0:00 imagine every city has a homeless basketball team the HBA so you get to see the LA bums versus ooh the Toronto Tweakers are going to yeah the Toronto Tweakers wow they're a little soft though and then you see them play and you assign the bum King to be the coach and they they run plays against each other [Music] yeah welcome back to another episode of careful boys where these guys think they're so righteous always complaining about homeless people me too I always do that but you know what let's hear your theories on how you're going to help the situation what is your plan hom Las Vegas has a really good plan where a lot of the homeless people are living inside of the tunnels and then sometimes they just open it up and clear it out with water so how could
0:50 La do that they don't live in tunnels are so you think they should La should move everyone into tunnels and and then flush it flush the tunnels once in a while wa do they survive they get clean so wait how does that fix anything now they're just like out in the open and they're wet I think that is that is a way of fixing we have What's called the LA River that goes all the way down yeah and if you can flush them that way they can it's like a mass Long Beach make it Long Beach is problem it's a big bath yeah okay yeah and then they can go all the way down to Long Beach yeah so that's that's a way of solving it okay I don't want to speak on something that obviously so many people are already doing amazing things uh amazing from a volunteer point of view I don't know any
1:42 people are obviously doing way more work than I am however uh we're all familiar with the idea that like there's some sort of corruption where if you like allocate or budget money to a group of people to like try and fix the problem but then if the problem gets bigger then you allocate more budget to those people and then the problem gets bigger and they just keep on getting more money that like just is a problem in of itself we've all seen this um so like maybe if it was like commission performance-based payment maybe that could be helpful like budget budget can't go to salary budget just goes to problem fixing no salary um and then if you like actually reduce the numbers percentage year over- year or something like that maybe then from there there's like payment to people who are working in those positions I don't know um but it it's hard to say because I see
2:34 a growing problem we we all see the growing problem and then we see a growing budget to fix a growing problem and then it just happens every year yeah and the budget doesn't really help the problem but the budget keeps growing too yeah so it's like I'm not sure how that works I'm sure it's way more complicated than I understand but it's cuz everyone treats it as a poverty problem but it's actually a mental health and drug problem and that's the truth yeah until we get so we should flush out the mental health problem water heals a lot of people I think it's I think it's a sports problem Sports problem I think we should do homeless basketball teams oo imagine every city has a homeless basketball team skid roll Globe Trotters the HBA they can bring income to their everyone gets to Rocket Jersey so you get to see the LA bums versus Houston
3:26 Seattle's going to go off we probably have the best basketball play the Seattle crackhead ooh the Toronto Tweakers are going to yeah the Toronto Tweakers wow they're a little soft though and then you see them play and you assign you assign the bum King to be the coach and they they run plays against each other yeah the John Wood and of all those folks there has to be a good coach out of be where is that League uh in comparison to WNBA show it with your oh it's going to be way better way more money yeah the W would make way more money oh the HBA is going to make way more money the Bro the stories alone think about like they follow the player y know brother they have like little donation links or something like that and you could be like yo I'm on to ████ pay you know what I'm saying like cuz people will get attached hey that's not a bad idea low key cuz you I think for Americans like low key is
4:16 actually kind of sad like for us to like give a ████ we probably have to humanize these people we got we have to humanize put them in sports and then and then uh it's like Hunger Games when people care they start donating and everyone loves a training Montage y absolutely they want to see where you started to where you can go what if like there's like a boot camp and if like all homeless people like literally if you're on the street for more than a month you're like literally sent to this boot camp and they just put you through like a physical regime there's therapists and just like things just to like a giant makeover you get once you get through the boot camp once you made it through that then you get like a payment for the rehabilitation or something makeover is good like queer eye for the homeless guy if they did a whole series on that that'd be tight what if queer for the homeless have you seen que ey that's but that's assuming the homeless gu is not also gay no they're not all gay all gay
