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Do You Believe in Coincidences?

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0:00 [Music] okay you want to hear a really tragic coincidence a really I want to hear a cool one please tell me the detail actually leave the beginning it might be it might be cool depending on how you see it so in 1992 there's a woman named Melissa norre and she was kidnapped in Texas by her coworker who uh ended up and dumped her body down a road in Dallas that coworker ended up being a serial killer named Kenneth McDuff whoa and uh so just keep in mind on this road in Dallas dumped her body this like little Ravine right uh that woman she left behind a son who was raised by his grandparents that son grew up to be Michael Morris who by this

0:52 year was 38 and now had his own 18-year-old son the two of them end up getting into a road rage incident against some motor mot cyclist who claimed that the Father and Son attacked him with a knife so that biker guy drew his gun against the Father and Son shot both of them in self-defense W both of them died along that exact same stretch of road where his mom was once dumped yeah same exact stretch of road that is not a cool and the Biko was related to the serial killer he was the serial Killer's son dude same same spot as 1992 yeah that's wild that's going to be a movie probably that one scene yeah could be a YouTube shorts yeah short hey that's why Texas you can't be Road raging in Texas

1:42 or Florida like that yeah do you guys believe in coincidences yes what do you mean how believe in them how in what way some might say is it a coincidence or is it magic I don't think Magic's usually the other side I think it's magic we should normalize it or fate or something I don't believe in coin believe in fate no no no wait not fate or coincidence I believe so you think it's magic purely spiritual otherworldly being ████ it was meant to be by a predetermined negotiation made by the spirit so do you think it's the ghost of the seral killer that's like taking more of her Offspring that's two more Generations isn't that crazy you know how like early your just like wow it's like you guys are like wearing green and you guys are

2:33 whatever and then you guys blah blah that's not coincidence you think that's Spiritual Beings that are like these guys I've been here for so long Spirit no that's that's not a coincidence it's I wearing green this was on my couch synchron nity nity synchronized swimming time what sychronized swimming time Dam I didn't see that you don't believe that I believe in synchronized have you ever heard that ████ where people in the UK were showing like a commercial or something and then people in Australia saw it too but they never saw the commercial what do you mean mind connection worldwide synchron narative so they have a memory of it but they never actually saw it is that what you mean yeah hey do you believe in

3:24 simulation Theory yep oh so is that complimentary to synchron arity or is that completely separate things coincidentally no coincidences in this world but there's a other side of this realm that's going on it could be simulation Theory where people are like actually we're just playing a game and Earth is the Sims but then like I think in that game there's like deals happening like all right you got your character kind of like how we have uh Diablo and all the characters and we sell the stuff right so let's say we're outside of the simulation and we're going like hey uh uh real subin and real Joe makes a deal

4:17 that one day Joe and St subin is going to meet in the game and we're going to help each other out to play this level mhm and then those deals are being made outside and then they happen in real life oh okay okay they they happen in simulation life yeah okay how do you think that relates to this situation there was a deal that was made and there's a portal that that genetic always exits the game through there okay can the the version of me make better deals please please if you're listening I agree decisions make better deals stop being so stupid have more leverage I think that you know like in and and like if you want your character to be all super yeah like you could buy it right and then if you're rich you could buy

5:07 things for your character and then upgrade it I think that's the truth behind the scenes so everybody who's doing well in life they have an uh buying everything so elon's user is buying everything for his character pay to play like virtual currency I think there is a story character Arc that you can buy and you're like all right get your Elon series or your Abraham Lincoln series or whatever right and then if you if you have the wealth then you can have the cool ████ like the Hillary Clinton one right so do you think like let's say expensive let's say that a JFK's user buys the story arc of him becoming president does he also buy the end result the assassination assault well that's the mystery that's the game right but then they'll tell you things like that's another you'll be a legend you'll

