0:00 [Music] what's up everybody welcome back to careful boys with the most careful of the boys we got with us today christian hey i'm a little dangerous guy oh he's a danger guy he's a danger boy wait what is careful boys well we have to be careful these days because it's a different era you know everyone's getting canceled you know yeah we everyone's more sensitive and we've grown and matured so that's why we got to be careful boys can't say the same ████ anymore because people try to hold you accountable for ████ like what like give us an example for them being for them having asperger's what would you have said like five years ago that you can't say now dude on my instagram my instagram got ████ demonetized like six times dude and then look i just got i just got
0:50 ████ flagged again why dude and i have to love you too luckily i know someone in there they didn't like when they're watching when you're watching coachella from the living room with your with taika look at this look at how many ████ violations i have dude i i got in trouble for inciting violence on the article on the article on there was a pic there's a video of this famous youtuber mma youtuber named mma shredded right yeah and he did a video with alex okay his name mma shredded his name jeff chan yup alex is doing a video with him and he's doing an intro saying hey i'm here with jason chen my boy jason chan yeah yeah and points to jeff chan right so then i commented i said hey mma shredding it's just constant beeping i can't i can't reset the timer it's ████ it up there we go
1:40 i'm trying to change the channel on this boring ass story should we restart again it sounds like we're in a hospital bro jesus christ the professionalism is amazing that guy just like on a heart monitor all right so alex introduced jeff chan as jason chen and then what happened why why because he just it was racist he was just racist was it was it just it was a slip it was just a slip up i thought we were doing to be funny no no i literally was just like he really meant jason chan okay the singer okay so that i commented and and uh jeff chan reposted it on his instagram so i commented and i said you should have punched lift god in the face that's his at on instagram and then i got ████ i got my ████ deactivated for like a whole week yeah bro because i said it was inciting violence i mean you are i don't want to get punished but you should have got punches you can't uh you can't say anything with violent words
2:30 you can't talk ████ about other people and you can't even talk ████ about yourself someone was asking like oh it's like a good podcast whatever listen to it i was like oh yeah listen to jk news it's like the lowest iq debate you'll ever see and then boom that that that comment gets taken self-deprecate you can't say ████ you can't make no jokes yeah i got my ████ taken down because um this guy was like joe how do you get such big arms now like i beat my girlfriend that's a good joke that's a good joke there's actually this uh there's this playboy cardi song called stop breathing and like it's always in the comments of like random post going what's your favorite cardi song and whenever someone comments stop breathing they get banned from instagram because instagram thinks it says stop breathing like you're trying to incite something instagram is so dumb like what if you
3:21 put it in quotes yo stop breathing yeah yeah yeah what do you think what if we wrote hypothetically speaking first hypothetically speaking allegedly yeah we gotta hit allegedly let's see if that works did you see you guys are like on the watch list right now for saying anything i didn't know either on instagram they told me this guy for sure is on a watch yeah he's a wild card he goes on random people's uh instagrams like like fighters and stuff and i'll scroll through and i just see a little check mark with uh bart quan's name and he goes fight me ████ he just says that's a random like ufc fighters i just get inspired by people's inspires i just write random things on all kinds of stuff ████ truck pages everything what do you write on truck pages yeah oh that's a stick truck that's remember when he was talking to the game the rapper oh yeah what'd you
4:12 say to the game what do you mean when you don't remember this you were dming the game remember you asked our friend used to cook for him you know he had a bunch of jk shirts the game what yeah because our friend used to cook for him and like do all he was like his like personal fitness and and food dude nutritionist nutritionist or whatever he would ████ cook food and then ████ go out and wait like lift weights with them and then um so i gave him a stack of t-shirts just give to his friends and ████ and then one day he sends me a picture of game at the at the ████ well you know that trail that that everyone goes running canyon runyon canyon and then they have jk shirts on that's so funny oh yeah he's on the patreon you gotta have that framed in the office the game posted something about like um i'll jump on any rapper's verse or whatever just like let me know uh how
5:03 much and whatever so that's when you dm uh just i'll rap on anybody's song right so i wrote like how much a verse and then he goes really depends on what you can afford tell me that number and i'll hit you back i'm all right how do you make his message all covered in fine i don't know what would you pay for what would you guys pay what would you pay for a for a verse from game depends on what kind of song i'm trying to make a love song no i don't west coast lover i would want to make a song about chinese food and then have them wrap up back in the day you guys should have like you know like you guys just do like songs and stuff yeah you should have had him like hop like it should have been a funny song had him hop on do the hardest verse for like this random time and then you guys come back and do like the call just mad seriously he's killing people in the