5:07 no it's just the gay guys are helping them cuz you want a gay guys touch what if he's already gay though what if he's gayer than the queer guy well then he wins something else at the end I don't know if gay has anything to do with the show it's just this they're working on The Stereotype of gay guys are very fashionable but also that means gay guys have a lot to do it's just like America's or Extreme Home Makeover it's literally that but for like people yeah but they don't have a so what it Extreme Tent makeover oh yeah kind like those home shows I think we have another seriesv cribs okay I think we have another series T makeover you know all the old like HGTV but for tents low key dude yes httv for all of these all these programs exist under this network exactly all the all the shows that we select growing up in like uh like P My Ride yeah like that but this time remember the wife swap yeah where you have like one wife live
5:59 with another so now you do the same thing with the middle class family and a homeless you kind of see how that interacts with like what they do are you talking about homeless to homeless are we going to change classes here no oh that's a whole another many seasons later though yeah that's cuz we could call that one like Prince in the popper or something like that low key okay what other TV show oh I got homeless Whose Line Is It Anyway oh improv homeless okay I got a good one mxc Mari visits homeless people teaches them how to ████ organize their homelessness no but she's like minim she's going to be like yeah she could throw all the ████ away say thank you and then throw it they're going to be like what the ████ it's already in the she's going to throw it away they're going to go grab it again I'll say this there's a homeless lady on the way over here that needed some Ric condo did you guys see that on the way over here they all need it cuz they live in a lot some homeless
6:51 folks they keep a real tight ship not all of them I have one homeless dude on my block who keeps a ████ tight ship he's on the bus never seen at 6: a.m. every morning he sleeps in the same spot he sweeps in the morning but he's rare that's a rare one it's rare that's a rare one I always see people having a whole lot of ████ yeah the lady I'm talking about has like she has an Ikea of just stuff like that's how much ████ she has on the sidewalk and I was thinking like how does that work but you know like a marine condo could go in there I think she can teach them but when I drive by her head is in her lap the whole time so I don't really know if she's in the best like State I think like like that low angle sunlight remember when you go to like uh like science fairs and kids would have to compete and then like build some sort of like thing volcano with the yeah stuff like that I think if there were like arts and crafts projects for them to
7:41 like get creative and then like the best one could win some scholarships and stuff I think that would be huge scholarships yeah cuz some of them are probably crafty really really crafty in ways that we don't understand I think musically would be a good thing for them low key like music stuff cuz a lot of them are pretty good at ████ like that do you follow people music CL kind of like that Jamie Fox movie oh that is he the violinist the cello celloist oh the celloist do you guys follow any homeless people on Tik Tok no they got Tik toks dude they got VMO and PayPal they better have Tik toks well they have like some homeless folks they share like what they do in their stories and stuff yeah and you're kind of f like it's a big section of Tik Tok they talk about how they're living in a storage facility and they get caught because they oh you talking about that black guy with a with his white girlfriend he's one of them yeah and then he keeps getting cuz people report him about like where he's hiding
8:33 there's a really good guy on Tik Tok who who just like uh like time lapses his cleaning out his stuff he just like cleans like every season or every Power Washer videos he just like sweeps it up he just like reorganizes everything like takes a mini shower and stuff you're just kind of like oh that's cool that's very satisfying yeah ioy I think homeless people should get into water sports cuz one of the biggest reasons why there's a huge stigma is people don't like how dirty they are and they stank but if you're just a beach bum B and then you just look like a surfer dude so then they're going to remove the stereotype cuz it's like oh it's just the guy powle boarding yeah but then wouldn't that make them all end up in Hawaii and then you just really can't I was thinking about San Diego but I was hoping for San Diego okay so there's the other type of homeless people as well which are the ones we don't see the ones that are like
9:23 living in their car like barely hanging on like cow surfing so if we were in a scenario where we could only help either the bum homeless people who are living in the streets or the people who are on the cusp like in their cars who do you think we should help first if we a good question the bums bums on the street I think it's two different kinds of help well the thing I the reason why I say bums I feel like people the biggest nuisance to people that live in the city is people's safety they don't want their wives or their kids going out and there's like some guys trying to like bite the air cuz a guy that's living in the car I think he's trying to like get back on his feet find a job but there's people that got really comfortable so I think like for most people's concerns is like let's say you have a restaurant but then you have someone in the front that's acting crazy scares away the customers I think it's generally like that like how how do you maintain the peace mental health
