0:00 you can't even easily speak to a manager at FedEx Kinkos you gotta wait you gotta wait to think going into the Vatican you can talk to anybody [Music] a disgruntled tourist smashed two 2 000 year old statues busts bus they were ugly huh in the Vatican because he was denied a meeting with Pope Francis I think that's fine if it's at the Catholic church I think it's fine anywhere else but the Vatican is a beautiful thing oh for sure you've been there right I bet it's beautiful the Vatican in there man you feel like you're in heaven already it's like just the way it's built and like they got these ████ Windows where the sun beams come in and you walk in here
0:51 the ████ dude walking around with the insets and ████ you're just that side wow like ████ 50 feet with a ceiling you know and you got marble floors that looks like this and then you guys and you got these kind of uh statues it's ████ Majestic in there man you feel like you need to be on your best behavior so you'd be pretty pissed at someone that busted up two statues I'm not even Catholic and when I go in there I go dude ████ respect but you know how many people got um you know what I'm talking about there oh yeah I don't know how they could even do it but he wasn't even fighting for that yeah because I was thinking about that he was being a brat yeah yeah yeah that's true he was being a brat yeah what if he was fighting for that what if he was fighting against yeah and that's why he wanted to talk to him but that's how you fight for it well bye to start is it what do you do now you really needed to go like confront the man that's how
1:42 they fought that's how they fought when they didn't like Robert E Lee statues what if it was an accident my uncle what if he like slipped and bumped and hit both it wasn't an accident it's because the Marvel no those things are heavy man you got to push those things over and there's two of them yeah they smashed two of them he like leaned on it was like Oh and it slipped and hit like dude basically would go you did 4 000 years worth of damage yeah you have you know a sizeable following on social media and all kinds of stuff why when you were at the Vatican didn't you walk up to uh the vatican's cherimonte museum and say like I'd like to speak to the pope please I did not that was an option oh this guy was just a walk-in and he just like straight up demanded to see him he just walked in bro he's a ████
2:32 tourist he he walks in he's visiting the chairman Museum and he's like pulls a guy outside he's like yes I'd like to speak with the Pope please and then they're like uh yeah no and then he's like oh really huh and then he starts ████ up this ancient you can't even easily speak to a manager at FedEx Kinkos you gotta wait you gotta watch him think going into the Vatican you can talk to anybody the inside is probably one of the most beautiful plays I've ever been in well it better be for how much we ████ give the collection dish it's pretty epic and nuts in there I'm I was really Catholic it was ████ wild how much money do you think you've given the Catholic Church my family wild how much what do you think Wild ████ all right oh how much money is
3:22 there in the ████ Federal Reserve you know watching my grandma and my mom and like it's like what the ████ are you guys doing like and and like I'm like when I was a kid like getting groceries was a big deal with four kids so oh yeah wild yeah yeah but then like seeing my mom just dropping ████ cash money and like during that when they pass the trade around yeah was it just the trailer were they doing that thing where like 10 of your salary or some ████ like automatically the tithes no we didn't do that oh yeah the tide no no it was just like a sweepstakes amount yeah it was a sweepstakes ████ dude well I mean rather than spend the money on groceries why not spend the money for Jesus to feed the children apparently but a phone I think I know what he was feeding him he was feeding them yeah yeah I was waiting for somebody to do it is that he root for barley I was pointing to Anthony and he didn't even do it thank you listen JK glossary we can't say certain words or
4:13 else the YouTube thing messes with us so instead of saying things like grape we say yeah starting today it's a little bit nicer than you know what I mean yeah yeah because that means like that sounds like I did it fast it sounds like you like it yeah I just got it done that you liked it yeah that sounds more consensual yeah whereas it sounds slower more methodical yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what Bart's getting at JK glossary so what what is like a punishment for a person who goes in and like destroys like four thousand years it has to be the new Statue they gotta ████ dip the dude in wax and is it the Vatican City it's its own country right so they probably have their own rules they could probably lock his ass they could probably assassinate his ass so he wasn't turned over to the Vatican police which would have been sick he was turned over to the vet to the um the