5:53 background and stuff and you guys come back and do the normal like the funny stuff we should have talked about instant noodles or something yeah yeah and he comes back talking about like he's smoking your mom [Laughter] or or we have them do the first verse and as soon as we come and we go i disagree with counterpoint wait i can't afford everything you just nullify his work you have to go to school you have to be a good boy look that would have been i disagree well it sounds like he's in already and you kind of ghosted it you didn't come back with a counter offer i don't know i didn't know he was gonna the hard part is do you think he'd do it do you think he'd do it for 10k no hell no really because he could just record the acapella at home and then he could just send it over it's the game dude i think he might do it for like i think he'll he'll think about it maybe he'll send you one he
6:43 wrote for someone else that he didn't use all right it's all like all the references are outdated and ████ sorry for 2014. make him do a verse on jk news oh i should have i have a mop on for one article like it's so rare oh yeah that that's what it is yeah would he even show up in person that's the question because he might just he might just send us a verse like like an acapella and we have to put it in i like the idea that the game shows up alone we should just get a beat like just get someone to make a beat and then just send it to him be like hey game what you think and then just see he's gonna be like you know he's not flowing you know he's like hey what do you think you can rap on this what do you think and then you talk price later you know that's how you got to chuck first oh like this song is so good maybe he'll give us a discount i get a really good beat because you might you because he's already interested he already responded
7:33 he might fall in love with this so much it gives me a price i can't afford and now he gets to keep it now that's true yeah yeah he's gonna just steal the beat yeah yeah yeah yeah they do have experience being countered by uh certain pitches yeah this is my song now i'm like oh man he just bullies you my friend told me that like they went to lunch with some jewelers because these guys were trying to sell them like all this ████ bling and ████ right and he goes by the end of the the of the lunch they ended up giving him like mad pieces of jewelry for free their intention was going in there to buy this ████ and sell it to him and then game talked a good ████ game and apparently at the end he was just like yeah we're gonna help boost your business this and that i got all these other rappers i can introduce you to and
8:23 this and that and he ended up just getting all this free jewelry wow i got scammed out of uh that's why he's called the game a verse before yeah yeah because when i'm back in arizona when i was rapping i did a song with this guy named big nuke who was part of brick squad um monopoly yeah big deal it was like waka flaka's you know thing and so i i did one verse for him it was 500 bucks he did a verse on one of my songs that i had and then i hit him up again to do like another one because it did well and he's like oh i sent him 500 he's like hey yo if you can send me another 200 i'll get waka on it he's here in the studio with me right now for 200 bucks that's a deal why wouldn't you jump at that i was like yeah and i was like ████ it's like all right cool and i don't really have money it was like all right cool so i sent him another 200 and i had to go do those money order things you know i had to go to the store
9:13 he ████ indian scam director that's how we did it the first time and it went through so i was like all right whatever that's like pre-vemo huh yeah yeah thank god 2014 and then so i pay him the 200 and then he sends me a text like an hour later yo walk tripping my bad bro it's going to be another 200. that's like wow and i was just like no i was like ████ that i was like nah you just rap on the song and then he does he give you me never wow weird big nuke if you're watching my man hey you all you owe alex seven hundred dollars at least 200 back at least i can't believe he there was only that much to get him on a verse well he was like a small artist but he was we liked him because his ████ was good you guys didn't just trade like you know i'll be on your your song you'd be on my song you guys nah cuz he had like a name
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11:43 been a guest on jk news so you know i kind of feel like he groupied you you know like you'll be like i'll let you meet waka if you suck my dick up and then you suck the living ████ out of his dick you didn't get nothing you didn't even get to meet waka you got a groupie by the ████ groupie dude you got duke that's true then he came back and was like if you saw my homies dick i could get walk on the track i almost did it it almost sucked so imagine though if i would have walked on this you almost sucked the whole entourage and you didn't even get to meet walker so you just lost a dollar 700 and he never oh you mean nothing ever came no he never he never sent me the verse oh that's like eight thousand dollars dude yeah that could what if he just got lazy or he went to jail or something they're they're all hood like gangster