10:13 facilities for real cuz if there's a guy pooping on the corner while you're trying what happened to insane asylums why don't we have that for like people now they took it out budget and a lot of them were inhumane so they didn't pass approvals I think you is it more Humane to have people just live in the street in the cold that's the debate that's theate but then the thing is like are you really helping somebody by like this person may not even know what Milky Way galaxy they're in and you think giving them a sandwich is helping them yeah what about uh they don't they don't eat that much surprisingly have they ever tried like those colonies or whatever did it ever work so you know like uh the San Gabriel river that comes down from isusa yeah there was kind of like a unofficial um homeless Colony there and then when they said when the city announced that they're going to flush them out a lot of them are pissed like we finally found our own spot this is
11:03 kind of our own Sanctuary we don't mess with people we go out and yeah we all get food but then we come back and these are people that are like level ahead enough to like actually talk on like to the news and there's like a whole colony of of them um like is have they ever tried a model like that where like you just go herey this is your guys's designated space the closest thing to that is like salt and sea yeah where it's like almost self-governed in a way yeah salt and sea has a Colony there well it's like you know Sal and sea right how there's like just a bunch of like kind of like Renegade people that are just living out there oh oh okay I know what you're talking about yeah there's that big mural that they built on the hill MH like it's like paintings and all that and then there's a homeless Colony yeah but they're not like all homeless but well they have a home now they just have their own space but it's
11:53 like alternative living like that's what they do but they have rules and ████ yeah yeah yeah they have something like that in Hawaii too but you can't be like the kind kind of homeless people we have in LA and they they won't accept you there cuz you're just nuts cuz I think one is just that is just poverty right and I think that's different from um someone who's schizophrenic or like a mental break yeah or like someone who's got a severe drug problem cuz that's more of like what what you're saying is more like a co-op it's like these people have just agreed to like work together and that takes at least base level mental aptitude right no he's talking about the government funded things that they built for the homeless people oh that was government funded no no the one that in San Gabriel River yeah they just made it themselves and then they it's kind of like a cowon uh it was like a cowon palace thing right they like that's like people wanting to go off the grid yeah they just bring their own shopping carts their own they built it themselves and
12:44 then the government let it be for a while until they knocked it down right yeah yeah yeah yeah what's the reason to knock it down like what problems do you think it would cause pollution maybe yeah probably they're ████ in the river or whatever but there's like um good reason there's like reason amongst the levelheaded there's also cuckoo ones too but I think because they coexist they know how to manage with them they know oh this is the guy that always jacks off it's fine I think it was a that's like I think to me that's like the best case scenario of a worst case scenario it's like the best of the worst kind of a deal so it's it's like if La doesn't come up with a better situation than that why break that up and that's so different from skid R yeah skid R is like the worst of worst I don't even stop at red lights in skid R cuz skid Road they have their own culture there's like the guy that's like the actual King of the place it's almost like a gang
13:36 like if you ever try to fly a drone there they'll kidnap the Drone and block captains and ████ yeah they'll rob you it's like it's like a different world it's crazy yeah it's and it's still drug trade based it's not like it's not like everybody there's like sentient you know yeah that's the weirdest thing to me too is like when if they do figure it out and they manage some form of like civility it just gets bust it up yeah and it just gets broken back down into like no let the city handle it badly I feel like it's like the the solution might not even be like it being gone but some sort of coexistence you know maybe like maybe the equilibrium is a solution where it's like it doesn't keep spreading and it's like this is the relationship it's going to be and you just maintain it or something yeah but it'll be it'll end up like you know that whole like thing with