5:03 Italian police the town please Italian please oh that's Italian it's just gonna get pizza and stuff um no one knows what the tourists wanted to talk with the Pope about they didn't ask but and I think this is a little bit sad state of our of our world many people have questioned his mental health oh God that has nothing to do with it okay no nothing to do just don't suppose that kind of ████ that's ████ up what if you like woke up one day or like he got like a message from God and he's like I have to go ████ speak to the pope because like you know that ████ used to happen it doesn't happen anymore because you know there's like order and structure in religion now but back then cynicism right back to the people used to just get ████ messages from God I could get a vision and then need to report it but if you get it now you're called a ████ nut house yeah yeah
5:54 what if people are getting Visions from God now and then God's like man dude everyone's so ████ goddamn picking the wrong dude yeah who do you if you get a vision from God who do you talk to about that's what I'm saying don't you like wouldn't you be like ████ I need to go see the Pope I need to see the highest level well let's just start with the regular ████ priests that you don't have to go straight to the because like you got your mayor right you go you got your Senator whatever the chain of command yeah you don't go straight to the president sometimes you got to go straight to the source if you got a message from God that's already higher up that's already above the mayor's pay grade you know what I'm saying like what if it's some serious I think I would be a little bit more strategic than to put a message with that person you think he's tripping for putting two giant monuments that are breakable right in front of everybody you know what I mean does that mean the Vatican needs to do
6:44 ████ uh mental health checks before they just let people walk in with a coven Q-tip we might be there have you guys heard about the the kids who talk who say that they saw Mary Magdalene like they they say that she in the flesh them they all know they all have the same dream they all like sleeping oh the same ████ dream like they were all sleeping in different places around the world at the same time no it's in the same place in Portugal whoa okay which is a very lovely place to visit it was Apparition Lisbon is very nice I mean I think that'd be impressive if none of them have ever heard of Mary Magdalene so they had they had but um so is all like the same in the same Village right they they're tending to a flock of sheep outside this Village tending to sheep is like right in that biblical yeah it
7:34 feels good all right Jason they saw an angel the angel was transparent and it was shining like a crystal and then they say their names are Lucia jacinta and Francisco and they were like nine years old six years old and seven years old they were stunned and then the angel says don't be afraid I'm an angel peace pray with me and then the angel said that um the said that you know there's there's going to be Visions coming to you and they started seeing for the Virgin Mary as a lady dressed in white shining brighter than the sun giving out rays of clear and intense light she promised to come to the children on the 13th of each month and then dude all this ████ the Vatican has like in their texts what the kids were told from Mary like the Mary told them like three predictions about like the world or some ████ and like all
8:26 three of them got inscribed and transcoded into like the Vatican archives and planted there like the first two the Vatican released or like the world released them the third one they didn't release it but then they released it like ████ in 2008 it's like 12 or some ████ but they didn't the people think that they ████ up oh they that they lied about what Mary said in the third really yeah but we're the first two right it's big that's kind of interesting what's the uh is there any more information like beyond that like is it would is there something about 9 11 but but it was like a two years too late yeah it was like no it was early it was like kind of big it's like yeah like something will happen in New York New York and like an extra Liberty like they're gonna get hit with planes they didn't say what
9:17 type of planes see that's what's cool I like people who have visions of ████ they didn't that don't all really exist like that's dope right or or do something impressive like tell the ████ deal or no deal contestant which suitcase has the ████ oh my God something that's easily but I like it when the white ladies wake up and they speak Chinese all of a sudden that's pretty cool bro when I was in ████ Prayer Warriors and I was like prayer Warrior yeah I would do like weekly meets with people who had gifts of God so they would like do this like one of them it's like ████ X-Men like wannabes and then they'll just like one lady had the power of like she would close her eyes then you put a pencil in her hand and a paper and then she would just write what God's saying and she was just like frantically writing and it was like cursive ████ and then she would read it out to the group and it would be like thine is thy thee thy thou like all those types of vernacular yeah well it's not like literal the vernacular yeah so she
10:09 writes like that and every and uh one other girl goes God still talk like that you think he'd update his uh his wording you know it was really funny so that's ████ good started to fall apart at that point for me [Music]
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