12:33 ████ because maybe he's honorable and then what if they were really having an argument and it's all on like true like he was like walker's like i can't believe you just ████ charge 200 bucks you need at least 400 for that ████ goes come on man he already sent the money he goes no i'm not gonna do it it goes fine all right we need 200 bucks more no no ████ and then he didn't know what to do completely innocent situation that was a complete truth ████ the cop just kicked down the door fbi everybody ████ freeze they're like ah he's like i gotta do this verse i can't i can't go to jail yet i gotta do this verse he i owe a verse i can't let my friend down yeah my boy's at western union about to send the money right there i gotta be i'll stay dude it was really like that like every time i went i had to sit there call them be like yo what's the number you have to like write down a
13:23 number get the rounding number on the weight make sure that they got it you're like all right cool so much work but how do you know it was him how do you know it wasn't an indian guy pretending to be a part of the ████ crew because there's how do you know you never know but it was the same number as the first do you still have the song that you had when you featured yeah the first song that we did the first song that we did is an actual song and i have that song if you want to keep working i gotta connect i could get the game on it hey and his message has fire on it i don't know if he knows big nuke but we can we can ask but if he gets on then i have to get on to disagree right after i get his picture that's that's when the beat stops i disagree yeah it changes yeah yeah in a vietnamese accent bart's gonna rap in a vietnamese accent
14:14 and he's gonna contradict everything the game says and he's going to be like a goody two-shoes the whole way don't be a gangster get a a plus i think it's still worth uh trying to find big nuke and then if he has instagram page you should just send him a dm and just be like hey man dude hey you owe me 700. you still got that verse at least at least you don't got to pay me back but you got to give me a verse you know now you owe me a theory look up what he's doing now i kind of want to find out where this guy is i know see what he's doing i know on youtube if you search big nuke we jug we eat that was like his big music video but that's not the one you were wrong that's not the one i was on hey you know what i also wanna know what's ████ up about the situation so i don't know if like you guys remember like live mixtapes or dat piff and stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah that pivot's still around yeah so they brick squad monopoly had a mixtape
15:06 they usually they used to draw mix tapes with uh like all their artists songs and stuff and this was literally like four years ago so this was recent i was on live mix up i haven't been around i was listening to one and then the song started playing and then i looked and it didn't even give me any credit it just said that song name by big nuke but you were you even no i'm on the verse and everything but i got no credit i was like i don't think so he doesn't go by nuke bizzle too does he i don't believe so nuke bizzle that guy got arrested oh okay i don't know could be the same dude his instagram isn't big nuke with a blue check mark yeah do you know big nuke's real name yeah does he have a vivo page is it like arthur johnson i don't know arthur wilson johnson this is funny when you look at the rapper's name it's hard to be a rapper with your name arthur no they're from
15:56 atlanta like hotlanta jurassic park dirt gang was with what they used to call themselves but well i think your hypothesis about big nuke being in jail might be true i think it's true yeah if he doesn't have an instagram there's a big nuke that's a bigger nuke no that's not big now big newcastle looks like an mma fighter like little dreads and uh little dread sounds like his friend a little dry big new little treads yeah little dread was featured on your song yeah honestly probably watch let me see big news there's a lot of big nukes dude we can't find him i guess he wasn't that big right here that's why it's 700 bucks a verse 200 bucks for waka that's you know you would jump in i would have flopped on that dude i would have ████ up and sent 200 bucks there too i would have sent an extra 200. you're right because i already sent five so i'm like oh 700 for reverse all right that sounds about
16:46 right this is big nuke right here oh yeah i can't find that dude does he have a perb that's a good that's a good video yeah yeah there's too many other big nukes that have popped up since how did you wait how did you even meet big nuke in the first place well no it was just because like we listened to waka flaka and like oh yeah all of his artists and stuff so how did you get to him because he was part of a group called dirt gang and he they had a couple songs and he sounded sick so i mean like how did you even contact oh i just i think it was just instagram back in then dirt gang that's like your guys's rivals dirt gang they're the careful boys versus the dirt the dirt gang sounds like they could beat us up dude they sound they sound they say they won't beat us up but they will shoot us yeah i think they might beat us up we might be the better fighters but we can't fight those bullets that's not saying that that's true we don't want to go to
17:36 jail i don't know how big newt got his name either imagine he actually has a news he might be doing the most illegal crime out of all of it yeah like that's that's the one he doesn't have any guns but he just has more nukes arguably worse because i'm the nuke plug of atlanta yeah there's like weapons of mass destruction threaten someone people pull like a gun on you and then you just pull out a button yeah yeah dude we're all dying ████ i'll kill myself i'm crazy like don't be a venice remember he had the giant rocket yeah he's like hey ████ you he puts up he runs off he's like it's that old-school ████ acme detonator menace to society right where he lifts up the the back of the thing and he has like the little the big-ass nuke dude
