0:00 my original only Fan's name was actually the goat woman the goat girl because cuz I like goats oh ████ that was realistic really goat likee but [Music] um and welcome back to care boys today we got [Applause] Kazumi Kum yeah Nick will be the first guy hey yo dude didn't say it you just had a crazy birthday you want to tell us SP happy birthday thank you happy birthday happy yeah I um I Christen my birthday by cucking like about 300 people I tired what does cing mean like when I make you guys all watch me get freaking railed and annihilated it and that's what you wanted to do yeah yeah I always just
0:50 jumed about like getting in front of everyone and everyone be like a yeah man I don't want to ████ yeah and then afterwards everyone did ████ it was super cute oh that's so cute start every start every starts beating on each other yeah yeah well I made sure everyone that wanted to got tested like a day before so we didn't die I wouldn't have thought of that like you had a a day uh in-person STD testing I just sent everyone to contact info to get tested a day before yeah is there like a band yeah everyone got a wristband if you if you could raw dog it that's cool that's a good system that's really good especially cuz you can't wiggle out of them thins I'll tell you that I can imagine the like the social anxiety about like not wanting to be the first at such a party I like to be the fourth or fifth if you're going to get tested then you already know that you are down everybody knows you're down you're looking at the next person who also got
1:40 tested you're like everybody knows are down but you don't want to be the first person to just start you want to be a little koi about it and it's not your birthday yeah yeah it's my day it's like it's like my wedding day you can't first what the stop that's rude no way same as a wedding day ex so you don't get nervous in front of 300 people I feel like 300 people have at least jerked off to me you know in my lifetime but in person's different though no no no it's the same I mean no one was jering off this was like my homies like my college roommates my old like co-workers from Shak isn't that more interesting or like more ner I feel like they just know what I'm on like I wouldn't care if Ryan saw my vagina we're family so family we're like we're basically related yeah it's like looking at my own vagina like if I saw you getting topped off I would be like high five Ryan you
2:31 deserve it give some fist bumps thanks thanks it was cute because that was the vibe it was on cuz everyone was like oh it's a safe space of ████ so everyone just had like a good time running around naked and stuff you didn't have to get him tested I'll tell you that oh I'm untestable so like we've never talked to a girl this cool before um um I wanted him to watch me get railed because it was like just a crazy visual I made everyone wear all red cuz I wanted the picture pictur to look like a cult Gathering yeah I just wanted to look spooky you want it to look like a a cult Gathering yeah yeah so that's why all the all the sheets and everything was like blood red that's why I was confused cuz when I got the invitation to your party it said that uh the the uniform that you had to wear was sex worker attire sex worker attire or red I was like do I have that that's
3:23 kind of stressful to dress that's why I was hitting up Avery and I was like Avery what's sex work what's uh sex work retire for guys How would dress him as a sex worker I would have worn like guest jeans and then like a snapback like what you're wearing and you would just be like is that what you're wearing you know why cuz guest jeans look wet guys yeah guys who wear wet looking stuff those are ████ guys for what do you mean you you know how there's like Wax denim no ████ looks like wet skinny jeans yeah it looks wet what about guys with bracelets I feel like guys that wear a lot of bracelets they ████ a lot is that true I I've never seen a guy yeah like medical ones like leather bands yeah just a nick he has a little Fitbit yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah this is an interesting way to do Fitbit yeah yeah yeah how do you think how do you think Nick would be at at at your party I think Nick would rule the ladies would love him yeah you got like to swag about you I think I'd be in
4:13 the corner and I'd be like would you be in the jerk off Corner no I think I would just be nervous even you show me that video I was like nervous is it the same as the sad Corner yeah no there's a Jer Corner sounds the same it's a happy corner until another guy joins you no that it's an even happier corner what's what's the what do you what do you do in the jerk off corner like what is it what do you think happens in the jerk off well like you know what's the what's the etiquette that's a better question like oh that's good yeah the rules you want to be rude this is a no hand zone so I had like yeah etiquette at a sex party yeah yeah that's actually this wasn't a sex party it was my birthday party edate had a birthday party with a lot of C sex sure as heck looks like one I we haven't been to much I also had like two jumbotrons installed in the house that were streaming my porn at the same time sounds like a sex party no birthday party it was just about me cuz I'm a narcissist um I no people weren't
