0:00 [Music] and welcome back to the careful boys but we're exceptionally careful here we got lawrence cal back in the ceo wow [Music] what's up man hey i know that we're a jk news show so usually usually things are light but because we're finally back in here we got to talk about it extra careful today yeah yeah extra carefully ████ man i've been ████ itching like a crackhead to talk about ukraine man oh dude more like you crack am i right i got a lot to say so i'll just let you guys go first you can't say that yeah what dude what no ████ 16 minutes this is a new era i'm actually here i want to learn because i i don't i haven't really that's like that's like breaking down that's like nikki being like i want to suck your dick but you eat me out first and i'm like oh but you just made it so cool sounding
0:51 damn fiber that would be already a graceful moment but doesn't that make you go all right i'm gonna eat that ████ so good so when i do get the dick suck it's gonna be ten times better yeah but she just talked about it made me think visualize it now i want it right now are we talking about ukraine or russia we're talking about nikki sucking my dick which ones you create which one's russia the dick oh i think i think we know which one's russia as a as a as a uh most knowledgeable one of world affairs here go ahead ask me anything all right joe why is why is pooting pooting this why is mr putin invading ukraine okay so his name is mr pudding and um if you want to understand the russian side you have to understand the cold war i would like to ban you from talking about the russian side if that's okay yeah can
1:42 we yeah so you're bringing cnn you set up a ████ emotionally i've just seen that happening your knife away yeah that's stupid you know what's funny though is is like if you if you look at if you even dare to look at any other side but the cnn side you're all of a sudden a ████ crazy ass and you're a sympathizer yeah but don't be a sympathizer explore all different perspectives because i think all governments are just ████ different kingdoms and they're just power they're just ████ power hungry but you have to admit this is a unique time because like during the iraq war nobody was doing that yeah because you know for some reason when we do it it's completely fine yeah but when other people do it it's hey hey hey hey hey cause we're sneaky about it we just bomb you to ████ first and then put troops on the floor can you take it back to what you were
2:32 going off that uh that cold war tip yeah so um i think that a lot of tensions have been brewing since 1999 when bill clinton decided to go further into eastern europe with nato so nato is the north atlantic treaty organization basically the cold war war is after world war ii after world war ii the two remaining big powers was the usa because nobody you know destroyed usa soil so europe was like basically ravaged from the nazis in the whole ████ war and um they basically needed a stable currency in a stable country that they can rely on so everything got picked to the dollar and at that time the world currency was being traded on the dollar previous to that i don't know what is it
3:24 yen before that or something like that the yen i don't know about that i don't think so because china just got opened up to us even like in the 60s yeah but the that's the yuan the yen is the japanese one oh word but i don't i don't know because i was just asking the most knowledgeable world guy in the room but it's all good if you don't know don't throw me off with these questions okay i only studied the cold war trick question yeah yeah okay we're gonna stay on task because you're i'm this close questions what was the population of russia at the time i'm this close to making up statistics to sound smart yeah more made up stuff it was pegged to the ████ uh the rupees rupees rupees the that is of course the zelda currency okay that was the wordle word the other day we only carry 250 at a time right oh rupee not plural so after world war ii okay
4:16 now it became um basically a battle between communism and capitalism the cut the two concepts and the soviet union which was russia and all of these states in eastern europe um they started divvying it up that's when there was you know the east and west germany german berlin was split that's when they had the berlin wall all this stuff right and during that time the cold war is basically a war between these two countries who were fighting proxy wars and that's when we had the vietnam war we had the korean war we had all these different wars because us would be funding the pro-capitalist side and then the soviet union would be funding the communist side and this is where we have states like north korea this is where we have like you know ho chi minh you know joining the soviets
5:06 and stuff like that and you had all these proxy wars and that the reason why that happened is because a lot of uh nations that were colonized by europe when they basically wanted independence the soviets were like we'll fund you guys because prior to that during world war ii uh a lot of the european powers when they were spending a lot of money on war when they're getting ████ you know busy fighting right there that's that's when the perfect opportunity came for all like southeast asia africa all middle east all them to like come up and try to build their own nations and a lot of the european powers afterwards weren't going to basically violate the treaties that they had so funny enough ho chi minh actually went to the u.s and
