0:00 how about a careful boy's car how about just a careful boy's how about we just start selling black belts but I can't wear one you guys get all have one I can't have one you know what barbell did that was tight uh you guys did the Crocs um what are they called jibbit you guys have JB [Laughter] [Music] jibbit welcome back to careful boys where we are afraid of everything here everyone available now the linkow everyone see everybody T up up and on top of now we got more careful okay so this is a this a good video for this actually because today we're talking about how JK merch is crushing it hey hey hey thank you guys thank you guys so much seriously thank you but also as Ryan gets his up there
0:51 we go what is some dope JK merch that we can use to BU our audience to make profit the way you say that well it's disgusting whenever you want profit it's bad yeah evil capitalist that's what I said you dirty landlords can we get it is this good content and it's Nick's face yeah and my face like this some of the fans have like the best ideas but I'm just like what are some of them um one of them is Anthony dancing and saying did it didn't happen nor I mean what he what's he referring to yeah which fan said that what's the context of I got to give you a shout bro let me give you the fact that yeah but I don't really know quite about enough about it yet a fan submitted idea what's the idea he actually I copied I ████
1:42 screenshotted this ████ and circled it for the world to see right here I'll give you guys the uh the picture bunny walking said Uncle chin shirt is fire but also need a Steve shirt saying Anthony Lee had a dance about how 911 11's not real that's a good one Steve saying it on the Shir you think Steve should be like this anony and then Anthony's like in the back dancing like this and it's not real didn't happen yeah that's really good shoulder proof show me show me proof is my favorite show the proof is really good or we have Anthony and Bin Laden back to back in a b boy stance with sunglasses on or like shake hands like this oh and the run like Run DMC with like the gold ropes in the buck house the squad beened that be tight oh
2:34 dude can we just have a Al-Qaeda line the ████ Anthony being a alaa rider you guys do realize that there's a little bit of a contradiction because that means it did happen tell the wory about the details dude make it so real yeah when you you can't explain art yeah just adding too much words you don't want the collab the collab is going to be the hottest I'm going to focus on real merch we're going to make so know next how about those tube socks that everybody want quick hey let's deflect if we did that's not deflecting let's bring it back to actual tube socks and you know it's going to be like this High we can call it a crew cuz realistically nobody's going to buy tube socks no's going to buy tube socks right what about another shirt what about another shirt it's like Hurricane Katrina and then you have Anthony going like I don't even see
3:26 it he goes what hurricane just different disasters water it's just a little water why is everyone so mad all right how about just all the ████ fallen and and quitting members of JK that's ████ up why got breath there dude it's pretty good I like that I like the Fallen members CL it could be their Silhouettes with question marks too where did they go too far man to where did they go too far yeah oh and then it should have the current only over 2,000 Souls were lost on 911 never forget it should have me it should also have me Nick Anthony and Ryan and it's like we're on Deck you guys are on the bench we're The Chopping Block we're ready to be who's next question mark yeah who's next or just pictures with like our eyes I'm for sure first in line damn yeah you might
4:17 get a couple boats we do need some Nick Bas merch though okay I got one for Nick check it out I got one for Nick there's a you remember that that one thing where you saw all the white presents and then you saw one black one and they were just kind of like it wasn't like super detailed but you knew that that's stood for the 44th or what ████ all of us all was just a bunch of ears and then there's just one that's really good yeah that's really good I don't think I don't like that that's good that's good Nick if you like it you're leaning into the joke you're owning it yeah that's good I don't want to I don't want to have any ear based stuff no ear based stuff you're called Nick the ear that's lit that was my choice that wasn't my choice who made your Instagram who choice is that what if we sold what if we sold a ████ up Ear Pod that's in a weird shape it only fits your ear that'd be kind of that that sounds like a a lot of what if it's a necklace kind of like a dog tack but it's just one ear you know how look gangster War people are like I collect
5:07 ears that's kind of cool I like JK News why would you do that the Cockroaches of YouTube can't can't be killed can't be we just keep surviving yeah true oh that's why it's a cockroach oh oh I was thinking about how we're insect like can't be sto it might need to not be so like blatant though might need to be like a cockroach wearing like a JK logo necklace and just like in the corner or something you know like still alive how about just a shot of Nick going like this and it just says do you have a picture of the guy what does he look like no Nick doing this yeah yeah yeah yeah do you have a picture of the guy can I see what he looks like having done zero work all day while we were up slaving over this
