0:00 Here's how Gen Z describes hooking up, right? So like we What was hooking up for us? >> Like actually putting the penis in the vagina. >> It's ████ >> And going in and out until something comes out. >> understood it. Yeah. >> Yeah. But I think Gen X thinks of it as like we linked up. Like we Like it's not necessarily ████ We met up and hung out. >> Yeah, they they they would say like oh yeah, we hooked up last week. >> It's a softer definition now, I think. >> Oh, it's just That's Gen X. >> Just like hanging out. It could have been not even kissing. >> Right? >> Yeah, and we used we used what Gen X said, but that was our code for we ████ >> Hooking up was like closing a deal completely. >> Yeah, penetration. [clears throat] >> Yeah. >> Or else I'm Or else I'd call them ████ a liar. Like you didn't hook up. >> [laughter] >> The ████ >> Yeah. So graphic. >> If you're 50 or older, hook up can mean kiss. >> Okay.
0:50 >> Right? >> Oh, yeah. I remember that. >> Right? It's like or like maybe you're feeling her up over the shirt or some ████ >> That's not how I got up, but I see. >> I remember that. Yeah. >> If you're 40 or younger, it definitely means having sex. >> It's the same thing as, you know, they used they used to say gay all the time in like those Christmas songs. But they just mean happy. Gay old time. But in ours, it's like that means you butt ████ >> [laughter] >> But back in [snorts] those days, it's just like a happy Christmas time. >> Dang. >> [laughter] >> We were all gay and merry. >> Yeah. Wait, so what does Gen Z think a hook up is? >> HAVING SEX. >> OH. OH, SO IT'S the same as >> It's the same as us. >> Oh, okay, cool. >> Yeah. >> Good job, guys. >> So the people that were older than us used hook up as kiss. >> Well, think about it cuz like, you know, like our parents My parents grew up in like the '70s, right? So it was like an Is that an innocent time or whatever?
1:40 >> I thought I thought the '60s and '70s people were ████ more. >> Yeah, that's the free sex movement or free love. They call it free love, right? But it was actually just free ████ >> Free ████ That's what I thought. But apparently they're a little They're cuz they're raised by the boomer genera- or like the greatest generation, right? Who were like >> The generation who gave us everything. >> Yeah, who were whistling while they walk and ████ and like doing all the yeah, see all that ████ talk, right? >> I can't imagine my mom having a high body count, though. >> I can't either. No. >> Do you think your mom has a high body? >> My mom definitely doesn't. No, there's no way. >> I think my mom has ████ one guy and it's my dad. >> Cuz maybe those hippie Woodstock whatever it's like a small minority group. The one that were just like free and going crazy. >> It's like beatniks like as if they were everywhere. >> They're probably not alive today. >> Well, cuz they're the interesting people that make movies about. You're not going to make movies about normies. >> Well, no, but you would think that like
2:30 all of our parents were Vietnam war protesters because of how they portray it. >> Yeah. >> Because of Forrest Gump or some ████ Yeah. No, you're right. Yeah, the the yeah, the more like common thing is people are probably pretty decent. >> And they were hella religious, too. So, like >> That's what keep kept my mom from having a high body count. >> [laughter] >> Nothing like religion to sexually suppress yourself. >> Oh, dude, I missed out on a lot of ass because of feeling religious and ████ >> Jesus, our lord and savior. >> I think my grandpa and my dad did. >> High body count? >> Yeah. And then my grandma and my >> How do you know your grandpa has a high body count? >> Oh, because um he blew a lot of money on hookers and alcohol and then he had a like sell three homes and went broke. >> That makes sense. >> He had to sell three homes? >> They came from a wealthy side of family. Yeah.