5:56 petitioned the u.s government and asked them for support for independent vietnam but then the u.s were like we ain't gonna ████ with the french because we're friends and that's why they basically went to the only country that was handing out ammunition guns and support to nations that wanted to become independent so a lot of these countries in my opinion would probably not have been communist if other if they had support for uh independence but that's kind of the story behind those little stories right and so there's this like this whole global fight that's going on and the reason why the us and russia never went into direct conflict is because they all had nukes so you'll you'll rarely see or probably never see major nations with nuclear weapons going directly into conflict and that's also why north korea is trying so quickly to
6:49 like get nukes so that they'll never get ████ with by america and so this is like the stage of that kind of tension after the soviet union fell i think it was in like 1990 or whatever right they created that nato organization and they said yeah look it up because i am back with dates but they created make one up check it out 1991 halloween it was halloween 1998. it was after christmas december 26th but that was close i was on the lunar calendar so that's years are different man ████ okay so you're the monkey yeah so then the nato was created after world war ii because it was basically all the western european states plus you know um you know us and canada saying like okay there's a soviet threat now because they
7:39 want to grow their reach um and then they all had eastern europe so they're like well ████ how we gonna uh you know fight against this big ass powerful place and they're like well how about we all create this like pact where if they ████ with one of us like if they invade one of us like france then we all jump in and that's what nato is like yes but then it's like a bar fight you got my back right that's my buddy i'm gonna go ████ that okay cool okay basically so that's what nato is oh but the weird thing is it wasn't a gang but it's a gang when the soviet union fell and became russia and then all these eastern european nations became independent the agreement was they're not going to go more east and to me there was no
8:29 reason to have a nato because who's your threat now if the soviet union was your previous threat russia is no longer communist there's no more communist states in eastern europe who's your threat there is none but then nato decides to violate that treaty and go on and start including more states or countries into nato getting closer and closer to russia so putin he's a kgb he's an old-school soviet union guy in his mind from my perspective he still believes in the glory of russia in those days and he still sees the west as a threat to russia so i think in their point of view russian point of view not mine the argument that they make is in 1999 bill clinton started going
9:19 closer and closer to eastern europe adding all these nations into nato when you agreed not to do that and then it's like what if i brought mexico under my team and i started putting missiles there and then so that's the missile crisis i mean holy ████ right and that's kind of what happened during the cold war so i think it was romania started gaining like missiles and um us military during obama's era uh they they put us bases in eastern europe plus missiles facing russia and then so i think at this point um it got to the point where okay if if ukraine joins nato that's in my backyard that's literally like if i put nukes in canada i as in putin if i put
10:09 nukes in canada facing the u.s it's like how would you guys if i put in nukes if i put in nukes like that yeah that was good thank you um okay and then so that's that's the backstory of why it was boiling up it's not yesterday where it's like look at this crazy dictator that's just coming in although he is a crazy dictator that came in if you can understand the decades of this brewing then it's like okay and it wasn't yesterday that uh this happened obviously like 2014. wait so are you saying he's justified ████ no why are you back in a putin joke well you're giving us putin's perspective yeah dude understanding motive isn't justification but people do that a lot thank you for pointing that out when we were going into iraq and saddam was like i swear to god i do not have weapons mass
11:00 destruction and our media was like he's lying here's colin powell at the u.n we have the evidence even though he presented no evidence he just showed fake photos and ████ before i get incriminated god damn it before those people come after me i think first and foremost war sucks for well i think first and foremost war sucks yeah and the people that get ████ are the citizens and that that the innocent victims that's what i yeah that's what i care about and that's why i hate the game of thrones meaning i hate the establishment i hate people that make these decisions i hate people that are power hungry and who has to die for it it's us it's normal citizens that have to ████ die for all this ████ so like you know for me i like to understand how things brew why it happens what perspectives different people have
11:50 to justify the means of them invading other people so it's like people just think the the russians are crazy or whatever it's not i don't think the people there are crazy because they even protested against putin i think it's poon and his handful of homies that are stuck in a soviet-era mindset today's video is brought to you by feels cbd is not what you feel it's about what you do not feel such as stress anxiety pain and all the feels that make you go and you know one of the fields that make me go which is anxiety or like a lot of high energy is caffeine i didn't realize how caffeine sensitive i was and i like to drink a lot of coffee teas all that stuff delicious when it comes to night times i can't go to sleep man
