0:00 [Music] And welcome back everybody to a very amazing episode of Careful Boys where today we got Chappelle Lacy back in welcome back round of applause back. Hell yeah. [Applause] Rey welcome back. Welcome back to I don't know who's being racist here you for hearing it that way. I know. That's so good. I I heard it in perfect English. That's all I can say. I heard no accent. I heard no accent. I heard no I heard perfect English. That's cool, man. That's real cool. You Thanks for being an ally. I'm an ally. Japanese accent came from cuz it doesn't even sound like a Japanese accent. What do you mean? The I think that's Chinese though.
0:51 That's Chinese. Japanese is like that's northern Chinese. No, but the TV one. The TV one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Very guttural noises. That's Japanese. The Oreo guy from the belly. From the belly. I ████ I ████ with all y'all. I've been watching y'all's movies since I was a kid. What's your favorite? What's your least favorite, too? Or what' you grow up watching? Actually, Power Rangers. Power Rangers. Triny. Shout out. So, my stepdad, he watched a lot of like those like old school like the original Wuang Clan movie. Like 36 Chambers. The original. Yeah, the original 36 Chambers. That ████ goes hard as ████ So, you like the black adjacent original stuff? Yeah, I like that stuff. But, but also I ████ with like Surf Ninjas. Uh, Surf Ninja. Well, y'all don't. No, that's not Asian. It's not really Asian. I I ████ with uh like my kids. That guy was like half Japanese. Okay. I One of my top favorites. Y'all might make fun of me
1:42 for this, but I love Kung Fu Hustle. You guys like that one? Okay. Okay. Good. Asian and a good movie. That one. I ████ love that movie. Can you Can you tell us apart now? Yeah, I think I can cuz that's how I know if someone's hung around Asians enough. Hey, let's do a little be quiet. You want to try? You want to try right now? Let's pull up a bunch of different Asians. Let's pull up a bunch of different Asians and and show Chappelle and just see Asian roulette. See if he can get the ethnicity. And honestly, we should all play. We should all retest our skills a little bit. Yeah, we're probably going to get it wrong, too. Oh, really? Yeah. Sometimes some are hard though. Some are some are I know all the blacks. Yeah. Wait, what? You could tell like from Africa. You could tell if someone's like Rwanda or I could tell what part I could tell what like coastal like or whatever.
2:32 Like Oh, like east or Yeah, I could tell that. I could tell some cuz there's a Ethiopian look. Yep. Ethiopian specific look. They got a certain look, but I can't tell like the Ethiopia like around the area because it they they have a similar look. The I don't know how to say that. One of our friends is Atrian and she looks Indian to me and everyone thinks she's Indian, you know, but that's also part of Asia. Exactly. Exactly. That's true. Y'all didn't think I knew that. Oh ████ Y'all thought I dropped out, which I did, but like how about this? Did you know about the ████ eyed black people? Only dude, brother. You can see mine all the way. Look it up. No, no, it's called Bontu. I am Bontu. For real? Bu my cousin.
3:26 It's called the Bontu tribe. The Bontu because you know the theory is everybody came from Africa, right? We did. Yes. My brothers. So all the Yeah, we're brothers. So all all the uh like genotypes that we see now should exist in the African like it originated origin. So cheeky eyes all that stuff. Let me see. All right. Ready? Let's see the bunt. Okay. Yeah. Then it's not cheeky eyes, it's African eyes. That's true. What kind of Asian is this guy? Chinese. Damn. Wa. Damn. Confidence. One for once. And you get double points for the speed. ████ switch. For the speed of the answer. Vietnamese. Close. Close. I can see why you think. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Let me go. What? What? What about How close is wild? That's off the backboard. But low key though. If I saw that picture, I didn't know who that was. I would be like, "That's Vietnamese." What makes you think he's Vietnamese? Actually, uh, to me it's the
4:17 mustache. What about the nose? Yeah, it's like the nose. Yeah, nose and mustache. He could be. But also, this guy passes as a lot of different Asians for his job. Damn, you ████ me up with this one. Cuz jungle Asians Cuz jungle Asians kind of encompass an area. Exactly. Exactly. That's only That's Rufio. I know who that is. Filipino. He's Filipino. He's Filipino. Keep that picture up. I'll show I'll tell you what what song I hear when I see that picture. And this is why. And this is why it's Vietnamese. Okay. I can see why you picked Vietnamese, though. Hey, it's a spiky hair, too. The super spiky hair. I Yeah, I would have lost a million dollars on Filipino. ████ That's why. What about So close. What about That was a tough one. That was a
5:07 good picture you picked, actually. Yeah. What about this guy? That was hard. Damn. That's an illegal one. You don't even know, man. Okay. Okay. Okay. He don't even know. He doesn't. Yeah. That Bailey knows what the hell. He has a last name, too. Wait, who who is he? That's our buddy Ron. His last name is Skull's name. What is it? That's a made up. Oh, he made it up. What about this guy? Uh, damn. Is that Oh, is he Chinese? No, no, no. Um, hold on. Is that uh Delto? Yeah. Yeah, but what's it? What is he? Um, ████ Hold on, hold on, hold on. What does he look like? Deleg Filipino right now. In this picture, he looks mad Filipino. That's why I chose it. Hold on. Wait, dude. His last name gives it away.
