0:04 wait [Music] like all right what are we doing here all right wedding rings off uh-oh uhoh going hate this thing anyways I had one but I left it at Bart's house even better it's way off interesting AES today is would or would not girls edition let's go [Applause] boys [Applause]
0:54 W this is the one we've been waiting for yeah right we need what's the theme just girl girls dude all girls women women women hotties dude not naughties old enough yeah yep beta men rate Alpha women 2025 let's go or just women in general Number One beta mail podcast first up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah o is that kisi that's k put out the fire it's aoi dude that's so dumb dude a blond a blond is pretty fine though blond I just that's way more than just a blonde a
1:44 that's a a wearing blue gave her like a whole other face dude no that's just blonde Nails not her actual face it's her face they just gave her blue eyes and blond they gave it the Nick dun treat ████ group photo treatment come on that's a so she looks worse then I need reactions though are we going to are we would or we would not she could turbine my ████ green new deal dude yes sir green you deal on my butthole I don't know what that means or how that would work I'll vote for whoever she wants me to yeah I'll listen I'll listen I'll ████ sign for those windmills Ryan you're not doing anything what are you talking about I already did are you this political yeah he's so rightwing he can't he can't see your beauty what do you guys think of this next one he's blind did oh I'm Catholic that was fake wait what's going
2:35 on here Amen brother St a St used to be a nun I think cath I yeah when she was young sister AOC dude that's awesome angel of Christ don't you know that's a nun what's that don't you know she's a nun she's a nun yeah N I don't think all those Bishops would be touching up boys if she was around oh my Lord he oh my Lord amen to that i' be at church every Sunday every Sunday angel of Christ stop rub my shoulder I don't think I'd be complaining The Girl Next Door dude the girl next y the girl next door it's all a dude that's the that's the one where you're like I don't remember you looking like that in fifth grade what happened to you
3:25 four for four like whoa four for four you're on fire Steve Green all res guys I think I'm waking up you think so yeah yeah tell us tell us about your journe tell about your journey he's speaking on behalf of his penis I think that somehow I've been kind of feeling maybe we should be more diverse here I'm also kind of thinking Tulsi is a warmonger I'm kind of thinking she's a Russian spy yeah that's what I'm kind of thinking now yeah a little bit I'm kind of thinking about going all electrical I don't think need my car anymore and I think we should just let all immigrants in just who cares who they are just let them in brother I mean we're all kind of fat like we all born from immigrants get rid of the border patrol we should just put American kids in cages hey let's
4:15 melt ice yeah melt ice ice melt melt ice ice no one's used that before huh first saying that are we the first I think we're the first in the internet yeah I think we'll be punished for it too melt ice yeah melt ice I want more okay you I think we should Deport americ stop playing mind sweeper all right sorry yeah hurry up and like can we Deport Americans stop playing Solitaire Sol I'm not playing Sol hurry up with the pictures dude I'm getting ████ deprived here sorry sorry sorry I was I'm building my building my fort in fortnite whoa the mommy milkers wait a minute what is this though just wait are we only doing a that's just a red carpet event that's regular AOC though yeah and oh no dude well after four photos you
5:07 like go from just less to like you like them so then you they could wear anything they no makeup yeah yeah yeah I had no idea that she was that good at bench pressing at least she was 315 for reps you weren't familiar with her game before I didn't but now I know that she's Fair raw too that's really regular default settings AOC oh yeah dude I didn't know she was a fitness Enthusiast right everyone knows she's a fitness Enthusiast everyone knows you never seen like one of those Congress meetings where there's an earthquake and you're like why is AOC shaking a little bit more than the others I didn't see that send me that a lot of earthquakes in DC I saw conquer meeing earthquake videos I don't know DC shaking more than that there's multiples
5:57 of them shaking more than you never seen one of those there's only two people shaking when the the thing's over and it's you find all the mines did you find all the mines yeah yeah yeah I got it hang on oh goodness that's Pelosi wait she's 80 what 84 how's her she's 84 in her bra how does she look so healthy how does she look so healthy she's 84 looks good man FR she looks really healthy she just fed the run again in 2 in that photo she's 8484 she's the youngest woman only if she's Whispering stock trades in our ears the day after you get a stock trade nice I saw her at the beach yeah yeah she's really that was she jiggling all around oh yeah what do you mean you saw her at the beach I was like this is