5:58 ████ kick it back with sunglasses on even too he's like look at it partially after he came late training a client dude I want I want to I want people to be able to go to like you're you ever you ever park at like a hot place like in Nevada or like you're in a hot parking lot in La whatever you put up a a Nick Sun deflector in your windshield deflector you're deflecting all thatu yeah that's Nick deflector and the deflectors got ears oh that's good it's like this and then on the bottom it's is this good content is this good content should I give up that's should I shut the ████ up one of Nick's famous monologues from like these 25 30 minute videos where he said nothing for 12 minutes we write all of it out just as long as the ████ it's just a whole
6:49 transcript a whole transcript on the entire Sun deflector and you're like I still don't know what he's talking about people can see for themselves he said nothing for 20 minutes yeah for 20 minutes and at the end is this good content It's hard talking on camera okay that has to happened in a while in in the original writing a shirt that just says Mar great Mar you have a picture of that too we have a picture of that that's even better that's nice would you ever get that tatted on you um you might get a string of tattoos now I want to get yeah I should I might as well right if I got this ████ thing I might get I don't know probably to cover up this tattoo that's good we could think basic we just get it was like a visu jeans back in the day we just get a pair of pants and then it's just got both tats right here and then on the back pocket it says Bart yo or B why on the back pocket why
7:42 does it say my name yeah it's like a small little like you know from the Creator oh like he signed it yeah it would be dope to get sweats with the double in the front yeah be kind of tight who would want that ironically a lot we could really if it's sweats too sweats with the bro I think we can get that maybe that's a good idea let's do it it's a good idea but I'm just wondering do you guys actually want put in the comments I'll say this I'll say this socks or sweats hey sweats with just one guaranteed oh sweat with just one cuz I'll I'll wear it one the other one is just short like that hey that's a sick ass reveal to pull your sweats up and the tattoos there y black sweats with just a white version of this is that what you guys want to put in the comments below I would honestly in the back pocket opposite side cuz you
8:32 need opposite balance that's where has the JK logo i' wear that too or careful boys care Boo the JK logo careful boys yeah ████ the JK well honestly no just as a cast member for many years that logo compared to careful boy ████ it's just not nearly as lit careful boy s███'s so lit I agree careful boys is the name of the crew just kidding news is the channel it's the channel there it is there it is it's a new era dude we are careful boys first creating content on the just kidding News Channel that's right that's right what other iconic JK think cleen's butthole and then three mil question mark three mil three mil question question mark that's really good well she said she was going to get it on her butthole but then she didn't get the tattoo on her butthole damn I you said she said a she was going to get fear everyone on her butthole said
9:23 it just every time we say Colleen's name we just have to say it a little bit differently colen Ken all the spellings Kos I think these are pretty great ideas what about Ryan we got some Ryan Bas merch how about we just like make a beard it's just and you could you could wear it novelty beard you could wear Ryan beards this has been the best ERA of JK merch though like before we'd always just get funny stupid ideas like we used to have one that said underwear model and it was just a print of an like a like a brief I think you guys just have real artist on the show I actually liked brand name shirt that was my favorite one you guys did yeah name brand shirt name brand shirt I like that one a lot that was a good shirt what about the ████ pesos and I think we actually have some over there well that's part of the
10:13 problem though is that it was like such an old reference that but then people would go to our new videos and then like that merch is still there but now it's like feels cooler cuz everyone's more current there was one that was like pole vaulting isn't a sport I saw that and then it was funny but only for that yeah yeah there was like 10 shirts that sold yeah yeah if we can get custom fanny packs oh dude fanny packs would be cuz you wasar fny pack and maybe like print like a stove on it all right that's not funny dude that's not funny that's funny did to take the the knob from the stove and attach it on yeah I don't know why it just turned on it just turned on how about a ghee a Nick ghee n that's too much that be insane dude that would be so cool you guys would lose money on that I think we would definitely lose how about a careful boy's car how
