0:00 Why don't they bring Sons of Anarchy into the world, [laughter] too? >> It's Ghost Rider. >> Hell yeah. >> That's what I'm talking about. >> Sons of Anarchy will return in Avengers Doomsday. [laughter] >> That's what I'm talking about. >> It's like Big Bang 3 will return in Avengers Doomsday. [laughter] >> And welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys, uh, where we were just talking about the Louisiana purchase, but we're not doing that. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. We should. >> Yeah, let's talk about it. Don't expose our true intellect. >> What we are going to do though is we're going to talk about something right now that Bart's probably going to forget and then like seven years from now he's going to be like, "What the?" And we're going to talk about the Avengers Doomsday teasers that have been dropping which you probably know nothing about, right? >> I didn't see none of that ████ drop. What are you talking about? All I've
0:50 been seeing is ████ Somalian ████ >> That's cuz you're algo, Bart. That's your Algo. [laughter] >> Somalian Panther. You haven't seen that? Somalian learning centers popping up learing. It's the learing center. They're everywhere though. They're like in other countries and s in San Diego and not just >> We should have done a learing center, not JK News, bro. That would have been tough. >> Yeah, we'd be rich. >> Would have been lucrative. Uh but no, we're taking it back to Avengers Doomsday before we get off track too far. These they've been dropping these really really gangster short teasers in be um before like Avatar Fire and Ash. So, when you go to like watch trailers uh before the huge box office hit, which is obviously has just passed a billion dollars again. >> Jesus Christ. >> Which one? >> He's he's unstoppable. >> He's unstoppable. >> Can't miss. >> Yeah. Um there they've got these little trailers and they this has just been
1:40 sparking all the the rage and the the just getting people excited because Doomsday, everybody knew that Avengers or Marvel in general has been going like since Endgame. >> No question about it. just been hating everything. >> It's kind of universally felt. Even Deadpool did a bit about it. He's like, "Welcome to the Marvel universe. You're kind of entering at a low point, right?" >> Yeah. Or he's talking about how he's like Marvel Jesus cuz he's saving it. Like it's it's kind of crazy. Um, but you know, because Marvel obviously recognized what's going on, they they brought back the Russo brothers who uh co-wrote and directed the, you know, Avengers basically the entire >> They did Civil War, they did Endgame, they did the the best one, Infinity War. >> Yeah, that is the better one. [snorts] Um, so they brought them back. They brought Robert Downey Jr. back because like, man, if we we killed off Robert Downey Jr. and he was kind of like the
2:31 biggest man, so we got to bring him back otherwise we can't save this franchise. >> Bring him back to life. And then the story at the event. What happens to Captain America at the end of Endgame? Go. >> You just watched this? >> No, I watched so many other things after that. [laughter] What happened to him >> at the end of Endgame? Remember he's old guy? >> Mhm. >> Oh, he went back to go ████ that ████ >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Haley Atwell. Yes. [laughter] >> I remember now. I remember. >> Right. That >> Yes. Yes. She went back to go ████ that ████ Those titties are so big. He went back in time, [laughter] brother. >> I remember now. >> Just with his own power. >> Okay. Explain in the story how and why he went back. [laughter] >> How he went back? >> I don't know. Through his time traveling ways. I don't remember [laughter] how he went back.
3:21 >> Okay. Without >> Never use Thor's hammer. >> Without music. You could you could travel time through Thor's hammer. No, you can't. >> I was just seeing if you even remember anything. So, this, for example, without music, is a trailer of something that went down before the Avatar Fire and Ash uh movie and and then like a week later, they would drop this on YouTube, for example. >> Yep. He goes back. Is he old or is he young? >> Do we have audio or not? Probably not. >> I'm going to play the audio just for safety. >> Oh, yeah. >> But that being said, that's a commercial right there. That's a ████ commercial. >> They actually did the whole like um like a pharmacy thing over this is really funny. >> Oh, like a sc So, you see his Captain America suit and this is part where you're like, "Wait, what is this?" That's a modern day gear right there. And then and then Oh, it became a dad. By the way, doesn't he
4:12 kiss that ████ Oh, that's Oh, that's his son. No, it's his I think it's his daughter and he kisses her, right? What are you talking about? Doesn't he It's like that agent chick who's like Peggy Carter's daughter is like also technically his kid, right? >> Oh. Oh. Oh, I know. >> So, he's looking at it right now. He's like, >> "No, no, no. That's that's his uh Isn't that Isn't that niece? Isn't that a niece?" >> Oh, is it? Okay. I hope so. >> I think I think it's niece. >> So kind [laughter] of weird. >> It is. It is. It is. >> Wait, so what what is the time? >> So they start the doomsday clock. >> What's the day in the timeline? So is it if he [laughter] if he goes back in time, is Doomsday happening like in the ████ like 60s or what the hell is going on? Or 50s? >> Have you seen those memes for that? You know that phrase? They're using that phrase everywhere. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It'll be like a video of a dad leaving
5:03 his kid and they'll be like, "The dad will return on Doomsday." >> Jojo Taka will return in Avengers Doomsday. [laughter] >> It's such good marketing though. Like, it's so good. >> What? So, where is this in this timeline? >> So, there's no clear answers yet. There's only speculation, which is why it's >> Watch this one bar. You'll like this one. You'll like this. >> Cuz I'm so confused. >> Oh, wait. No, this isn't the one I like. Never mind. This one sucked. >> You'll hate this one. But now fate has given me something I never saw. Basically, he's talking. >> Say it like him. >> Oh. Oh. >> Who is this? Who is this? This Steve Rogers? >> No, it's Thor. >> Child. >> Thor. >> Use your Kra's voice. >> A life untouched. [laughter] >> Who the ████ is that? Thor has a son. >> A daughter? You don't remember Love and Thunder? That whole movie. You didn't see that one, did you? >> ARE THEY ALL DADS NOW? What the So, is that Natalie Portman's daughter or son?
