0:00 Turns out Tom Sigura kind of really wanted a divorce. >> Wow. Just like that, we're divorced, huh? >> Baby, >> I thought I'd be dead by now. >> Yeah. My idea for you, I'm not your business manager. >> I think your divorce should be pay-per-view. >> And it feel like we all know >> this is all pre this is all pre- divorce, by the way. This is all part of their show, just for context. >> No, no, no, no. You go, go, >> Tom. Don't just just that thing of I I genuinely >> He's so smart. Let him talk. >> That's so disappointing. >> I know. I would like gh >> You and I cannot split. If you want to keep your money, bro. >> This This is your sales pitch. >> This is my sales pitch on us staying married forever. Okay. We're never getting a divorce, just so you know.
0:50 Like, you're you're at least until our kids are grown. >> Damn, dude. >> Happening, Sakura. We're in it for life. You hear me? >> This is a fact. Okay. >> These bits don't work when you end up divorced. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> You know what I mean? Cuz now it seems like, oh, he's wanted it all along. He was just joking about it cuz he was too cowardly to do it. >> It's tough, right? It's a tough look. And like Bart was saying to me this morning, he's like, it's really not great that she on her end, she's talking all soft about it and how it's painful and hard and then he's just doing bits about it like non-stop. >> Yeah. Cuz she's having vulnerable moments about it. So it's like, you know, like I'm a big fan of both of them, right? And then so I'm okay, cool. Like you see this power couple, one, you it's rare to see power couples. Two, it's it's rare to see power couples in the same industry, especially comedians. You just don't really see that. So you see like this almost unicorn anomaly
1:41 thing play out and then you see them build like uh their whole network, your mom's house or your mama's house or whatever, that whole thing. And you're like, "Cool, awesome. They're killing it. they're rocking and I can't wait to see them come out with more Netflix specials and maybe get a Mark Twain award or just continue to skyrocket. Then the most tragic thing happens which is they they break up and like ████ everyone's like oh it's like you know watching ████ when people are so invested in Game of Thrones or Friends and they see their favorite characters break up and you're like well that's life. So now you're like well if that's part of your life and you're going to dive deep into it then you see Christina uh go super deep, super vulnerable. taking it very seriously and you're like, "Okay, cool. I could see like, you know, how you know people, they outgrow each other. You went through cancer, a lot of crazy s███." Then you see him and he's just ████ around, not being serious at all, and you're like, "Damn,
2:31 did he ever take it as seriously as she did, and it just makes you look at it weird." >> Well, and when you see videos like this of them throughout their marriage, throughout their partnership, and he's doing constant bits about like getting divorced with her, it kind of hits really hard now. >> Oh, yeah. >> Right. Yeah. >> Yeah. That's the price you pay really. You know, >> if you get divorced, everything gets scrutinized under a different lens later on. >> No, totally. >> That's like joking about being a pedo and then you actually be you get caught for being one and then people are like, "Oh my god, what the f███?" >> Yeah. Well, cuz that's why I think that's what gets you that lease like us. Like we'll joke about hoes and ████ and ████ because it's so far-fetched from who we are. >> Exactly. Cuz we're all happily ████ married. But then like if something were to happen to one of us >> caught again or something. >> Yeah. All right. >> Then you're like, "F███, dude." >> Yeah. Anthony shouldn't joke about that stuff. >> But he never does cuz he's careful.
3:22 >> Like I think you earn that right. You know what I mean? You earn the right to joke because you have the opposite. And the justosition is what makes it funny. >> Yeah. It's kind of like when um Bart was at his leanest and like pretty cut. We used to call him fat as ████ >> That's sick >> because it's the opposite that makes it so funny. In that case, everyone at the time believed they're a great power couple. They love each other. >> Yeah. So, it's funny to make those jokes. Joke about divorce. Yeah. >> But Anthonyy's such a good-looking cat, too. If he was to do those bits, it's just like, "Shut up, dude. Shut the ████ up." >> Like, I'm a goofy looking son of a ████ If I make those bits, it's totally different thing. Nobody's like, "That guy's slaying ass out there." >> Yeah, that's true. Anthony has accusations coming no matter what. >> Oh, no matter what happens, dude. Exactly. Going to the grocery store. >> He's our Tom Siguru. >> Yeah. Do you guys believe in the whole like glow up thing where he was like,
4:13 you know, he was maybe not as attractive and then now because he's like this new person, he's in movies that maybe that upped his stock. >> I actually do I actually believe in that. Yeah. >> Cuz it could be the combination of like what if he's been thinking about it like with this evidence, right, where people digging up. It's what if he's been thinking about this, but that gave him the courage to be like, "Oh, actually I'm getting attention from women now. I can see a new life." And then that's like the last like >> wasn't that what people say like people usually glow up before a divorce and stuff like that or like during a divorce. >> Yeah, we talked about it last time when we when we first covered this. >> Um and that was like one of the biggest reasons we probably thought that you know it was like he's fit their lifestyles change. Huge stat. When one person gets fit the other one doesn't there is a major breakup because the lifestyle changes too. Like let's say
5:03 they bonded over like food or something and then they they had a routine of movie night and they ████ go get junk food. And if they don't do that anymore, busy lives, all that. So then they're not spending enough time. But I think that from after this, they probably he's probably been wanting to >> I think he's had a foot out. Yeah, I think he's at a foot out. I think that there's truth in comedy a lot and he's definitely doing bits about it cuz he was thinking about it. Well, that's what I thought was weird is that the biggest thing I think that most people were clued in on is he used to make so many jokes about things that you're like, "Oh, that's just a bit, right?" And then he started going on these rants on his on his pod that had no jokes in it at all and it were just serious. Like stuff about the pores, you know what I mean? Like his whole thing was like the pores, the pores, and it's funny. And then he just stopped joking about it. He just
