0:00 Girls never have to be thirsty, I feel like. >> I know. >> Yeah. Seriously. >> No. Sorry. >> Must be nice. >> I'd be I could drive across the world just to like we found out there's girls at our party. >> Hey, there's girls hanging out in Big Bear. Oh ████ We should go there. >> Oh, we should go there. >> There's girls. >> Where? Just somewhere in Big Bear. >> Somewhere. >> Somewhere there. >> In the lake. In it. Throw the bottom over the lake. >> That's them on the boat. >> We got to get a pontoon. >> You're swimming. >> I remember driving like an hour just to like try to hang out with chicks. >> Let's talk about that. 3 2 1. >> Welcome to another episode of Careful Boys, where today we figure out how
0:50 desperate was Bart to get >> just me. We all messed up. >> We all were. >> I'm just kidding. Just I mean And then Subie right after. >> Why? What do you Why? It's a talk show. >> Catch you in a REM state. >> Crazy. [Laughter] >> No, like you were you were desperate to get girls probably as much as I was back in high school days because I was I did the same thing. If they were like if there was a party in Walnut, I'm like we are freaking going. >> Yeah, for sure. >> Yeah. Remember Walnut? Like that? That's where like the coolest parties were for like I guess the ABGs of that era. >> Oh my god. >> I feel like at that at that age you have so much hormones going on. >> Yeah. It's beyond reason. >> Yeah. You're just like ████ You're just so girl crazy for no reason. And then um
1:41 and it was kind of cool getting kicked out of so many schools cuz then you get to see brand new chicks. >> The silver lining. >> Yeah. >> Cuz you know the same chicks it kind of then you start getting jaded, right? Like first you go to this school. Oh, she's soing hot. And then eventually, oh, they're just from this school. And then you go, so even a 10 becomes a jaded 10. Then you go here, you're like, oh, dude, she might, but she's a novelty six. >> Yeah, >> that's different. It's the mystery. >> What does novelty six mean? >> From a different school and you haven't seen her, you don't really know her that long. >> Your curiosity is filling in the rest of the numbers. >> Yeah. It's like imagine you you see a new fruit you never seen but it looks like it's not that fresh but but it's new though. >> Yeah. You're like this is the best new. >> So maybe I'll maybe I'll try this. >> That did not work for me. >> That you did not sell that well.
2:31 >> ████ you see like a whole food strawberry like I've seen a thousand strawberries. This is a fresh one but whatever. >> And then you see a ████ star fruit but it's kind of not that fresh. Whoa. >> Here. Let me put it this way. When you buy a freaking large fry and somehow there's one curly one. >> Okay. >> Oo, girly. Oo, bonus. Oh my god, it's my lucky day. I need to wear that. >> Yeah, I remember in high school just kicking it with the homies >> whether at their house or we're in the garage like working out or whatever. And then we're always like, "Hey, like cuz everyone kind of has friends and friends of friends." >> Yeah. >> I'm like, "Oh, like anybody know anything?" >> It's all word of mouth like party info, huh? >> Yeah. Oh. Uh, yeah. Actually, someone at my church, I found out it's like their birthday or something. >> Yeah, dude. >> And, uh, they're going to have like a house party in like Pomona or something.
3:21 >> And they're like, "Oh ████ we should ████ go to that thing." >> And then ████ go home, take a shower, put on your best wife beater, >> holes in it. >> Yeah. You think you're like looking so good? >> Put on my polo, put on ████ polo sport or whatever. >> So embarrassing, dude. that you would show up like that. >> I got to make my hair ████ rock hard. >> Girls like it when yours is rock hard. >> So embarrassing. >> I need to get my toothbrush out. I'mma ████ clean my white shoes so it actually looks white. White again. >> I can't You know what? I cannot believe that it was cool to dress down like that. To look like like to wear a wife beater was cool >> for you guys. >> No, I mean like dude, what are you talking about? >> Show them. What are you talking about, dude? >> Like a Yeah.
