0:00 what about this one no she's not cute in the face not cute in the face two Japanese looking that look like you I know that does look kind of like he's just getting closer to him eventually will you f me Jared next one is I pull my hair down [Music] hey and welcome back a no double news no double news welcome back to welcome back to a super hot Pam Anderson episode of the careful boys where today what we're going to do and everybody loves this game and we're so excited to have Jared back so that we can all together construct the perfect Jerry oh hey w Wait first can we do this can we do this can we can can each of us
0:50 go on our phone and pull up who we think is a hot Asian girl and then put it face up and he picks so we start with that how are we going to find a hot Asian girl and if he and if he picks one and if he picks the one then we're the winner if he picks ours cuz I recently saw a girl that I think he would really like does it like any random girl or are we talking about like uh somebody famous Jerry no a Jerry the perfect Jerry for Jerry any Asian girl cuz I think I found one that he's going to like the perfect Jerry how do you look for a you already have an answer to this situation dog Instagram the perfect Jerry you mean like a modern real person yeah whatever whatever doesn't that real I know I know a Jerry I got one for you I got a Jerry dude okay put your phone face show them show them she ain't even Asian I think all right that's who that's my entry go sure get it over there what no
1:44 I'm going to get a real one she has to be Asian should I give you guys some like some Feats first yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah give us give us a sample give us some uh some all right so everybody has a crano facial structure right no no no no I want to just pick it first cold cold cold yeah cold cold pick tell us after we're about to construct watch your faces as you guys disintegrate from my explanation of what I like the most that's fine that's fine that's fine this is ridiculous I saw this I saw this girl not too long ago and I for some reason was like oh dude Jerry likes ████ dude I know the perfect I know the perfect Jerry all right my s███'s going to go into freaking sleep mode I'll take you something cuz you had a head start you you would like this chick too look don't you would like this chick too get you in trouble do that I'm trying to find the right image but that's a good one right Anthony he's he like exactly I think I this is I just Googled Asian Fitness
2:35 girl mine's a legit entry Jared you got to pick the right Asian Fitness lady you're going to see something wild look at the reels what oh my God oh my okay that's a good one too this is cool cuz it's like a it's a history one too like if people know what a Jerry is it's cuz they watched you guys a year and a half ago yep a lot of these ladies are a I'm just doing a fun submission pick pick between me and Anthony's first so there's something for people to watch is this good content how come I can't find these images the reals look at the reals these what the hey damn man real is cheating can can I be we're doing pictures can I be honest yes yeah you both fail oh yeah but can we be honest we both kind of win
3:27 though why is there sound why is there I think it's the volume button on the left all right you ready I mean I'm not saying they're not cute you know what I mean you ready for mine what's up with all this ████ adult safe search ████ how do I turn this off yes you win winner chicken dinner what the hell show us what that is how was the weight she's like a like a 130 kg female lifter I I just thought do you even like like female I just I just thought like wouldn't you want someone that like in the same kind of world and you guys could relate dude I typed in I typed in Asian fitness model Bart comes up come on dude Jesus Christ Bart with a wig
4:17 that one who made that who made Bart with a wig okay how about this you look at all of these cuz I can't pick one but I think you'll like her you just Googled Asian hot girl or what I mean you know who I'm talking about maybe in her prime she was cute you guys you guys are all failing on about about no way I mean you've picked the best one so far I just found her on on flicker dude I don't know what that is you like her more than the one I said man here's the deal you guys have all failed on skin tone alone at they have to be darker dude darker you like some darker but mine's pretty you like him darker than that mine's pretty dark no he he he needs a i in Southeast Asia specifically here's the deal everybody has a crano facial structure right uhhuh and there's
5:09 different pragmatisms which is a protrusion of your jaw what okay there's maxillary mandibular and B maxillary which means that their mouth sticks out a bunch so yeah so lot of like yeah that's she's cute as ████ yeah let me see the more that their mouth see what you mean protrudes let me see for some reason it's the sexiest ████ in the world really interesting I don't understand what like a little bit of under bite like a little bit no B maxillary so that's like mandibular but if you have B maxill where the whole mouth kind of like stick out what are you talking about talking about both top and bottom remember when I said give me your rice field workers like this like that better we need to see more teeth we're not seeing enough teeth I'm closer
6:00 damn how are we going to find her now it's actually way harder of a game because now the no just type in like Southeast Asian Ricefield worker guys you pop right up Southeast yeah right that's this Theory right now check that out I got it I got it I got it I got it oh my God hell no just she her mouth protrudes and she's Southeast Asian I literally Googled Southeast Asian Rice Field worker this is what you get this is what you're type attractive no dude this is what you get that's what mine's coming out with there's no way like you know maybe when she was younger you know let's let's what about her is her mouth protrusion enough yeah she's cute okay so what's your favorite Southeast Asian ethnicity like Filipinos and Vietnamese yeah hey well if you had to pick one oh my God I think what Mike Mike summed it up pretty well last time
