0:00 Japanese Society is pretty utopian in a lot of ways from the outside from the outside yeah but then like you you go how you guys like it and everyone's like we don't want to have kids ever we don't want to be here yeah it's like damn we gave you [Music] everything action crazy no kisses no little kisses no no little kisses cuz I'll kiss them I would say can I give you a little kiss who's that hey OD job please please please please please J why hey hey no double news no double news no double news no double news it's odd job that's OD job no who's OD job in t07 dude he's OD job golden ey throws his hat yeah oh you're talking to the guy who wasn't allowed to play video
0:50 games I know I didn't have a TV it was taped up that's hot dude well you know that all that is like he turned Japanese this is what he looks like now he serious that's a bro he's dressed exactly like a so saying dude don't ever dress like that if you're if you're if you don't want to look like a want people to ask you if your aob stop looking like that all right he is a Japanese dude his name is I hakamada it's a wild story he was actually convicted for a quadruple murder in the 60s this dude is the world's longest serving death row prisoner wow who was just declared innocent after 56 years no way the guy with a record is innocent yeah he's actually Innocent but he almost died for 60 years he was framed Dam he was framed yeah so he's just been
1:42 acquitted literally after 56 years he was convicted of the 1966 murder of his boss uh his boss's wife and their two teenage kids that's a high count this guy's actually a former professional boxer oh ████ he was working at a miso processing plant when the bodies of the family were recovered from a fire at their home uh west of Tokyo all four of them had been stabbed to death initially denying the accusations he was sentenced to death after making what he later claimed was a coerced confession oh he ended up spending 48 years behind bars and most of them were on death row how sad basically giving him the title of the world's longest serving death row inmate damn it took 27 years for the top Court to deny his first appeal for retrial with his second filed in 2008 by
2:33 his sister hio hakamada who is 91 years old D damn she old as ████ they're so able-bodied over there yeah 91 ain't nothing as much ████ as we talk about the system the system does get ████ right eventually you know what I mean Japan's uh system's pretty ████ up cuz they have 100% conviction rate for criminal offenses really sounds great 100% so if you're Accused by the government you're you're going away every time if you're being investigated just pray that you'll have a lesser sentence wow cuz it's like by the time the cops get you well for one the it takes a while for the cops to build a case against you but then they want to be Beyond A Reasonable Doubt but they also don't want to be wrong cuz it looks bad for the Department oh so they just
3:24 even try if if it's like wishiwashi um no they like CH uh what do you call it coer confession they do that a lot oh so then uh there's also a recent movie that came out too there's like a mark Zuck of Japan who created like um kind of like a Napster of Japan and um he was just some autistic nerd that didn't understand the law and he had this really ████ up like coerced um yeah confession where um he was like basically a Julian Assange type internet terrorist damn yeah it's like the mega upload guy there's another coer confession right there Julian Assange that's how he got out is he had to confess confess right yeah but guys would probably like just
4:15 confess because they just wanted lesser sentence or get it over with yeah ████ damn that sucks but I heard it was worse during this guy's era though well remember Brendan dassy they just sat him in a room and just kept asking the same questions over and over again that whole thing is really disturbing that was wild he would have said anything at that point oh yeah they had him yeah does this guy get Hella of money like we do you know in America if we ████ up and it's like okay here's we ████ up here's $50 million or whatever yeah million a year or for them they're like oh so sorry that's it I don't think they get the same things because damn that's sad yeah it's pretty ████ up gets nothing they sent him to Tokyo Disney I think where it's pretty tight give Gwen Stefani tickets but they don't pay for food I've heard I think the the the lucky part is that he didn't he didn't get um the death sentence carried
5:07 out and then he was in limbo so it's almost like at least we're letting you live so that's like prize enough at least you didn't die yeah and then so the the sister I was I was reading this thing where they kept appealing it but Japan has this weird thing about like where um nobody actually wants to be like where we ████ up and admit it so then um the courts would just keep burying it so then no one's like until it's like at this point where it's undisputably wrong but then now so much time has passed they're probably like we'll blame the people of the past cuz now it's a whole new set of people who aren't involved in it and then they can just be like yeah they ████ up yeah they ████ up we didn't ████ up they did M yeah wild damn and their death row is
