0:00 you know what the ultimate scam is like Asian parents would like they'll sign you up for piano classes or anything but God forbid you fall in love with that so you guys heard of Lily and Zang no no what is that well she only reached the top 16 women singles at the Paris Olympics singles tennis tennis at table tennis oh you talking about the grandma Yeah oh she's a grandma no no she's not a grandma I'm talking well her parents so she's in the Olympics right now and her parents are trying to win the gold medal in Asian parenting because they're basically saying like that's great we're glad you got in the Olympics and all that stuff but we think you should go to school and get a normal job oh that one okay yeah that one yeah but that's kind
0:50 of normal though right because don't Olympic athletes not they don't make money at all if they win they they make like loser how much do they make if they get I thought it was like 20 officially from the Olympic Committee no I don't think they get paid there there's a whole chart the athletes get flee so yeah um America I think it's 30k but then in Hong Kong you get 700 bro the Hong Kong Batman players they're 700k oh so it depends on which country and how they prioritize it cuz I think Olympics is also part of the geop and where's she from China Chinese BR so then wouldn't she get the 700k Hong Kong Hong Kong I she's representing what China United States oh she's us us table oh she's Chinese American okay so she gets 30 yeah she gets her parents are right kind of yeah she's basically saying parents are hella right yeah for sure she you
1:42 guys are the best dude get a real job saying like hey I wish they would just accept like that I'm killing it and you guys are going like yeah she's just ████ get she is killing those aren't mutually exclusive I know but she's not suffer like you like is she like she's destitute apparently she's living in a ████ studio apartment she's top 16 not not gold top 16 yeah yeah she needs to get a ████ job like come on we got UFC world champions doing Uber dude you know like that's tough that's hard also what if he's what if they're fulfilled they're like hey this is tight I get to do what I love and I just got drive but as a parent wouldn't you want your kid to be like hey like I want you to have if my child is not asking me for money and they're happy and they got their ████ like they're just like this I like this then I'm like well then I'm
2:32 chilling I think she needs to be fulfilling her bills though I think I think she's I who said that she's not fulfilling them I'm just assuming 30k is very low to live on but what if she's just in a studio apartment and she L like she lives like your Japanese people with very minimalist whoa like your Japanese people yeah like your your paper houses paper ass houses what like Paper Walls capsule Hotel ass yeah you guys have no chairs you guys are sitting on the floor serious question why why is this news like did she like share this so she's sharing this and then the news is interviewing her parents like the Wall Street Journal tell that loser to get a real job her parents are are digging in they say we always try to convince her to stop playing that's some Chinese par ████ we just want her to have a normal job we
3:24 are traditional Chinese parents ████ funny you know what the ultimate scam is like Asian parents would like they'll sign you up for piano classes or anything but God forbid you fall in love with that ████ you fall in love with it and you want to take it to the next level they're like hold on this was just to well round you for Harvard yeah that ████ wasn't for you to actually pursue it is it just them or is it everybody in this ████ room for the last 3 minutes hey her parents are right right let's get that let's get past that that's literally what happened to me and I'm still mad at my mom for it so but then you're going to ████ repeat the cycle I didn't I kept my mouth shut I wanted her to go to the Olympics okay good I like that but also I think her parents could be could like give her some more love you know they probably here that's their verion of Love check this kind of love brother we are traditional Chinese parents we always want her to focus on
4:14 school I always want her to get a job and be a regular girl the funny thing is regular the funny thing is we all fought against this ████ and we're backing the parents up no we're backing up because we know how sick a chess move is the parents are doing this as a marketing play cuz otherwise top 16 nobody's going to know who you are then they come out with this they're like how are we going to help her out oh we should be traditionalist that's true and get into an interview gets more support from the Asian Community than a tiger parent telling you not to pursue your dreams and that's what ████ gets you support gue this girl is going to get some random endorsement now true she might get her own 30 for 30 dude that's a big deal no that' be big that' be cool if a gold medalist Asian gold medalist had parents that goes I just wanted her to pursue her dreams no public no one's going to cover that ████ they going to be like oh of course she's going to get gold she has supportive