6:47 Baywatch all over again when she steps in the sand does she sink like a foot because of the Heavies I think 84 is the new 63 yeah you're in a 63 yeah that's Prime for the pick 84 that's not that bad is it not that bad no you know people would say like Jill Stein impressive though people say like women on the left aren't hot and I'm like who said I I don't know about that no more have we forgot all about boobs did we forget about boobs already As Americans we lost our values we lost our way hey who's our new secretary of Def no uh Secretary of secretary secretary oh I don't think that's been announced yet still searching for the right 884 what year is she born 1984 that's jel Stein she's kind she's very pretty I know I think that's she's a pretty she's a
7:37 pretty honestly like she looks really nice she's the green party lady I'll take it for the team wait Anthony so you putting it away you put it away like that oh you me turn them out you holster you holster holster holster that's fine you just can't move no you got to break it down maybe if she had long hair put it away you don't like the Bob maybe if she had long hair or had corn or something oh like a oh like a ponytail high ponytail yeah not bad yeah that's true wait there was the uh uh Trump wants to appoint that one lady who forget her name the chief of staff one no no no no no no here I'll look it up all right try not to look at the laptop yeah it's hard cuz you want to see the next CU all I see are just heavy things there a lot of heavy things going on I see a lot of heavy things over there I don't want to look at it I'm just trying to
8:28 show people what I saw on this one you see show them what' you see dude I'll show you brother are we only doing political Edition is that what this no no no this is just like what's hot right now I think this is political Edition what's hot right pop Google searches you have any more a pictures who's that oh wow I want to see that's interesting photo but wet t-shirt I like who the heck is that that's tulsy Director of National Intelligence is that Tulsi that's Tulsi I don't recognize her in Security Homeland oh Christy no I don't support War wait so no no wood no I don't support war moners I'm going to be respectful this round and just oh two people okay I'll do them slow and Silent I'm be respectful like i' be like I'd be like I
9:18 love you sick I love that's a good approach I think I ████ love you I think I love you forever you know and then I'm like why isn't she calling me like I just called her like 17 times and she's not calling me back what's going that's cuz you you look at her as girlfriend material and you messed up cuz you put her on the pedestal yeah put on the pedestal my bad don't ever do that dude I thought you learned that's beta ████ I forgot we can't fall in love this early fall in love already brother resist girls don't like guys that sip too hard too quick they're like man hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at the j.co uh visit our friends here at this
10:08 site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff oo who is that this I thought that was Sarah Michelle Geller whatever not well we could look she the speaker at a house that Trump trump just um is appointing her to be the head of Homeland Security are you serious Homeland Security Homeland Security what does she do what with those she secures the Homeland brother with them what are her require what's her history what's her qualifications yeah how did he come to that decision what's her she governor no so she's a stripper shut Homeland Security South Dakota governor Christian
10:59 no has been chosen to head the Department of Homeland Security remember she's the chick who's like I shot a dog and everyone's like that's kind of she have any military experience 52 she's 52 by the way she wow 52 she looks 28 does she have any military experience but let's say I don't know she'll be integral to Trump's vow to secure the border and car out a massive deportation operation born in Watertown South Dakota raised on a ranch and farm outside the city farmer she was involved in a number of family businesses before successfully running for the South Dakota House of reps in 2006 in 2010 she won the States at large house CN in 2018 she was elected the state's first we got it credentials we got it but let's say you go on a date with this chick right and then you find out after the date she shot a dog cuz it like was aggressive towards chickens or some ████ 14 I don't give a ████ what she shot what the
