0:00 you pass a gas station on the way you know they're sucking dicks down in Emeryville that must be tough [Music] this is happening in Boston you got FBI agents doing one of those training simulations you know where they do a breach they go go go go get in there and they grab a guy and they they take them uh for they handcuff them so what happened is they go into this hotel where they're running the training exercise they break into this hotel room uh grab the dude handcuff them throw them into the bathroom he's in the shower I know what the ████ going on like you you better talk and they like try to get him to like confess and they do everything you're supposed to do 45 minutes later of doing this they
0:51 realize it's a real guy and he's not one of the actors that's great that's the best meanwhile the actor is just chilling in his room waiting he's just chilling and he's rehearsing his lines these amateurs are so late like it was 45 minutes ago free dude yeah they broke into the wrong room and they ended up interrogating an actual Delta pilot and what if they missed their flying or what if they actually got some like critical information out of the guy yeah [Laughter] this just tells me that if I'm staying at any hotel at any given time there might be some FBI training that's really
1:43 going on while I'm watching friends or something that's really weird that this happens in a place where you can get the wrong room and get an actual dude but also aren't you guys the FBI dude you guys are the FBI you guys can't make these videos man they're training for a reason you know because then this happens female body inspector someone was like all right the room is f24 and then they're dyslexic or some ████ right it was supposed to be f-42 he told him to go to an f45 40 the gym yeah they really uh they don't know the Pilot's on the ████ bike and ████ oh ████ they just take them it doesn't say yeah who's to blame if like they are they're to blame dude what if someone
2:33 gave them wrong number or if they read it wrong like who's they're all to blame so basically he's this guy's tied up in the bathtub he thinks he's gonna ████ die oh my God but he's like I'm just a Delta pilot they're like ████ and they're like hitting the script they're like you're jealous tell us where the bomb is right now does this act is really good this time yeah tell us everything this guy's not breaking yeah and then they're like in the back high-fiving each other like we're gonna get ████ a pluses dude we're gonna get ████ we're gonna go the child makes them sound like all idiots just the dorkiest things like human error yeah all human errors so I didn't realize at all that anybody was running training exercise like that on public like well not that this is public property but it's like anybody could have been in there yes so he could have been like getting it online right one of the Special Forces phases I think in their qualification course goes through
3:24 a real town and that town knows but the thing is the town can do whatever they want to go against them what to test them right yeah yeah so it's like like so you cannot cooperate you cannot cooperate and so they just part of it and then so like uh there's literally no rules because like you know in real in like a real scenario there's no rules right yeah so for them like if you if it's freezing you can ask one of the like uh neighbors if you can sleep in their barn and you can literally use anything that comes to mind to accomplish that mission that you need to at that in that phase of the course but the the towns people also know that so they can do anything that they want to ████ with you and not make themselves too do you think someone ever like breaks character and they start laughing like I'm sorry can we retake that from Top like like oh my God I'm so sorry
4:14 yeah probably I think if I was being interrogated I think I would break dude could you get in trouble for like pushing it too far like if if a guy was like let me let me have a place to stay and you're like yeah if you suck my dick I think the towns people can do anything but if you're in the Special Forces like a qualification course you have to follow law on the rules damn dude everyone's getting ahead yeah please some Warrior lovers like live there and then they just like oh oh they're they're doing a simulation come on come on oh are we in trouble officer it's not what it looks like oh ████ you you pass a gas station on the way you know they're sucking dicks down at Emeryville
5:07 that would be tough dude more special horses guys they're like this is nothing like what we signed up unless if they're picking a small town you know they're bored as hell they're like yeah I'm down like what does this have to do with Afghanistan so I went down this like rabbit hole of civilians that can take military former military like teaching like they're teaching all these cool like skills right like one would be like hostage survival like if you ever get taken hostage what to what do you do how to escape like when you're in a situation and all that and these seminars are pretty ████ sick like let's say like and then they you could see their itinerary it'll be like first day lecture or whatever right yeah and then like the final exam might be like um you are in a hostage situation you have to escape or like you get released
5:58 in uh an unknown location and you have to find your way to this point or like it's like they'll drop you off in the middle of the city and then they blindfold you right like you you don't you'll like um you'll be like alone in a hotel room and then you have to go to like the Rendezvous point so I'm like dude this is like ████ really cool grown-up just games yeah and I'm like I want to take them I want to do that too Tim Kennedy teaches them dude let's do Tim Kevin that's what his whole company is let's do this because I don't know you'd probably love that I would love that let's do it yeah I don't know what I'll use any of this stuff I failed I die I mean that's good though because it's like survival skills too in those type of situations if you do accidentally get lost somehow I know but my life is so safe did you ever have to learn what happens when you get captured
