0:00 [Music] hey you guys remember the duck sauce killer yeah he killed all the delivery guys with the with the fridge full of ducks yes yeah so much dog sauce this has quick irrational a quick recap this guy ordered uh food from a chinese restaurant the delivery guy went over there and i guess he forgot the duck sauce or the right amount of duck sauce so the customer followed that chinese delivery man and killed him and then when they went into his place they went to the killer's uh house they found a refrigerator full of duck sauce he was like a crazy hoarder but he wanted room temp duck duck sauce yeah because once it gets cold it's all congealed you know so yeah that was a really big thing because you know innocent asian guy got killed all over
0:51 so so sad do you guys all like cold water like you prefer room temp water ice cold ice cold ice cold right on a hot day yeah nikki likes room type water it's ████ weird yeah i think it's strange i know a couple people like that and i think they're ████ weird too i think they're strange yeah i don't really respect it supposed to be healthier for you did you love her less when you found out yeah what's the health benefit like chinese people always talk about drinking hot water and cold water it absorbs better yeah naturally your body is is not meant to go into a cold shock internally anyway your body already has a temperature that is warmer than natural temperature so when you drink warm water it assimilates quicker it's like natural to your system you drink cold water it technically cold like chills things out and makes it react in different ways but it makes you tougher dog everyone that tells you that though they look like they're going to die
1:42 and then everyone that drinks ice cold water has a six-pack yeah but they but they look like they're gonna die but they ████ last until the ████ 400 year old mark that's true they're an american ninja warrior yeah tough mudders that's literally the toughest thing you could ever ████ do ninja warrior american ninja warrior that guy's drinking cold water no guys can beat that ████ american gladiators so remember when this guy uh he got arrested we i remember uh we were all like what the ████ because he he got out on like 500k bail yeah and uh we're first we're like how ████ do you pay that yeah but i guess his brother paid it through a check that was from the bank account of him so like it came from him anyway somehow uh and we were all like i'll ████ let a guy like that out that was the main outrage right yeah so um he was due in court just a few days ago uh you know for the hearing for all the charges and everything how does a guy like that get out dude hours before
2:32 he was set to be in the courtroom he shot himself in the head whoa not surprised but also that's why you don't let ████ guys like that out on bail right killed himself that guy is a ████ weirdo though no you do let guys like that out on bill because if they're willing to pay 500 000 and then still off themselves afterwards but i wouldn't even be i wouldn't be surprised if he did a david blaine trick too he's like i'm i'm trick i'm trapping myself in ice and we'll see how how long i make it above times square you don't know what someone like this is going to do is the ████ wild and he has a fridge full of duck sauce yeah and maybe he's like if i can't have duck sauce ever again i can't i can't go back in there man there's no duck sauce well you compare this story to like say kane velasquez right you guys heard about him yeah this dude he tried he was opening fire on uh two guys that were accused of molesting
3:24 a son or something like that oh yeah this is a norcal right yeah there's an old crowd this dude is still in jail since that story he's been he's been denied bail like five times because it's in san francisco and people like are writing letters to the the judge like hey you know let this guy out dana white's writing letters like this guy's a good guy let him off at least i think governments i actually think governments don't like vigilantism more than actual crime yeah and the reason why i think is because it discredits their authority and it discredits their like image of we got ████ under control yeah so it hurts their feelings yeah because when you give like like when you make these guys into heroes right what it's really saying is they're above the law and that the city's failing so batman if they could they would grab batman and commissioner gordon would like ████
4:16 put like he would put him in the slammer for 80 years no commissioner gordon's friend though you're cutting them like you're you're invalidating there but it's san francisco gotham city it's like when i water nicki's plants and she's like why did you do that and i'm like oh because it just looked like they needed a drink and then she's like but i don't know how much you put in there like everything you just took my job from me i know what the ████ to do like i just usurped her authority you guys need to fix that problem in the relationship here's my system it's a huge problem so uh just like you said about how dare you steve right like this guy the guy who uh the murderer yeah he he should have been in jail too between the year 1995 and 2012 he's been arrested nine times see what the ████ is this about dude how do you get arrested nine times not go away some of the arrests are sealed so they don't know what he did but some of them also say that he for robbery