14:26 um with cowon that that thing in China where they made this whole Lawless area that just kept getting built vertically up and it was nothing but like people that had escaped uh they just wanted to like live on their own and it was all criminals people it was like it was like people that wanted to do Dentistry or they were doctors that lost their licenses and they just they made this whole like City on inside of these walls and then um it was like a functioning like whole like metropolis and then eventually China just knocked it all down because it was it was a risk like you could get kidnapped and taken there and no one's going to come for you so in the same way that if they did that here if something had happened to you or they took a kid and he's in there you're not going to find yeah there's nothing can they put police around there like do they want to police a city like that like they're pretty hands off the skid huh they definitely do not want to they kind of leave it as is right with skido
15:17 I think so cuz it's its own governing thing and it's ████ crazy I think they do I I don't know they do they seem to have like a a pretty good network of like I guess the uh the homeless Services there there's one on every corner multiple ones there's like missions everywhere they just I think that's just their flow like as crappy as it looks that's just they're like maintaining this line of like this is pretty decent you know as crappy as it looks to us yeah it's like look cuz my friend he was a dentist there for over a decade and he's just like he just had to deal with homeless teeth for 10 years yeah because that's how he got his loan his student loan got paid off faster because he was doing homeless dentistry and he was like yeah you just get your hand bit all the time they're just rubbing ████ got ha and ████ no but then he was like just saying yeah it's like that's just the ecosystem in there like you can't really expect better you just
16:08 have to like hope it's not worse tomorrow that's true because if you're not willing to commit genocide or anything like that and you want toate I actually think they need to stop calling it a homeless problem and they need to look at it for what it is it's a drug problem and we do have a severe drug problem with that population and it's like if you if you're hooked on drugs if you and also we have a mental health problem there's a lot of schizophrenic there's a lot of people that are like they just there's no way you could give them a house you could give them a job there's no way they can maintain that yeah so we need facilities help those are the two main things it's like if you're a junkie right and you're just hella addicted to crack you could give them the nicest place you could give them the nicest clothes food everything they're going to sell all of that so they can get crack again that's what sophomore underbelly made a whole video about how you can't solve any of
16:58 these things with Mone you can't you got to and then they have to be willing to want to change like if people don't want to change and go you know what I'm done with shooting this ████ heroin up I'm going to ████ go carnivore diet cleanse myself and ████ get fit and then want to job and like live life play basketball yeah basketball league you don't make money playing basketball the whole thing is also like it's it's a very broad spectrum of like experiences when you're were saying like there's either like the bum bums or the ones that are in their cars on the cuss it's like there's that but then there's every there's every single thing in between as well so there's like you can go to the bumps on the street and there's people that like you can offer opportunities or if you be like they're there're you know they're not on drugs they're they're really just down on their luck they're maybe just recently moved to that area they have
17:48 like potential other things they might be able to do but it's difficult and you can give them like you know some sort of like help and they're like right there they can bounce back and then there's some that are like for sure on the deep end that like it's it's a drug problem it's a mental health issue so you know if there was tears of I don't know like being able to like you know go in there talk to everybody scream people so that you can almost categorize where like the help makes sense that versus everybody has treated like you're all homeless people you're all druggies you're all lost cause or anything like that too you know I think one of the best people like actually making a change and this good kind of seem like a joke answer but I think the business model that Mr Beast has where he makes a video of helping someone and then has a profit model so we help somebody and profits off of that so we can help somebody else more from that and then he profits off of that and
18:38 he's literally just scaling that up every if I was a dude that didn't have legs and Mr Beast gave me legs that's all I give a ████ about I don't care what happens because of his video like he got legs exactly like how how he got paid like I think anybody calling out Mr Beast for being like how are you publicizing yourself helping people show me what that person did literally he couldn't do this without publicizing it which is why I think creating content about helping people is possibly one of the best ways to help he does it so much faster than the government allows you to financially profit off of helping people creating a sustainable business model around one thing I do feel for that is that like as much as we're like the normal citizen will complain about like the homeless industrial complex so do the people at the bottom of the complex so do the like lowest workers they complain upwards too and they also don't see the same change they also don't get paid enough to deal with that ████ either well that's most government employees like the people that are
