0:00 [Music] so um I was literally just looking for recent news and this happened to come up and it actually connects very well with an experience I had maybe you did too and we're about to find out do you know about restless leg syndrome yeah yeah I shake my legs all the time at this you know did you know that there is an actual medical condition um is it for like you have a hard time falling asleep in in their shape or it's just you're just shaking like right like right now you just shake like does it have to do with sleeping I don't know this wasn't going to be about restless leg syndrome oh it was about it was going to be about something else that's similar to it okay uh which I didn't know existed oh but it's called Restless genital syndrome oh I wish I had that is that all guys have
0:51 you heard of that well you just got to keep jacking it off here now then no no no dick just Wiggles all day I don't know if it that's how what it is of kles it's my for for this example this it happens more often for girls oh huh yeah where there's like a it's not like it's not sexual at all it's like it's like a weird this sounds very sexual right now yeah we turn on it sounds like they're ████ vibrates that's probably what it is oh wait my bad it's sexual you're [Laughter] mixing no because I missed this part it's totally sexual what I thinking so are they are they saying I don't have this ████ no I don't have this are they saying that you're a lucky guy if your girl has Restless genital syndrome let me just tell you the part I missed okay Ran's like dude this totally applies to
1:41 me no this doesn't apply to me okay it goes okay okay I missed such a big part it goes the condition called Restless genital syndrome or persistent genital arousal disorder wow you missed that part the or right after the main title it says it's thought to be caused by misfiring and brain signals that control nerves in the gentle area it is rare thought to affect just 1% of people globally but it's like patients say they feel like they're permanently on the verge of an orgasm but they can't complete without isn't that still 7 million people what a nightmare that's hell people right but they can't complete it yeah like even if they tried they're just edging the whole time all cuz that would suck oh yeah oh no it says that they have to like actually like yeah but then they get they get horny again yeah but then like I guess
2:32 there's another one that's where you just have like a numbness like the opposite you have like a weird numbness or like a twitch and then that's when I was like hey I had that for a little bit there was a moment where like I felt like I had an electrical current like right at the right at the top like the bottle cap just kept going the tip of a penis yeah why did I even yeah my dick tip had a thing yeah well what happened I was like why did I try to use a thing did you have like a like other body reaction so like when you would feel feeling your penis would you just shake a little bit no it would just I literally felt like it felt like somebody had like a little like a taser for freaking from Bugs Life it was just going wow and I was just like what the hell is that and then I thought something was wrong and I googled it of course and then it tells you you have ttis I'm just kidding I Googled it and it said that that it's a it's an actual like thing with like it comes out like
3:23 an electrical current as if something's going and it's like exiting wow yeah I was like what a weird do you think if a girl was sucking you at that time she would ████ feel it like no I think I felt it more internally cuz I was looking at it I'm like does the skin go like this or anything and nothing was happening I staring at your dick I know I'm gay right yeah I was I was looking I was like it don't look I'm not seeing anything changing but it just had I think it's like an internal shock yeah it's like a shock like a little one we like really really spicy images also flashing your head no it was nonsexual and it's at the same rate of like your twitching it was like that it was like having an ey twitch on your yeah and then it was like that for I think like over a week wow were you scared were you thinking about going to the doctor yeah but then I I instead went to Google just
4:13 as good cuz I have a mail doctor and I don't want to look at my maybe you're lacking yeah I want to come out I was avoiding it maybe you're lacking electrolytes or too many that is weird though when the doctor has to like check your ding-ding yeah yeah I don't think he wants to see it either last time a doctor check your dingding I usually go for a Checker but it's like the first time you know when you they check your balls do you like a guy check in your ding I didn't know what doctor had I didn't get to pick they just gave me a doctor but which one would you prefer guy or girl honestly honestly I don't care I'm just long I was always afraid to have women around cuz I didn't want to get hard no I just I just want to make sure I don't have nothing down there so I'm just I don't give a ████ I'm afraid if a guy comes around cuz I don't want to be hard yeah that too oh that's yeah that's true both I think I need to get checked soon yeah yeah why I haven't had a check
5:04 in a long time I think it's good dude at your age you're supposed to get checked all the time every year I don't know all the aren't you supposed to get the b b hole check for prostate cancer someone like you know like squeeze your balls cough that kind of stuff it's got to be over 10 years damn just get checked just get checked we're supposed to get prostates checked every ████ six videos we're supposed we're supposed to get colonoscopies at this age really what does a colonoscopy do it's like a roto rer for your intin but why do I need that they go through your they go through your intestines to make sure you don't have any like check yeah yeah but doesn't that hurt when you have a ████ camera up your butt no they ████ know it hurts the first time and then you just start coming like crazy you got to do prep work you got to do prep work cuz I I heard that the male G-spot is exists in a butthole I don't think the camera's looking for your G-spot and then playing with it maybe if you ask the doctor they will my camera
5:54 doesn't have like a tongue underneath that's going like that it has a vibrate function it's got PR in a nail if you slip him 20 bucks guarantee he'll finish it guar why can't you get a she why does GU that's what I asked you he or she you guys said you don't well that stuffy when they're playing with your B it better be a girl ain't no guy playing with your B okay do you want uh do you want a male doctor this is just to look at your dick not touch it but the mail doctor has big tits male doctor what the ████ male doctor female doctor or or they doctor non-binary doctor just give me a femo see Fe but what if you get hard she's going to say it's normal cuz she's getting that close Bumper in the face she's getting this close to where it makes the sound effect
