0:00 I got it I bought a cameo from Chris Hanson you slipped through the cracks but I'm Gonna Get You all right so we're just gonna use this article as an excuse to look at Kim Kardashian photos what oh so is she naked I don't like that dude apparently well I don't like it let's talk about it okay let's talk about it you don't think she's the hottest woman on earth it is now news by the way she might be for Kim Kardashian just post pictures of herself in the bikini and then everyone just starts talking about it and then I could spit into a ████ Fox News article in here Fox News Fox News baby what's Fox News spin on her yeah they're they're saying that she's getting roasted in the comments of her latest sexy Instagram post so like literally she's getting
0:52 roasted so get this that's the news she posts this picture on on Instagram and a series of pictures like this okay where she's looking all hot and stuff like that and then so Fox News is going into their ████ comments like here just this we're those comments and going she's getting roasted in there that's news okay hold on and then there's who's running that account I'm gonna read into a news article and then you see this Kim Kardashian posted in teeny bikini gets roasted online but the but the only people roasting is people in her Instagram comments and that's the news it's just not incredible I like how you presented that lawsuit baby what a time we live in remember when everybody says
1:42 like oh man it's just getting so bad out there and like we're like on this Peg now we're on this page Fox News turned into The National Enquirer you know what's amazing if you read the four comments that are actually seen on here it's like you're hot fire you're hot fire Emoji fire Emoji like heart eyes heart eyes Yep Hot and then oh hi Kim that's probably the meanest thing so someone says honey she is just happy that's a roast so that is a roast or or somebody was like oh you could save eight thousand dollars on investigator this year I'm a Forex Trader you want to buy martial arts gear hey I have supplies people should see like oh man what is honestly the worst thing that someone said heed [Laughter]
2:34 you know why they have to do this is because they're friends with Kanye so then now they're like that's my buddy that's my boy yeah and he's getting inflamed right now like yeah yeah good point so it's like it's Maga Kanye against Kim who's fan base is a lot of sense we know who's going to lose that fan base is stronger I mean come on I mean everyone here votes Kanye yeah I literally just want him to be president I literally would be the greatest person of all time I wanted to hit you vote for him nope I don't vote what's up it's not tracks what sucks about it is we have to wait for Kanye to determine 83 so that he can be president yeah yeah you have to have old ass people as well yeah that's it do you remember people were like Kanye couldn't even be voted on the board of Calabasas
3:26 you know why because his ideas are too radical no because they're like you're trying to run for president yeah you probably couldn't even run for like Council of your own city that you live in like they wouldn't vote Biden was just here a couple days ago yeah you ████ our buddy Aunt his dad is chilling with them there's a photo with them yeah pants does it yeah that's cool oh is it cool where are you gonna go no yeah you weren't gonna go I think he came to go visit the whole the shooting thing here for the shootout oh he visited the guys huh did he visit the dude that saved this yeah yeah I think they got a photo together do you think that guy's sick and tired of taking pictures who the guy Brandon Brandon said the guy that disarmed the ████ he's like leave me alone you've got to be traumatic yeah he's like the cool dude like a regular dude that's what I mean like he's just like all right bro I don't gotta do any more photo ops I don't want to hang out with Joe Biden he's like I'll sign for kids but not if
4:16 you autograph Hound people yeah not if you're gonna sell this on eBay yeah I don't need the power but what if he gets like political groupies now though you know yeah so he's all getting like all these like like Democratic booties yeah he has a he has a cameo now yeah but he could he does what are the only fans now he's like hey I hope you're she's on your birthday oh that always goes oh man that one was oh that that hit me damn ████ oh you don't have it you don't have a cameo he does birthday shout outs I feel like you're gonna go do I have a cameo no I will tell you a true story I was God asked for a while when I was on stitchers like that was and also Cami would just come out so it's very popular and my manager was like don't do it because then I can't negotiate for you and I was like fair enough and I was
5:08 like that's why I have a manager so how do I get you to tell my friend Happy Birthday you see you're gonna go through his manager yeah you have I need I need some Indian food I need a matching jumpsuit I also want another uh Super Bowl ring Super Bowl ring this is about 75 dollar conversation yeah no problem I got it I bought a cameo from Chris Hanson to tell my friend uh take a seat to tell my friend that he was a molester that got away [Laughter] you slipped through the cracks but I'm Gonna Get You that's it I had Brian I had Brian Cox basically curse at my buddy for his birthday who the guy the old man from succession the main character you had
5:59 him curse him out yeah like as is like it's Cameo thing like happy birthday you ████ you fat ████ pig like you know like the way he's on the show because we were like just dude in character we were like this is his name say whatever you want just ████ on him for one minute dude I got somebody that's literally what we said I got I paid 600 for OJ to tell my mom he's gonna kill him great oh ████ 600 that's it great did it come with a glove that's it huh and a ride in the white box that's so cool was he in the Bronco he pulls up in the Bronco he's got like a special edition Cameo with like the arm and the gimbal on his car and he's like yeah how cool is that oh ████ man your mom was like you do
6:51 oh my God you're my favorite son hey Sherry I know it's your birthday I got some sharp advice for you what was the case that just happened on the news the the father who who killed his his son his wife I'm forgetting their name I don't remember either probably like it happens every week yeah but they they went some news channel caught to OJ to get his opinion on it what what I'm like why don't people do it I personally like to look at my victims in the eye allegedly of course yeah of course if I were gonna do it real quick uh so in the article the Fox News article they proceed to just write down what people in the Instagram comments actually oh my God there's 40 going on 21 grow up
7:44 literally one wrote that's what the article says roasted duck lit poses are so 2012. said another roasted anything to say semi-relevant right out of the third wow by the way do you really think Kim is semi-relevant what the ████ is that I don't think she's the ████ standard right now how do you go on Kim Kardashian's page you you imagine you open up your Instagram you go to Instagram you're following her you see her post this and you're like oh yeah what what yeah you think you're so relevant you're a loser you're not relevant so you know what's even worse is they don't follow they hear a rumor that she posted these pictures so they go and search go on her page just to tell her that she's
8:34 irrelevant they're like this is a rich I really I really want to know who was like yo I'm gonna take this to my new supervisor and I'm gonna convince them that this is news and we're gonna put it online for the whole world to see like so there's a discussion where somebody goes I have a great story and then somebody else goes this is a great story and then somebody else goes you're right let's roll it so you're just and that's three sources that's three people so you're like so they're yeah because they're they're idiot like they're like in the The Writer's room or whatever right and then one's like uh I got this really good piece on Jeffrey Epstein and then this other person's like I got this Kim Kardashian everyone's like tell me more about the Kim Kardashian yeah tell me more tell me more they're like yeah we know he didn't kill himself tell me more about Kim
9:28 honestly it sounds like if I told my mom to be as mean as possible that's probably what she would write no like oh you look old or like oh is this inappropriate or would she ever written this looks good but you have a shadow on your chest from your phone FYI oh that hey that one's turn of the night or she goes she goes oh my God Kim you look great dot dot dot not hahaha it's like oh that one's better dude 40 million followers you don't have your own lighting kit sorry JK you know how are those comments still up it's like borax you look hot damn dude what a great artist great great response dude the Pinnacle of Journalism
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