5:05 jerking off I think they were shy but it was cool to ████ cuz like I feel like it's like cooler to ████ than jerk off are you a Libra no what I I knew it I feel like if you're at a sex party what does that have to do with anything I don't really believe in astrology unless I'm like talking to a girl that I want to have sex with like that so honest funny I promise you I'm good astrology and I'll get you you'll see okay that's very honest so yeah what what is the etiquette at your birthday yeah um where come in dress code no plus ones I don't allow plus ones if you bring a plus one I'll actually rip you limb from limb and feed you did anybody try to do that this last one so many people tried to bring plus ones and I was like bro I'm literally getting banged out in the corner you have security you have yeah we had security but like I also have enough friends that
5:56 are pretty like on my level like you're going to find homies like Ryan found like a million friends at my last birthday party yeah um number three don't be stinky oh that's a probably a big one come clean it's not your genitals that stink it's your feet cuz You' be wearing socks yeah I do that maybe there there was like a foot washing station that'd be pretty good fo washing like with aroma therapy that'd be nice I went to a party a few weeks ago that had like a k like one of those like little tiny inflatable pools and it was called the ████ pool because they like were just like swimming and and like I don't know wait people J yeah dude so far the jerk off Corner scares me and the compo scares me a little bit they're in the same corner I I need me I think I need a plus one for I need to plus one for emotional support I just need a p got to get rid
6:46 from limb to limb it's covered um in ████ oh okay like real ████ not like metaphorical ████ probably metaphorical okay okay so let's let's say you can hang out at the glory hole corner and then you that's ack that's spot in the shadows dude in the shadows cuz he's like I didn't know it was a guy that's the Nick Place yeah that doesn't count on this one I don't have to get on my knees I can do this one even better if you have glory holes that go down or up he likes that yeah like if it's different heights if you could lay there that's what Nick likes like lay like Superman to get your if I could just staying right here if it was like this height it would be good yeah like your butt there no not against the wall not that that's the glory Nick wait wait wait the hole's there the hole's there wait what the heck's going
7:36 on here what's going hey there's a guy back there I've been to some glory holes where the hole is too high like the guys it must be only for tall guys they didn't measure it right the short guys have those are the one that Nick just goes like that to yeah hey man hey can we get an Apple box I showed you how do it Apple box over here so did you have like other games happen at this birthday party or anything like that um I was launching my street wear brand at the same time it was called red light district um so that's why it was like make everything red yeah yeah is that different to your other launch that you had like almost looked like a tuner brand no that was when I did a weed thing I don't know I'm like in my licensing era right now yeah yeah yeah use my likeness in places okay you're in Hello Katy era yes yes thank you let's let's say you're you're having
8:26 sex in that middle cushion thing a bed the bed I don't know what it was but let's say some guy just starts pulling his dick out jacking off is that okay well in in the instance here it's like all my homies so it's like I'm encouraging penis penis time so if your homies are jacking off to you you're like ████ yeah so if Ryan just takes it out and starts ████ going at it I'd be insulted if he didn't I did I'd be furious if he didn't if he didn't get a boner I'd be like what if Ryan started what if Ryan you have to prove it too what if Ryan curls up curls up into a ball and starts ████ jamming down on his own dick I mean who am I I'm like who am I to stop you know and I'm and I'm crying like I'm going so deep that I'm like oh yeah we're in a free country random but
9:16 when I was in Japan I went to the sex club in Japan and they made all the guys show their penis to prove they had penises and they weren't cops oh yeah sometimes when people say random it's not that random that was very random no no no that makes sense I've heard that too before like uh something about if you don't show the your penis in your cop type thing yeah so you have to show us your penis or cop cops are shy out there but at first my boyfriend was like I I think he just wants to see my penis so he just like he like was like here and he was like and he liked it he liked it two to three seconds like he was like good what up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and
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10:58 details there's so many different tear you can see it when you click that I think that' be a great video just to have just have Nick go to your party next time and then just film him the whole time you'll be allowed one plus one which is the whole Squad here who would I take I think I would uh all of us just nervous and awkward together in the jerk off corner and you should you should cover it you should cover it like a journalist yeah yeah like a fly on the wall we just take a bet she put all over ourselves and call ourselves glory hole and then just walk around and see who touches it yeah Vice doesn't exist anymore but Vice was there and they were doing a documentary on me just destroyed them yeah yeah now they're just going to like submit it to like can or something cuz it's like a really interesting space honestly cuz even in my last birthday party and it was cool it was cool yeah was there cake I saw no no cake I don't
