0:00 thank you [Music] we are going to finally talk about what happened with the Ocean Gate submersible oh yeah which um if you guys don't know this you probably do obviously but they were trying to take Expeditions down to the Titanic to view it with their own eyes they have like a porthole you can see it yeah but they kind of saved on some costs if we do feed in a couple areas which includes like the way that they um use like a ceramic encasing for the submarine it was a flawed design because of the pressure and all that I heard that they just used like stuff ordered on Amazon like the control system the controller was yeah that was sketchy a lot of people make fun of the controller thing but it really wasn't like that's probably the most reliable part yeah yeah damn those Logitech game pads are
0:51 ████ done five stars they did it with that versus like a steering wheel inside because it's cute yeah that was my thing I was like is this just like a gimmick that they're doing like is this a schtick so you think they should have had a big steering wheel I think so and it was Wireless so what are you gonna do when you run out of battery exactly multiple controllers oh that's good charged up but remember because we were talking about it like like as if they were stuck down there and then we're like kind of logic Gaming controllers guy's a ████ idiot yeah yeah yeah but they just got crushed right like like as they went down so James James Cameron um is super connected in the Deep Sea World because apparently he's been down there a bunch right oh yeah tons well him going down there forwarded the technology to even go down so he's OG he went in a different thing though like
1:41 yeah he went in his own um his own design submersible he also went to the Mariana's Trench dude that was even deeper see that'd be ████ cool yeah that's a long one too and I've seen footage from the Marion transform and you're like holy ████ this is nuts it's like an alien world was it like a bunch of weird ████ um fish with like a little lambs angler fishes yeah those are crazy it looks like if you're in in the bathroom right yeah and you close the door and you turn the lights off yep that's what it looks like so it's just real dark it's really dark with wet the comparison though of like like skyscrapers and like tall buildings and then the Mariana Trench and how far it goes down it's insane it looks like it looks like it's not even like it's not even there the building's not so so the main thing was the submarine wasn't structured enough to be able to handle the pressure of the ocean yeah it was too it was like
2:32 the main thing right the biggest main thing is where they they save money but they they had like NASA and like Boeing and ████ like look at this and they're like help design it but the guy ended up using the wrong materials oh no James Cameron said because he went cheap on the materials that's a big oopy it's a big time Big Time It's death like six times like you have to sign like there's the potential of dying there's this dying there's this dying you have to like like sign all of them just to go like no one could sue if anything happens because it is that's pretty standard though isn't it yeah even when you go skydiving it looks like that yeah the skydiving waiver it just talks about like if your shoot fails to deploy like you cannot Sue what was it the one of the uh producers of Simpsons or whatever he went on it like a couple times and he goes yeah I did it like four times well I think he yeah I think he he definitely
3:22 has a picture I saw of him with the Titanic wreckage behind him which is kind of a wild selfie too right yeah do you guys have any like does like if you have the opportunity to go would would that and he had ████ you money would that be something that you're like if I'm 90. yeah you know what I mean the part of the ocean die anyways yeah like within the next few days part of the ocean that I like is when there's still cool ████ yeah like that's already like ████ way deeper than ████ bright animals and plants and stuff give me the ████ turquoise Beach white sand a margarita yeah that sounds sad you know what I mean but also too with like with the Titanic stuff it's like isn't there enough documentaries out there where we could just like reference like oh cool that's what it would look but don't you want to see it with your own eyes in a way like to see that it was real why don't they pull it up not
4:13 really send some ████ things down there and pull it up and put on a museum deteriorate I'd rather just see the curvature of the Earth right I'd rather go to space that's ████ cooler than like that's way cooler or stick your head in the tar pit I think there's another cooler uh destinations in the ocean so we agree Titanic's not that cool right it's just not that cool the movie kind of did it for me bro like I was like I got my fix can't you just see footage of the Titanic yeah but you're not seeing with your own eyes yeah but Leonardo DiCaprio's in the way can't you can't you just like destroy tourism right now if you just tell people to go look at pictures yeah also wasn't this also like a big news to try to cover up all that ████ yeah how they delayed the ████ truth for like a week James Cameron right they have uh microphones all over the ocean floor right the Navy to detect like all
5:03 kinds of ████ Subs um like different Marine conditions whatever like underwater um old earthquakes and ████ outside seismic so James Cameron calls his buds in that field like when the submarine goes missing and he's like they said they detected a a sound like a that sounded like an implosion like like this the Monday of oh ████ they dragged the ████ story out for many many days so apparently people all knew that it just imploded the Navy knew James Cameron knew and then like nobody told anybody for days and days and days so it sounds like because it was simultaneously going on with that whole Hunter Biden thing I don't know happening simultaneously we could only guess that I mean what else would be the angle like what are their angles well it's also like news gets hella clicks for that story right they were doing
