0:00 thank you [Music] all right who uh keep real guys who here cheated academically nope dude that was my jam strong it's not like that once in a while but not really what was your preference what was your way in Algebra 2 there was a small um Japanese girl that sat in front of me and she was like she was really smart and she was actually a year below us and her name was April nishinaka I remember she was one of like very few uh Asian people in my high school and she was so little I could see over her shoulder nice oh so I just sat behind her and she I knew her older brother because her older brother went to school with my sister so like we knew each other and I would just lean over and then just copy your work
0:50 so she wasn't even doing it like as a teammate no like he just told her that means for Algebra 2 you'd have to copy the graphs and everything well that's why it was great I could see over shoulder because I had to show my work yeah you copied her work too I'd be like I'll get these ones wrong cool and that's how I got through Algebra I don't remember none of my algebra you remember Algebra I don't remember none of that ████ no you ████ throw Albert algebra equation at me I'll be like man I can't I don't know what the ████ is this you know it really it really depends on the teacher I sucked at math up until I met a teacher in like Community College dude same with me yeah yeah for real and then like this this old dude and he just talked to me and I ended up like I went from like C's and D's in math and also after this guy I got A's and math like moving forward same thing with me yeah the right teacher can just change everything the way they explained it or is it the way they gave it more meaning
1:40 you know what for me the only difference was that this community college teacher had explained that he used to suck at math I think that's all you needed to hear oh to be honest yeah it wasn't the teacher maybe the student just got older I never had no teacher act like she was wasn't born knowing all the quadratic formulas yeah especially in like math or like sciency yeah like they're so ████ arrogant yeah it's the arrogance it like turned me off from feeling like it was attainable to understand it and that's all that stops you mentally right espec when you're a kid you think oh I'm not a math person yeah oh I'm a history person I'm an English person whatever but in reality it's just like everyone sucks at it for a period of time right you know and I also I also was uh did a really big cheat in Algebra 2 class I had my buddy who's on my uh who wasn't my um on my dance team obviously in high school but we ended up
2:30 being on the same team college but in high school I remember showing for pop quiz and not knowing those Pop Quiz I didn't study for ████ and he was like he's like dude don't worry I got you I was like what the ████ does that even mean right we're like sitting there it's like math you can't just get paid like how do you how do you I got you and then he ████ like 30 minutes I'm just sweating balls in this whole class and then finally he's like and he switches tests with me might as well he takes my testimony and pencil what a ████ G and when the teacher's not only switches it back and then ████ race and re-roaches damn that was the most most intense copying I ever did on that one why is this hooked you up so much because I'm ████ pretty cool Bart they're pretty awesome to people usually I can't wrap his head around it why would a friend do that for you some friends are just friends they don't need something in return they just do things for each other and that's how they get
3:20 things in return you still talk to this guy yeah rarely though uh anyways Point what a good friend uh point is there was a teacher recently who created a uh fairly ingenious exam question in order to find cheaters and was able to catch 14 of 100 students that would have been me bro what is this question what 14 cheater yeah yeah that's very good psychological because here's the thing nowadays right when we had to cheat we're all talking about like when we were cheating what we were doing we're like looking over the shoulder what are our problems oh how did you recoption now your ████ cell phones they have everything there's a calculator remember our calculators were like textbook size now they got ████ little yeah they have they have Google available everywhere and yeah this ████ in our math class and it's like where do
4:10 you put it why is that even there and you got to sit by the window so the solar panel could get some power no yeah look what am I in the dark part of the cloud my battery is dead or like you thought it was super ingenious the first time somebody like wrote answers on the inside of a water bottle label that's a good one right but those ancient tactics have all been usurped by technology so much easier right and it can't be stopped so this one teacher started realizing that only on exam days every ████ kid needed to go to the bathroom all of a sudden all of a sudden right every kid like half the class always needs to someone to use the restroom but you can't you can't say no and you can't like fall into the restaurant there's like limitations to this thing right so his teacher thinks about this idea he's getting ████ annoyed and pissed off so he's all right I'm gonna write this