6:44 like wood yeah no just that time I wasn't ready for it I just thought I was going in for a blood checkup but this guy was just like all right I'm ready and I was like hey what are we doing I just need to drop it I was in the military I got a physical from a slightly older female doctor nice and you were it's one of those where you're writing the line and it was very exhilarating actually riding the line hey riding the line is good as long as you don't cross it because it's like this she's young enough to be attractive right but then old enough where like let's say you did get hard cuz she's like fing around do you feel anything here are there any lumps here whatever and I was oh she's kind of touching quite a bit and then if you did get hard she would still have that motherly it's okay and then you're
7:34 like oh I could do no wrong in this circumstance it could go this way and then it's fine and then we can go like we could go this way and we could be ████ buddies or we could go this way and be mother and son it's best of both World a millennial porno that's a head tie basically dude this is crazy the whole time Bart just sweating he just all is happening zip up okay everything's fine right and then she has like the smise like I know what we did and I'm like we didn't do nothing but then I was leaving and I'm like how many guys dream come true have you made through your occupation you know probably not a lot like finding their cancer I had a female doctor check my my penis uh couple years ago and it was
8:25 very awkward I just was really nervous and I just but they don't have touch your dick though they ah they they did well she CED the whole thing okay you got to move out the way W you got a big you got a lot no she just was like she was squeezing around and I just was like oh God and then I just left and then that was it no they got to move it around I said thank you very much and I just left did she touch the they left the underwear on the right no my underwears are off no you got to take it off mine mine she was mine was over the underwear really yeah and you were biting your lip the whole time yeah I was trying to I was too nervous too do you guys know what have have you ever heard of what a varico seal is varico Seal varico Seal no is that like varico vein kind of similar sort of but this is what I had and they were only able to find it because they the dude was juggling my balls for so long what is it when I was a kid verico seal it says it's an
9:15 enlargement of the veins within the loose bag of skin that holds the testicles you have a large ve the way it was explained to me when I was a kid was that there's like a there's something that's in my balls that's going to over time make me sterile if they don't take it out wa yeah but was it true it was a fraud yeah it was true it's called CU sometimes you lie to kids you'll be like you're not going to be able to have kids by drinking all that Coca-Cola no it's like it's actually yeah but they got to go in there and take it out it's actually inside my balls and they were able to find that because I and the the because they felt they could feel the vein or whatever The Stroke of Luck is that the only reason they even checked was because I got circumcised so late wow so so your your doctor stroked you and he was then you became lucky I want say stroked right I don't know about stroke cuz he stroked his balls you probably got I need to get a
10:05 physical I probably got some ████ wrong they feel it it's like if it feels like they said it it should feel like a extra sack of worms extra sack of did it feel like that yeah but then I don't I'm a kid I don't know what I'm do you have to get it removed I got it removed yeah how you got to get surgery you went I got so I got that surgery the same I I probably didn't tell this story because cuz it's so long but like the the same time I got circumcised I got that surgery back to back oh ████ at the same time uh pretty much at the same time so everything down there for you was bandaged up and but even worse to get into your balls they don't cut the balls and like just take it out your stomach they go through up here and they move your organs and they get down from the inside and they pull it out so because they have to move all that you're healing this whole part and
10:56 that whole thing hurts why I W so I have a scar obviously I have a freaking different dick but then I have a line right here for when they they cut cuz it's easier to pull the balls like a bag of fish then to cut the balls that's what the doctor said yeah that's what he said as I was so you only have one b no I have both my balls there was an extra third anomaly third anal there was like a Metroid in there and they had to take it out bro I thought you only had one nut no you know I have two come on oh my oh I got two how you know how you know you saw who him I don't know I've never seen nothing now you sound suspicious I don't know yeah so that's I just looked it up right now because I've never actually like seen the word but yeah verico seal that's that's what my mom told me it was I didn't understand
11:47 it but then that the healing for that took longer than the circumcision cuz you can't run for like a long time cuz your insides are still loose they just bounc around that's ████ crazy I knew a guy High School who got his balls uh that got tangled up oh ████ cuz that that does happen where the the the testicles the little like on the inside something the strings that they got tangled up I remember he was like he was always like oh dude like hurts so bad we're like you should probably see a doctor and then he he had to get surgery and stuff it happened to my friend too really this is common my Budd was a Japanese guy was your buddy a Japanese guy he's half Japanese half Korean is it just nutting too hard and Tangled Up what's going on I don't know tangled up at the inside I think he just bouncing around a lot or whatever and he said it hurts so bad that he had to go to the emergency yeah and then they they said that it was they untangled it wow that's
12:38 ████ crazy another fear unlocked boys yeah I didn't know you could do that yeah so just be careful is that more prone like if you're if you got kid nuts or if you're an adult oh that's a good question this is in high school so this probably like our junior year stuff is so settled down was junior high high schoolish
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