11:04 about a careful boy how about we just start selling black belts but I can't wear one you guys get to all have one I can't have one ████ no we sell black belts when people order them it right Brown oh what you know what barbell did that was tight uh you guys did the Crocs um what are they called jibbit you guys have jbit jbits what's a jbits frean morning dude Tiff was like I was like I got some jiz bits I was like what the ████ is it yeah what's a jiz bit wait Tiff really said that some bits right here yeah yeah and I was like what the ████ is she's like jbits for Crocs I was like what the ████ is a jbit but she she meant jibbit or whatever you put it on these one of these bro if we get some JK Crocs bro Oh you mean like a uh oh like those pins at that level that would be more of a careful boys Crocs collabo yeah but
11:56 that's probably not going to happen because Crocs is smart so yeah yeah but we can make jibbit but Crocs collaborated with idiocracy we're idiocracy dude like no we're just idiots we're contributing to it for sure but they that's how they got big I'm just trying to reach where we can reach yeah that's all this is here we're not going to have an official collaboration yeah we're sick at t-shirts okay we want cars we want Auto hey Nick right though the merch that we're not would look DB on a trucker hat yeah like or a dad hat that one yeah the care the careful beer logo would look great on a trucker hat you know we also be tight this is not even merch but if we painted a billboard like the sky so a plane crashes into it cuz they couldn't tell that something was
12:47 there that's a low ass plane that's a great idea paint it clouds and wait for the moment that a plane crashes and then record that video and then we'll do JK news and at the end we'll be like news low key though we do got to take a page out of Nightcrawler ████ baby book and like we should like some ghetto ass area we should put up a careful boys billboard Kazumi's book is pretty expensive though really her ████ she only does expensive ████ I mean her stunts are they take a bunch we could she she could sponsor us no no no we could definitely get a a billboard like in okoklahoma I swear to God we Oklahoma yeah we keep dunking on that state you could but yo imagine we just got careful boys
13:37 billboard up in some cheap place and we just asked one fan to go take a photo there's yeah there's got to be there's got to be at least one and then from there we make a shirt out of that photo I'm down yeah there's got to be one where it's like it's like 100 bucks a month or something dude Pac for of some ████ yeah I'm down I mean if you're just getting it for a short time we're recycling the t-shir t-shirt profits into further promo and marketing for more t-shirt profits you know you know what you can do you buy the in between time of billboards so you're renting from another you're subing the billboard then you can get it for just a week you don't have to get the whole month how do you get a billboard that's like in Hollywood in someone's backyard you know how sometimes you look and it's like yeah it's like someone's rooftop or some ████ how do we take how do we take like what is the equivalent of like you know
14:27 how like in Canada they like they shove this device into a ████ tree and like maple syrup starts to come out yeah when you say device it's just another piece of wood or something is it it's like a metal thing right how do we just shove that into a fan and have their money drip out into a ████ wallet we make a shirt that that details one one by one buy the plane sell the drugs that's actually really good okay that's our second good idea Joe's laundering money it's our second good idea and for the rest of a merch we ever make we put on a venmo QR code on the back where people can donate more so it's a Perpetual advertisement that's how you do it what's that QR code oh donate to JK news constant that's a great idea guys right and then like that's semi Lan but okay cool yeah
15:17 Beggars bunch of Beggars I feel like the fans are going to have something way better and then there's going to be a ton of likes on it and then it's just going to blow all of our minds and we're going to be like that's what we need to me and then we do it no we're going to do it that's our track record for sure and then we block that fan yeah yeah we block them and we we take all the money for ourselves oh I like that idea we steal their idea oh I like that and then we make profits oo there's nothing more evil o making profits what about a stick figure of can just like dumping like media into a trash can it's just it says can and delete and delete and delete like those one shirts yeah with Thea yeah deleting footage delet since 2004 that would be tight if we could
16:08 sell a SD card that says can on it and when you put it into your computer just gives you a virus right away Del all your ████ yeah I hope he edits this video you probably won't these are great ideas yeah these are really good yeah what if we hit up Sonora town and ask them if they're down for a t-shirt collab they have shirts we should do a collab with montere Park the city of monter Park dude that'd be pretty cool let's hey let's start hitting people up and see if they wanted to teach or collab what would be the collab dude we should Bobby hun up and get ignored by him yeah not that's not a bad idea hey sliding those DMs like I know you know how on Sunday at Family Food Fest that's when we'll start start Ping doing some connections pleas how would we collab with with the city ask the city you didn't you didn't hear him no but what's the idea what's the collaboration hear him it's just a it's a collab yeah it