11:49 hell I know what I'm going to shoot I know what I'm going to shoot the whole dinner I wasn't even listening let's go brother I wasn't even listening the whole dinner how are all these women look 20 years younger are they reptilians I think if you watch Fox News this is how you look well I just think when you're this how you look in power you ████ drink like the elixir of Life they're doing adome for sure they're like doing all of that ████ that's where that's where the medical Tech field is going I just like it's like when people go like she shot a dog I'm like okay look if she looks like Jill Stein that's a problem that's a huge problem big problem it's a big problem for me and I really pursuer to the fullest extent yep yep and she looks like this maybe the dog deserved it you know or maybe she could shoot some more things old yell got shot people don't
12:39 didn't really care about that yeah n she wasn't in the military do you have any other angles of her farm so that we know who really yeah that's true we should really vet her we're going to vet her how come they never have like um you know when they have like the beauty contest there's always like a swimsuit addition how come they don't have that for this they should do it that's a great idea should she like a pageant of all the the new positions yeah so we get to know him a little bit I think Poli positions should be amphibious yeah there you go brother wow she got she likes to hit chess day too yeah she hits chest day I can't believe she's 58 years old Monday man CH day on Mondays 52 get out of here brother 522 F lady 52 she's throwing bales of hay around best days on Mondays Daka blood but so they assigned her to kick out
13:31 Mexicans that's what I I don't even know what Homeland Security does Bart what do they do they secure the Homeland I think they just Mesmerize you so and you try try your best to keep your tongue in your mouth they tell you to not travel with toiletries that are too big 3 o that's the big that's the biggest thing should we should we um should we suggest ladies that we feel most people here would actually be on the fence about so that we can split the room on like ugly beautiful people I don't know it depends on what you're like you bring up for example how do you guys feel about Zinda oh I'm not into it she looks young to me if I was her age would she's so young how old is she I don't know she just feels young to me cuz I'm old now the age Gap is too big she was like a kid I think she's beautiful though she's gorgeous we split the room splits the room it's not like that I would I would be like I would be so weird I would be
14:22 like yes and is your flavor I don't know that's what I'm saying she controversial you know you don't know we said no is yours a yes yeah I think I I agree with Bart would God damn with there yeah with there see not me she looks like she's in third grade to me I don't know she still looks like a child I don't want to be uh like Shaquille Lil Angel Reese you guys see that like uh yeah yeah yeah I saw oh they're like he's like crazy she looks young had a screenshot of Shaquille calling her 17 times how old is she too she I don't know what do you mean and it's it's not basketball really but he's probably like hey sick of basketball hey I like no they were on the pot together you know you know what what else we're going to split the room about Emily Blunt what we're not going to how that's a what what are you talking about what is that wait look look the room is split
15:13 ████ no I just want to see a picture I'm waiting yeah don't cuz that's the format look at Ryan's face look at Ryan's he pulls the picture out yeah he's just too slow once he picks the picture out we all react Bart's already he's about to come already Bart knows he's going to finish he's already going we haven't started yet Bart is smart and he knows exactly what's you're talking about that same uh little clip though aren't you the clip don't show the clip then then we'll see I'm going to show the clip just only show the clip and we'll just I'm going to show the clip I got another person I think we're going to split the room how come how come you said Zenia you don't like Zenia or is it or or is it the age thing he's the only one who said he he likes her he likes her and he was hoping that we would all like her so he could Beil I knew it was boys cuz I know that Joe sometimes is gay so he doesn't like
16:04 girls true sometimes as voted on by our women yeah literally most gay person in the room yeah I voted on my women that's the scene come on see Ryan's not into it not into it dude no way what is that that ████ tomorrow ████ you want me to Google dude that's from that tomorrow ████ see Joe's being gay right now wait what do you mean ████ it's a great movie it's a great movie well why' you call it tomorrow ████ then I mean just that tomorrow ████ she's even got a British voice like like your wife does tomorrow ████ yeah so like that's like this should you should be in I know all right how do you guys feel about heting how you guys feel about Florence Pew oh yeah who's that who's that who's that look it up Steve that's the format I'm looking up gifs of her doing