18:32 [Laughter] you know like those dudes on the band when they have the suspender keyboard and ████ who has a straight up duke operating table that he walks he has the briefcase he types in your address he's like briefcase man we have to put two keys and ████ twist it and hit the button you guys are advanced dude i want to see that ████ in real life i wonder what it really looks like like a nuke the new button like it because in the movies it's always like you gotta unlock it five different ways right like what does it really look like i think it is still like analog like i don't think they let it be on the internet it's just a series yeah because the song is hacked that ████ and yeah yeah i think i read something that they're not letting it be on the internet because of that that's like you actually have to be pretty ████ smart of them not to do that yeah it's actually just a big red button and like a lock up case actually yeah like
19:25 [Laughter] i like in cartoons like it's on the president's desk like it's always like you never know when he needs it what if it was right next to this ████ speaker for the secretary and ████ and he ████ hits it on accident oh ████ and then still makes his announcement uh there's tamales downstairs i know i love the fact that it's that easy to hit as if like no we want it there in case you have an emotional impulse yeah and you need to it doesn't wear off it's a flex though isn't it one thing i've always wanted and i'm like man i need to find someone that can do this is you know the bookshelves where you go like secret room oh yeah i've seen like ████ like that on instagram like in people's houses now oh so it's doable yeah i couldn't do that people would call me out like you don't read i'm like the robber just knows
20:16 don't check the books don't check the books the key is any book yeah you just need to have a ████ closet full of clothes and then one of the covers oh that would be cool just like take that ████ and it opens it up what do you guys have in the back though i don't even know yeah right like more clothes literally nothing just a chair we're like i got the room it rotates this is where i keep my really good boots or it's the other way around it's all guns and when you take the gun off but it's like sin is mightier than a sword it's like all the manuals for the guns though you want to know how to use it though i think if bart had one it would just be like a blanket and just one pillow on the floor just because this guy likes to take naps i love him in the room back there ████ it's a nap room you never
21:06 wanted to make a panic room you can't wait for someone to go to this house dude i want a button that if intruder comes i hit the button and they keep them in the house becomes your roommate yeah yeah it's like a venus flytrap it goes to like squatter laws and the cops like we can't take him man he's your roommate now dude i wonder if that's a if that's an um a valid thing to do like if a robber is breaking your house and the cops come and the robber just goes nah man i live here too and the cops are like oh then we can't do nothing yeah like what's the fine print right like what's the fine print on it or you can claim kidnapping like they kidnapped me yeah he brought me here against my will there was a guy who um tried to rob a hairdresser in russia we did a jk news about this guy and that lady's like ████ no and she beat his ass
21:56 up and then kept him inside the back room and basically raped his ass oh i remember that so gangster yeah who is this woman i don't know i would give her another gangsta raped his ass or raped his ass i don't know which way probably both that's russia some combo both it just sounded like some gangster some russian ass laws is that in the russian law they're like if you catch them you can rape them yeah until we get there it's all up to you if they try to rob you fair game i feel like texas is pretty close probably i feel like if you if someone broke onto your property and you felt threatened i feel like you can tie them up and then wait until people come dude i can't torture them but i'm pretty sure you could tie them up and do stuff like that yeah yeah i feel like you should be able to like hold them down tie them up and then make
22:47 out with them make out with them do their hair paint their nails yeah that's hog tying right there if i got tied up i'd be so embarrassed getting tied up especially like belly down imagine you break into somebody's house and then you're just getting manhandled and tied up you're just like damn this went south so quick no i'm not a gangster i should go back to school dude because whenever people get caught they start like begging like please like let me go please please please please i would skip straight to acceptance dude i'd skip all the stages of grief and just go straight to me there was one viral video of i think it was like a cash check place and a guy comes in and the ladies behind the glass were like oh this motherfucker's going to rob this so they all slowly snuck out and they locked them into oh i've seen that he's like ████ he's like he starts shooting the ████ dance yeah and almost for a second you kind of
23:38 feel bad for him because he's like ████ he's like realizing that he's regret yeah yeah yeah and but then he gets arrested you ████ up dude yeah you can't be robbing people instant karma baby unless you're in cali then it's okay to appoint it's all okay you could rob people and then get away with like a guy yeah just watch that uh 900 limit [Laughter] they're stealing money and then they're like here take 200 bucks back [Music] this
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