16:59 just says the city of monre Park so like we do a video right and then the city of monre Park does a video and then we we we shoot shout out each other at the end City yeah we just shout we shout each other out at the end of the video this guy this guy's been on YouTube for how long you lived here for how long we need to have the city city hall and then we need to have like a garden like a regular and then you have us someone draws Us in doing JK news on a table outside the city hall oh hey you know be cool yeah you get a mural made on a random wall yeah they should make a statue there's a map of the city and then there's a pin that designates all the places that we illegally shot yeah hey we'll get we'll get um Ethan Klein from H3 watching our video and it's a it's a t-shirt of him being like what is this ████
17:52 format is that what and his producer and his producer like no jaky news they're dope yeah they're dope and then Anthony's like what is is this ████ format what the ████ are they doing why are they dressed like why they Dr how do they even do this with these tables what the ████ are they doing dude I know our next ████ corporate collab check it out careful boys X Ethan Allen and it's Bart hiding in a closet at Ethan Allen that's good Ethan Allen's like hey dude your dad's not getting in here protecting boys from child abuse that's good dude all right next time I'm going to go on one cuz I know there's one in downtown serlin and I'll go climb into a cabinet and I'll have Gio take a picture of me love it that's a funny ass collab Ethan all and like everything in JK like
18:42 when we filmed in Trump Tower and nobody could tell we were in Trump Tower nobody will know he's in Ethan when he posts a video of him in a dark place it's just going to be a photo of a cabinet closed but we'll know because we know how how dumb we all are that he's actually in an Ethan Allen but it won't matter I could have just filmed him in a U-Haul box bro I've been trying to find a wa was was it a grandfather clock or a hutch what was it the thing you hid in it was one of yeah you did like one of those like cupboard like you know like those '90s where like you're supposed to display all your ████ bows and ████ one of those things I could have so I've been trying to find cabin dude I've been trying to find one for the office just so can you know ████ with your memories you can get like any one of those are so cheap just normally but Ethan all one specifically costs so much more but I'm Holding Out for a good deal cuz his name brand bro I want to get one for
19:33 here as a monument oh you've been looking out for an actual Ethan Allen one on I was looking for grandfather clocks cuz I thought that's what you hit in but if it's a hutch then that's why did I think that too I thought that too I thought Grandfather maybe I forgot I mean I was so scared I don't remember he only remembers the inside he doesn't remember the outside let's just say it's a grandfather CL cuz that's cooler I mean I was so ████ scared I don't know dude what if it was just a dresser that makes more sense could have been could have been a dress he said grandfather clock I'm pretty sure yeah maybe it was a grandfather clock I don't know we need we need accuracy for the emotional attachment okay so we got to do our due diligence we got to watch the original video so that when Bart walks into this office he's triggered emotionally when he when we're about to film but I have an alert for that so anytime one goes up for sale I I see the notification and it's always so much more expensive I'm like come on man they look just the same to get a $40 one but you know what some of these
20:23 videos they're so much older and like it's one of those you had to be there so we have to always like re-upload that segment with the shirt that we promote I'll tell you what'll hit right now daycore of being in Ryan's cult oh that dude in the comment section every video going I'm a little impressed he's he's cool who yeah and I'm about to be hella impressed in like 100 more days dude he'll give up that and I oh yeah that guy's consistent too yeah but why come here and say that it doesn't matter unless we can buy t-shirt or the or the Nick is so funny he's great too Nick is the funniest I like how you're just talking about your own joke yeah I don't like that joke I didn't it's not a joke I don't like that joke oh my God it's not is it a joke I don't think they're kidding I think it's a bit I don't like it and the
21:14 video right now turn it off okay okay guy who's in more podcast than any of us hey ████ you dude that's a dis that's a ████ discs ████ you that takes us back to is this good content is his good content is a good one that gets said a lot but Nick is the biggest influencer here yeah that's not true he's the coolest cuz he's anti- influencer
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