5:54 started giving lectures and people were like, "Oh, so it wasn't humor." It was like that's how you felt originally. You were just making it funny. But but then people thought that it was the other way around and now he just like changed as a person to a lot of his fans. You know what I mean? Everyone's like, "Oh, dude, you're kind of an ████ now." >> I kind of think he was always an ████ Am I nuts? >> Really? >> I kind of thought so. >> Maybe I liked his standup so much in the beginning that I just thought he was such a cool like Oh, I'm saying I'm saying it in a nice way. I think he's that's his whole that's his whole thing, right? Is like he's being an >> like he's straight up and he calls you out and like Yeah. >> I I like him. Like I like his style. I'm just saying I think it's kind of his thing to be an ████ >> Yeah. But I think he tried to I think he had that thing going for him where people are like, "Oh, that's a that's funny that you're an ████ >> not you're just an asshole." Yeah. I think over time he he just started to like be like this to people. Like angry
6:45 man shaking his fist at a cloud. >> Yeah. That's different from like calling someone out because they said something stupid. Well, like his reaction to the um to the ter the airport thing was probably what set a lot of people thing where we talked about last time where it's like he he had a freak out because they wouldn't check his bag. >> And then he started talking like he started tweeting like all this like ranting ████ in a row about like people with regular jobs and how they're just supposed to do what they're told and they can't handle it. >> And it was like people like his fans are probably people like that, you know? That's like us seriously bagging on blue collar people. It' be like ████ That'd be like us bagging on TSA, who loves us, by the way. Shout out TSA. >> I think everybody could chase what they want. But it always like uh makes me sad when I see like almost their stardom and their career kind of uh compromise their marriage. Cuz on the flip side, you'll
7:35 see those other I guess like couples like uh you don't remember like Justin Timberlake or Jessica Beal when they're about to have kids, they just like disappeared to Montana for 3 years. >> They're like, "We're just going to need time to ourselves." or even um Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. We're just going to keep to ourselves for three to five years and we're really going to secure our new baby or build our nest or do whatever. And it and it makes you go, "Oh, cool." Like they value what they have more than all this Hollywood stardoms type stuff. And when you see this, it just makes me sad cuz I'm like, it could have been prevented, but maybe they are through the stardom revealing what they truly wanted in the beginning. Well, there's more info, too, about how he he him touring a lot really caused a lot of problems with their marriage because obviously he's leaving her at home with the kids and they have like I
8:25 think they're like a 5-year-old and a seven-year-old or something like that or some they're young kids, right? So, it's a lot. It's a handful. And then I think he's when he's on tour, he's now like kind of a householdish name, right? And so, I think he's just getting ass ████ slinged at him and he's like, well, I you know, and he's on tour all the time. So he's like kind of becomes like more and more of a hot commodity and goes, "Why am I like holding myself back?" >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Last time I I I messed up the names, but I uh shout outs to the fans who who corrected me, but it was Bert on Bad Friends who was talking about how Tom didn't show up to his uh premiere and then he was like >> telling Joe Rogan like I don't know, he's been in Europe. He's probably out there ████ some ass and ████ He's been there for a while. He ████ you know, and then so people were taking that as like, oh ████ a while ago he burnt him out >> cuz they were just like, what do you
9:15 think he's doing? You think he's cheating on her? So it could be taken as a joke, but it can also be taken as like boys talking amongst friends. >> That's what that's what screws you over. It's like if you actually get divorced, like if one of you guys got divorced, everything we've said in the past sounds like we were clueing people in >> because we didn't expect it to happen. So it's like we were saying wild ████ I think that that's going to happen to him tfold. You know, I think my main theme though is how gay I am. >> So if mine would be if they came out and they c there's a picture of me like holding hands, smacking down with some dude like I knew that guy was ████ gay. He was gay the whole ████ time. >> All those gay jokes they made. >> Yeah, >> that was real. He was touching Nick under the table for reals. >> But what makes me curious is like, so divorce doesn't happen because you just want a funner life and you're just bored of this life, right? Well, like if it is, it's ████ stupid. But how bad
10:06 does it have to be to the point where they would go through that and there they know that there's going to be consequences, right? >> Yeah. Like with the kids and everything, kids, the company, they can't film in the same place anymore. It's crazy. >> It's actually worse for them at their status. >> For sure. Yeah. It's way worse. >> Yeah. Cuz there's consequences, right? >> Yeah. The collateral. >> Bad for the brand, all that. Cuz it makes more sense if he just wanted to cheat all day. It makes more sense to just do the Hillary thing and stay together. But like how bad really was it? That's what I'm wondering. Well, also she went through cancer, which is got to be nuts. Just >> Oh, that's another thing, too. You know, guys typically there's a stat that they don't stick around. >> Yeah. >> Well, if if my chick has cancer >> Yeah. >> and she's getting skinnier. I'm sticking around for sure. >> Sick. >> ████ yeah. I'm not leaving. >> And if she gets a double mistctomy, she's even skinnier. >> Oh, yeah. What about that?
