0:00 get off the fire rider blood cutter I'm feeling Ivory mate [Music] all right we've heard of things like this before but I gotta admit I think it's always funny an American man who has no Irish heritage whatsoever started to develop an Irish sounding accent all of a sudden because of his prostate cancer sounds like Steve Green what green I've heard people hit their head and that happens yeah they speak Chinese and ████ yeah they come out of accidents and they have like crazy ass accents yeah but are there accents ever like that accurate though because I saw one like it was accurate like some of them are really accurate I saw one where this lady like woke up one day or something and she
0:50 started speaking with a Chinese accent yeah the British one right yeah and it sounded so bad I heard you're the action guy give me your best Irish uh I'm not a uh accent that's what these guys said no no I only have the German one the German one's really bad German's very good though yeah he just sounded not so like this time is all you know I have to be like like this like that yeah yeah he's got it when he gets more intense I don't like laid back yeah the Zohan ones like that yeah I like to drive on but sometimes I like to take the streets as well like that is that uh Talladega Nights he's a little flamboyant with some German Shepherds and ████ he was like French or some ████ wasn't he yeah I don't know it's all the same right I like the German fashion designer yeah the German fashion designer style is
1:40 good yeah I like that so this man a cancer patient in his 50s suddenly came out sounding as if he was from Ireland and continued to talk that way for the rest of his life ends up with stage four Irish was he also like where's me about the gold Strokes brain trauma hitting their head stuff like that that makes sense to me usually prostate cancer I'm like that's interesting do we have audio clip of him doing the accent we don't I think he's just living out his dream to be honest he's probably like man I'm about to die anyways I always want to be Irish ████ it I'ma blame it on the cancer I do wonder if it's good he's probably a really big Conor McGregor fan yeah missed outfire or some ████ maybe she's Scottish but it's awesome yeah it is I've hit my family jewels you know that's really weird to me that is that is a weird do we have an example uh go ahead Nick of an Irish yeah when I
2:33 think of Irish I can't help but to channel like Conor McGregor you know something like that yeah like what would you say I bet bars got one 13 seconds he would say something yeah something like that one of my clients he does a really good Conor McGregor accent so every time and he keeps referencing he always goes 13 seconds that's me fastest knockout in the UFC yeah and he says all the time and now that's all I can think of the stuff that he says is crazy though yeah Conor McGregor it's like let me see let me pull up some you know what it sounds like it kind of sounds like pirate yeah Irish and pirate kind of sounds similar Irish Pirates dude yeah what were the Pirates this vernacular is just weird Pirates are closer when I try to do pirates sometimes it ends up going Jamaican because all from the Caribbean
3:24 I don't know if that's true but Jamaicans English I don't think every pirates feel every pirates from the Caribbean you don't know the story I don't well okay so you guys know regular Somalian pirates sure yeah those guys like that's a pirate okay otherwise there's a lot of boats that need ████ so John is it Johnny Depp right he's the main guy he's the main pirate yeah we all know and love yeah he's a gay pirate he's Jamaican absolutely yeah Jamaican yeah see illness that's probably more like but I feel
4:15 like that's a ████ thing like it's mean to say that but I'm sure a lot of people come off of ████ just like just off two problems I think it's here because like what are the odds of that like why wouldn't you just sound weird why would you have to be Regional yeah yeah that's true it's like why do you have to sound Irish like you know the lady that woke up with a Chinese accent why did it end up being Chinese and not just it was low-key kind of racist like the way he used to do it I was like oh this is not even a good Chinese accent you know the very like oh excuse me like did you hit your head ████ the very first time I got super high right just glad to be arrived very first time I got super high which was also just like uh the first time I threw me off of weed and turned me off because I got the spins and I was like throwing up and all that stuff right um there was one moment of it that was ████ hilarious and for some reason I
5:06 could not stop speaking with like this like Southern Texan like American white accent you're good at that but that's something that you previously could do right but the thing is like there was this uncontrollable feeling and then even when people were cracking up at me I was laughing so hard that I started crying because you know what I mean you're just so in it and it couldn't stop so even if they were just kept on poking at me about it and I'll just like speak but not try in my head yeah yeah in my head but it just stuck because one of my favorite videos of all time that the reels that you've done is when Steve is doing like the the Sugar Land oh making fun of Texas yeah and then he he talks to you and you you go Barbara you did this accident I was like it makes me laugh so ████ hard because your accent is low-key very good you're Southern ax I don't know dude something bad but that's what I'm saying maybe home girl who woke up with the Chinese