6:48 like what you're supposed to no so that one's like a special school I didn't get a chance to go like in the military it's called serious school things like survival Escape something evasion that one's really really cool I really wish I signed up for it but it's like a three week long School uh everyone has to kill the rabbit with their bare hands they teach you how to skin the rabbit they teach you just crack the rabbit neck they teach you how to like eat the eyeball um like eat the brain or whatever so that you know how like if you're in the forest any rodent like animal you know how to eat in skin and cook so do they just have a bunch of cage of cute little bunnies and you just pick it up I think so I think so and then they have one where they they put you in a box like this for like 17 hours a little box yeah so you know what it feels like to be in a hostage situation you just have to ████ and piss in a box wait how many hours 717 that's part of it and there's another one where um because a bunch of people at my unit went to it and I wish
7:39 I did it I was like well and I wish I did can you poop and pee in the Box you have to but on yourself yeah it's on yourself and there's another one where they drop you off in the forest and then you have to make your way to the Rendezvous point but the instructors are also in the forest so they're gonna whip your ass if they catch you so you you you're just gonna get an ass whooping because they can they're so good and you suck so bad yeah so they're just gonna find it so it's just up to you to make sure like you get your less ass whoopings and try to make it to the Rendezvous dude that'd be so scary you're just walking through a forest you can punch at the ████ face yeah if that's and that might even be like that might be a yeah yeah like when you're going through the forest you might be like this is like ah this is pepper sprays ████ oh ████ oh ████ yeah dude that sounds so scary but like probably once you've finished all that you probably you're
8:30 like dude I'm so ready like kidnap me yeah you're like bro I wish somebody was kidnap me how else are you gonna learn yeah that's right it's like y'all learn from experience you gotta go through the stress right what's like what's like one of the I guess like main things that to remember if you get captured by the enemy in terms of like if you're a prisoner fart and then distract them yeah bring attention bring attention and then they're like oh they're like oh and then you run parts are fun so like the basic stuff that I know is at the point of capture that is your highest chance of survival so the minute you are captured or getting detained you need to fight for your life and make as much noise in a scene as possible because the minute you go on the van the van gets on the road yeah something goes over your head you don't know where you're going your chances of getting discovered and surviving is very slim so as soon as
9:22 someone grabs you before like you're getting literally pulled underwater you need to do whatever you can get the ████ out so like in movies when when you see a guy like they come around the back and they go gotcha and then the whole unit goes like this that's never a thing that happens like they just fight till the last possible moment it depends because if it's in that situation then you kind of have to zoom out and all of their like snipers where you can't make noise because then it gives away your position so it depends on a lot of context you know like are you secretly doing something because they didn't feel like to make noise [Laughter]
10:23 I took the Tactical medical uh medical course from sheepdog and it was dope like after your lecture and you're in like the lab part then you do a bunch of like stress scenarios so you know what it feels like so they go okay you guys are hanging out you guys are at the bank or whatever so everyone's just kind of role playing and then some guy was going like bang bang bang bang uh you guys are dead you two are in charge go so right from the start you have to like like you can't just go no you hit me I dodged it Johnny ended the whole thing out into the parking lot so now like this guy's dead weight we pick him up we throw them in the truck we drive down the truck we actually make phone calls and stuff it was pretty cool like right here you're not getting this truth
11:13 you treat it like can you imagine they're all ████ you're all disagreeable you're all fighting you just keep going no no before you're like Neil from The Matrix you're playing this whole character oh he's new he's Neo got it got it Tim he's like dude what the ████ are you doing he's just trying to teach a course he goes all right you're dead you're dead you're dead and you're just like no I I dodged it you think Jim Kennedy would would have any of that or would just be like get the ████ out Tim is because he's like a kid kind of right be like I shot you back you'll ████ around but he'll end up probably just like choking you out while he's laughed like you stupid ass still get punished he's like if you want to ████ around we can ████ around but my ████ around is deadly yeah didn't you say he was like grappling you and like
12:04 poking your ass or something yeah he was like we're grappling and then like uh we did a grappling scenario I had a I had the gun he had the knife so he had the uh handicap right within seconds my gun is out of my hands and he's like jamming me in my ████ ████ the whole ████ time and he's ████ making love to me like biting me on the neck and I'm like oh ████ and there's nothing you can do nothing I could do and you can feel that there's no way out literally nothing I can do yeah except just enjoy it haha [Music]
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