that they're investigating what appears to be a case of modern cattle rustling I don't know that oh that's what catle rustling is rustling the term stealing stealing cows gu so oh it can't just stealing but think about it stealing 75 cattle that's like how do you do that a heavy sleeper he opened the fence and then him and his homies hered him out yeah but wouldn't you be able to follow
4:14 75 cattle tracks maybe tracks and then they had a getaway tractor oh wow Dam yeah maybe maybe you got to like tie a rope to the neck of each cow so they all move together like a Oregon Trail Caravan yeah and then you have another truck that comes from behind and then it's just pulling a long metal pipe that's erasing the footprints yeah they got the little brushes like that but then but then the midal pipe is you just follow the middle pipe print no and then the other guy has another log with grass on it and it's just putting grass prints I know I know you got to follow the fresh grass fresh patch of there another truck with gu just throwing leaves and twigs on top of it yeah you just you can't even figure it out you seeds and then there's another
5:04 guy who's watering and then another guy who walks by with UV photosynthesis with UV like and then by in the morning it's like ████ plants everywhere there's to cattles they go They're negative do you guys think you could raise an animal and then kill it with your bare hands I can a fish for sure I think I can can with fish I've done it bro that might be really hard at the Chinese market to fatten it up it took too long and I got too hungry so I just how long how long a week a week was too long for you it was too long I got says the guy this guy when he sees snails he ████ Cuts their eyes off Mike no no tell the whole story my cousin forced me to put he forced you but like you're like no no he goes it's raining right
5:56 and he's like 10 years older than me and then I was like why are you so happy that it's it's raining and then I'm Little Joe like 6 seven years old right he grabs my arm we're going outside he grabs the scissors and there's hell of ████ um snails oh and he gets salt and he goes watch this so he ████ sprinkles the salt and then the the the snail goes and ████ boils and I'm like oh my God oh my God and then he goes watch this right and then when the ████ eyes go out like that he goes oh my God no first he makes me touch it and when I touch the eye it goes in right and he goes Isn't that cool and then it grows back out and then he ████ cuts the eye oh my God I I used to just shoot him with B ████ I used to put salt on a slug d i put I did salt
6:49 and I just po the sh a lot of bugs dude and then he T damn I was kind of psycho huh he taught me how to like catch a fly cuz you know how they get stuck by the window so you keep pushing it to the corner and when it's at the corner you grab it right and then and then you cup it and you can feel the fly and then he was like okay when you get the fly he goes you pluck the ████ wings so it can't run oh my God it doesn't run with wings but yes I mean no it can't fly and you start plucking the little ████ legs now it can't run and then you just have a torso of a fly wiggling sewing it on you hke eyes oh ████ oh my God you don't go too far cuz you want to stay alive you don't to go into the brain and then just a little bit Yeah and then you throw him in the air and go you're free but then it's got no wings or legs so it just goes AR you flying damak its back I
7:42 used to grab five lizards tape them up by the tail and then put them around the log so it's just five lizards like and then we go back and see how accurate our airsoft guns were for real but that one that's that Hawaii life dude Anthony's a horrifying bro but but that one at least they die really quick not if you don't hit them in the ████ head that's that's the problem we hit one in the spine one time and all you see is the face oh my God I was just like damn I got we got to get we got to get rid of your misery right now batang batang the the ho ████ do you know you guys know silk worms yeah so in Taiwan like um in elementary school they would for science they'll give you the silk worms and to like housed and feeded um sesame leaves and you want around the class ate them all I ate it and then I was full cuz
8:33 they say the protein's good but that's why you have so much big muscles there big muscles from the silk wors thank you but um they will make like the Cocoon and then every time they start I I take it away you wait what do you mean take it away I I restart their process yeah restart the process so that they could they never have it be stronger like Dagan work hard this guy's like a bird like goes out grab some Twigs come back build a nest flies away guys takes his Twigs go out they come back confused they come back confused but you know what I learned about that they look confused like what the ████ yeah yeah they go like bro I swear to God I just made it but but what I learned sh who's doing this to me this ████ because I put him in another box and feed him Sesame leave and I take it and then I put him back and they go
9:23 bro I just made some but the thing is what I learned about the silk worm is that he just pranking them right but if I if I keep taking it away they started to transform without the Cocoon no way really no way what no no no what the ████ it would be cool though it would be cool if like halfway they like dude I wanted a Kon their wings just come out oh ████ they turn into monster moths that would be really cool though no moths are so furry they're like they're like the dogs of the Butterfly World are yeah they are what do you mean I love those things and they're stupid as ████ always trying to like fly in the light and ████ all right into a house I love those things you grab your Scot slippers from Hawaii you just make sure flat as possible ah slier the juice explode like big juice no dude they're actually just
10:14 Dusty yeah they're just what it's a small body but a big ████ fluff up they're just like clouds I I was tripping after I ████ Stu was just poof just hit it too hard you know that too maybe anything that gets hit too hard fully but I didn't see any juice on my slippers so I was like giant cement block like the size of like a skyscraper falls on me it's going to be like I'm dust you're not going to find anything yeah you will you see some legs you probably see your balls I think there were some juices for sure for sure juices well then right after you see those juices all you got to do is you ████ mow the lawn right there you ████ put some seeds in you water it put some UV light over it by morning oh cover up your tracks yep that's it by
11:05 the way just Anthony leaves leaves That's The Reincarnation good
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