0:00 thank you [Music] okay speaking of highly nightmare fueled deaths listen to this just listen to this whole thing okay so there's a pool party in Israel like at a house a bunch of people were there a bunch of people in the pool everyone's having fun a sinkhole opens up no under the pool under the pool sucks all the water and all the Inflatables animal Whirlpool including party guests holy ████ one guy goes so deep into the sinkhole they find his dead body at the end of a 49-foot tunnel oh my god dude is he alive dead dead body stand right just get sucked in and you're suffocated everybody die no just this one dude died but uh the other
0:51 people I believe got rescued but can you imagine that just being in a pool party goes and then everyone just goes through that he's like being they're like being flushed yeah you know oh that's ████ up I thought the inflatable is supposed to keep you afloat though I know right maybe the people they got Goose Swan see the people that were on it or if we got it on video we got it on video you shouldn't have been ████ diving it's right away though so once I hit play that's right when this ████ starts what am I looking at oh my god oh what hey get out of the pool though whoa that she looks like a bathtub drain that's a bathtub drain dude straight up oh is there someone in already someone's already I think we're stuck before the
1:42 video even started dude no one's even trying to pull them out dude a lot of these people look like they're just kicking it dude it's like it's like a shark attack you see a shark attack your friends and your friends are like help save I'm like nah player because then I'm gonna die when you're seeing that too like like you don't you don't know what's happening yeah that's part of like is that part of the park like are they yeah yeah yeah yeah looked like they didn't give a ████ yeah yeah especially that girl that's just like chilling at the air just looking at it they could be drinking or just like registering some people were Sun Tanning because you don't wanna you don't you don't want that to kill your Vibe though stay out there you're chilling you don't want to have to save someone why are y'all making so much noise yeah like keep it down let's just help me stuff come on great now the pool's ruined that one guy in there when he was in there he
2:32 was probably the one being like come on y'all because it's not that bad yeah it's great down here so yeah the um the crazy thing is these people that own the home they got that pool built without a permit oh that's the reason why it was so shy that's why you need permits that's why you need permits man someone's going to prison yeah yeah they actually were arrested I believe the two homeowners wow you guys know about like um you know that all pools have a drain like obviously this one's a little bit bigger but you know they warn you don't like it has to have proper safety yes if the safety thing's off it'll it'll get people stuck in there a lot of kids get stuck oh ████ and apparently like
3:22 because of the way I don't know where they're situated a lot of people end up sitting on it they get sucked in they sit on it and it does wonders to your um your butthole no way it'll just suck everything out there no way would you be sitting on it and then you're just your face is you just get awesome don't worry guys I got it the eyeballs go back it might be a rose back in that's great it might be a good idea though next time I'm constipated I'ma probably sit on there oh that'll do it that'll do it man just don't do it to your own pool oh that's true that's true go to someone else's house yeah you know like a gentleman a gentleman people do forget like when they're in a pool or just in a body of water that they just think they're in water right but then water technically has weight so if there's something that is sucking down
4:12 here and if you're stuck there and then now the water is in movement it's tons on you oh yeah so it will keep you down go with it they said you basically can't get out once you're stuck in that drain damn I'm gonna go dig first next time then you're gonna go out go out with style right isn't that like there's a statistic that that ████ happens like a lot or something that people are like putting their dick in the jet yeah of like I think most boys that I grew up you've never done it nah because I have I've always had a phobia of just putting my penis into really anything that's not a human being really you know it was a phobia yeah what's the what's the opposite called because I had that you try to put your dick in it curiosity yeah curiosity
5:04 I had the Curiosity that's true if you haven't ████ all these different objects as a as a youngin you haven't really lived you call me approvers you have to look forward to my like my people going like my people's going out like to like go to the grocery store and my brother and sister want to go with my mom I'm like yeah I'll stay just go right the moment I hear the door closed it's just like ████ naked yeah I was just getting naked I don't I just I still do that yo I don't know what it was I did that at a young age I didn't even know what it meant I just knew I just wanted to be just make it free naked yeah bro when my wife's not home I'm naked dog wait why I know I just like being naked in my own privacy you know what I mean why because I feel like cause look it would just be weird if I just walked around the house and she was home and I was just naked all the time all the time why is that weird see is it
