0:00 thank you [Music] all right so uh this was submitted by A.G uh there's a thing that just came out from the FDA where uh remember like the foods that we grew up thinking they were healthy because of the pyramid oh yeah oh yeah that was wrong messing up and changing them oh cool so really yeah so we're like all right that was the milk industry I'm sorry sorry sugary cereals and white bread are now not being considered healthy good I think they're wrong I think it's pretty healthy I feel pretty great shut your ████ mouth you know what they're talking about I think when I start my day with a bowl of Frosted Flakes if you're in white bread I feel Cinnamon Toast Crunch I haven't had white bread in a while but I do like a bowl of cereal it was very strange I think as a kid being like
0:50 Cookie Crisp like this is healthy yes cookies it's children's the sugary here the better I never thought it was for kids bruh but like they used to talk like on commercials even as a kid I would hear the commercials and I'm like you guys are ████ trippy yeah that's what I thought too like this ████ six-year-old you guys are tripping dude you don't think you knew yeah you didn't like that I'm like low is my cholesterol dad come on you know I just knew if it tasted like ████ it was probably good for you yeah it's probably good for me but it's nasty as ████ I know this is random dude this is random but you know my pet peeve with every commercial we were growing up but was it they would at the end shot they're like part of a complete breakfast and had a oh yeah the ████ oh oatmeal I was like yeah ████ the cereal get that ████ the cereal dude that was in it yeah dude I have a grapefruiter like dude and I hated like the shows like a Disney every Disney
1:40 show every Disney Channel the dad would come in and they would never eat the breakfast it would have pissed me the ████ off [Laughter] dude they never seem rushed but they're late but they never seen words like yeah yeah no I got a big test today
2:30 bro you were so ████ calm like if you're late you know you're ████ dude ████ what's up what's up what's up what's up hurry here speeding up speed it up yeah you're not trying to have conversations and then the pancake stack was so high so high it makes that much pancakes at home ████ it's like for the whole day every family that I know they make it fresh as they go because if you stack it up this high that ████ gets cold yes ████ body that does it that way yeah what's crazy when you go to those old school Diners right they actually have the distinction like full stack or stack right yeah the short stack is already at least three pancakes I'm like who the ████ is eating this the rock yeah the rocket ████ who the ████ eats like eight pancakes like that's like they wake up and they need eight pancakes Tommy the truck drivers oh yeah here for the ████
3:21 he falls asleep while he's dry yeah dude hello but I could eat like two pancakes tops and by the way I was always as a kid team pancake but as an adult I've kind of switched over team waffles waffle is a great way to go bad taste man I'm sorry I love French I like a thin pancake the waffle is good because it has a little like pocket of syrup just yeah if it's crispy just a little bit of crisp a little bit yeah it's nice to have the syrup collected that is nice yeah anyways but it is kind of weird though that we eat dessert for breakfast I love it we're eating a ████ wedding cake for breakfast think about that's the same reason why Donald it's not a wedding cake it's a waffle yeah dude either a berry Danish goddamn goddamn Dunkin Donuts failed in India because of that why because they're like why would I want this because in in India they don't eat sugar for breakfast so they
4:12 were like why are all these things here like who's gonna eat or when you go to IHOP you have to pull out of India where they go to IHOP and then they have to like upsell pancakes so they go we're gonna get a strawberry cheesecake oh my God and you're like what the Fruity Tooty fresh and fruity oh did you guys ever have did you guys ever have Eggo waffles yeah what's that it was called waffle where there was stuff in it oh chips oh you ever got that no I did not absolutely awesome I had the blueberry one so good I love angle waffles my mom never let me buy those I didn't get the one that was stuck yeah I had like different things in it like you could get uh like chocolate different what about a toaster strudel oh those were good they let us put the icing
5:02 and you could make a design like you would ████ draw a rabbit didn't you feel like you had those hats you got the little corner just looking yeah Joe's just poking holes in it ████ on the inside yeah your dad's taking it your dad's taking you to the ████ school you're just like hey he's got the ████ speed bumps like hey I'm a chef over a piece over here don't wait at school yeah you guys always put them in the toaster and you just eat them always in the toaster dude you look at the one you never ate them on the go like when I was an adult I had it cold and I was like damn this is really I prefer a toaster it has to be toasted cold was still
5:52 banging yeah to me that's like eating cookie dough oh it's raw yeah it has to be toasted you know it was a bomb breakfast when we ran out of cereal I would get ████ cookies crumble it up and then put it in a bowl of milk that's pretty good too yeah chips a whole same ████ basically whoa dude whoa I gotta take a step back on that one dude that's way higher fast excuse for a cereal was Oreos okay it was good though it's whole grades dude it's really good but that's like so that's a cereal it's chocolate whole grains bro it's crazy ████ fast ████ though we're just eating like sugar bars and cardboard that's like that's like 500 calories right there this is pups y'all remember ████ Sara Lee pound cake oh my God oh my God the one that's in the freezer yeah
6:42 sneak away pound cake is always going to be it's so good like we're gonna get a butter knife oh sometimes you would you would take pound cake and you would take it to go do you put in a paper towel right and you take the paper towel off it just covered in boiled it oh that's my favorite oh it's so good but they're delicious that's how you make a paper towel edible paper towel done have you guys ever had a coffee cake yeah yeah dude you know the top of that ████ is all just cinnamon and sugar yeah but it's like a whole layer of just let me just get sugar and put it on top it's crust it's thickness of Happiness dude yeah for lunch right now I totally sidetracked the ████ out of it let's be healthy let's go to the house let's start nutritional American like that's what our breakfast was right there yeah dude it's just stuck to the