3:20 And then my grandma was like, "I can't take this anymore." And then she left with my mom and my aunt and then divorced them and that was a big thing back then. >> How much do you have to spend on hookers to go into foreclosure? That's insane. >> Gambling. >> Oh, gambling, okay. >> Gambling, hookers, and alcohol. >> So, he probably was gambling and then he would go to hookers to ease the edge of losing. And then it would just the cycle would continue. By the way, my mom said that he was a great dad. She goes, "He always had food on table. He was ████ I loved when he was drunk." She was like he was ████ cool. She was like She was like, "I love when he was drunk." >> Oh, he's a fun guy. He's like a happy drunk. Like, always giving money. Like, really dope. And she she she's like, "Your Your grandma was such a ████ I can see why he wanted all those hookers." And I was like, Damn. So, your mom Your mom thought her mom was a ████ That's why I have a
4:10 Jitsukawa name. It's his last name that by the way, my grandma did not remove. She kept and my mom kept cuz they still loved him, but he was a reckless ████ You know how some people they're party animal and you ████ love this guy and he's fun, but he just keeps ████ up. >> Yeah. >> So, his energy was just too big to contain in one marriage. >> Yeah, but I also think that my grandma was a ████ raging ████ And she's like really like uptight. So, then like and she's controlling and she's combative, bro. Like, she she when she live with my dad like she would constantly fight. She when she live with my uncle they would constantly fight. >> That's not the Japanese woman way. >> No, but she was one of the first few females that went to university, feminist ████ So, like Not not really feminist. I'm just kidding. >> She didn't have the hee hee hee little
5:01 >> No. No. She's sharp. Yeah. She Yeah, she should have took over her father's company because of the gender thing cuz her brothers were like kind of meek. >> Back in those days your grandpa probably could have beat the ████ out of her and been okay, right? Got a high five from the village. >> Yeah, but he was a softy. Cuz he's not violent. He's just a party animal, right? >> Just a lover. >> Yeah, and my grandma was a tough one. So, I think that's that's why. But yeah, man, like the whole crazy cuz like I think they they ████ a lot. Like, they ████ all day long and then they married innocent ass girls that were like Yeah. High body count, man. >> Libido's too strong. >> Yeah, too horny. >> Way too horny. >> And he's Japanese. Holy ████ Imagine. >> I know. >> Dude, I guarantee I have like Filipino
5:51 relatives, like blood relatives, because my grandpa was in the wars and like definitely was slinging puss over there. Everyone was. >> What if they did a 23 and me in the Philippines and then they found out they're they're like related to you? Would you go meet them up? >> Would I meet them up? No, that'd be weird as hell. >> Yeah, but you like family now. >> No. >> But that'd be funny if there's a Filipino version of you. >> [laughter] >> I guarantee it. Cuz my grandpa went to Vietnam, he went to Korea and he was over there mixing it up. >> He probably smashed in all those places. >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. >> There's a Filipino improv ARTIST RIGHT NOW. YEAH, I WOULD LOVE IF A GUY SHOWED up at his door. Hi, I do impromptu. >> Oh, ████ off. >> [laughter] >> Red versus blue, I you be the referee. >> Can anybody suggestion from the audience? >> Oh, Jesus Christ. >> Do you have a object? Anything? Just
6:42 whatever. I'll I'll do comedy on it. >> [laughter] >> You think you know like back then things were a little bit more innocent? That's why I hooked up meant just like I don't know, like kissed or whatever. >> did. Yeah. >> So like I feel like I mean penetration is pretty all the way through. So now the only crazier way is if they do it younger. So like now maybe like you're in like fourth grade and you're already grabbing titties or whatever. >> Oh, ████ >> Wouldn't that be like >> Are you saying that the term hook up would mean grabbing titties? >> No, I'm I'm just going to say like So [snorts] cuz that if if the limit is already hook up is penetration then the only crazier path is instead of a 21-year-old saying I hooked up >> It'd be like younger younger? >> Yeah, 10-year-old saying they hooked up. >> I don't know because they're having less sex now. But like I think millennials ████ earlier. A lot of millennials like they they lost
7:33 their V card early. Uh before the before the >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, and then Gen Z aren't ████ Like the young the youth aren't ████ like >> That's what skewed the numbers is that it's like yeah, you're right. Gen Z's not ████ but the dudes that are ████ are ████ a lot. So girls are still getting ████ but the number is lower of people participating in it. >> Yeah, like that clavicular guy. He's making out with two chicks at once. Yeah, he's ████ all of them. >> But that's ████ Anthony on a Thursday. You know what I mean? It's not that. >> [laughter] >> Anthony is clavicular, huh? >> Anthony probably ████ sneezes during those streams. >> always like let's max in. He's always maxing everything. >> Dude, he's our clavicular for sure. >> Do you remember the first time you guys touched a titty? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it's electric. >> [laughter] >> In the locker room of San Gabriel Academy. >> became a fan of Thomas Edison.