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15:18 do you guys remember in 2014 when ukraine um was going through somewhat of a civil war a color revolution a color route no they were actually going 24 yeah 2014 there was that right so um there's two regions in eastern europe uh eastern ukraine who are ethnically more russian um it's like i can't even pronounce it but it's like don't test or some ████ don't ask dog tasks but i'm probably pronouncing wrong anyway that's pretty good though thank you from how i remember it being spelled don't task but those are the and then there's crimea which is like a small little like a not not an island but like a like a bay and those areas the russians came in and then their justification was oh we recognize these states because the
16:09 red rebel fighters here want independence so we're coming in and we're we're helping him support that from their narrative is ukraine if ironically is white supremacist with with the with the jewish president but they call them white supremacists because i thought that was weird and they say that they're puppets to the u.s and they need to be liberated yeah that's their narrative and then so oh yeah and i'm only saying their narrative because we already know our narrative our narrative is you know putin's just a crazy ████ coming in and trying to take over the country of ukraine and we gotta fight for democracy and freedom so what's the us doing to help ukraine giving them weapons weapons yeah and economic sanctions yeah to russia but what sanctions really do that i
17:00 think is is whack like in the history of sanctions is they just ████ with the people like what we've been talking about escalate war yeah you're talking about constricting the population from food and supplies and medical services is that the only fans revenue from like russian girls really that's the worst thing you can do yeah but then they they they reactivated it after they were like they're not a threat everybody wins even ukrainians went from that one only fans does not have a red line they will always go back because remember yeah yeah yeah maybe they got cards they're like you cannot do porn on here and then everyone's like hey ████ you and they're like hey we're bad now yeah they turned off uh pornhub too they turned off pornhub for all russian users that's how you stop the wario that might be how you start the war the soldiers are just like way more powerful
17:50 at war though because they can't jack off oh that's interesting is that true though when you have like you keep your sperm you're just stronger that's how that's how america was founded bro we had a boxer on and he said is that true that's what he said that's what brandon lee said he didn't really say that but aren't you more aggressive when you're horny as ████ and you haven't been ████ for a while that's why like that's why christian wars are so much more the brutal were brutal very true because they just had celebs do you don't want to see the mormons at war that's why i've never gone to war yeah yeah don't ████ anything up we can take salt lake city they'll ████ anything up or they'll ████ everything a buddhist a buddhist war that's why you can't take utah and settlers of catan you can't ████ with utah at all you touch it it's immune this is god's land so who's winning the war right now well dude there's a couple things going
18:40 on right so like our media wants us to believe in what our side wants which is what joe's talking about like hey um the ukrainian people are so or the ukrainian military is actually outwitting putin's s█████ military like home alone too and ████ right but throwing pearl necklaces on the ground but flips the tank the russian military is ████ crazy right like if putin wanted to he could just go level ukraine but he doesn't want to do that because he wants to do what he did with crimea which is crimea take it over and then use their critical infrastructure to bolster his military and all kinds of ████ right yeah and if you believe his perspective or the narrative that the russians are saying they're there to liberate not to murder and massacre because they see them as their same people and the way that i've basic that i know
19:30 about ukraine and russia is um it's like canada and the us it's very close like maybe even closer because in their uh royal family or just even in ethnically they're like almost the same people yeah so it's really it's like north and south korea it's like same people but just like a little bit different um just not politically but the the crazy thing is though is if some of the people on ground are saying that the soldiers who are deserting they they didn't even know that they were coming in for that so that's one of the weird things russian soldiers russian soldiers are coming out um they're deserting because they didn't know that they're coming out i'm gay that too that's another new story they're coming out of their tanks like
20:20 i'm calling now that's just cnn millions of russian troops are coming out on the front lines it's pretty brave though because you get emotional and ████ do dances my soldiers are coming out ████ this for man they're deserting so the cnn uh perspective really is nothing more than putin's just ████ nuts that's all no i don't know man um i i don't really like it's harder because when i watch there's joey and putin on the same people basically no more joe rogan stuff i would never even be talking about it it's hard to watch it because i think in our media um or any like mainstream media whether it's russian media or us we have to like deconstruct it like you watch it and you go what are they trying to do and then so what i've been trying to do more now is that um there's more independent sources that are just
