0:00 thank you [Music] welcome to a very Mexican episode of careful not only to have Jesus she makes Chinese kids of course dude I love it I appreciate that I'm glad you feel at home a lot
0:50 when I went to Mexico I realized I didn't leave home really yeah Mexico is nice when you grow up in L.A but like not the white part of La you're basically in Mexico yeah those are facts yeah he just said was facts yes you say I love Mexico I said I was gonna say yeah I love East LA too because you're technically that's how it feels like what's all of L.A though do the Mexicans run it really Puerto Rico uh Pico Rivera dude they're sneaking into Cerritos too but isn't the Mexican their way to Cerritos is it the mayor Mexican or he was oh of La yeah is he still a man I think that fool was a ████
1:40 banger he's my gangster guy like he just had this look to him like no no I got that part but slick back hair like he looked like he would just wear like hair now yeah it kind of has like this dance that you can't really ████ with him his feet he's got that look like he's ready to tell you like hey were you from yeah yeah he has that just traveling and being with the baby and just coming home and getting all like emotional like let's just grow it I should just stay home I work too much that's what I show her and then when I hit the ████ bathroom like ████ that
2:31 dude hit that road baby will you leave the house I just all right one more time I'll see you guys later hit the ████ the car starts on yeah you're on the road a lot huh yeah dude a lot dude a lot of ████ JK news fans are here do a lot you guys have a lot of little fans you know they show up if you were like talking about you you um please tag JK news anytime you go to any of his shows yes yes please the Instagram okay there you go dude I'm just like where all these Asians come from a lot of Mexican uh uh fans too hell yeah we got half a half we do I would say we got like 40 Mexican 40 Asians wait didn't you just eat one of those
3:21 I could do whatever I want I ain't on a ████ diet 20 other and what I love is that you guys talk them to like not give a ████ about anything I like that really how other fans are very like ah I get offended you your fans oh yeah I'm not gonna be good yeah they're awesome they know what's up dude hey you know they're like they just taught them well because they've been watching us since 16. and then and then they're like You Raised Me they're like I was watching you since seven and I'm like I infected you harder than your parents ever could call me daddy ████ insect is a good word I like that but the way you said it got me a full chub right now I said that very soon I saw you here I'm sure they feel like they know you you raised me you gave me hope about life and I'm like you don't even know the real me but I ████ got in your brain ████ wow that's very that's very aggressive
4:13 but yeah our audience is a lot of Mexicans like perfectly half and half yeah it is it is so I've been trying wow I like what you did there dude that was great fifth Red Bull he starts getting off ████ spirituals but yeah they're just mostly traveling and taking care of the baby what's new with the baby the new with the wall uh uh everything is growing even his penis which I'm concerned I'm like what's going on that is not mice where's this guy he's not from my team I'll tell you that much but he's growing he's he's seven months he's doing the he finally flipped all the way which is a big deal I know you look at your face was just ready to go and ████ dance or something I didn't have time to worry about it right now yeah he's ready to do a flip it's a baby in his mind he's just doing whatever you do what does that mean
5:05 um that means he it's a big deal when they flip because he has control of his body now he's starting to like flip from one side to the other second before he's like a turtle he doesn't really know how to oh I didn't know there's a thing and then when he shut the ████ up ████ I have a present parent no yeah this is getting wild that's the first crawl is the thing I didn't know a flip was a thing even when they lift up their head that's a thing are you ████ kidding me how many times baby you ████ up with the Latino take that money he ████ up and went way with the Latina well you're feisty you're feisty you will speak up your mind wait you speak up your mind the way you're making me nervous right now that's what I mean good get your heart pumping up look at me I'm already nervous I'm like sweating a little bit I need to fight somebody I keep them young
5:56 that's how young he looks looks great I know if you're married an Asian you won't hear the fire she just divorces you yeah they they bottle it down they push it down they bottle it down and then they go you know why why you should be mad and I'm like oh man here we go again with you really think I'm smarter than you think I am wow but hers just like breaks like his favorite thing and then girl I'm over it yeah whatever it is like whatever he loves and he works on she's like yeah it just just gets misplaced have you ever have you ever broken any never broken anything because his heart a fake one like bug can fake oh really yeah but flipping keep them on track what are you talking about ████ stay on track he's more Mexican than me I don't mind breaking a diet though asian bar sounds more Mexican than Geo yeah
6:48 yeah you got more Mexican energy how old is your son now for sure seven months but yeah flipping was a big deal dude he's flipping and he has his tongue out all the time yeah do you think he looks like you no definitely does not look at me he looks like his mama look and she rubs in my face every ████ time and I'm just like what I don't wanna take which is great because I'm not the best looking guy you don't take a test just to make sure you don't think take a test yeah he does certain things that I know it's it's me for sure like my hair is like that dumb look it's all me dude I'm like that's me when I want you to move it I'm taking care of we're both like she took a picture and I'm like oh yeah okay it's about right that's that's me you want more now are you like oh I