19:28 working yeah they're not the ones benefiting from the racket yeah exactly it's like all the way at the top of that complex are the ones that are making all that money when you see like these interviews with people on the street that are like part of this like homeless initiative and they're like how much do you make I make $750,000 a year crazy like are you kidding me doing what yeah doing what you're administrating this program you make that much I watched this uh bum documentary and then um they said like basically this social worker was saying how a third is just they're gone like mental health there's no they're beyond repair so that's like 30% right another 30% is um they're just addicted to drugs and like they say they have a criminal record or so they can't even integrate back and get a decent job another third
20:19 is the ones that they all work on and they said that this is the portion of the population that are like what you kind of mentioned is they're temporary homeless yeah so all of the focus with are kind of given to them of like they're going to get back on their feet so let's find them housing let's do this let's do they have momentum a little bit cuz there are programs out there but that's also what he says is that like well for the first group um even if there are programs if they can't read and write and they're just talking nonsense they can't even benefit from that right and then the second group is like there's no hope because let's say you have a criminal record record you can't get a job anyway so why get a GD Why Try all these things so he's like there's like a huge group of like I don't know like no one knows what to do
21:09 because all these programs are there but they can't even benefit the 60% plus of the population yeah there's no facility for that yeah yeah and then so he's like a lot of the ones that are being helped we don't see because they're like temporary homeless and then they get back on their feet and if you do see them what are you doing about them like and the tough part the numbers are growing too remember I think it was like in the last four years like La got 880,000 more homeless wow so like 80,000 so it's like so even if there were those three it's like those three are individually growing so how do we stop it gaining traction or like what's the other demographic that is coming into this demographic I just want to know how other countries and cities handle it so better like so efficiently I think the best thing that every other country does
21:59 is they just don't let it get to this point yeah I don't think they've ever had to deal with having to go backwards from here La I think we have to stop being a sanctuary City too if they want to really like tackle the problem being a sanctuary city does not a lot of cities are are flipping their their status on that yeah a lots of cities don't do that did New York already flip their switch on that dude that's crazy what about adopt the bum Foundation o see that's a thing everybody everybody with that self-righteousness will never want to do that even though they want you to do that yeah everyone just kind of like how you you like what is it like the big brother or whatever you Mentor someone so everyone adopts a bum and then you bring them into your house and you figure it out I have church members that adopted a bum what was their experience you know did they get bit he told me a lot of like stuff about the bum world like they have their old culture and all that and like it was
22:50 pretty our church used to let all the homeless people in into like a remember when you have like potluck after church and then all the homeless people come in and eat mhm we never had them come in they would fix plates and then give up to them nor SDA they can come in they were they were technically allowed to come in for the church portion wow but they would just come in to eat only but then every time they would come in and eat the pastors would try to talk to them be like hey you know you can come in earlier for the sermon or we got another service coming and they just didn't want to hear any of that ████ they go and they just peace out and and their youth P like a a majority of the stuff you're going to learn from church aren't even going to help those people anyways like straight up they're just going to try to get you to all you got to do is save one it's not how just remember save one save all Christianity isn't helping people with homeless mentality that's not it's not really that hey unless that person is homeless
23:41 because they're being an immoral ████ I guess just needs some morals but like I don't know yeah I don't think apart from the community that church can provide I don't think the sermon I think that's probably the best like uh reversing the sanctuary City card is probably the fastest solution yeah in that direction adopt the bum well just because like you said like if you don't have the means to take care of something stop like raising your hand to like deal with it if you don't have the means to do it start a basketball league make a big HBA baby if you don't have that's about it should you even talk about it to begin with is it even worth having a conversation about if you can't do anything about it to begin with hey hey just save one
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