6:51 he was here there's always there's always a hot ass Vietnamese chick that's just going to that's true even if we find you a great Filipino girl some Vietnamese chick's going to walk in the room I think I got the perfect one for you oh here we ████ go Joe what about this what about what about her mouth protrusion it's that's more like fake lips it looks like yeah I don't know if he's really looking at the mouth I think MTH protrusion got to be BR like a cross listen think about this a cross between like a a fish and an ape you know what I mean a fish and name I don't weirdly yeah I do know what you mean I thought I could help you find the perfect like Jerry but I don't I don't think I know where if you just typed in like attractive Filipino or eight fish Pai attractive Filipino I thought I you think there's a couple like halfway fish Apes out there that are watching this video that are like
7:42 that's me Big Mouth cuz fish mouth they protrude and then the teeth of the ape well no like the ape face you oh oh the nose the round nose oh so you like the big nostrils oh yeah like the F like got the little cute little ████ Panda Pig no ████ going on Cut Fu talking cut you okay I think a Vietnamese girl from Texas that's into oh dude weightlifting because they got ass yeah they do they do have ass so I was talking they're built different in Texas to a Filipina canones Brazilian Thai what the ████ dude what about what about her mouth and it was insane shut the ████ up you just typed in like AI what the hell is that you like her M be my perfect no but like if you see her face she could
8:32 be 100 lb with no titties she's cute as ████ that AI picture she's cute as yeah but 100 lb with titties then you go what this chick she was made of all of those different things yeah what happened to her which girl which girl left you the most emotionally wrecked uh a girl from from who lives here who lives here she's a Filipino la oh Filipino girl made you the most wrecked oh damn all right do you like is it the chick I met at the revolving sushi place do you like do you like girls Asian girls from Asia or Asian American Girls uh so like the Filipinos and Vietnamese chicks from like here are hot as hell they're they're ████ gorgeous um I don't I don't like crazy thick accents how about
9:22 her oh I know her okay yeah she's cute is she out of bounds she's cute is this your style who is that Tina nwin oh that's real man I'm getting real guys they're all real no but I needed to sample right you saw how it turned into like the last girl progression the last girls look like from that Jackie Chan movie where he fights those afro chicks hey but the progression is there the first one was a powerlifter Joe's playing 21 he's like uh is she a boy or a girl is she dead or alive the second one had the body but not the face oh my God see between Filipino and Vietnamese do you have one over the other or like legitimately just like going off their ethnicity no like you put two chicks in front of me did did the last one that Filipino girl emotionally wreck you cuz you was in love yeah for sure what did
10:13 she do what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details uh she was like a pathological wire it was just crazy ████ God damn it ████ ████ like what every like everything that would come out of her mouth like one time she lied about like getting Li fillers lied like she said she didn't get him yeah I was like oh you got your lips done she's like no I didn't well
11:03 what if she just wanted to impress you so badly that like it just kept like yeah but that I don't care like why you lying she just got when she got stung by bee no she didn't she admitted to it why is she such a ████ liar for it was wild yeah no that ████ was just God damn it but it it started off weird anyway so whatever she was like an abusive relationship and I got her out of it and then of course she carried oh interesting Foundation oh and then took it out on you uh no no I would though them have you have you met Vietnamese girls from Texas yeah they're wonderful those are pretty good right oh yeah those are pretty good right Houston Texas oh yeah I'm just picking bodybuilders because you like bodybuilding but like is that wrong if chicks just kind of lift periodically Jesus is that too much yeah she's not cute either if chicks just
11:54 like kind of lift here and there and they're not really into fitness and they're not that's a real person ████ mentally unstable I've been with too many they're all ████ crazy so don't choose bodybuilders no no okay just people that like recreationally like to work out here and there but not someone that's like their whole identity just the ones that post 30 will work out because it's good for their estrogen levels yeah what about this one no she's not cute in the face not cute in the face two Japanese looking that look like you I know that does look kind of like just getting closer to him eventually will you ████ me Jared the next one is I put my hair down hey it's just a bait your next thing that you're looking for you just looking for some shallow like let's ████ around or you like looking for a relationship right now uh this just's probably too deep for this one I can talk about it later no no no no no this is exactly the
12:44 transition that we need yeah cuz we spent the first like 8 minutes looking at our own phon I'm not interested at all so I just bought a house for my family I moved my brother and my sister and my nie congrats wow congrats that's badass let's hang out all of them to Las Vegas yeah I'm moving my mom out next year wow well you're buying two houses you're buying another house aren't you yeah in Mount Charleston cuz she wants nature so I was dude let's go I love the mount chareston area yeah I got a really nice house they're all living with me and I they unfortunately are like very very anxious people and I am solely focused on making sure the experience is good so I picked a house that I like honestly it's a ranch style house it looks like you pluck out of Missouri I'm more of like a modernes type of guy like futuristic ████ I would have never bought that
13:35 house but I just wanted them to be comfortable so like they both moved in my nieces are there I'm going to put them in like private schools um I I just want I don't want them to grow up the way I did you know what I mean like I grew up insanely poor around a bunch of crazy ████ methodics alcoholics like needles on our floor and ████ like getting evicted all the time just craziest ████ you could think of and they were still in Missouri around that stuff and I just I want them to have like better memories of their childhood so they lost their dad he killed himself last year and uh he was one of my friends from high school and so my sister's been kind of devastated since then and they were living in that house where it happened oh that's hard I just needed them away from all that ████ you know what I mean so I'm just legitimately not focused on that at all at the moment so zero Jerry's for a while yeah I'm just or just ████ get your be not even that I I just want to make sure that like if I'm not working