5:59 be a trans Setter people will love you but you might die and it's like well we're all going to die anyway well like you're not buying the story right you're just buying like the perks of that and then you're siming the life the experience yeah and then experience and then somebody else is like I'm really jealous of that person's Sim so I'm going to go assassinate it yep wow so all these things that happen it's somebody else with more money so this or less or less money that's why like they're jealous so they're just going to murk you mhm well that's not really buying that much I don't know man I don't know I think this is just a pretty crazy coincidence that's that's me my personal opinion no coincidences ever line heart L I think I need I think I need to a Prett redefine

6:50 uh coincidence in my head or actually set this the right definition for coincidence no the real Colleen and real Nick behind the scenes are like yo wouldn't it be funny if like I worked at a jiujitsu gym called lionhardt and then your like last name was like lionhardt and then like you're kind of like owning lionart and then like one day we'll just meet and then it'll be like hey the connection's kind of funny isn't it it would be so funny to see their reaction and then I just never talk about it it's such a that's such a long content just H H cool like we nailed it we got the desired out that was it success it tells you that our users outside of this world have made a bad choice if they forced to sit there and just watch us talk to each other for this long well that's that's the actual simulation

7:40 Theory we don't have it's not one to one true all of us are maybe extras the variables oh we're NPCs yeah you know and so we're just going about our ████ right now because our actual user who's controlling the main character in the game might be an NPC we don't know who the main character is you know you're just there might not even be a main character person it might be like when you actually put like Civilization or Age of Empire or some ████ like that it's not a person you're just building ████ and like doing civilization and then we're just ████ things that exist in it the user the user is God really talk to him so just one we're just Age of Empires too real diminish his just coincidence that our users name is God you know what I think G Zero D like that know me that's a screen name

8:31 that's a online player joke when you buy your game your skin when you're ready to play right then this is what happens it's like all right subin see you in the game see you guys in the game I'll see you there we have our deals made all right game on and you start the game as a baby have you seen Rick and Morty where they play this game called Roy yeah that's so chint and Blitz yeah we're like it's a it's a little thing they put the helmet on and they just do that they wake up as Roy being a baby and they played through his whole life Wow and then like it it's really fast in like the real world but then when when the dude finally dies and he takes a helmet off he's like who am I cuz he like really where's my wife and then and then Rick is out there going a man you worked at the carpet store he's like that's what you do with your life at their high score they're

9:21 like what you went back to the carpet store after the it's like so funny there's no restarting for us making it too real again oh come on what the ████ I was just trying to have fun restarted what you mean real this is your third or fourth it's called reincarnation yeah what do you think Sten was in his past life a turtle turtle a turtle turtle turtle that's just a Hawaii thing yeah why I was I was a dolphin a dolphin definitely not I have to be an animal you're definitely more of a Mir cat cuz I didn't think he was human I think you were K this is his first time being human a Korean guy he was he reincarnated as another Korean guy I think he was a hun I think he was a hun yeah he was a hun you could tell by the lingering mustach you know what Huns are no I'll show you let's get down

10:13 to business who's a famous Hun though to theaa the Hun the hun I think I was in Korean War yeah I think so I could see that how you know that send me daughters how you know that you even human four Sons you're not in Caden my bad my bad Disney movie you got to say that I told you I'm 95% sure I'm NPC it's a simulation things aren't matching because we're not in the main so Nick is actually not like a person he's just one of the Bots I'm part of I'm part of the simulation I think I come W up in the morning something he's like dick n dick n dick n dick that's what the that's what the H look like damn that's you subie from before you remember that you remember that don't you know how to ride horses coming back the corner right here you're saddling them up and watching the his ass n sub's past life he was a military

11:04 something he was he was he was a warrior guy he's a warrior guy for sure I see the way you ride motorbikes I could never do that he's a rider crazy guy honestly one of my one of my favorite videos of subie is where like those two homeless guys are like fighting the beating the ████ of each other and subie pulls up and he goes hey man stop and they stop and he's like yeah yeah let's all get along let's all get along they shake hands and they completely stop their fight and subie rides off one of the craziest videos I don't know how this video doesn't have like 5 million views he PA them did you it's fake everything's fake now is it fake no ████ that lie to me no no why would that be fake I don't know this guy is God nah dude no you're getting too real but anyways that's one of my favorite subie videos is what I was saying

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