0:00 yeah so I think it's the rain clouds dude I think it's the you think they they did a miscalculation I think it was too much like what Ryan said a little too much in the beaker or like a someone's son was leaning on a lever when they were visiting the lab everything is a cartoon everything no oh [Music] no did everybody see recently all the rain in Dubai yes that was crazy crazy was that wild I I got a buddy over there it's flooding like crazy in his apartment complex what yeah does he live on the first floor no oh talking about the parking garage it's all oh so what you saying you saying something about rain they got rain machines over there you conspiracist I don't know I thought it's a known thing weren't they trying
0:51 to they wanted more rain and then I don't know how they do it but they chemically did it and they messed it up and then there was just too much rain the government over there denies cloud seeding took place but they seed the clouds all the time they they do no they do but apparently uh when they do it's not supposed to be like you do it all the time and then suddenly two years worth happens in one day oh you know what I mean they do it in various times in order to like you know mitigate the Heat or like to be able to produce water because they do have like drop some time whatever but it's not going to be two years of rain and one ████ Cloud SE who knows maybe is that how much it was 2 years worth that's what they say 2 years worth of rain then what could it have been the clouds just it wasn't some oopsy like freaking guy in a oh no too much rain I put the elephant paste
1:41 in cuz didn't we get that out here in California when we had that crazy rainstorm it they said it was like 30 days within 2 hours or something that's pretty crazy that's what they said yeah it's like Monsoon rain yeah hm recently or you guys realize somebody's watching this video going fuing global warming you idiots but I feel like the climate changes all over world all the time right doesn't things change it's been changing it just started to all the time it's been changed it's different temperature when the dinosaurs is around hear me out dude that's all I'm saying um I just feel like if you mess with rain clouds like that you get the horns that's what I was going to say get the horns who knows what happens I don't know I'm not we're not smart enough to have this conversation we're not don't don't do that to us don't do that to so let's have it really hard exactly that's the only way we could do
2:31 it is we just tell us the facts about cloud seating tell us the facts that you know about Cloud seing H or make them up H I said rain machine you're going you're going to take advice from me about yeah was that what I said I said there's a rain machine you need a rain machine to see it on camera he said there's a noise machine outside I think we're all on brand here yeah okay okay okay but I don't know anything about this how does it work how do you see the cloud how do you see the cloud yeah apparently they put things like salt or like some sort of like iodized chemical or anything like that that like ends up you know producing more water in already nearly rainy type clouds it's a simp rainy type clouds huh damn noise machine huh I'm never going to let that go they spray ████ like salt mist or some ████ and it makes the sier mist makesense and it makes the water droplets like condense and start coming
3:21 down here let me look up how Cloud seaing works and why it's wrongly blamed for floods from Dubai to California of course they always flood these articles when it's happening I do like that yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like oh now you tell us there's no way that the co came from a lab it's like oh and who is this guy who's writing this ████ article anyway no chance from Time Magazine I don't know we know you see a cloud specialist they said it's very unlikely that cloud seeding would cause a flood this is from the head of disaster Solutions at the Australian National University Institute for climate energy and disaster Solutions what do they think it is then they just think it's natural rain for 2 years in one day at a place that's been like thirsting for it in one day is pretty ████ wild I guess it could happen right the videos of it is crazy how just the clouds just come okay clouds are seated typically by
4:13 specially equipped aircraft but also by groundbased generators by implanting particles commonly silver iodide in and around selected clouds to act as nuclei and Trigger the precipitation process so they do hit up the Rainy Cloud one more time yeah that's literally what I said yeah just play it back later okay watch watch it at home so that's not something that can go Haywire well if you blast too much salt right that was good delivery I like that is that the thing I do think it's it's one of the age-old like like if you ████ with like God's creation type stuff like you know what I mean it can only happen a certain way it can't go it can't there's absolutely no it cannot get out of control right exactly it's like how no matter how many quarters you put in the meter it's not going to pass the amount of time you're allotted right
5:04 foolproof I mean they say that this stuff has been happening during what the 1940s where like weather modification stuff like began wow i' I've heard of it but I've never known like how well it's worked and I also know that there's some people that always get really really pissed off when they see like you know chemicals being dropped in the air by airplanes and stuff like that and they're like what are you doing they put these video videos on like ACC get pissed off is really funny they do get you see this cuz cams but but that's the that's the funny thing about it is that like just all you can do is get pissed off there's literally nothing hey we're pissed off down here come on what are you guys doing to us man already man hey true they're making the cloud gay it says cloud seating has even found itself uh as a part of some of the biggest events in history from clearing