5:54 literally a countdown timer for how much air they got left but I'm gonna get stuck in Wells and ████ have you ever seen it come up so often I'm like I guess it's a big story but like no one gives a ████ and at the same time they actually have leaked texts of Hunter Biden texting China tell them if you don't follow or if you don't uphold what we said we're gonna upload my dad's gonna be here tomorrow yeah like like that's kind of like news up here misdirection and then a ████ submersible with a bunch of people that like unfortunately we don't even know who they are I mean I don't know if that's really that important also not a conspiracy that's a freaking age-old news tactic for ████ ever it's not a new thing some at the same time like hundreds of migrants died from drowning yes and no one was covering that yeah like because 300 because they're at the
6:44 mercy of what was it like public service type like uh rescue right well they didn't even deploy any help really right but they were we didn't we drain like hella millions in tax payer money to like find out what happened to the oh to the submarine took taxpayer money for that ████ yeah dude because we had to call like but it wasn't at Canada oh it was the Nate our Navy did some ████ yeah those of them that worked in conjunction with us and it was like out of Newfoundland which is Canada but then yeah our Navy was helping out I guess but then they weren't telling us ████ yeah thanks a lot Navy yeah it sucks but it does make logical sense if you've got a bunch of billionaires and a ████ thing they're more well connected to get this ball rolling than like a bunch of migrants nobody knows that's true it sucks to say but yeah and we know how stories are and how clicks are like we could we could do a story
7:34 about the Titanic submersible right now we'll get more views than the than the migrants one yeah that's true but there's a really funny ████ double standard with how much people were making fun of these dead billionaires like that's so amazing well yeah it's just like you're joking about them really just because they're rich some people even almost say like they deserved it yeah it's like I've never said that just because they're rich like what if they didn't do anything that ████ bad like gaming controller dude why would you and I love how uh Virgin Galactic like decided to launch how now they have available commercial space flights for 450k yeah and they launched it like two days after that yeah it's so nuts good because you'll be safe up there I do want to talk though about there's a
8:24 little bit of a interesting angle to this now because they found now human remains right they found the the end cap to the sub they found the like undercarriage thing that they land with if you're going to the ocean before and um there's a pair a couple who was in the middle of a lawsuit against Ocean Gate wow because they were trying to go to the Titanic wreck site and then it never happened and I was wondering about this too because like the CEO of Stockton Rush he says many times we try to take them down we try to show them Titanic but sometimes the conditions are are messed up so we don't always get to show them right and and you pay a quarter mil you pay a quarter mil and then he was they were keeping it so the couples out there for days on this like ocean liner waiting to go see Titanic it the missions get scrapped
9:16 every time they call missions that's cool and that's pretty sick and then and then um they basically say we're keeping your money though I mean it's like Disneyland fireworks they don't always go off yeah sometimes the wind's blowing but that's complementary though or it's like it's like going whale watching they can't guarantee you can see a whale yeah but they think oh you guys come back for another one that's what they tell you do you think yeah they give you another route it does do that ████ they're like we didn't see whales today but uh come back for and you're good to like they don't you have to pay again really at least the one I did that is a really good one when I did one they were like they're like everybody please look uh towards the boat right now look towards the boat please and then we heard a splash and then when we turned her back around I'm like that's a ████ inflatable whale toy you guys threw in there like do you see the whale there there's the wheel like an accountants and they start turning back thank you guys nice good ████ boys we
10:07 did a whole uh Mount Fuji tour but it was a very foggy day so the lady still had to go through her script so she she began the script with usually there's like a beautiful scene here but today unfortunately the weather does not permit but if you can imagine there's a nice Mountain thank you yeah and here here there's a beautiful oh if only you can see it but you cannot see it unfortunately that's not it but there's a beautiful Forest here so try to imagine that and then every single stop it was that yeah this is an amazing view like I remember it was cold as ████ she brought us to this corner and she goes oh this is a beautiful view but today is so foggy and uh unfortunately the weather does not permit but if you look closely and just to try to imagine it's like to have to
10:57 be the one to say that yeah yeah and we still paid full price that's like those Hollywood Tours where they shove you on a bus and they're like that's Tom Cruise's house swear to God that one's Tom hanks's house I swear to ████ Jesus Christ you know what's funny when we drive to the West Side obviously you see all those trucks I mean those buses oh those double decker ones yeah yeah and you look at the people in there and they all just look like yeah yeah like what did we do I do want to go on it though see Grandma this is why we said not to go on this because that they were stuck with her and so they're all just like yeah and then Grandma's hell into it like into it oh that's Marilyn Monroe's house where did Elvis live Elvis lived there like that's Corey Feldman's apartment dude L.A I feel like has the whack as
11:47 tourism it does dude it's so trash what are you gonna do out in L.A besides take a picture of the Stars yeah yeah which is one of the worst things ever by the way it's just a star on the ground has nothing to do with anything it felt like they're like at least in the Grandma's Chinese it's like their fingerprints yeah it's like molds that's kind of cool but the Stars like just their ████ name and then they're like hey do you want to go to like the Beverly Center awful dude that place they could bomb that whole building and not one person would be dead oh no [Music] oh [Music]
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