21:11 taking footage and then they're not giving you an opinion they're just saying this is what happened like uh these tanks were deserted or they're showing footage of it but then now our media has so many like different biases and opinions that it's more like a it's more like what do you call it like there's a narrative attached to it and a goal and then so that makes it difficult for me to like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well because we've been lied to so much look at the ghost of kiev and all this other stuff yeah dude they want to construct this narrative where people look at what's going on and go okay ukraine is super strong and maybe that will keep um um russia at bay while we get these sanctions through and then maybe russia will pull back because that's what ultimately what our military wants is for russia to pull back because they see the folly of this yeah that's the different perspectives
22:01 right so our media is trying to push that perspective because our media largely helps the cia we all know that right operation mockingbird all this kind of ████ like they're in there to try to drive home the narrative of our government for for imperialism so you know there's a lot going on unfortunately that that you know and i'm just talking about perspectives so but you know it doesn't matter because everyone will think i agree with that now so so you're saying that russia's right it all goes back full circle the best but once again once again all i care about is the people who are stuck in the middle i think what sucks is if you see who's the ones fighting you know it's like they always say like young men die for old men making decisions in war right it's all these old ████ guys that are disconnected living in their safe like ████ like castles right except for the president of ukraine he's badass
22:51 like he's with the people at least he appears you know he appears but that was that was old that was another thing we're really saying out of the country just making videos he was an actor they have footage of him in bulletproof vests and ████ from like old movies and he was too i think yeah he was a comedian he was kind of kind of funny yeah it's pretty cool it's fine it's chill but that but they use those photos and they say this is him at the front lines with the soldiers but he wasn't so those are all their photos so once again it's like it's like they're trying to construct this narrative an old war comedy i'm not that old because he's not an old guy but you know what i mean like it's it's not it's older than that he looks like he's 17. why is he laughing in the front lines i think you know why is it going we're
23:41 [Laughter] that's the other thing did you see that oh did you see the model um she's holding an airsoft gun but they say that she was she's like that was good same ████ that was fake too it was an airsoft gun oh and the island was fake island snake island uh russian warship go ████ yourself what about the uh the guy that got ran over in the car by the train that was really a truck that [Music] it was a ukraine truck they said it was a russian truck but it came out to be no ████ way yeah random over was a ukrainian what get the ████ out that's what i heard but who knows that doesn't happen and then that missile that hit the building no i'm just kidding what god damn i'm kidding about the missile but no it was a ████ fake i think um what the ████ what i'm happy
24:33 though is that is that it's just a it's just a pool noodle the whole time you're saying this is fake yeah it's an airsoft gun that's katniss no she's not at the front lines or anything like that are those shooting glasses anyway well it's like a social influencer post for like airsoft ads yeah really that's crazy i think what's cool though is with social media we're we're more globally connected and what i've noticed now like stupid well yeah yeah but the but the cool thing is that you know we don't see them as like these russian foreign threats we see them as human beings now and then i think russians see you know everyone else and you see them protesting they wouldn't be able to do that like protesting st petersburg and ████ moscow they wouldn't be able to do that back in the day they'll just get shot up those are also fake photos that cnn has could be the real question is
25:25 what does hasabulo think about all this have you seen those memes where they're trying to shoot they're like i don't want to kill hasbula that's what came out of it yeah you sent that to him that was great that's a great view this wesley snipes with the tears yeah he doesn't want to kill blue juice or some ████ yeah but haven't you guys noticed though a lot of people aren't playing into this whole um good guy bad guy narrative anymore i hope so try to play that in the very beginning did you see how they're like once again we are going to spread democracy we need to protect them they probably they try to play that game and it got shut down like immediately bro they're just saying the other night like we got to fight russia over here so we don't fight them at home and i'm like bro that's what they said in iraq they're using the same playbook it's so ████ annoying yeah well i think we might need a part two of this discussion though so you're saying
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