0:00 [Music] people are worried for leonardo dicaprio's girlfriend as she celebrates her 25th birthday oh he's gonna dump her right that's his theme once the model i love everyone's quick acceptance of this understanding yeah yeah 25 is just way too old he doesn't want rotten meat he just wants the premium he doesn't want dry aged okay guys going after veal and beetle only there's a there's a lot there's a lot going for him so he doesn't have to accept what we have to yeah dude he has to worry about the environment you know what he does he does have to worry about the environment if he didn't worry about the environment a different thing but this guy's trying
0:50 to save the planet you think it's because the planet's aging his girlfriend's too too quickly the sun the uv rays and everything got to keep him happy man whatever he wants what's your favorite leo movie titanic 2 by far israel new york did you do a backstory i was like electric boogaloo because i missed out on so many movies i'm like dude they came out with another one i think what is it what what do you think the plot line of titanic 2 is they're trying to find the ████ necklace there's some ████ like that they're trying out the plotline of titanic one no no or they try to rebuild another one and then that one fails again unfreeze jack from the bottom of the thing he goes and seeks revenge i don't even want titanic they don't unfreeze him they call him jack frost that's what he's saying that's called titanic two judgment day [Laughter]
1:41 sarah o'connor was on the ship yeah yo that makes sense she's irish o'connor o'connor or was it just connor no john i think it was just connor i said okay my two favorite leo films i think is inception and the departed oh interesting choices gang's in new york inception's really great gangster are ████ amazing i'll say inception as well gangs i mean uh departed i have one of those um cause you know how was it infernal affairs before it was it departed so anytime things like that happen like those major attitudes you judge it yeah i judge it a little bit a little bit like i've seen it before part that i like though is uh that i don't know if infernal affairs goes deep into it because i don't know if that's part of asian cinema or they do like deep character work where leo is seeing the
2:31 uh the therapist and you can see him frantically go like oh ████ what the ████ do i do like because they're burning his file on this side they're banning him on this side and he's really like ████ desperate and i was like oh ████ that was cool i'll give you that yeah i enjoyed in the infernal affair uh version them tapping the key on the pipes in order to do morse code for the detect to find it versus him texting in his uh uh but with t9 you could do that i kind of like that though i like seeing that i like seeing that thing where they just like went inside like a bag then like film the phone screen you could play snake in your pocket back then yeah is that what you did what's your ryan what's your favorite i did it without a phone what's your favorite it's my favorite leo movie basketball diaries is okay i don't think i've seen that one it's a good one damn they missed that
3:26 it just keeps getting bigger you want to say it again yes okay a third time or that word from the top straight stake in my pocket without a phone oh it's not funny the third time dripping the cheese that's the style we're looking for you guys are all wrong it's gilbert grape what's eating gilbert that's the best wheel that's good yeah that's not i i really liked wall street yeah i think he's having fun in wolf of wall street too it looks like he's yeah he's sniffing cocaine off marvel robbie's tits yeah must be fun marco robbie in that ████ movie hey we got a new crush for husso off camera you're doing a really good uh gilbert grape impression do you want to do it right now off camera off camera he did it he was doing so good right when you came in with the coffees you were like playing it up i haven't even seen gilbert great what's eating your great i know that's what makes it amazing yeah yeah but
4:17 that's why your impression was so good it was so spot-on what's the movie about again it's sad right we just don't want you to have a career for 20 years he goes like oh good gilbert he which super model is he dating now a great transition barbie yeah so um yeah so her name is model camilla marone i guess she has three million followers she literally just turned a quarter century that she wrote this on instagram you have a picture of her she probably looks hella old by now oh my god 25 jesus she's a ████ dinosaur something happens to women qualify for aarp yet she got some aggressive eyebrows which one this is some eyebrows yeah i could see her aging dude she's she's getting old bro she looks like a woman and that might be too old for him she looks legal
5:07 so like that's probably a step in the right direction seeing her sit next to leo's kind of wild well she she looks like she's just one day away from trying to nag and ████ that's what it really is that's what it really is this is another one of those things when he just reacted and then he thought about what what what feature on her on her looks is like just the first 25 the first line of like crow's feet it's like can you do this and he's like oh ████ shut the ████ up each line is a complaint yeah it's like ████ karate each one's a ████ new degree all third degree complainer so the more she gets the more advanced she is yeah dude yeah like through the stripes on the belt how old is leo leo's 47 years old he's not even 50 yet oh ████ i thought he was older i thought he was older why didn't this whole time i thought he was in his 50s me too because
5:57 i think they make a big deal about dad bod and like him being like older and ████ brad pitt is like almost 60 huh yeah yeah wow but he kind of looks it yeah he kind of looks it leo and camilla have been dating since 2017 i mean she was 20 when they got together was a long term that's a long-term relationship four years especially in hollywood though that's a chunk of time so he's never dated anyone older than 25 apparently really but then he kept aging except for his girls yeah yeah but i i guess like in some point of the world that's cool he deserves to like we like in the yacht world right yeah yeah i mean it being legal it's just it's i guess it's weird but i mean it's dark like they do it so much too empathize though
6:47 i would hate to be her try to celebrate my birthday oh yeah all the comments it's just like oh you got to get dumped because you're too old they have a whole ████ article about it that sucks to have like everybody talking about you that way we're doing like a video at least we're satirizing it like i don't really think it's you know especially since she's a girl she's probably been going like that's not true right you're not gonna break up with me right third degree third degree no but she's 25 so she talks she talks better than that now and it's the turn off she talks like a normal adult yeah he's like oh shut up so what's the uh the age gap for y'all what's the age gap for y'all you know we've asked this before but now that we're seeing leo which is like one of the greats and he's got a 27 year uh 22 year age gap what's the age gap for you
7:37 that's wild you gotta you say it and then we'll all chime in like four to five years [Laughter] i need that ████ insurance what happened with the pony express [Laughter] i'm just so many expressions tell me again about telegrams got such a good system who shot kennedy what's this new pager ████ were you there when it happened where were you now everyone's doing this technological ████ like morse code and it's like ████ man gotta go to the station and send a telegram so advanced that's some next level ████ less than less than 10 years
8:29 for me less than 10. i can't i can't get to a 10-year gap that feels too big for me the older i get the younger they can become dude what do they even talk about 20-year gap you know that's pretty wild but what if you're like 20 years within like you're like the same generation i think that's like my mom and my step-dad oh really man he's a ████ old piece of ████ he's like 87. how old is she how's your husband she's like mid-70s or late 70s i mean it's almost 20 years when you're like 70 years old can you see yourself being with like a 45 year old i don't know about that those ages are both old to me that's what i'm saying like it's like a contestant and then you have a young hot wife that's 60
9:20 you know that's like scoring bro i know are you living you're a pedophile but damn still yeah as if like every single day you're on the judgment block it's like hey just remember when you were 20 she was embryo yeah i know i think i think people get weird because it's 20 because it's way closer to 18 and below than anything else but even 18 is the legal line but i'm saying it's this country but it's younger yeah but imagine yourself going after an 18 year old you're just like yeah because you're like i'm we can't get on this train again bro we're gonna get this ████ video deleted again it can't go down this ████ road and that's patreon [Music]
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