4:12 >> Yeah, but you complete the look. It's not the same. I'm talking about I just had that by itself. >> And then the whole the whole ████ journey is crazy cuz it's like you and like that's like three cars full of 15 16 year olds >> driving 150. >> Yep. Going as fast as you can. >> And they're just like an endangerment to everyone in the world. >> Yeah. >> Just for you guys to get to some girls in Pomona. >> You weren't even going to ████ talk to them. Yeah. Look at them ████ once they get there. >> You know, you know what? You know what we would do? We would do the classic like uh in high school we do the classic like uh uh they would like force me to like break, but it was like a staged event >> like get up there. Come on, get out there. No, bro. >> And it's like that thing and then they always like cuz it ice breaks for them for the whole group. If one guy like breaks >> you ice,
5:02 >> you know what I mean? Like it makes it so like if even if I ████ up they're going to be like what an idiot, right? I hate to say he's my friend. What's your name? I mean like either way they win my other friends. So yeah. >> And then what happens to you? You're just all sweaty and like out of brows. >> You see that? >> No. Yeah. I would hate I would >> That was me out there. I would hate so much to see footage of me like breaking at parties at that at that age cuz it's like I must have looked I must have looked not only stupid but like just because people are paying attention to me I think I'm winning you know you know that mentality when you're young you're like I'm looking I got this >> even though I'm not doing anything worth seeing >> that's my Temple City >> you might have heard about me >> yeah dude that's that's the beauty of it is that you you hike yourself up so much that I think that's more of the fun and
5:53 then you get there and you just don't deliver on any of your promises to yourself which is so much fun. You >> get there like the girls are whack here dude. They're just like not talking. >> I cannot believe that we had such an affinity of like I wanted ████ to happen. Like I loved when ████ happened whether it was good or bad, >> you know, cuz you're so exciting. >> Yeah. You just want something to happen. >> You just want this guy to fight that guy for no reason. >> Best fights were the best. >> For no reason. You want to be able to tell everyone else that couldn't go like, "Oh, dude, you missed a I got hit with a rock right in his face. >> So funny. >> I severed a few tendons." >> Yeah, >> dude. It's so much fun. >> That was my parties, baby. >> Your parties are like that. >> Every house party went ████ scrapped or we we started it. >> We had to hide from the cops. Yeah. No, I got I got ████ I got ████ like
6:44 uh grabbed by that by PD and it was just it was a whole house party. It was like one of those >> like you got grabbed the >> I would invite people. I felt bad cuz it was my homies house. I invited people and I already knew I invited other people that I knew that didn't like that other people. >> Wow. >> What the hell? You invited the enemy over just like hey maybe they'll be cool with each other. Everyone drinking alcohol but as soon as they all pulled up >> alcohol would make it worse. >> They already just eyeing each other ass. What' you say, bro? Boom. And you're just like, it's happening. Everyone's like, and everyone's like scrapping everywhere and then ████ do this good ass times, man. Cops came, grabbed me, and said, "Hey, what's your name?" And I'm like, "Suen." He's like, "Some ████ lying. You're Sam." And I was like, "What? Wait, wait, that's my brother, bro." I was like,
7:34 "You racist piece of s███." Sam, dude, it's like all day, dude. All day. parties like that. >> What up, guys? This episode's brought to you by Honey Love. It's a very, very big women's underwear company, and apparently they make some of the most comfiest bras out there. I don't wear it, but this is a real life testimony from one of my home girls that does wear it. Honey Loves bra is soft and super comfortable and has great support without any underwire. It's the kind of bra you forget you're even wearing while still looking great, which is very important cuz that's something I always hear girls complain about. does not feel good when I go out and eat. The shapewear smooths everything out without the tight can't breathe feeling so you don't won't pass out and would be perfect for a night out or an important event. Both come in styles that are classy and elevated. So treat yourself
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9:16 went out for a cigarette. Then the homie just gets sidelinded and you're running out with him like, "Oh s███." And then you start finding that food. I signed that homie. It was just one of those parties. You know what I mean? And then the third party, someone's rapping with my brother and somebody got personal. Some dude got up. He said, "What you say about me?" I was like, "Hey yo, yo, it's just a rap and I take it outside." And I was like, "Let's go outside. I'mma watch this." Then I I realized my brother's being involved. I was like, "Oh, hell no, dog. Hey, chill out. Chill out." And boom. Side blind. The other dude's like that side. >> Every party peacekeeping. He sucks the guy. >> Hey, calm down. >> That's sick. >> This is all in Sacramento, though. >> Oh, just active kids. Yeah. or Daniel Sos or people who are just trying to be cool. >> Just really Yeah, real low IQ. >> Super low IQ.
10:06 >> Yeah, really low IQ. >> What about the uh the fourth party? >> Yeah. What about the fifth day of Christmas? >> No, the the >> singing now. >> When you get the turtle ducks. >> The fourth party I was Hey, the fourth party was like, you know what? Let me let me let me let's let's mature. Let's go to a grown-up party. >> Oh, what's that? >> So, it was just me. I was with uh B boy Kobe and I was with B boy um he always like to show off his freaking arms. He was a crazy B boy. >> Is that his move? >> This dangling tricep. >> So Kobe and then this guy. Okay. >> No. So it was just three black dudes and one It was three black dudes and just me >> and one Korean. Okay. >> One Korean in a car just driving to a party and uh >> what's the grown-up party? >> Just older pe like older older people party. >> Senior citizens.