5:59 Deleg. Uh, so it's part of an Asian culture. He's Puerto Rican that that loves black people. Um, ████ Hold on. This one is a hard one. This is a very tough one. This I didn't even know. People get Hill race mix all the time, too. Oh, but then you know what, though? When Asians grow up here, they transform into something else, and it's even harder. That's super true. That's true. He's not Korean. Nope. No, his real last name is Chong Tangu. Not even close. Ch. Say it again. Changu. Oh, that helps. Uh, yeah. I said, say it again. Oh, I got it. Can you use it in a sentence? I I I'll give you a hint. He's a jungle Asian. Mongolian.
6:49 No, Mongolian. He's got a birth mark on his butt. The horse Asian. I thought I knew this really good, but this one ████ me up. They're missing. No, none of us got it right, too, when we met him. Yeah, I thought it was I thought it's Filipino or something. A lot of people think he's So, I didn't even finish turning this one around. He's all Chinese. That was a good one. That's a Chinese ████ The jacket is very Chinese. So, what is Mr. Deleto? He's Thai. Thailand. Yeah. Yeah. But none of us got that right. None of us got it right. There's no ████ Really? I didn't know either. You know, for cuz cuz the dude I know that looks is ████ homie from uh Angb Bach. Yeah. Right. So they don't look the same. But that could be Filipino, too. Tony Jaw. Yeah. Tony. Yeah. Tony J. There's a variety within every ethnicity. I feel like damn, that ████ me up. So hard. Yeah. Really? I
7:40 think it's harder when they're also raised here cuz their body and you guys got to do different types of Africans. Let's do it. Let's do it. Now, let's go for it. Here. You got to look up different stuff. I never said I was good at that. All right. But I don't even know the types of African. Wow, dude. Get a map. Racism. What is this? I'll do it myself. Kamar Usman's Nigerian. Okay. He brings out the flag. He tells you. So is he. So is Izzy. Oh yeah, Izzy is too. Yeah. Yeah. People be like mixed though. Let me see. You know how you can tell someone's like uh it's Nigerian? How? It's usually like they have like a oolog or like like that's in their last name. Olg. It's like not ola but like it's like ola la or whatever. Ola something. Ola whatever. That's how
8:30 you can tell someone's Nigerian. Yeah. You guys didn't know that. See, I'm teaching you ████ You know what makes What's your favorite black movies? Yeah, that's what I thought. You have none. Get out. Hey, let's go. My favorite one is it's a combination. Rush Hour. Why you I hate that I accepted the handshake? Cuz it's ████ Chinese. I hate that I accepted the ████ hand all black cast or like or whatever whatever black movies next Friday. Well, if you grew up in the '9s, it's like that's all you kind of had cuz you either had white content or black content and all the Asians just pretty much watch black content. Boys in the hood, don't be a menace. If you That's all you watch. I tried to get you guys. You know, ever watch that movie The Wood. The Wood is great. Yo, that was
9:21 such a good movie. You guys don't know. Is it with Omar eps or no? Yeah, but I have seen that movie. I haven't seen it. Damn. Good movie. Good. But good job. I think I've seen the movie. A dumb movie. It's it's it's a fun like kind of like West Coast like Oh, maybe I've seen it. Like a slightly a romcom in a sense, but like funny. Yeah. It's about three dudes growing up together and then one of them gets married or whatever, but it's like a funny movie. The wood. The wood. Is that referring to Hollywood? The wood or is it Or is it their school? I think it's their school. Yeah, I think it's might be their school or something like that. Does Don't be a menace count? Yeah, don't be a menace count. Love don't be a menace. White Chicks. Does that count? Yeah, White Chicks counts. Yeah, Chick is a good one. Chicks is really good. White Chicks counts as tight. Yeah. Did you know Be a Menace? Uh I think Kenan made Marlin rewrite it or something. Why? He He told him he had