8:24 >> But it's funny because the first time you do it, you just do it too much. Like you just you think you're killing it and you're just >> Yeah, and she's probably like damn you've been touching my titty for a whole hour. >> Yeah, cuz you don't really know what what's next after that. So you're just ████ >> Well, you're not allowed to do what's next cuz it's you're young. So you're like is this okay? And then you just keep but you're allowed to touch the boobies. You just keep going ham on it. >> Yeah, you just I boob max. >> I bet the first time I ever touched a titty, I probably hurt the chick and she was probably so that she was scared to say anything cuz you know like in the beginning you're not very communicative, right? It's like you're just two nervous people. So I probably was LIKE OH MY GOD AND SHE'S JUST LIKE OH YEAH, IT FEELS SO GOOD. >> [laughter] >> IT'S NOT LIKE TILL LIKE THREE GIRLFRIENDS and you're like what the ████ are you doing?
9:14 >> You grab so hard. >> And they're like [laughter] oh ████ I'm not supposed to do it like that. >> Do you guys think if we had like the porn that they have now that you you already like jacked off to everything that you just feel like you don't need a girl anymore? >> I think yeah. Yeah. >> I think it just wouldn't be cuz like half the ████ we did when we were were younger was because we wanted to see what would happen. >> To me porn was like the Costco sample and you're like, one day I can have that. >> Yeah. >> But then there wasn't that many out there. I don't watch like a ton of food reels and then not want to go to the restaurant. I still want to eat the real thing. >> yeah. That's true. But like a Costco sample, you only get one. And like that's how porn used to be for me. >> Yeah. >> It was like, I get to see a picture real quick and then that's it. And now I got to remember that picture. >> like you saw a magazine you try to Oh, I can't remember. >> As guys though, we do have to remember
10:04 that like part of the reason, a big part of the reason why you wanted to hook up was also to talk about it. Like it was really fun to socially be like, no way you did. You know what I mean? It was like so, I guess like a like a victory for all of your friends. >> [laughter] >> We all high-fived like >> You got laid? That's so cool. >> It's like young man stupidness, you know what I mean? >> I know, I love that the boys are always celebratory about it. >> It's like a rite of passage thing. It's just naturally and no one teaches us to be like that. It just forms and you're like, all of a sudden you're so happy for your friends when they hook up. Like you're so happy. >> If you wingman did or if you had some involvement, you almost feel like you ████ yourself. It's got to be like something in our genetics that like tells us to like help each other out. >> My my my buddy I hung out with the most when I uh first lost it was the guy that I lost my virginity was the guy that I modeled my
10:55 Uncle Sam accent off of. >> Oh. >> and he was a year older and he was like, no man, what the ████ You younger than me and you not a virgin? The next time record it. I'm like, hell no, that's gay. >> [laughter] >> Cuz he cuz he was I was 16 and he was >> He wanted to watch a porno of you? >> He wanted to watch it cuz I think that's how much he was like, I want a ████ too. >> Thirsting for it. >> Oh, he just wanted to vicariously live through you. >> what does a ████ look like? Yeah. Oh my god, what the hell? >> How old was this cat? >> He was 17, I was 16. >> Okay. I was going to say he's a pervert, but that makes more sense. >> [laughter] >> He was 35? He wants to see a teen ████ >> [laughter] >> He just wants to see a teenager get ████ >> I mean, that was it's a dangerous dangerous model. >> But it was crazy cuz I was like, what the hell that's ████ whack, but then I'm like in a way I could kind of understand cuz
11:46 that's going to be even better than a porno if you know the people in it. >> Why? >> I don't know. >> No, yeah, I can see that. I can see that. >> It's like your dreams are coming to more real life. I guess you have like your dream car, right? And you've only seen it behind a screen. >> Then if >> Ryan rolls up with it, I'm like, OH MY GOD, RYAN GOT IT. WHOA, can I sit in it? >> And I'm naked in it and you get to You have to look at my dick also. [laughter] >> There was porn out about any of us, I would not watch that ████ >> No. >> Now I wouldn't, for sure no. >> No way. >> Unless it's like a deep fake and it's meant to be funny. >> [laughter] >> And if my buddy made one, I wouldn't want to see it, but he wanted to see it, Pat. >> But there are groups of friends that are like that that'd be sending each other like, "Hey, check this out, dude." >> Yeah. >> If it was Nick getting railed by a black guy, I'd watch it though. >> [laughter] >> He's got to say, "Is this good content?"
12:37 >> Is this good content? >> [laughter] >> Sick. >> Nick being railed by a black guy. >> Is this good content?
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