14:26 like dude I work all the time I'm traveling working like we're doing collaboration like the apps writing books with human kinetics like all kinds of stuff and if I'm not doing that I just want to make sure that every last experience they have in this home this new home they have is the home that's ████ awesome yeah I are you are they are they living with you now or they're about to they literally just got there uh right when I landed from London what if you have like a maid but it's like a a younger Filipino girl comes in teaches them some another language Arnold yeah I could be like Arnold like Arnold grabbing them floors real good if I hire somebody to like nanny them and teach them other language it'll be a hot ass Latino or something for sure hot ass Oh I thought you just like Asians no no no that's why I said a ape and a fish crossover oh my God that's the ████ that's the that's
15:17 the creation We need goldish he doesn't discriminate against brown brown brown is down Brown is going down huh yeah Brown was good so it could be anybody of a an Aztec ancestry that's why you like Filipinos cuz they're kind of a little bit Filipinos are the Mexicans of yeah it's a good hybrid that's awesome that you're doing that for they're they're the Apes of the fish world and the other ones are the fish of the ape world see now you guys now you can pick no but that's that's really awesome you're doing that for your family that's the sound right there Filipinos and it's cool that you bought a house not even for you it's for them I'll H you either man wow yeah that's really cool and M Charleston too that's nice yeah yeah that'll be a good one I love Mount Charleston to to your sister is she like oh my God thank you so much this is what we needed to get out of this or like
16:08 yeah I mean are they excited to be in Vegas they're very thankful they just they don't have words so like like they're my sister especially she's a very anxious person and it's it's a lot for her she like has already broken down a couple times but that's why I just really want to make sure that I don't ████ it up in the transition smooth so she can make it feel like it's her home at least over the course of this year where she'll 'll probably ████ off back to Missouri cuz she just knows it that's just that's just how my family is man like so she like ah ████ this place I'm going back yeah familiarity you know yeah but I'm going to make sure it doesn't happen that's awesome that's true it's like you know sometimes you want them to start a new life but then they got the Stockholm syndrome and they go back to the old s█████ neighborhood cuz that's what they're used to and that's I mean that's my whole I'm the only person in my immediate like nuclear or distant family that's broken out
16:58 gotten on Missouri yeah wow the only one and I mean I have like if depends how you count it like 15 siblings and like depends on uncles aunts yeah cuz like I my biological father was like not in the picture really I say really he wasn't at all I don't have a DAT on my birth certificate actually um but I have siblings from his side that I met so he has like seven kids and my mom has uh seven kids and then I have some step siblings and some siblings that were adopted and stuff damn that's some crazy ████ I've been to St Louis and when they say Misouri and Missouri it sounds very similar missoury and Missouri Missour yeah well because you're such a workaholic and you ain't got no time for no Jerry's in love what do you do outside of work rated things um honestly
17:50 I I think that I get so much fulfillment from what I do with the company cuz a lot of that is like I literally just get to meet people and whenever I I realize like somebody will click I in I get to introduce those people and that ████ just like makes me so ████ happy so like if I my financial adviser for example I met him in the gym he followed the channel he's a great human and maybe I have a friend who's like a real estate agent and then I feel like their personalities will mesh and then they get to meet each other and then now they're friends too and we can all just chill so like anytime like we all do this kind of ████ and I think oh you'll like this person you're a Matchmaker I mean just for like yeah there like relationships in general for people which is ████ cool as hell and like it it really does it like fulfilling as hell to me are you like you're kind of like a monkey you're kind of like a fish legitimately that's what it is you're like an ape and you're like the forest I
18:40 think you guys are going to just trying to make hybrid animals man you got got all those animals on the on the pyramids man they making a sphinx and yeah know training training is still they say don't make like your your passion your job or like your hobbies your job or whatever but lifting still ████ great to me I love bodybuilding I could not bodybuild we'll still do just as well with RP um it just happens to be an aspect of my job and having a great physique makes us better assets and it gets us more money blah blah blah but I still enjoy that aspect of my job so that's good I'm fortunate because sometimes you do you mix the two it becomes a job and you start to dislike it a little bit like I don't know if you guys have ever experienced that with like the comedy or doing this or well even with the workouts there's a time where like I really enjoy working out but then if every single workout is
19:31 being filmed then the workouts don't feel like a workout and they feel like they're just a shoot yeah and I've had that with some YouTube filming too where I'm like I don't want to do that today man but but you do and you get through it and you're like and then you go back to your routine you're like okay I still enjoy it it's fine yeah yeah I hate filming my workouts too yeah I get it that's what I never do first of all don't do it you're already hotter than me you just stop end the video and cut it out out
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