5:54 Is that who he had a baby with? >> I think I'd rather you just watch the movie versus you yelling at me later. >> I heard it's bad. >> It's not very good. No. Christian Bale is still kind of tight in it though. >> Christian Bale. >> It's kind of tight in it. But it's like objectively it's like a not as good movie for sure. >> Will return in Avengers Doomsday. >> Bing bing bing bing. So that was the second one, right? So now everybody's like, "Wait a minute. You think you go to the movies and then a a week later everybody's like, "Oh, you're going to see the Steve Rogers blah blah." And then the Thor teaser drops. So then you're like, "Wait, what?" >> By the way, do you agree that that one was kind of whack and who cares? >> The Thor one. >> I think it's uh it's a little bit whack, but like it's really dope that he's coming back. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But but he's in everything. He didn't go anyway. >> Yeah. I don't feel shrinking cuz I didn't know he had a kid though. >> That everybody knows he has a kid. >> I didn't know he had
6:44 >> God ████ damn it. >> No, I didn't know either. I got your back. I didn't know. >> That's Love and Thunder then. That that's that's the fourth installment of the Thor franch. >> Okay. But this next one is sick. This next one's sick. I think they're all pretty sick, actually. X-Men. >> This one just dropped. >> No way. X. >> Yeah. So, now let me put on the captions. >> The X-Men's are coming. >> Yeah. So, basically, this is Magneto talking in the background. >> Oh, >> the Ian Mckllen Magneto. Magneto, by the way. >> This is the X-Mansion, which is like all ████ up. >> Yeah. >> Oh ████ >> So, you see Xavier's school for gifted young something. >> There's a special school. [laughter] The question is, >> I wanted to be ████ because I wanted to be a part of the X-Men. >> Yep. >> And go to special school. [laughter] >> You can go to Monatory. >> So, this teaser just dropped
7:35 >> and he's in the old school Xavier from the like X-Men 97 comics. Like, >> finally started dressing him like the X-Men. >> Yeah. >> And Cyclops in the 97 outfit. >> X-Men will return and Avengers. So, so now they also finally are bringing the OG X-Men franchise. >> Yeah, >> they better >> into the Avengers universe. >> That's like infinitely cooler than the Thor. >> Thank you. That's all I'm saying. >> Which is why they needed to >> We didn't miss Thor. >> They needed to sandwich it. They needed to make that second. >> Nah, they didn't need to at all. >> And I think the reason why also though is because uh they did this whole like Avengers chair thing. Remember the chair reveal? >> Yeah. >> Where where they had like kind of like the director's chair in the >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Play that one. Play that one. >> The middle one. So you do watch your own videos. >> Play all the lights by Kinjas. See, we knew you watched your videos. [laughter]
8:25 I watch my videos all the time. >> We're trying to watch Avengers and they suggest Kinjas. [laughter] >> What a compliment. >> Oh no. >> Why is Dumbledore holding an arrow? >> Haha. You can't even find it. >> Yeah. Lucky, lucky, lucky. >> That was >> I'm looking forward to for X-Men. I always like them. >> Me too. >> Yeah. >> X2 was the best. >> There was a gay phase though. There was a They didn't >> X2. I like Days of Future. >> Days of Future Past was the best. >> Oh, okay. I'm I'm thinking of the the first generation of X-Men movies cuz remember there was like three of them. >> Yes. But but there's still the same characters in that one. >> But Days of Future Past was such a >> Which one is that one? >> When Wolverine goes in the past goes back back in time. >> Yeah, that one is brilliant. It's basically you're already starting in the future. The Sentinels are whooping the X-Men's asses and basically going out there like eradicating all the rest of the mutants. Oh, is that the one where
9:15 he's like like on on a bed or something? >> Yeah. Yeah. And then they're using freaking what's her face to like teleport him back in time in order to like go >> cuz all the X-Men get merked. >> How long you guys think it'll take to watch the first like movie Marvel movie all the way till now? >> Like ████ years. >> No, no, no. It's it's it take a day. >> There's like a there's a whole guide on how to watch them in order like exactly. >> You know that just before this they'll have those theater showings where like you can go watch them all beforehand. Got to be like at least 20 then, right? Cuz just Thor's there's four. >> I think there's more than that, bro. >> If you if you follow this timeline, I talk about the whole Marvel. >> No, then you got to go through the serieses, too. >> If you go through the series, that's going to take you a long time. And only like 20% of the series are really good. >> And then also like 80% of what they did in the series, they like throw out of canon anyway.