16:55 oh she's in Midsummer huh uh-huh oh I even watch that I watch it she also plays she also plays uh paig in find fighting for my family or fighting with my family I didn't watch that I know what you're talking about it's really good she's like looks like a haen pen patani kind of but I think it's different cuz I've seen her in so much ████ and I like her oh her yeah I love her characters okay okay all right what about what about I haaris I forgot what she looks like I don't know what she looks like now but there's that really funny dance clip of her really she's really bad dancing or something it's really funny why is she bad funny here you look up you look up whatever Joe wants to say I'll show you haen panetar dance club Anna Taylor Joy Ana Taylor Joy Ana she's more like Fine Art the way that she a furiosa Anna
17:48 oh yeah she got one arm yeah I just think she looks like a ████ alien bro she just looks like a painting to me it doesn't it's not like doesn't elicit a that kind of maybe I'm not you're you're Sean it's got to be the iosa one this doesn't do it cuz she's blonde here I like that oh oh oh oh oh oh over that's very Joe that's very Joe's into that he's down to ████ Skeletor too skinny to me I need some meat on the B feel like a ghoul okay okay I like bck too but I I like I like skinny too I just like SK girls of all sizes I like skinny too but I'm sorry and I think fosa is the best one this one is so bad this is ████ you sent me I think you posted this scene before I did on what what is that from actually no it was
18:38 like it was a clip I sent you of all the worst dance I don't know if I'm doing you justice here bro I'm not this isn't a bit but like that's the same girl that's not the same girl that's the same girl furiosa yeah this is the whole thing this is Joe's thing that's the same girl yeah I like her way more like this but in but she's a kid there I'm not into oh God I'm not into it she's actually she's 13 well they shot she was 13 she looks hotter here I like she's 11 my bad 11 I misread it no I don't think that was Anna Taylor GE that was the character before her okay I like her hair you like her with a black face paint huh yeah look hotter like that no she she's not that's I say furiosa one is the hottest one she looks pretty homicidal this age wown a rider oh current age I think all ages all ages wona Rider yeah
19:31 type in wiona wona rer titties said wona rer titties I don't know when she was stealing I was my favorite let me hang on WIA Rider titties from from the past to present what is that going to bring up a documentary I don't know why'd you go Incognito because I don't want that in my search history that's why no wonder look how gr titties have been her titties have been great turn it way on turn it way her titties have been great what the ████ she do this on the ████ you know that's real oh I know what some of you guys might be turned off by even though I think she's hot go ahead haly Steinfeld I'm not showing the wait turn off what's maybe some of you guys think she's too young looking I don't know she's she is she but but I really liked her in bumblebee I thought that was a really cool movie I literally just said ex she
20:21 she is she is young looking cuz I forgot what she looked like one under Rider oh ████ dude she's great one under Rider is freaking great soft dicks out yeah she's awesome for sure would watch Bart Haley Steinfeld who's that let me see bro I don't think anybody on Ste Seinfeld looks good though I don't think anyone on Seinfeld's that hot yeah Haley Steinfeld who is that yeah judging baselin maybe a lame but I don't know yeah it for sure if I had to if I had to Wood Wood Steinfeld Stein Steinfeld what is she in imagine I just had a picture wait why is that why is her ti so huge Is that real that can't be a real what is she in is that a real photo what is she how come she looks familiar there's
21:11 no way that's a real photo I don't know if that's a real photo D it can't be what I thought she was a kid she's 27 she's 27 she's 27 freaking child God damn I'm getting old we are getting old yeah 27y olds look like 13year olds to me that's freaking weird she was the voice in the spiderverse stuff of the girl and then she was also not Hawkeye but the hawkey assistant and the Disney hawkey assistant she's the main character of Bumblebee the the Transformers movie which was I thought was really good what the ████ is that Seinfeld what the ████ is that dude W what the ████ is that that's hay Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld oh my God how about how about eain khif who the ████ you made that fast thank you who's a main khif oh you
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