7:38 would want more but she's she's like no wait I think it's just it's fresh right now you know yeah you were here marinated I'm gonna do a sneak attack I don't know what I mean if he's still healing yes thank you for um sure let's talk about her ████ didn't I hear you know how long does it take to heal well I just think it's oh yeah that's what I think what do you think that is the boys club I think it's like three months how bad you beat it up real good it takes a while it takes it takes a long time actually no I just think it's uh or figuring out the sleeping arrangements and working and we're just both because she's still working yeah you know what I mean yeah you know what I mean and that sex part this is both the other working we still we still
8:30 watch the candle we're working the hardest to like send emails oh ████ yeah you're trying to edit a video or like ████ and then I just feel like how stupid my job is like I'm so so stupid I'm making it real I'm editing it I'm so stupid in the real while I'm taking care of a baby I'm like my dad was like doing real hardcore labor like it's a real man ████ and I'm over here holding you and doing the hammer yeah through you you're doing a tick tock yeah exactly I'm over here doing the stupid ████ got a wig on trying to act like a trump supporter this is a dude that's my life I'm a clown but yeah so he's just growing you know and um I'm excited to hear him talk and like hear what he is it's the best part that's what I'm excited for the first word is gonna be pendejo so here's oh here's there I'm glad you guys are here right and I'm going to get
9:20 your perspective because here's the thing here's the beef at the house right I gotta watch what I say with the kid but I'm like he's seven months yeah kid ain't talking no so I can say whatever the ████ I want new parent ████ but he's gonna absorb your energy and the things you're saying and I'm like Izzy though because I can say I feel like I can say whatever the ████ I want that's what that's what my wife says me about the cats but I know yeah right right exactly wow are you serious you can't customize your cat she's just like they understand your energy and then what's gonna happen they don't understand English they do understand you I know they understand and but no matter what even if I didn't cuss and I still gave them energy it's the same ████ so what if I cuss you know right that's true because it's just all that is it's just an emotion and something you want to get out it's a form of expression that's what I'm saying whether you actually say the words they still feel it so right now our kid taika like we've been
10:11 hearing them get closer is closer and closer to the same bad word oh it's so funny but before it looks close start off with they'll say like record Decker and then it started going to like mother daughter mother daughter and then something and then one time it was really close and then we heard him actually say ████ so we have to replace him like don't say that say mother lover and there's another mother love him I have to say mother love a lot which is really funny but he still gets to express it still cuss around him I mean it's just the way life is gonna be for him yeah but he knows figure [Laughter] we keep it real and we're like dude this is appropriate this is inappropriate I mean it is what it is um and then when he hears those guys he'll be like oh oh and then he and then I'm like would you hear dude and he'll be like you said ████ and I'm like oh
11:02 that sounds funny he'll repeat it and then now you'll string them all together like if he's playing a game record Decker mother daughter mother love her face this is the funniest way to cuss though you know what I mean probably the best way yeah probably the best way it's like Kidz Bop that's what it is it's kids Bob cussing and I like that I'm gonna use that strategy was it lover do you feel like you're gonna teach your son Spanish or English first question dude my mom wants to know the answer too he's like what are you gonna do are you gonna teach you how am I gonna communicate you're late she doesn't speak Spanish oh my lady that's very Latino is your lady uh is he your baby mama or your wife well how did you guys how did you guys decide whether to teach him martial arts or not defend himself I don't know how to defend myself I was just choosing between Asian and Mexican
11:53 I don't think you have a choice I think it's just whatever is the most spoken in the home does he speak it I want to speak Spanish well do you speak Spanish with the lady do you both speak Spanish we don't then he's not he's very embarrassed he's like second generation so she's very Americanized like her Spanish is like she's gonna be your baby's gonna be speaking in English for sure but I'm gonna try to force a little bit of Spanish but it's weird because I don't really know Spanish like that well I know like streets man if you speak to your lady in Spanish like I look like I know like taquero Spanish performance I don't like Street language that's the language of the land here this is I mean do you guys uh are you gonna
12:45 answer away but like if only he's in Spain maybe you're a kid you're teaching them some uh well my mom helped us raise uh so yeah when when her mom was staying with us she only speaks Spanish he knew the most Spanish and then when she left that it's mainly English and it's just whatever I don't think you have a choice it's whatever is happening is what they're gonna pick up I mean I was like I'll take care of the Spanish you take care of the English I mean the Chinese the Chinese and this guy kept talking to him in Spanish he's ████ up by Spanish because it's a little bit easier and I'm like bro what are you doing he's looking up words legit Spanish but I'm like dude do you know Chinese stick to that I can't speak
