0:00 thank you [Music] all right there's a Texas man he buys this run down home I felt like this was a typo but I don't think it is he bought this rundown three-bedroom home in Texas for sixteen thousand dollars it's possible okay where and he discovers something in his yard it's probably not a major city yeah because there's like Texas so Bailey got Houston Dallas 720 whatever it's probably like two hours away and then you get Oklahoma prices yeah here you go this was his backyard so it's kind of like crappy she was in a bat hitting the backyard dude honestly those are some Pelosi Heavies it's the below they got some there's a man's your hormones distract your eyes hey let's just check this story out real quick can we scroll over ████ the yard for a
0:51 second we gotta keep its Bridal ass we gotta get to the bottom all right look here you go check this yard out I I don't want to find something in this yard that's pretty cool buried treasure marijuana what do you think it is marijuana I'm gonna guess it's all marijuana it's not a plant looks like a basilgar it looks like a little planter it's not marijuana by the way that's a big what do you think what would as a homeowner what would you like to find in your boggy green overgrown yard ████ a ton of ████ crypto wallets full of Bitcoin Berry crypto wallet they're not that's not how it works you don't bury your ledgers okay they're on the blockchain dude as a homeowner maybe like there's a trap door and then when you open the trap door you have like way more real estate in a basement uh situation like Dungeons that's close full dungeons
1:43 bomb shelter sick stuff inside yes with John Goodman in it and it's that one movie that's really cool yes I thought you were talking about he goes into a ████ Bruce Wayne like Batcave oh yeah yes that that's better talking about that John Goodman was just a throw-off okay well that's cool but uh if you thought more realistically you would come out with something like this after moving all that ████ he had a giant ass pool sick and jacuzzi it wasn't listed on any of the information oh wow dude you know what that means this guy got sick of having a pool I'll tell you what it's a maintenance nightmare this guy wanted a skate Parker is that how you feel now now that you have a pool I'll tell you what run this bit go ahead let me tell you something about having a pool guess what what you got to take care of it oh yeah it's great having a pool yeah we're in pool parties every night you don't first of all you don't second of all if all your neighbors have
2:33 a pool everyone kind of uses their own pool and like there's no real pool parties anymore so now pool parties is a fallacy yeah so now what do you do you just sit there and oh ████ I gotta maintain this ████ every month oh no God this is gonna be crazy so now you start going to Home Depot buying spider plants spider plants yeah empty your pool you start filling it up with this ████ and then you just tell everyone I don't even I don't I don't have a pool that's a backyard because you want to be different yeah well no it's just that you don't have to take care of the pool anymore it's ████ 100 maintenance how much does it cost typically to take care of a pool hundreds of hundreds of dollars a month how much does it cost to buy that many spider plants it's way cheaper than a hundred dollars one time it's a good propagate you take a little piece of the spider plant and you put it in a little jar
3:24 with water and that becomes its own spider plant now all of a sudden you spend 30 on a spider plant you have three thousand square yeah you got all your spider plants you know all your spider plants looking at each other like this just so cocky which spotted plants the original planting jars plants you are ████ Dr cocky propagator so check this out after a little let down that it's not a bat cave but that's just me but this is actually tight after some Rehabilitation check it out this is a happy story this is a before picture he didn't he didn't scrub that part as hard that's right I'm spicy yeah it's kind of dirty and I'm proud of that part yeah yeah what the ████ this looks ████ up those are the spider plants he couldn't get out yeah he's not entered into ████ pageant guys you know what's pretty dope though so a pool can cost