5:05 parents like Sunni Lee we're not really talking about and she won ████ no we are talking about her because of her kidney issues though she has kidney issues she had kidney issues came back but her parents support her yeah yeah yeah not not I'd prefer if they didn't well she's just Asian-American what what sport uh gymnast she's gymnast not just asan she's also M so like that's totally different too so the way she Champions that Community is everyone has low for M like Anthony Lee so then when they do something special imperialist if Ryan was here we'd be doing a 45-minute article about it hey I'm giving credit to the m Community they got through some ████ too probably from you imperialist as well y but I mean they had that one actor girl that one girl she's an actor all right team USA's uh Chinese origin coach says a lot of Asian parents that's why you
5:55 see so many talented players no matter boys or girls after they reach College they say bye-bye yeah that's true you know I did purposely do this where I was like I wonder for all the Asian dominating Sports if the US has Asian people and I was correct so like you look at the Batman two Chinese chicks they're all Chinese all the US sport people are just Chinese people doing all those lame ass ████ so I was like good this is the way it should be and that's why they're they're pretty competitive with all the Asian countries especially CH all the it's Chinese people against Chinese people saying well I think the reason why us kills it is we have everyone so everyone's good at their ████ so like all the jumping running Sports all black people all the gay sports Chinese people all all the cold Sports white people so we just cold Sports yeah ████ cuz black people
6:45 don't like the cold yeah that's true that's true except for Cool Runnings that ████ was sick that's true was there a black kid in Cool Runnings no you don't see color I don't see color either you're a modern man hey kiss my egg thank you you don't see color at all never have but he's definitely he his accents yes Jamaican white they were Jamaican white yeah wagwan wagan wagan he's a rude boy like that I thought you were talking about the pingpong player that is like 58 years old and she's coming back to the game she's in the Olympics she's in the Olympics wow I think she actually qualified or she played in her Youth and then she just came out of retirement and came back maybe both her parents died and they can't control her anymore maybe
7:35 like finally that's a good story though oh yeah dude get this headline table tennis Grandma who made her Olympic debut at 58 says her Dream came true despite loss dude that's tight wow cool to get on the Olympic stage finish the T despite loss of parents yeah L of I imagine that's interview my parents can't control me anymore because they are dead so I don't care to disappoint them and the only thing alive is my dream oh that's sick thank you thanks she lost in the pr preliminary round on Saturday bringing her Olympic journey to a close That's a hardcore laugh joke the tragedy very happy she said I don't feel sad because this is Sport I
8:25 try my best my husband my sons everyone I love and care about were there shouting my name even though that didn't help me at all it actually distracted me hello can I reschedule my flight I thought I was going to stay here longer we have no AC in the Olympic Village you see the beds too man we're talking about that too beds like made out of cardboard so they can't ████ they made like anti ████ beds really yeah it's all flims who cares if they fuar the athletes ████ all the time so they're ████ adults ████ then big baby especially with that opening ceremony and everyone knows you don't need a beted a ████ true that's true well hello that's what the pom hor all right pom their beds are it's cardboard and then they have Styrofoam boxes that they're like their pads and then they
9:16 have like a mattress topper yeah oh the dude how are these guys going to ████ sleep and compete at the highest level those ████ s█████ beds no AC well as long as it's fair as long as it's fair every everyone's doing it LeBron said he's not staying in the Olympic Village right he got his own place yeah I would do the same a baller I'm out yeah I think if you're like the goat goat I'm bring like my own Chef I'm bringing everything that's that's trying to ████ on the bed but she but she can't her St her she can't ████ on that's a crazy picture that's like mid flip why would they do that such a weird thing that is stupid yeah it's really stupid but yeah no that's so that's um yeah I support her 100% what we some of the worst bets you guys have about sex anybody I think one of the best things Asian parents can do for
10:08 you is tell you how disappointed they are of you never support you because if you could overcome them you can overcome everything else but why are Asians killing it so hard I mean because their parents have that yeah yeah you guys have a lot of emotional like immaturity like a lot of ████ to work through but y'all are killing it and everything you just generalize our em IM it's like you know you guys you're right how to cry right now but do you feel like table tennis is like a tough like sport to have you played against ████ grandpa in Montery Park no they put a ████ curve to their balls hard but what I mean is like to make a living out of it you know like after your Olympics what are you going to do with pingpong Shake people down dude ████ be a shark oh yeah yeah like hey let's bet yeah we on who car ████ smoke you
10:59 hustling just hustling it's got to be you got to be a table tennis sh well where where are their table tennis things it's always in bars and ████ yeah I don't see that the bars you see that the bars the bars yeah yeah never and there's no money in table Tenn like there's in like a tennis
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