10:56 >> I don't know about that one. >> Shedding even more weight, right? How how bad would it have to be for you guys to actually divorce? >> What do you mean like bad bad? How? Like cancer bad? >> No, like what what will push you to that point? >> Cheating. >> Really? >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. >> You you you face how how to I I'll give her a pass and she she she'll give me a pass. >> Sick. >> Oh, you get like like a demerit and then it's contextual. We talked about it cuz I'm like >> I mean people I mean think about it, right? Like people, >> you're like, I got too horny. >> Yeah, you could be like, you know, together for 50 years or whatever. There's ████ that happens. Whatever. She's like, if you're on a trip in China, you need to do it for a business deal. You're going to ████ make a billion dollars. She goes, of course, you're a high like highle dude. And I'm like, I never have to be in that position. I'm a clown. But I I get it. I
11:48 get it. She's like, and she goes like, if it's like if I was a politician's wife, I'd be ████ to think that he should stay like >> loyal or whatever. But what if like something similar to this happened to you? Let's say that I don't know what happened to you, but you got ████ tremendously sexy out of nowhere. >> You say it's not sexy right now. >> No, I mean that's why you mean tremendously like to where it was like an unreasonable amount of attraction your way that you own personal >> never experienced more than ever before. Yeah. And and you and I just ████ >> Do you think you would feel different about your wife if she wasn't experiencing the same insane unreasonable glow up? What do you mean? Like if if Hannah stayed Hannah and then all of a sudden I became like Daniel Henny and ████ >> right? >> And the world is just trying to get you. >> Yeah. I mean likeorn look at what he looks like. He doesn't seem like in life
12:38 he was able to get ████ So then this is like drinking out of a fire hose where like fame, money, and ████ and then he has a second chance at like experiencing that. >> Yeah, I get it. But I I wouldn't take it. >> If his next chick is above 40, we we'll we'll delete this channel. You know what I mean? Like it's just not going to ████ happen. Like there's no chance in hell. >> I don't know. >> Is there Kelie bet on this? >> Yeah. You know what I mean? >> Chances are it's going to be 28 or something. Yeah. >> Exactly. Dude, >> I really like ████ but my marriage would have to be in like bad in combination to my glow up. Okay. >> It can't be like, "Dude, we're ████ awesome." And then I'm like 10 times 100 times hotter or whatever. And then I go,
13:29 "Well, actually, we're not that awesome cuz I want some p████." Like, it's I don't have that in me. Like, if it's working, great. Then it's like, why ruin this ████ for some ████ >> You know what it also feels like? It also feels like the reason people like us and other fans probably are filling in the holes is because neither side has given a clear this is the reason. >> Yeah. If it was like this is clearly the reason why he let's say he wants to really pursue his career. She's like I actually want to come off camera. ████ this Hollywood ████ or whatever. I want to do whatever. Then you're like okay that seems like something real and we can digest that. But when it's just like oh you know like it just cancer stats and whatever and then you know then everyone's like well ████ what actually happened? I don't know. >> You know what's you know what's kind of a big clue which which I think I don't know if this holds ground but I think good women like Christina P is like a decent woman right? I think >> I think I think good women when it's the
14:20 guy's fault are very graceful about talking about it. >> Wow. >> That's that was my clue in cuz she wasn't like that piece of ████ She wasn't even making like like satire jokes about him being a piece of ████ >> I feel like she's also protecting the kids. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what makes me feel like when you see in real life when the man ████ up, a good woman's very like protective about keeping I guess like what's left together, right? >> And a bad woman tells the truth. Is what you're saying? Well, a bad a bad woman gets petty. >> Okay. Yeah, >> I think. And a bad guy gets petty, too. I think a bad guy gets petty, too. >> I like petty people. I'm into the petty stuff. >> But then there's also no vulnerable moment cuz you know when Kyla and Bobby split, they had a podcast where they're like both crying. >> Oh, yeah. >> They're both telling each other they still love each other but just not in the same way. >> And I think there's a moment for the fans to go, okay, we have >> we're along the journey with you cuz
15:10 there's no like gap in the story line. There's a giant gap in this story line. We don't know what's happening. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> exactly. >> Well, it's not worth it for just ████ It's got to be worse than that.
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