5:00 test and then on this test I want to put down one question that is impossible to answer it doesn't even provide it here by the way I think probably because you can continue using it yeah it doesn't doesn't put down the question but goes to the websites that students often look up in order to find answers for certain quiz and tests because that's what people be doing and put fake answer on and then engineered a fake answer that was close enough to the truth that a student who was going to the Russian wouldn't have enough time to fully look into and anybody who got that answer was immediately given a zero on the test anybody who just got the the question wrong in general was still given a score for that wow I thought deep it went deep into it he had his ta ████ code the answer in like these websites and ████ like that that's smart and then 14 students got that answer so imagine
5:50 ████ like putting together this test and being like there's no way anybody's gonna be able to answer this and I'll put a fake answer online especially yeah especially when you have like take-home tests or whatever like because you get those in college a lot or you have an open note open book test yeah so that's actually ████ genius do you guys think tests are even effective in helping people to learn ████ not learn ████ but keep them disciplined yeah oh yeah like you have to teach you consequences and it teaches you rankings and it teaches you that kind of system and to know your ████ on like before the class ends it teaches you depends on the subject too So like um when I was like pre-med and I was studying for the MCAT like every single question technically everything you need to know to answer that question is on that page so you can't even really
6:40 cheat because it's the utilization of those tools is what you have to know and memorize and it's impossible to like like read something really quick and understand how it's not a cram thing like geometry Fox so for example yeah like so for example like every so in the uh like on the MCAT it's not like oh here's a chemistry question or here's a physics question it's a physical sciences question yeah so it'll be like let's say this light passes through this prism at whatever velocity and then it hits this and this theme boils to a certain temperature what happens to this chemical now so it's like it and it tells you everything it tells you the boiling point of the chemical here it tells you whatever over here but it's your your grasp of the entire context that helps you solve this problem and
7:31 it's not something you can go oh just go ████ memorize like how gases turn into liquid or whatever here and then memorize how things pass through prism here you know what I mean so like I think in that case it works really really well because you know that you have to know not only just the memorization but also the utilization of it to even enter into that test ask that question ever in any test yeah that was a that was a complicated whatever that was a prism you ever been to prison before they spelled prison are you boiling light yeah you ever seen how light passes through a prison it does it down here I always forget that Bart's like really smart I'm not interested he just goes
8:21 the opposite way trust me the best questions of the day yeah I also got caught cheating uh in uh I don't know if I did I mention this I went to my cousin's wedding recently and I got reunited with the old high school friend I hadn't seen like 20 years I hate those people are those the point is uh this dude this dude who I I haven't seen or talked to in like 20 plus years um it was interesting because now it's grown as adults now he's like a surgeon and ████ like that right and I'm a ████ dancer ████ made it um we we ended up talking and then we're drinking at the open bar and the next thing you know I'm like apologizing for something that happened like over 20 years ago and I was like damn you ████ bullied him or what no why why did our friendship fall off and it's because of one moment I was real when I transferred over to my
9:11 high school I didn't have any friends I didn't go to the junior high before anything like that so you know when you randomly pick a friend you end up like all right that's my close friends the only friend that has you're my closest friend so we spent all the time together we play Magic the Gathering in the science classroom during break I was a ████ losers but anyways that still sounds fun this guy was smart as ████ though right still smart as ████ and we got honors English together and then there was this ████ uh this paper that needed to be due um for whatever stupid ass young Anthony reason you know sometimes you when you you copy or you cheat you just do it the most wrong way there's like a if you say if I say it now you're gonna like dull you're such an idiot but for some reason I chose the play drives like an entire like three sentences at the end word for word in it you know what I mean as an adult you're like why the ████ would you do that but you get lazy sometimes you're a bad criminal dude thank you I'm gonna judge you uh I'm down for dumbart to come back down