5:56 accent you know maybe she can't control the racism she's just stoned maybe went in or off time she's like using the accent all the time or maybe it's a call she's joking around with it all the time and it's locked in there and then suddenly she can't stop you know like what if we became the uncles we wake up hey what the ████ man that makes sense to me yeah you look like an uncle I feel like some people watch you guys speak normal English and they're thrown off yeah they're probably tripping isn't that a Tom Hanks son who oh dude the ████ uh Jamaican dude uh just you never heard that story no you got you got a bunch of flag for it but Tom Hanks on one be like a rapper and all this stuff and then he did like a Jamaican rap song you never heard that no he got flamed for it no it's not right but the Jamaicans kind of ████ with them a couple people did because I guess his cousin or somebody was like dating a Jamaican and they were teaching him the Patois yeah and so then he like wrapped a song about it and talked a
6:47 whole summer about it and he got a lot of heat it was a white boy summer it was a white boy isn't my voice number but there's white there's white boy reggae and they're good and there's white people in Jamaica yeah just not Tom Hanks son right right because he didn't grow up there right you know there's like Japanese reggae artists that go to Jamaica to study it that's it and then there's videos of them just like singing with folks and they sound like local tools and I'm like it's the most honest looking thing I love that accent Japanese people don't count when it comes to like studying other disciplines and getting good at that's like looking at Japanese cholos who drive low riders with ████ flannels and stuff and being like you guys are appropriate it's like no they do it better than the Mexicans I think as long as you're paying respect to the let's rock Japanese probably the most respectful yeah probably you've seen the movie Shottas no uh it's based on
7:38 there's a Nas movie in America what's that called but it's like a gangster movie and shots is like the original and one of the Marley Sons is in it and it's all Jamaican like it's so hard that uh there's uh subtitles yeah oh it's so thick yeah because it's a whole it's a language can understand it yeah yeah it's all the Pirates can do yeah the Pirates don't need to read it they all are from the Caribbean the movie's tough dude it's one of my favorite movies Shottas Shottas you the thing that makes me think it's a brain thing and not a motor thing is that you think more people with speech impediments would sound like other races but they don't they just sound ████ up yeah yeah yeah that's mean right doing an accent is tough though too it's almost like yeah it's like how would you just cold know how to do this thing that's kind of crazy to know the ins and outs that's true because like the physical part of it the equivalent would be like let's say you sprained her ankle
8:28 and now you have you walk like a pimp yeah rather than just walking like this ability the Disney Channel uh movie a kid breaks his arm Rookie of the Year rookie of the year yeah now the dude throws at 100 he just broke his is over now he's a major league pitcher you should just have a hurt arm like it can't be better yeah that's true well that's what makes it a movie guys yeah but then these guys are living Rookie of the Year just as a Chinese random person but also too for those people I feel like the longer you hear them speak the more you're like this accent has holes well also it's limited to the vocab they know how to do that in I'm sure if you ask them hard enough words it wouldn't sound Chinese because they've never done it yeah it's like come on man like you're saying basic ████ they're just quoting Jackie Chan all day all they're doing is yeah I'm cold I'm cold they just keep replacing the R's and the L's and that's the only thing they know
9:18 how to do that's ridiculous man it's also conveniently like this is conveniently a white person's understanding of what Chinese sounds like it's not it's not real it actually sound like it's like that's how you process that ████ yeah that's so true though it's a 3.95 like that man yeah no one sounds like that I want to know which Chinese dude started that ████ like in Hollywood because no one ████ speaks with an accent like Charlie Chan ████ She Bangs William Hung dude he doesn't sound like that though you sound like something from the 1940s that guy Charlie Chan he played uh like he's in uh what is it Breakfast at Tiffany's oh yeah I thought that was a ████ Tommy what's his name Tommy was up because he was the no
10:09 remember when that dude he played the Japanese landlord but you know what I have to say there are Japanese people that look like that so I can't ████ hate dude but they don't talk like that though the accent's all I bet if we look hard enough we can find something yeah with a circle glasses okay oh you know what I recently said bro I don't know if it's real but did you guys see Drake doing Manny Pacquiao and he was like singing in the studio I don't think am I tripping or have you seen the one of Snoop Dogg doing Psy oh my God that's so funny
10:59 so I was like what's this guy doing yeah he's like what all right so you're talking about this right here Manny Pacquiao sings are you guys ready to go baby are you sure this isn't Chris Sosa we are going to start with this song from Frozen no this is SNL times people this is SNL huh yeah to buy it all the time I can't fight for the rest of my life Ryan what do you think so far it's pretty good footprint the girl literally that's SNL yeah
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