5:54 to her yeah I don't think it's that sexy I just think I think that's I think I would freak her out I would perturb her you don't think though like if you walked around naked she'll just want to like you know while she walks by you a grab yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna Circle back and I'll let you guys know yeah what happens and if I get divorced you've heard of free use right you've heard of free use right can you can you enlighten me a little bit so free use is this uh concept uh where uh a woman is like she'll be doing like from like let's say a certain time period she's free or like a day or two days she's for you so her guy or whoever she you know allows to do this will be able to do anything sexual to her so it's like a sexual game yeah I've got it and then like so anything he wants he just gets basically sexually right yeah so you could be you could present to your
6:44 wife this way hey babe you you know I could be your free use man news guy yeah and I'll just walk around naked anytime you feel the need the problem is is that most of the time my wife is working from home and she's like she's dealing with like actual problems in like the grand scheme of things that's even hotter yeah that's that's crazy if I'm just like walk around with my child literally be her stress ball yeah yeah she said but she's just over he's like a lot of my wife bro that way she's on a call yo put some ████ clothes on man this is crazy yeah and then come back with just your white belt on and I just walk it like this hey man and the confidence too to be like Hey listen uh every now that I'm gonna be naked and when I am do whatever you want yeah you know what though that's right that's being a real man and I need to I need to adopt this yeah that's a real man yeah yeah you know I'm gonna be me
7:35 okay you're gonna get spanked bro this is a very this is very empowering until it turns on you until it turns on you because in your mind you think oh yeah free use yeah she's gonna ████ suck my dick and all this stuff but what really happens is she'll come around and Bone you in the butt yeah yeah she ████ spanks you and it makes you feel very sub you know yeah and are you just feeling like that's not what I was thinking about man you feel victimized that's not for you I said for you it's not feel loose that's exploitation not my ████ all loose thank you and my asshole's loose imagine saying it that way I'll be naked you can see me around just put something in my ass you're like no that's not what I wanted
8:26 that's such an unsexy thing to offer your wife you might see my booty around the house you know because she's like yearning for it bro I don't want it you want to put stuff in my ass I guess huh when you forget a birthday present yeah you just write a coupon out and say just that put anything in my ass I think she might go for that she she has an obsession with like making me like sweat a little yeah she likes to make you squirm and ████ right yeah she likes to see me do this she likes to mess with you oh that's perfect she likes the mind games with me because I remember you said that like you gotta like hold her hand when she touches your butt yeah she's like hey come here and I'm like that's why I don't like she goes hey come here oh and I'm like I start walking over and she's like turn around I'm like stop talking like that bro oh so this is more of a this is more of a power yeah it's a power Dynamic and she's laying on the couch right she's laying like a ████ like a queen and
9:16 ████ she's like come here ████ Cleopatra she pulls my hips over turn around I'm like nah come on yo I'm just like trying to go to my room yeah yeah yeah wait what you need it my underwear yes I'm in my underwear like what you need to do is be one step ahead of her right yeah she goes come here yeah you go there and then right she has to poke you in the butthole yeah you already have a Sharpie right there a Sharpie yes when she touches her box what the ████ what's all this ink oh ████ I already put some in them hey you know that might be really funny yeah you got like put a bunch of white out yeah exactly and it's already it's already in there stick it out like this yeah yeah and it's just ████ oozing out whatever the phone credit card just put one of those those sets of those sets of chattering teeth hey cool wind it up real good dude she's like ah
10:09 ████ and also but instead of a Sharpie why not put melted chocolate oh it's a good choice Ghirardelli's in there he's a real troll dude and then it's just a snack yeah dude out of my ass crack dude and then you can go it's chocolate baby and it makes it hot again do you have Tick Tock do you have Tick Tock no I don't because they saw on Tick Tock they do this thing like husbands will do this thing we're like hey on an important call like she's on a zoom meeting and then he'll go to her in front of her and then he'll take his clothes off I've done that before she got mad because these women start laughing they're trying to hold it together while they're doing the meeting oh yours got mad she got mad she was on a very important call though [Music]
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