11:50 like cake you don't like cake we're about to be naked like I just you know you a question cuz it's very mindblowing at what age or what f days in your life did you go from homies jacking off to me is ████ weird to I like it when homies jack off to me I feel like you're not a homie if you don't jack off to me that's what I've been telling you what what are we I jacked off to you two years ago I told you starting from when you were like in junior high I don't think I was thinking about that in junior high but I feel like I think most girls are like I don't like you when my homie jack off when a guy is like bro like should I is it weird to subscribe to your only fans I'm like I don't know is it weird if I if you're a musician and I listen to your music or like is it weird if you're like if you're a comedian and I don't you know like I said we we support
12:40 each other right so it's like if my homie opened a restaurant I would go to his restaurant give him my dollars but if my homie opens a restaurant I still don't have to see his butthole is there a difference your eyes close your eyes and eat the food close your eyes I see I see so that's dangerous hypothetically for the science of this um relationship are we not homies if we don't jack off to you we're enemies we're mortal enemies I don't need another enemy we your NE oh dude you know what was really cool though that I will say and my favorite thing about your party was that cuz you know how you make it really clout proof yeah yeah it's Cloud proof so I met tons of people that I'm like oh how do you know Kazumi and they're just like oh I've been friends with her since like high school like they're just like regular ass cool people and they're just rubbing one off no no no they're just like talking to this guy there zero people jerking off actually but like
13:31 it's a remember like it's it's a different thing when you meet somebody and they still have hella old friends around it's a good sign like you know what I mean and they're just like yeah she's never that like you've been who you are you you don't have a new persona or new identity that's really cool I've been liking to homies Jerk it for a while it's pretty cool of you yeah are we uh without being rude uh my intention is not to ask how old you turned at your birthday but was it an occasion for your age that you chose to like go all out I turned 28 which is the number you become a mil in porn world yeah really I believe you I think the the year you become a mil is when you get like major boobs that's regardless of age they just come in yeah yeah what age is that whenever you get giant boobs so for the sake of Milestone conversations do you like have like aspirations or plans for
14:21 when you turn like 30 for example oh like do I die that's usually how do you top how do you top yourself how do you top your party yeah I feel like well you know actually that performance that I did my last birthday party where I get railed by one guy was actually supposed to be a gang bang but I was having trouble recruiting more guys yeah because there's so many dudes there a lot of them were okay with a train but I was like no I'm asking for a gang bang which is all at once Ryan's hanging out at the ████ buffet table so what do you do you go can I get some volunteers and then dudes are like at the end of mine I was like yo wristbands up and then everyone with a wristband came up and I was like finish me and then like but only my home girls actually jumped into bed finish me as a badass line for that situation I got to say I bet some guys got scared they got intimidated performance anxiety you know with 300 people that's that's probably a lot that's why a lot of my homies said no because like they all a lot of them
15:12 do porn but they were like dude 300 people are going to watch what if what if what if next time everybody wears like a goat mask you know what I mean that's spooky yeah didn't you want it to be spooky scary we hot faces weird idea I'm weird dude my original only Fan's name was actually the goat woman the goat girl because cuz I like goats oh ████ that was realistic really goat like but um I was doing a shout out with a girl and she was like you ████ goats I was like no I don't what huh and she was like well that's what it seems like cuz your name is a goat girl you really like that logic though it's a stretch huh that makes sense yeah I guess it does so then I was Kazumi um big booty and she was like that's not true reader cuz your booty is like this is your worst critic yeah sounds like a hater so then I was
16:03 Kazumi Squirts and she was like but you're not even a squirter I was like I hate you yeah are you still friends with her um she's gone yeah oh oh I no no no she's just gone oh okay I was like oh ████ I feel bad for asking that I took care of her I have no last name no porn last name I think my last name was going to come like the way Like Rappers have last names like Playboy C or through the wuang generator yeah that's tight like I have to wait for it to come said come twice love it Kazumi wait for it to come no too long too long I'm weird um when you when you are a porno person and you're just hanging out in public and say you're at an apple beees or something like that I've never been inside an Applebees say you're outside of an Applebees and you see guys keep on bird
16:55 doging you keep on looking at you are you like come on brother I know you know after or was it like homie throw a fist you know after my podcast with you guys I got a lot of people being like you're a girl from JK news and I was like what hey that's great that means new people a lot of TSA people not to lot of TSA we have a lot of TSA I just dude I just saw I just fished both of TSA guy coming here again this happens to me all the time TSA like loves JK news for some reason they poor people always recognize you there it is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no I got a lot of people from JK news thank you guys you yay they're sick I think this was like my first like Asian podcast too cuz at the time I think I was only doing like no jumper and stuff which was like hater podcast now we're in like the Happy People podcast that's cool how was your softw underbelly though my softw underbelly you know what's weird that