13:35 to him in Chinese are you like first generation yeah oh is your Spanish pretty good no it's okay you're supposed better than mine oh really describing with this guy for almost 20 years it's gone really I don't practice with anybody you should teach them yeah you should do a little bit he does a little bit he knows I would like to learn some GJ Chong I would love to learn some cheaters I'll teach right now I'll teach yourself my son knows give me something beads you know what that means shut up right [Laughter] because I'm mimicking with your whole like pingle I have to work at a Korean restaurant like it's a dishwasher so I know
14:26 I don't know what the ████ that but it was just like no about what's coming out I hit on one of the Wagers and they got all like ████ uh what do you mean I think I don't think uh we're ready to bridge yeah they're gonna rain a mix with uh Latinos yet you know what I mean I mean Koreans they don't want to mix with other Asians is that what it is yeah they're like trying to be the master race Master race it's working dude that's top share hot right now are they popping they're popping around it's always funny coming from a Japanese voice they're trying to be the master race yeah well I heard about their Japanese dude with the Japanese companies they did a good job almost being the Master Drivers yeah yeah uh Japanese like to me I feel like they're like like super like meat like everything is supposed to be
15:16 neat like this is a reef there's these here yeah like all their underwears [Laughter] take it easy ████ Japanese lady Perfection what's the matter what's the Mexican version of this for the Mexican version of this look at Mexican now hey give me the goddamn thing again that's Mexican ████ dude but I feel a lot of like Asian restaurants and Japanese is the only one who's talking about though can I show up and I just feel like I don't want to ruin anything you just kind of leave everything neat and you just kind of you kind of ████ want to talk like this
16:06 it's so clean they're very orderly yeah like we went to that Shabu Restaurant in Vegas and they open at five right we're outside at 4 50 because we always go to sleep early because our kid has seizures we have to get to bed soon we get to the front of the restaurant the ████ lady she's already ready to Surf like this oh and I can sear it through the glass right no more setting up or anything she's ready to go this is with a smile yes right and it's 450 I look at it I'm like okay and then I go like can I come inside and then I was like okay I'll get it I'm like I know she's Japanese I get it we wait until 4 59. no and then I went to go hold the door handle and she's like and I was like God damn damn and it was literally at five I see her walk over to the front of the door and unlock it so
16:56 can you can you can you see the Japanese Ambassador please that's kind of like Japanese ████ like that defies logic to where it's not even smart yeah they they follow rules over logic over Common Sense yeah 450 bro ████ was done setting up but yeah not everyone's like that Beefcake but I would say like all right you know how like there's like New Yorkers right and then there's like I don't know like uh like Hawaii in Hawaii it's like you're on island time right we're still Americans but just hella different culture like that's like police must hate Hawaiians no they love Hawaii they do but like uh Tokyo's Filipinos they probably hate Filipinos what's the beef with Filipinos well
17:48 Hawaiians are loose you know they could be laid they could be early whatever and the Japanese is like perfect I would just like uh culture Clash I think anything that has to be like in an island they're laid back as far yeah islands they're just laid back yeah the culture is way more laid back even Latinos are like by the island they're just laid back as ████ they're chilling but Japanese air is a whole other level of like just organization huh very organized I think yeah I agree what's the messiest Asian Vietnam was actually pretty clean when I went there they didn't have that much trash all over the place right now whenever it's communion whatever's convenient I don't know what it is it's a Vietnamese Aloha right here that's what taika's gonna have that's what the privilege you gave him yeah yeah you know what I mean he gets to be Asian when it works
18:38 are Chinese uh clean the pens are clean practical so I don't think if I don't know if anything is measured on the cleanliness level definitely not it's just like it feels very like but don't a lot of Chinese people litter yeah because it's practical don't they take ████ on the streets because it's practical practical no no Chinese is like this right like if they're in their car right they're like oh ████ I got trashed man what the hell and like see my car clean oh outside or say oh man I got the pee dude [Laughter] [Music] I'm like buddy every every or orifice
19:34 yeah oh my nose so clean my nose clean I see that in Hong Kong very practical very practical yeah he took care of the problem and made him he had a problem yeah it's like a clean or not technically it is like what's that thing in Shanghai the dudes always fold their shirt up because it's hot yeah they barely show up yeah they just like chill like this everywhere I've seen the squad the Asian Squad I've seen that a lot like when I first work at UH Asian restaurants they're just ████ in the in the alley smoking we got flexible Achilles man just like start doing and having a full conversation like they're not doing this yeah oh yeah my kids they don't go to school ████ I'm like what the ████ you oh my God you're gonna suck my dick what's going on it's ████ bombing and ████ that was
20:25 happening ladies too ladies too which is like it's hard to like not look kind of like just poking out what the ████ going on there take that thing back in what the ████ is happening are we not all seeing this anyways but you know what I mean but the squat legit yeah yeah is that like a test who can do this test yeah you know like it's the default Asian sitting position well it's also like a default like taking a ████ position right it's the correct way you guys are just ready to take a ████ whenever at any time right at any time just like you know what whenever he's got one in the chamber yeah
21:26 thank you
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