10:13 he had to rewrite it like ████ like 80 times or something. He said, "It's not good. It's not good. It's not good." And he said like at first he hated him but he was like if it wasn't for my brother I wouldn't be the comedian that I am today. Damn. I'm like damn that's ████ sick. Damn. Cuz at first he didn't realize. He's like dude this is good. What are you talking about? He goes nope. It could be better. Could be better. It could be better. And it really was better after he rewrote it so many times. I like that. I love those kind of stories. Yeah. He was good black. Is that how is that how like so is that like equivalent to the Asian work ethic? You know what I mean? Same thing 80 times. 80 times. That's tight. See there's a connection with us. You guys are black. Yep. I think I think so. Really? So we can say, "Hey, dude, don't get too crazy, Anthony. We just got n word on three." What? Nigeria. Wait, have you guys seen that thing recently where uh people were saying gingers are black? Yeah, I saw people
11:04 talk about that. What? What do you think about that? I just found out what what I feel about. How do you feel about that? Welcome. Welcome. People Hey, people ginger. People openly ████ about like ginger people to their face. Oh yeah. All the ginger dudes I know. Gingers. Yeah. All the They're like the white runs. All the gingers I know. The white runs. [Laughter] I know. I'm married to one. You're married to a ginger. Forget it. Yeah. Wow. That's awesome. Stereotype where the dad leaves too or no? What? You know what, man? I'm sick of y'all thinking we don't have dads, dog. We got dads and ████ We got dads. Where y'all dance at, bro? We got dance. I don't know. Dance. Where's your dad at? At the temple, man. Oh, he's at the temple. Oh, is he a monk? He's like the air.
11:56 He hung himself. Yeah. This is how we talk. Now, can I say the N word? Yo, since your dad died that way. Yes, I can say it. Wow. Okay. That's kind of an Asian stereotype though. Dads, Asian dads be, you know, exiting themselves. Were you Chinese? Mhm. Control alt delete themselves. Yep. Really? That's like a common thing in the culture. Well, when I told my So, when it happened, I called my other buddy who was a cop. Yeah. And then he said, "Let me guess." He did it like this. He knew. Yeah. And I'm like, "What the f███?" I'm like, "How did you know?" There's a stereotypical way that that dads leave like depending on what race like white people love pills. Uh I forgot what race people love. Uh so
12:46 that is so white people love pills. Pills. That's another one. White people do be doing pills. Yeah, that is right. How do black people do it? I may just leave so you don't even know what happened. Is it? Wasn't it? Wasn't it? It could be. I forgot what he told me. and then the ending credits of Robert E. Wild. Yeah. You got to find one first before you I have a dad. I have three dads. Oh yeah. Get that one, ████ Damn. Get on my level. That's cool. I'm more black than you then. Really? Yeah. He ran away when I was 14. He did? Yep. Damn. Imagine him just like being in your life for 14 years and be like, "Damn, bro. I'm out. This ain't for me. This ain't for me. After 14 years, he figured I got to live my life, right? I got I got to do
13:37 something. He couldn't even wait four more years. Yeah. I know, right? And he You haven't seen him since? Yeah, I saw him one time. That also menace at 14. Yeah. Uh maybe four years ago. No. So, what did you what did you do? Beat him up. No. So, what did you do to make him leave? It's his fault. What did you say? What' you say? What's that line in uh ████ uh Robin Williams and Matt Damon? What's that about your fault? It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Yeah. Yeah. It's not your fault. Damn. So, wait. You saw him once? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? Just out and about? No. No. My aunt at the store. Yeah. Remember me? He hit up my aunt and then my aunt was like, "You want to talk
14:28 to him?" And I was like, "Yeah, sure. I guess it's been enough time." And we met up for lunch and we chatted. Oh god. Yeah. And then after that, you guys are cool now. We were, but then he's Oh, man. He's like, "F███, I can't do this." I want I'm like should have never came back. Yeah. He's weird. Have him move in with you, make it all good for 2 years, and bounce. That's how you get back. Yeah, that's what you got to do. I'm not cut out for this anymore. I thought you guys knew I had three dads. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't tell us the story. Yeah. Yeah. It was just funny to to say. It's a funny stereotype, I guess. It's a funny When you flex on us, it just, you know, that I got a lot of ████ manpower. What's up? I got a lot of dads on ████ steroids, dude. That's ████ I like your uh Mother's Day picture, though. That was pretty funny. Oh, my mother's Oh, me and my sisters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were talking about the photo you posted with like three white kids. Yeah, that's Yeah. Oh, that's your sister. That