5:07 with a gun nick's pissed and i'm i actually agree with him yeah dude thank you robbery with the gun yeah that's one of the unsealed uh arrest documents so they know that he has done violence why do they seal documents for stuff like that i don't does anyone know that well yeah it protects us from things like the epstein client list shows the list show us list yeah i don't understand how repetitive offenders just keep being let out do nine times that's a lot of anything we have this three strike system where you get life no not if you're not if you're white oh yeah yeah okay okay okay well i liked it because it's like baseball and i think baseball rules are pretty good it's easy to understand yeah yeah can't they at least have a reasonable like six strikes you're out or something like that six strikes let's double up let's go five all i'm saying is this ████
5:57 got nine is there enough space in jail though but we don't know if all of them are felonies you know but nine arrests yeah well most crimes are committed by repetitive offenders though not first-timers so all it's like the people that get out they're probably gonna go ████ up another person's life statistically speaking absolutely yeah so like what is what are we supposed to do then like just keep them locked up like execution bring that back like i don't know man like this guy tries to pull the gun me i shoot him in my house i go to jail like what the ████ is the problem i know i don't know man that's so ████ what do we do but yeah that's that's we should listen to our government and just follow whatever they're like just okay just call the police it's like i can't the gun's in my face like how am i supposed to call the police yeah this dude killed a totally innocent man like without any yeah there's just no reason to and then they
6:47 go you should have called the police and then do you see that lady crying she goes we did and we try to tell them that this guy was yeah yeah so he showed up at the restaurant a total different time with a gun yeah so they already knew he was a threat but they didn't arrest they didn't like do anything they didn't arrest them and they didn't look at his ████ nine prior arrests like they're like our favorite dancer said six strikes and you're out yeah you're at nine so that's what we're going on it's like playing a horse but with kin just the word don't don't say kendra's when we're talking about murder videos you ████ you are what oh you guys are killing it on the phone or what hey remember you're white you can't speak on this topic wait uh i could literally buy illegal kids murders right now this is a threat to you i'm gonna buy a ████ sweatshirt right now do it because of this i am [Laughter] just make sure it's a ████ two-piece tracksuit it's nice oh there's a fake
7:39 tracksuit oh you should get one or just make one you guys have a real track shoe no because it's stupid and ugly [Laughter] this is ugly dude that's like versace bro you should tell that to me i like versace yeah thank you you should talk to all this all the russians so speaking of uh speaking of mccain velasquez uh did he actually kill anybody no he just shot someone's hand okay so he can't get on bail even though he shot somebody's hand but this guy has fully killed an innocent person but he was on bail it's what joe's saying the whole vigilante theme and the and the worst part is he had so many clues that he was like a unstable individual but i think also the justice system tends to coddle like mental health a little too much instead of looking at it like oh this guy could be a ████ crazy guy he could be he could be like we could be empathetic towards someone's mental health issues but if they're also violent violent and
8:30 attacking people then we have to do both we have to but you can't keep them caged up like an animal oh yes we can put them in your house then that's what i'm saying like what is an attack too because like honestly i feel attacked because anthony thinks that my jumpsuit sucks so it's like and honestly think and know are two different things my friend but like it just depends on like how you feel it's like what do i feel like somebody say words are violent sick i got our names let's see let's see how many stars you got and how many people have reviewed it please do but yeah let's do a review on gold jumpsuit it's not gonna be that easy because i had to put this one together actually a lot of women's ones oh really yeah i did actually the the code is separate than the pants oh yeah you guys won't get that it doesn't come in here i wouldn't be able to tell hey 159 people five stars wow they have great taste can we read some reviews real quick yeah we'll find
9:20 out it's a great jacket oh look at that i love love love my jacket had designed for my birthday it turned out perfect exactly that was designed for somebody else's birthday someone would who gave a two-star review said she's very small run small i disagree it runs true to size runs exactly right i think they're all new jersey house wives they might be they could be wow only three percent of people were dissatisfied with this uh tarnishing it's great look at the pants there's the pants there's the pencils the pellets are hidden so how do you feel now anthony lee yeah like ████ yet yeah you feel like ████ you feel like being moated right you just got motivated yeah i'm already big everyone likes is close yeah you're the only one i'm so motivated dude the reviews are in bro part of the three percent brother i'm i'm literally the worst human being in the world i purchased these for an event
10:11 and they were perfect great look at this nice couple look at these nice people look see look at that see i should die yeah you
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