4:14 like 50 to 80 G's just the uh cool part not even like the Landscaping so that's like coming like finding 50 to 80. that's the pull part not the Landscaping so like if you were to build a backyard right like you have plants you have to pour concrete for the sidewalk you might have like a little planter and like little steps and stuff that's all considered Landscaping the actual pool part is just the hole in the ground and then either the plaster or the tile that covers it that holds the water and that whole process could be 50 to like 80. you had to redo the vast majority of it but you have to Red dig the hole which is it cost around like eight grand to fix and repair everything but estimated if there was no pool there and he wanted to get one made it would be almost like 170k in the whole backyard too yeah yeah cost more than his ████ house or do you have a pool now no we don't even have a house we don't have a pool
5:04 Steve does I got a pool I've had a pool for way long he doesn't even want me anymore the fake ones pool parties all the time I don't need it fake spider plants yeah fake spider plants we're gonna find out how much a fake spider plant costs 170 Grand oh dude 12 bucks I'm getting ████ left the real ones so it ranges from 1255 to 84 bucks yeah so how many do you think you need to fill a pool six feet deep minimum in Vegas now six to eight so so now you're talking about like five probably forty one thousand one thousand Jesus Christ you're looking at you're ruined and they all go like this you're looking at three 3.4 million
5:56 dollars in spider plants what was it worth oh my God my kids are ████ I should have just bought concrete put my pool in so yeah after uh after all the rehab he did on his yard and the whole house in general it is now worth around like 180k whoa wow but he said he doesn't want to sell it um initially was going to buy it as a flipper and now he's just Gonna Keep It In Living he just likes enough I don't know what he did he's waiting until he starts realizing how much of a pain in the ass that pool maintenance is telling you the house guys are Jay did he does he doesn't get it yet he doesn't know it starts great honeymoon phase when's the last time you guys looked like this in your own home he looks happy eon
6:49 [Laughter] our backyard's really Barren that's the problem I think I saw a pretty cool trash can it's gone now I have to throw it away trash can my wife made me throw it away but I liked it it came with the house you just got to put stuff in it or what is it we gotta shove stuff into it yeah so look you saw my neighbors right palm trees cool lights palm trees cool lights our house like concrete chipped paint pool and I'm like great we look like ████ like we're the guys like you know when you look in your neighbor's yard and you're like where are those guys where it's like our
7:39 yard looks tight and then like over here it's like but you got the fun Flamingo floaty in there it's fun but it's Sun bleached now bro cause it's 100 goddamn 18 degrees every day I thought I thought you were trying to convince us to move there why telling you wait wait wait which video are we in switch mode I'm Tony dude the Sun hits shift gears dude the Sun hits every part of your ████ body in Vegas no matter where you are from July well well yeah late June to now even it's still 105 today was it yeah it's not don't look it up this campaign is losing steam dude I think it's like I think it's a 90
8:30 right now but still it's like what the ████ it's October that's cooling down mid-october yeah so apparently according to the U.S Geological Survey which has nothing to do with this meteological survey November November 15th is when Vegas really really really cools down and then we get like four months of cool before it's time to turn up the burners again what do you do in that time like how do you maximize enjoyment I put on winter Parkers and stuff and I go ice skating on your frozen pool no luckily oh wow this is all kinds of options yeah the winter scene is pretty cool because it actually gets cold so it's actually like scarf and jacket weather yeah is your pool gonna freeze no sick you can keep putting spider plants in there hey I thought I thought it was full of ████ floaties it's chocolate floaties but we're gonna we have to um
9:20 compromise yeah we'll have to figure it out yeah you know every time I'm taking out my trash I'm like man if I fall in this pool like during during the winter months too you're like I'll ████ probably die instantly it's so cold outside it's actually cold it's actually cold instantly okay it's like cool because I disintegrate I got ████ fight on the west coast for too long like I lived there for like ████ you know how old am I now how much for that 37 I think I moved to West Coast when I was like 13. it's like holy ████ it is you get spoiled egg you get so spoiled and then like you just feel a little bit cold water like oh no and so that's where I'm at right now yeah versus like the East Coasters are like jogging when it's snowing outside exactly you know so that's cool I mean at least you won't get randomly stabbed out there laughs [Music]
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