5:54 Urban pollution and uring blue skies at the 2008 Beijing Olympics wow I didn't even know that that was there wow to staving away Moscow bound radioactive clouds in the wake of a nuclear disaster in Chernobyl see that seems like it's a better usage than to have sunny skies on like Olympic day you know that's just my that's just my opinion check yourself budget yeah it's like hey it's okay if it rains on the Olympic day it's okay but they don't want to film it and then you see ████ sprinters like sprinting through with brown clouds in the background that's true it's not very aesthetic you're right I was wrong you want to look blue I was WR nice and blue to hampering the movement of us enemies during the war in Vietnam damn ████ whoa as a as a war however weather modification in Warfare has since been banned by the UN oh oh so now no one can use it I mean that's a crazy tactic yeah after we used it they
6:45 don't use it anymore can't use it anymore nobody else can use it until we use it again because we revoked it from the UN and then well we violated un law but then we are the UN so it's like W that's what they do at the UN meeting I love that like no matter what weather appears on the battlefield like they have to prove it's not them doing it yeah is this you you do this I'm not buying what's what's all the ████ man I want to die when it's sunny it just sounds funny to just be the guy that has to like deny it all the time like it's your job to make them know that we didn't do this ████ okay the Infantry shows up with all umbrellas like hey they're way too prepared for this ████ ████ they're messing with
7:37 the clouds again why is your uh fatigue moisture wicking how come you got all those gashes yeah so uh the science on how effective cloud seeding is uh remains inconclusive in 2003 the US national research Council concluded that there's still no convincing scientific proof of efficacy however uh researchers are clear that in one sense it works meteorological officials say that their cloud seeding operations in the UAE increase rainfall by 10 to 30% while Californian authorities estimate for our own programs it goes to 5 to 10% so we've been doing it ourselves too yeah oh I didn't know that that's that's the best part about it man I I love how like how casual things come out and you're like wait we can do this and then someone's there to go yeah yeah we can do it but I mean not we never not in a
8:27 bad way yeah yeah exactly exactly the most perfect way yeah exactly the most there's no evil guy that like found out about this never except for the guy who's on the floor come Trails shaking his fist I'm like if we complain about a drought all the time isn't that just our bad then we just need to ████ send more salt Mist yeah yeah here Mist yeah in the raining clouds California is probably the most interesting place that complaints about droughts because isn't it like California chose knows its own fate in terms of like how to collect the water bro it's called desalination plants and they don't want to do it because they're like worried about the environmental impact and ████ like that exactly AR they like super expensive though the dies oh no we have to print money and buy diesel Nation oh no we're like top was it California like has the biggest
9:17 GDP out of yeah there's like a weird Pol like the water is super political like in California but they're every time they're like oh rain we needed this like okay say goodbye to it as it washes out what about the other conspiracies with Chemtrails though you know what I mean about how they're not just cloud seeding when they're ████ flying planes of smoky stuff no I think I'm gay on purpose all right I don't think that had anything to do with I chose this ████ I'm talking about the people that get pissed off at like Bill Gates and stuff like that every single time they Chemtrails yeah yeah I don't know ████ about it about Chemtrails I don't know what the claim is anymore that used to be real hot that was like the first it was crazy conspiracy and then Adam Conover said Noah it's not real well they're not doing anything not
10:07 real the guy who ruins everything is that you're talking about exactly yeah because they were saying that it's just too blanket of a shot it's like what about ████ Obama's daughters or something like everybody's going to get it Whatever It Is Right how do you like unless they're passing out immunity things only to specific people it just doesn't seem like an accurate way to do it but unless they're passing out specific immunity things to people but then that's the thing where you then you can only go so far with certain conspiracies where eventually you're saying the government's really good at things too like where you're like like oh they they're so organized and efficient that they could really like how lasers cannot burn through blue roofs Brian well it's like you can only insult the government to the point where you start complimenting them you know what I mean it's like weird yeah it's like it's like are are we saying the government operates like the DMV or are we saying they operate like apple and it
10:58 has to be like one or the other like you'd have to and plus like you'd have to have so many people keep that secret so well and that's kind of hard for people to do generally that's my thing yeah and it's it's like to what end like why you know but the cloud machines are very interesting yeah well see that makes more sense because fewer people have a hand and know about it and there's so much science you have to explain to some people where it's like you could just be like yeah don't worry about it oh it's we have we have the tech don't worry about it cuz that's what it feels like it feels like everyone's convincing us to be like ah it's not n it's not a thing it's not a thing right and that's why I'm like oh it probably is a thing then well that's why as soon as this stuff comes out and they go nope it's definitely not that I'm like why you're so short yeah exactly especially in the world of science right it's like there's so many that's where it becomes Looney Tunes to me th% your already it really becomes bug's buddy of when like when he's like
11:50 they're searching for him and he puts on a caution but goes don't open that door it's like why are you bringing that up like how did you know that we were going to think that obviously yeah so I think it's the rain clouds dude I think it's the rain machines I think it's the rain machines I think they mess up you think they they did a miscalculation I think it was too much like what Ryan said a little too much in the beaker or like a someone's son was leaning on a lever when they were visiting the lab everything's a cartoon everything no oh no two years in one day go ahead and hit that two day button for me huh
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