17:46 guy actually asked me to dress like like a little hooker like that I was going to come in well no I was going to come as a hooker I ask and he was like hell yeah and I was like I don't know that was like too too joyous really it was a little can you just come as like a nun next time I just think that would be funny but like you know or about pants suit that'd be tight you know what I mean like a politician but I think softw underbelly is funny cuz it's like it's black and white it's like you might as well put like sad music over me and be like hi and he's really just dead silent most of the time huh you just talking what is softw under ailly it's like the sad people podcast okay shout out shout out sh I've never heard it said like that but they they find really interesting stories so like people that were former crackheads or prostitutes or gang bangers Mafia dudes and you and you were on there and it was sad Vibes well
18:37 I felt like my point of like going on there was to be like you know actually there's like no sad story here you know like I feel like I'm just a weird chick that like likes to have the homies jerk off there's like no like sad traumatizing underbelly towards me uh but they still put it in black and white and I felt like it was like in the arm in the background adopt a dog damn I like Sarah mclin he's kind of controversial controversial Jesus Anthony uh so like for like sex parties like what's the fruit spread like you try to keep it light or you guys doing like it depends gang bangs like they love Costco chicken wraps oh ████ yeah Costco chicken wraps you can hold in your hand is easy you know yeah yeah or deres that are like portable like that like a hot dog when you when you do when you have your uh performance at your
19:28 parties are you empty stomach or you uh you have a little meal beforeand I don't really eat at any type of party like if I went to your birthday party I don't think I would eat what if you had your favorite like to be skinny it's your favorite yeah what we got Fri rib for did you have to kick anybody out from this last party that's what I was thinking no I was homie Central but I think I made it super clear if you don't come in dress codee and if you bring don't and if you bring a plus one I'll kill you Thro what does your boyfriend think of the homies is he like there's a lot of homies there's too many ████ homies everywhere he's like woohoo I mean we just came back from like a trip to bise last weekend we're like I don't know we're chilling I don't know what that means like what does that mean yeah what you do in B cuz I don't know bise is that like everyone ████ over there no no
20:18 it's just a nice Island like we like we just like live a nice life going on vacations and chilling you don't have to worry about homies jacking off over there well anyone can jack off at any time won stop you're always welcome do you guys still do those vacation ones where it's like everyone's there to like have open sex and stuff yeah yeah yeah but this is a normal there's a reg regular Normie Normy one yeah yeah but like my home my boyfriend can also like talk to other girls so it's like equal but honestly he's like really into just playing um that g like League of Legends or whatever yeah it's either League of Legends or magic it's like some nerd game nerd the one where you have to commit to it every schedule Dungeons and Dragons yeah oh he plays D Dungeons and that's a very nerdy super nerding he's getting us NBA I don't know he's been loving I feel like knowing that he can just like find like endless vagina makes him just be like
21:08 I'm going to do this I'm actually just going to focus on something yeah he was like actually I'm going to focus because the vagina's always here care is there a line where like your boyfriend your your boyfriend sees you on a couch getting railed at your birthday and maybe the guy like starts stepping on your head something like that he's like hey no no no oh yeah does he have a boundary for like if a guy steps on my head or any action that's he's like that's sacred us like that's too far if someone like American history ex me I feel like my boyfriend would no but it's like a brand new timolin like it's just like they for pressure it's not there for pain fresh out the box out the paper there's a porn star named prince yosua who always keeps his Timberlands on and he always steps on the girls head it's because um that's Steve's dude that's Steve's that is your move because you Prince doing it 10 years ago is that your AKA you like to wear shoes because you don't want the come to slip on your feet and you slip and fall it's like a hazard I don't come
21:58 that it's a workplace and it looks like home Alum too so you got to wear work shoes that makes sense non slips yeah scene for scene you need the stability and the there a paint bucket coming you need like Pilates socks karate the grippies well I feel like I learned a lot about sex party yeah wow thank you for sharing about your birthday yeah thank you that was awesome if I alive next year you guys are inth you're you're going to be alive what do you mean I can't wait until Nick's birthday party I'll probably just do like do we have to get tested for your party
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