10:05 >> Yeah. And stuff gets retconed a lot too. >> But it is it is still really good. Do they answer missing pieces with comics? Like some, you know, some like like Walking Dead or whatever, right? >> They do it in animation format with like the uh zombies like the Marvel zombie stuff or like the uh other whatever it's called. But um what's it called? Also, Damson Idris just got cast as Black Panther. >> Oh, nice. Good. They should bring him back. That's good. Is he Tala? >> I think he's going to be Tatala's son. So remember in the second Black Panther Wakanda Forever when uh Chad Boseman had already passed away so they had to rewrite everything to like make Sherry his sister. Did you watch the second Black Panther? >> I didn't see it. >> It's also really good especially it's really good especially when you know that they had to finagle that story tell like that's it's out of their hands that Chadwick passed away so they had to like
10:57 figure out the right way to like make it work. >> Is Michael B. Jordan in the second one too? Uh he is uh as kind of like a memory thing like the ancestral plane. >> They should have made him Black Panther, bro. He was so good. >> That he's the only thing I cared about after Black Panther. >> Me too. >> They did a good job making him like a star in that, man. Um but of course he he he passed away, but he is technically family which is why he had claim to it. So that's why he's in the ancestral plane when Sherry like takes like the fruit or whatever the freak. Anyways, um so they show in the in the postredit scene of Wakanda Forever, the second Black Panther that Tchala had a kid before he passed away. And then uh they they he's got a different name. He's living in Haiti with his his mom or whatever. But then they're like, "No, but what's your Wakanda name?" And then he's like, "Thala." So the whole idea is that they wrote it in in a way that he
11:48 can grow up >> and then be the new Black Panther, but still just be named Tala. He's junior. He's a junior. >> Yeah. >> Black Panther, >> which I believe is now Damson Idris, the the co-star in F1. >> You know what would be crazy? This might be controversial, but if they brought Peaky Blinders into the Avengers world, [laughter] >> Jesus part, >> they'll be ████ wrecked. >> Pey Blinders movie is coming out in March and I'm >> Dude, I can't wait. They're just sneak. >> Why don't they bring Sons of Anarchy into the world, too? [laughter] >> It's Ghost Rider. >> Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Sons of Anarchy will return in Avengers Doomsday. [laughter] >> That's They need to do Ghost Rider again. Nicholas Cage wasn't the right person for that. >> That'd be so funny, dude. >> It's like Big Bang 3 will return in Avengers Doomsday. [laughter] Young Sheldon will return. Why >> young Sheldon?
12:38 >> I hope they don't by the way, >> all serious talk about X-Men, the free previous X-Men's, I hope they don't screw my boy Cyclops like they did before where they >> Well, that's the thing. I think they're going to make his arc way cooler now. >> You need to give him an arc at all. >> You need to stop cucking him. >> Yeah, he's the biggest cuck. >> I know. >> But I mean, I guess that's it. That's kind of like it. >> That actor is so cuckable though. >> He is. But he's actually good. >> I love Marsden, dude. >> So good. >> But he's supposed to be like the contrast of Wolverine, like the stoic leader, and then but they make him so gay. >> In every comic, all the books, they that happens to him too or something. >> So basically, that's exactly what he's supposed to be doing. >> X-Men 97. He wasn't a cuckass ████ >> a little bit. >> He's a bit of a hall monitor. >> Later episodes, Wolverine started pushing him around. >> He's got Leonardo vibes, right? >> Yeah, >> for sure. >> Cuz he's the leader, right?
13:28 >> Yeah. >> Did you know that Raphael? >> Yeah. >> Isn't it like that his eye lasers are not really even lasers? Did you see that? >> Apparently not, but I don't know about that. What do you mean? It's like it's actually like a portal to another. It's like a dimension where that dimension is compo composed of that energy and he the portal is his eyes. So he just opens them and then that dimension >> comes through. But isn't that the same like technically energy source that like Psylock or like Cable have and stuff. >> Well, Cable's his son, so that makes sense. >> Yeah, but then that makes it less of a portal thing and just or or I guess just >> Cable's his son. >> You don't know Cable's son? >> I had no idea. I ████ loved cable. >> Cable's awesome mom. >> Jean Gray. >> Jean Gray. But it's his son from like the timeline thing. Yeah. >> Which was Josh Brolin, which was also uh
14:18 a Thanos. >> All this ████ came from Stanley's brain. >> Uh not all of it. >> Oh, there's a lot of coowriters. >> Guy did hell of drugs, I bet. >> Oh, I'm sure. >> I do miss seeing him in the movies. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those are cool.
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