5:58 long drop uh hanging long drop hanging oh ████ they have a three buttons the kind that breaks your neck and then you the people that are chosen I don't know if they use inmates or other uh like guards but there's three buttons and you don't know which one actually triggers it so three guys just hit it yeah it's like firing squad yeah firing squad yeah that's pretty crazy and you don't know when you're going to die so like it's a it's it's at random so today they could be like today's your day they're like where you get launch oh yeah they ████ with them a lot yeah they ████ with you they're like today's the day we were talking about how the buttons all do something different today's the day it's your birthday you didn't know that quacks it quacks yeah oh dang God I got the duck but it's just funny that like it's
6:49 funny that they only care about who pushes that last button but the technicians that set the machine up are ████ just as bad true insane they're like okay now you push it let see who kills him it's like dude you just initiated Windows damn the sister spent half of her life fighting to get him out because dude that's crazy yeah because he was in for so long um and also just the the very last part of his jail sentence they realized that he wasn't a threat so they allowed him to serve a couple of years at his home cuz he was so old did I miss how they figured out it wasn't him oh they did yeah he say I didn't explain that he explained all the just stare me now he explained that
7:39 new evidence suggested his conviction may have been based on fabricated accusations by investigators damn all was to kill himself then good thing somebody looked into it but damn it took that many years for them to like it took 26 years for him to appeal his ████ it's crazy over there so that's just the system in Japan huh yeah it's pretty bad it's kind of like how uh with Fukushima you know like they knew that the power plant was already leaking and all that ████ and then they just try to keep covering it up as hard as possible that's what happened they they knew they didn't want to look bad yeah well but they look pretty bad now the work dude it's it's so crazy that you can have Society be so like like Japanese Society is pretty utopian in a lot of ways from the outside from the outside yeah but then like you you go how you guys like it and everyone's like
8:30 we don't want to have kids ever we just all want to we don't want to be here yeah it's like damn we gave you everything wow we want to go over there I think Japan's awesome to visit we don't want to have another lineage it's awesome to visit but then like yeah I don't know my mom lives out there and then she's like all of her friends are um like expats like people that grew up in Europe or Canada or whatever that they're but they're Japanese and then they went they they went back like cuz it's just convenient it's ████ easy right but they're like it's it's pretty ████ up just as far as like um I the culture is just too different once you get a taste of Western society and independent individual Freedom they can't go back cuz they feel like why do
9:20 I got to follow these rules mhm I ████ love Japan because of the rules not if you have to operate in the rule I guess cuz it's like if it's almost like you could say I love the resort because you're the customer of the resort but if you're working in the resort you probably ████ hate it so that's that's the whole that's the whole thing I love all resorts I don't even want to see the countries I just want to stay in the whole Resort the whole time I give up like Mexico yeah so like it's like Double Tree in Mexico I like the Double Tree dude Bahamas I remember the taxi guy he's like and you know you're going want to you're going to want to leave the resort to get some some of the real authentic food I was like give me a ████ double western burger baby I just want I just want to go to mini Americas in every country yeah I don't give a ████ uh do you have an America here I think it's like people don't see
10:12 this the give and take where like you go there and you go oh it's so clean here right it's like Singapore it's so clean it's like well yeah cuz the guy that litter got ████ caned yeah the dark underbellies rough right so it's like guy who's chewing gum got ████ drop hang or like in Dubai right they go look I left my purse here kind of need a little bit of that here you're also not subject to whatever class system is in place cuz you're a tourist yep that's another thing I move to the countries that I like visiting I would be the lowest like oh you're Filipino go wash the bathroom yeah like I like Dubai as a tourist but holy ████ imagine if I move there that's true they just have me a toilet scrubber the day I got in oh in other countries the way they treat their service people they treat them like slaves that's what I'm saying even if you look like a service guy like you
11:02 know yeah yeah yeah yeah it's different that's a way different thing I don't know I look like I'm going to be in the stands ordering a hot dog you're good anywhere you go I know the only places that hate you are in Europe so or they're like the Stadium's that way I'm like all right thanks sick take my ████ bags will you yeah the only places that hate you are other white people yeah exactly
// end of tape