10:56 >> How's it different? like what are they doing at the party? >> College kids and you guys are in high school club standing around. >> Well, we were around, you know, it was always high schoolers. It was always around high schoolers, right? So, I was just like, you know what? Let's let's go to an adult party. >> Yeah, but what is an adult party? >> They're not in high school. >> Okay. How does the party differ? >> So, call it >> that you could go to like a funeral or you could go to a ████ like a real house open house, >> a bar mitzvah. Like how >> like how adult is it open up? >> So high school parties are going to be like 14 to 18. >> Yeah. But yeah, we know the ages, but like what are the features of like are they acting crazy at the adult party? Are they just dining? Are they eating food? >> Well, let me get >> Wait, wait, what was the age range again? >> For the kids, >> with the adults with the adults. >> For the adults, you're looking around
11:47 you're looking around 25. >> 25 to 40. >> So what's 18? 25 to 40. >> What's 18 to 25 then? >> This is some >> young adult. >> You're you're figuring out which one you're trying to go to that night. >> This is such a big gap. >> Yeah. But anyways, >> so 25year-olds are thinking about going to a 14-year-old party. >> Yeah, that's weird. I know. But that was a normal thing in high school. >> And is this in sack? >> This is in Sacramento. >> Why are you looking for 40 year olds? >> No, I wasn't looking for 40. I was just like, I'm just going to one of those parties. >> Looking for 40 year olds. >> So, >> cuz he found out there are 40-year-old virgins. >> Is this an adult party or >> So, how's it go down? How does it go down? Tell we're we're in a I'm in a car with three black dudes, three homies, right? We're just chilling, right? And we show up to the house in North Highlands and you see dudes with dreads and everyone in front of a door just checking people in like, "Oh, you got to pay this much to get in.
12:37 >> Security." Okay. >> So, I looked at the the door and I told him, "Hey, bro, this doesn't this I don't feel good about this, you know." And my homie B Kobe looks at me and goes, "I'm going be honest with you. what I see is is it's not going to be a good turnout. I know you drove all the way down here with us, but I want I need you to stay in the car with me today. And I was just like, what? I was like, what the ████ bro? We drove an hour to stay in the car with you. Like, this is ass. And he's like, trust me, bro. Tiny Tim. That's just this B went in. Tiny Tim and the other homie decided to go to the party, but I was pissed off. So, I was just laying down and I was like, you know what? I'm going just take I'm going just take a nap. So, I closed my eyes and all you hear is like three gunshots and you're just like I got up and I was like, "What the f███?" And the guys who was taking the checking in the people for money on the ground. That's my first time seeing a dead body.
13:27 >> Oh, he was dead. >> He was dead. Pier just boom. The other guy right there, if you guys need to call Kobe, verify it's a true story. The other homie, >> I don't think I'm going to bother him for this. I'll call him. Give me his dumb. >> The other homie, he's on he's on the ground like his leg just stops working, right? And Kobe just turns around, looks at me. He goes, "What did I tell you, bro?" And I was just like, "Holy f███." That's like the first time like seeing a dead body. And then you see Tiny Tim and the homie get back in the car and ████ skirt off. >> Damn. >> I never got to really party. >> You think the other the other dude was paralyzed? >> I don't know. >> Kobe shot him or No. >> No. Kobe was in the car with me. He told me not to get in the house. >> Oh. >> So you That's a crazy call that he's just like, I have a bad feeling that something's going to go down. >> He just he was just profiling at that point. just like look look look how they look. >> He was profiling. >> Yeah, he was. He was just look how they look and look at the energy it's given.
14:18 >> The dreads was the profile. >> Well, no, just >> and the 25 to 40. >> Yeah, that's adult business. You know, >> adult. >> No, the look they had, which is just like, you know, it just it's a sketchy look. >> Put on some gang stuff, dude. >> Some hoods. I >> like how Anthony looks right now. >> Oh, like Anthony? >> No, I look too chill. I dare ask about the fifth party, but I don't think we have time. >> No, I'm good. But that was like the last one I ever like. House party, house party. >> You're like, I'm good off this. >> Damn, dude. >> We got more party story to tell for sure, but we're out of time. That was my
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