15:18 wasn't the mother's name. cuz that was that's So I have a I have a biological mom, stepfather, but I was adopted into a white family and then my bi and then I have a biological dad. Oh, so Oh, so those are your actual sisters? Yeah. Well, adopted. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're like a lot younger than you. Yeah, they are. Oh, snap. Yeah, they're way younger. They're like uh Yeah, they're still in their They're in their So, they're your sisters from So, wait, your new the new family that adopted you. What? There were there go your wife. Say it proudly. Did your mom did your Okay. Who adopted who? He adopted the family. That's what I I took them. I took him. I adopted him. I took him. I said, "Get over here." No. So they just for safety. Yeah. Uh no. So cuz my my stepfather, he
16:10 was like abusive and crazy and ████ And then the the people that own the cheerleading gym that I cheered at, they that family took me in. Oh, right. the wife and husband. I was just thinking that that was your stepfather's family and then my stepdad. No, my stepdad. He uh black and Mexican. Oh, incredible show of heart. That's a movie. That's what my special is called. I have a I have a a special that came out on YouTube called uh Three Dads, Two Moms. Three Dads, two That's a lot of parents, dude. A lot of parents. Too much, bro. They're flexing on us a little. I got to text all these ████ You chill with all of them. Yeah, I I talked to all of them. Yeah, I'm cool with all of them. Do they all come together or just separately? Uh, I don't think they've all been in the same room ever. Oh, wait. Have they? All the five parrots. Oh, they have. They have. At my brother's funeral. Gang. Gang. He died on some gang ████ Oh, damn. I hate
17:00 y'all. Stereotype. You believed it. ████ you guys. He did not die of gang culture. You guys are ████ No one question it. It's because we have family like that, too. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's right. Right. What do you say gang? I laughed and I felt bad. So I tried to show I believe that I thought you were making a joke and then I felt bad. The funny thing is it's like oh that's normal in our world. The gang culture. You believe my dad was at a temple and we're probably more I know. I did believe I did. You're right. You're right. You're right. 36 Chambers in his head, too. He was replaying all of that. Yeah, I was replaying all He couldn't just be playing. He'd be like doing full on Yeah. Right. I was like his dad's 36 chambers and ████ dude. his dad's pie and ████ Long ass ████ You know what's so You know what's so crazy about those movies is they're so old and a lot of those
17:50 ████ are still alive. That's true. How old are they? The ' 80s. Uh like late '7s, early 80s. When did they actually see that? The Wuang women might be 79. They probably filming when they're in their 20s or something. Yeah, some of those ████ still. Yeah. Yeah. 70 Hong Kong. Cuz the Wuang one, they were all young monks. They could have been even teenagers. Oh, true. It could have watch the lead, dude. He's still alive, dude. Jackie Chan looks hella old now. Gordon Lou. Gordon Lou. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Come on, man. Gordon L's only 69 years old. Respect. What? Yeah. When did he How old was he when he shot though? So they filmed that in 78? Yeah. 78. So he was born in which is 225 which is 47 years ago. So 69 that makes him 22 when he filmed it. Yeah. In his 20s. Wow. What were we doing in our 20s, man? ████ All that. What were we doing in 78? Yeah. What were you guys doing in your 20s?
18:40 trying to get through college. Community college making cool movies. Yeah. Not training at the temple. Wait, where'd you go? LACC. I went to PCC. I was a Lancer. You want to brag or nothing? I was a Lancer. What a bragger high school. I got my A in like four years. No big deal.
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