7:32 bottom because that's how fresh it was dude ████ donuts and coffee what else is unhealthy dude so they are hard they are replacing them with things that are healthy like a ████ carrot they're adding avocados and salmon okay yeah I'll take that okay totally new Millennia already you know what I mean 28 first you know you know um this is my big avocado dude I don't like it is there a shortage on like is there like a big amount of ████ avocados and salmon that's what they're doing this there aren't like America's known to do ████ like this there is a competitively big amount of avocados really and the way that's going on will not we'll regionally California because the cartel makes it too now oh yeah good for them but they are very healthy
8:23 that's true delicious I love them avocados are the best if you open the avocado see that's where all the cocaine is hello so they're all sure I love avocado in addition to all this is uh they've also approved lab meat for human consumption it's really bad possible me yeah all that ████ is really really bad so it's meat that you can eat that wasn't due to the sacrifice of an animal it's meat that's located in a lab based on the cells of a cow or something they're saying don't eat synthetic meat look at this and they'll just make do all this science ████ and then before you know you got T-bone steak have you ever had any possible stuff so imagine carne asada out of ████ lab mean imagine don't talk to me like that dude so did you talk to a Mexican like that dude no no real meat yeah what do you feel like
9:13 what do you feel like the difference is between the impossible taste to like regular beef no but he's not talking about impossible it's possible is vegan so he's talking about lab growth it's not the same no no don't get mad at me dude what ████ chemicals and ████ he's out of a petri dish have you had lab grow meat before and you guys no no I did wait is beyond me that no Beyond this like beans I had impossible that's vegan stuff no those those are you like meat where do you get the lab girl where can we get it there's a scientists not to market right not yet guys this is like Powerpuff girls ████ Dad yeah and he creates a ████ T-bone steak out of like just chemicals no thank you you know what's funny no thank you my guy about you know what's ████ up about this ████ though is people take
10:03 this stuff and believe it right so there's so many people that don't know what just health is and then that idea of Health too it's all ████ up right now because you have people who are obese that are straight up saying like I'm fully healthy yeah oh like lizzo I swear to God nothing makes me more ████ angry than Liz those ████ post let me tell you something wait didn't she get canceled for losing weight people get mad for trying to lose weight yeah you're like fat phobic ████ you didn't even lose weight right now I like lizzo okay what are you gonna say dude let me say high cholesterol I still like her she wears these revealing ass clothes that I'm just like girl uh let me tell you something I'm sick and tired of seeing this ████ and she's just acting like like this is a normal body like ████ for who like this is not healthy this is not like I don't you
10:53 know what I mean like let's just keep it real let's keep it 100 like this is not she's like I get what she's doing I understand we haven't been keeping it real for the last five years you know it's mentally healthy yeah we haven't been real in a long time you guys haven't been ruined a minute no it's just the America oh we haven't kept it real then keep it 100. but also like blame like FDA government all them for not teaching people and that's why so many people got fat yeah because it's like dude we're eating ████ sugar for breakfast and they're calling that healthy of course everyone's gonna be fat but you know what though FDA they don't have good socials bro they're not on Instagram making posts about me yeah dude like no one yeah that's where people are getting their their dude liver King is way higher than ████ FDA you know what I mean and he was right with steroids FDA make yourself bro watch your mouth I bet you when you guys are training people or whatever
11:43 right there's so many people that still don't know ████ about food and normal ████ a lot of re-education is so weird that FDA never had a poster boy that's like oh I'm I look like this and I eat everything the FDA says yeah if they signed the rock yeah people would I would buy three of those pyramids put on my ████ wall you want to look like that guy yeah and ████ the Rocks three of them but he's got the ████ you know the the ████ throwing the people's elbow on ████ junk food and ████ ████ people healthy is kind of simple right it doubles up on the junk food bro I I know someone that thinks that chicken nuggets is the same thing as a chicken strip isn't it real chicken now because we love McDonald's and we want we want to
12:33 get sponsored by McDonald's chicken tenders are delicious dinosaur chicken nuggets like dinosaurs nuggets oh yeah dinosaurs yeah but it's like a grilled chicken leg like come on like there's like oh they think there's no difference at all not that much wow dude if a kid is eating dino nuggets they're happy true dumb right they got they mama is they taught us how to read the nutrition facts 100 because technically all food comes in nutrition facts yeah but none of us are reading it nobody ever looks out yeah a lot of people don't those words mean as kids because other people can tell the difference between dino nuggets Nitro glycerin acid what yeah phosphoric but at the same time there's a big interest for corporations to just sell us all these like that's what the whole thing was based on yeah like for instance like Doritos dude there's
13:23 ████ lab scientists making sure that every chip is like the most delicious and it is it really is we'll buy the food that you could ever eat so then when you eat like veggies or like you said chicken breasts it's like this doesn't taste the same chicken it's like people don't teach us how to eat so then it's really hard for us to like navigate our life trying to figure out what to be My Philosophy is like you should do cocaine with the with the knowledge of what it's going to do to you right versus like doing it every day thinking that it's good for you yeah that's also true yeah definitely true know but that made sense I don't know how you did that
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