10:03 in fat bar yeah fat bar is my favorite but uh I I don't like bad criminals this this was one of those English teachers who like um it was you know in a very oxymoronic way it was like a dope teacher to have but then on the other sense like kind of a little bit on the ████ high horse a little cut block and he'd be like look guys I really like you guys but because I like you I have to give you the maximum penalty for this you want to teach you guys a lesson you need to teach his lesson so took us to the principal both of us got a year and a half probation oh a year and a half a year and a half of academic probation went on a record so certain colleges weren't able I was suspended for like five days for plagiarizing a couple of sentences could have taught you a lesson though right why was your friend also involved in this ring because it was his paper yeah oh they assumed he let him or
10:55 something yeah which he did but yeah so he could have like not got into the College of choice is that why like he hated you you never hated me for it but just the idea that like after that his mom was like you can't hang out with Anthony and then our friendship just like never went any farther but it was crazy to see him like 20 plus years I didn't be like oh dude it's good to see you and obviously we're adults and nobody gives a ████ about like that moment the mom's like you don't talk to that boy I shook off the bad influence and that's why he's a surgeon and you're a dancer she's like I could have been a dancer such a severe punishment the same thing happened to me that was it even a final it was just a regular ████ thing that's gonna affect your future that's ████ crazy and he's like I like you so let me ████ your future the hardest way possible but it's for your own good ah Anthony Lee was gonna be fine he knew he saw the potential again after that ████ that teacher dude jump his ass
11:46 right now the real problem is the teacher dude when I was in seventh grade and I went to a Christian school and I copied from this girl uh the the copy the Bible the Bible bro and I said it was my own work so many run-ons dude no I copied her my word was like it was like a Bible crossword thing and I just didn't do it so I was like yo let me see your ████ and I was like copying it and then the teacher got me and then she suspended they suspended me for like a day and like everything I just always felt back because I was like dude she was like a really sweet girl and she was like a goody good girl you know and her mom was like a sub at that school oh dude and like I ended up going to high school with her later and I always felt like she still ████ hates me do you ever apologize yeah I did I did but I got her
12:36 suspended I got suspended first why didn't you ████ copy from girl give me that ████ dude give me that or else yeah I was a robot and it's a ████ Christian crossword puzzle it's like I could have done it serious you know what I did um I didn't cheat but when I first learned quotations I was like this is the legal way I turned in a ████ pretty good essay where the only thing original was my name in the intro and the ████ whole body was just we did a book report and I just ████ said oh you know it's like this was a great you know it was like a great um moment when this happened end quote
13:26 and then it's like three ████ pages I just wrote word for word and I put quote as a citation yeah F obviously right I thought I was super clever at sixth grade because I was like how do I fill up five pages because you know they always tell you about this many pages so I'm like well I found a way of making five pages that got me in big trouble in English in high school because you had you know when you were reading a book in class every so often you had to write a paper on however portion you were on and I knew the teacher never read it I knew it was always a Tas who are my friends so I started just writing dumb ████ in Philippines with just stupid ████ so my friends would laugh knowing that it was nothing about the book that's why I got so good at writing it's good like perfect short because they're not gonna read all that ████ so then like eventually I guess at some point the teacher started reading those and I was
14:17 already way deep in my ████ and I I this is exactly what I wrote and this is why I got in trouble I said like wouldn't it be so cool so there's a book about ████ a girl in a ship I put wouldn't it be so cool if if you just had a gun filled with blanks and when you had road rage you could just shoot blanks at people this is what I wrote and then my teacher made me have a meeting with my parents and her to like discuss some like weird rage issue I had and I was like no I don't know if it's worse to say this but I've just been bullshitting a little year you're not supposed to read this so I had her look at my old papers that she never saw and I'm like see I do this every time so why aren't you reading this yeah so we got why aren't you doing your work it got me out of psych eval but I still got in trouble for like I did I got uh docked all the points from the past papers oh that's unfair you couldn't negotiated with there I'm like there's
15:08 not my fault this proves you don't read our ████ yeah yeah ████ that teacher yeah you're just a hacker that exposed the the hole she should be thanking you that is I do think about that though like wouldn't it be cool to have blanks [Music] foreign [Music]
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